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Metalocalypse: Hipsters Slandering HessiansIronic, "unique" show celebrates metal as a genre for failuresSeptember 14, 2006
Twenty years ago, most people had a hyperbolic and absurd idea of heavy metal and the bands creating it, thanks to the oft-quoted (and increasingly tiresome) film "Spinal Tap". However, it was clear that the writer/actors of this movie actually had a degree of affection for the music they aped, and it was reflected in the way they managed to address many truisms of the continuous collisions between metal's fantastic elements and the inflexible realities of the layman's world in which the music must struggle to be understood. This degree of sympathy and insight is strictly absent from the new animated feature "Metalocalypse", which basically takes the "Beavis and Butthead" premise of Hessian daily life and elevates it to an insulting degree. The show offers the premise of a fictional metal band called "Deathklok", and the creators reveal their weak grasp of the material by first portraying the band as literally one of the richest and most powerful entities on earth (a feat that not even Metallica has accomplished), and then making their music sound wholly ambiguous- we hear three-note trudges and growls ala Six Feet Under combined with keyboards and guitar wankery more befitting of Demons & Wizards. While some may be quick to point out that the show is a parody and as such is not obligated to follow "the rules", this reviewer believes that such decisions reflect broad generalizations about metal and its subgenres and bring the intent of the show into question.
The real problem is that "Metalocalypse" (this is the last time I'm typing that stupid fucking name) is not designed to entertain Hessians, but rather it is there to give hipsters a false insight into a world they cannot or do not wish to understand in genuine terms. The show is made by outsiders looking in, and it shows on every level. Never mind the fact that the dialogue, when intelligible, is stilted and inane, the comic timing is non-existent, the plots are ambiguous, and the animation is lazy and sub-par. Metal is one of the only art forms on earth that must tolerate this kind of insult, in part because it advocates goals and means that threaten the status quo, but it is nevertheless a valid endeavor that deserves respect and legitimacy. It goes without saying that any serious Hessian should ignore this cartoon, but it wouldn't hurt to encourage others to do the same. If someone at your school or place of business sees you wearing the shirt of your favorite band and starts talking about metal hipsterism with you, set them straight. Explain why they have got the wrong idea, and see if you can steer them in the right direction (i.e. "Have you ever listened to Show No Mercy"?). Maybe they won't become converts, but then again maybe they won't make their decisions about an entire genre of music and its culture based on a half-assed joke show either. by David Anzalone |
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