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Britney Spears Shocks Millions Of Fans

"National Socialism has given me strength to move on"

February 18, 2007
ANUS News

LOS ANGELES, US - Late Saturday night, the nowadays infamous pop singer Britney Spears, shocked millions of screaming fans when she walked out of a tattoo studio, revealing a large swastika on her wrist and a shaven head. According to an exclusive interview with ANUS editor Alexis, the once innocent mega-star has changed ideological path and turned to the Germanic ideals of Adolf Hitler:

"When Kevin left me I just didn't know what to do. Child welfare authorities were on to me after I had been seen driving with my eldest son on my lap without a seat belt. Everything around me just went blank and when I performed on stage last week - and forgot the chorus "I am a slaaave - for you" - I knew my life was going downhill. I had to find a new way, a new path to help me combat my fears and regain my previous strength."

And strength was all Ms Spears could think of, after having visited her father's old library and by accident finding Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf" gathering dust.

"For the first time, I felt the essence of truth, of being true to oneself. I read with passion and great interest, of the ideas by a man so full of love to his people. Immediately I began researching more into the ideals of German National Socialism, and it didn't take me long before I decided I had to change my life for the better. My children needed it, I needed it - but most of all, my lovely fans needed a new Britney, ready to take on new challenges and develop my music."

It was this Saturday night that her fans finally would discover that "new Britney," with a shaved head to fit into the classic skinhead-look, as well as armed with a huge swastika tattooed to her wrist, speaking of a radical change in the life of an artist, that once used to conform to the innocence of being a young woman in a stressed world - now posing a challenge to the parents of those kids, who tomorrow will exchange their pre-teen posters of the past Britney Spears, with pictures of a new and mature Neo-Nazi pop star, dedicated to the Germanic way of life:

"National Socialism has given me strength to move on. I am no longer a little girl, but a full-grown woman with large secrets to share, both from my body and mind."

"How do you respond to the latest accusations by the public media, where psychologists like Cary Cooper claims this change of lifestyle of yours is "definitely a call for help?"

She gleams like an angel and portrays a very different side to what we always thought, was a soft and tender girl with few visions for the future:

"I understand people's reaction, but they too have to realize that the young and timid Britney is no more. Today I've grown to realize that I have a duty as a mother to contribute to my Race and breed healthy, strong children, so that they one day may take over my position and lead America into Victory. While the old lifestyle of mine was a careless one to attract social attention and feel good about myself for making all this money, I am today a much more mature woman, aware of my duty and honour of being born White."

"And how will this new change manifest itself in your music?"

"Of course, my music will sound a lot different than it did before. The lyrics will probably change from being gullible and sweet, to a strong, radical form of celebration to my newly found hero Adolf Hitler and his deeds during WWII. I've also left my old record company after I found out that the director in charge of my promotion, was in fact a Jew! Imagine how much money that filthy man has stolen from me over the past years, to profit from my creativity as Germanic woman! None of that will ever happen to me again, be sure of that."

The new Britney does definitely sound different, and although she may now risk a two year prison sentence for having made the "Sieg Heil"-salute in front of a group of fifteen year old fans outside her mansion, Britney remains calm about her political belief:

"I'm not just Britney Spears anymore. I am a descendent and supporter of the Aryan Race, and as such I must behave. The flags hanging outside my mansion with big swastikas on, are just a symbolic presentation of my belief in the ideals of National Socialism. My previous Jew-husband Kevin Federline calls me up now and then to try to talk me out of this, but my conviction is strong and pure. This is not a farce - it is a statement that I will continue to present in public media whenever on tour: We Must Secure The Existence Of Our White Race, and distribute our ideas through as many mediums as possible, pop music being one of them."

Our editor Alex left the compelling pop star in her mansion, and stepped into the limousine while Ms Spears made "Sieg Heil" on her balcony. Later this year she will go on a tour with the White Supremacist pop band Prussian Blue, as part of a new line of promotion work for both her music and her beliefs. With that said, our editor found a strange package yesterday marked with a swastika on it. The ANUS team, fearing it might be the latest letter from the Unabomber, opened it up carefully and found a demo-CD with the soon-to-become hit single "Where White is Right," including the bonus track "Slave 4 Aryans." Alex comments:

"It sounds a lot like the reverbing harmony from the Nazi-Black Metal band I Shalt Become, mixed with an improvising touch of The Doors and Black Sabbath. I've always hated Britney Spears, but hell, even I can guarantee that this will become a huge hit when it is released."

About Britney Spears

The UK pop singer Britney Spears has been a part of the modern pop music, upholding the immature and individualist attitude of today's women in Western society, promoting both an exploitation of what makes the woman beautiful and sacred, as well as the idea that the ego of the individual should be the centre of society as a whole. The 16th of February, the pop star was photographed in Los Angeles by public media, showing tattoos on her wrist and a shaved head. Britney Spears has previously made it to the headlines, by being caught doing careless things with her children, driving around in expensive limousines without any underwear, and swapping clothes with a stripper.

About ANUS

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

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About Nihilism

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

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