Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 23 of 45 When: 5/11/91 at 1:52 pm Subject: BSP To: viper From: Lord Ambercrombe [Level 30] [[ Validated User: TTR/91! ]] Are you going to put up some more BSP files here or what ???? -LA General Discussion [1]: 23 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 24 of 45 When: 5/11/91 at 1:56 pm Subject: RAG-WARS To: All From: Lord Ambercrombe [Level 30] [[ Validated User: TTR/91! ]] Let's get a rag-war sig here as on The MuDD Club People. Are there any of you out there like Dr. Wu or Wileyote ???? Where is your spirit, eh ????? Let's get it going..... -LA General Discussion [1]: 24 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 25 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 25 of 45 When: 5/11/91 at 2:20 pm Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #1] To: Lord Ambercrombe [Received] From: Maxwell Smart [[ Not JUST a Validated User! I have an idea. Shut Up. Nobody REALLY gives a shit. Now that is a definition of a 'Stupendous Idiot'. Maxy General Discussion [1]: 25 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 30 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 30 of 45 When: 5/13/91 at 9:02 am Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #2] To: Maxwell Smart [Received] From: Lord Ambercrombe [Level 30] [[ Validated User: TTR/91! ]] Listen˙ flamer, If you don't have anything intelligent to say, why don't you shut the fuck up and stop touching yourself..... -LA General Discussion [1]: 30 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 32 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 32 of 45 When: 5/13/91 at 10:58 am Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #3] To: Lord Ambercrombe [Received] From: Commander Sozo [-----] Wait, a minute LA, Maxwell, is the WRONG person to fuck with. He is ruthless and doesn't give a damn, and has been around since before the trees. I remember when I first came on to the scene, he ate me for lunch. He is the WRONG person to be fucking with. There are 2 people on the boards I won't think about fucking with, 1 is Corporal Punshment, and Maxwell Smart. I think I would apologize before psysco shit starts happening. He used to by Tele-trails sponsor on TCW when there was real tele-trials. Ask the Viper, or Blix, or anyone maxy ain't a person to be fucking with. Sozo General Discussion [1]: 32 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 34 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 34 of 45 When: 5/14/91 at 12:24 am Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #4] To: Commander Sozo [Received] From: Lord Ambercrombe [Level 30] [[ Validated User: TTR/91! ]] Roger that, but he did not have to come back like an asshole to me. I could understand it if he knew me but,,,,, oh well..... precia the info... -LA General Discussion [1]: 34 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 35 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 35 of 45 When: 5/14/91 at 12:57 am Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #3] To: Lord Ambercrombe [Received] From: Corporal Punishment [Level 30] [Loser - Lamer - Super Asshole Yeah.. k-rad d00d. Go straight for the top... Think I'll call up Erik Bloodaxe now and tell him what a loser he is too. Good move. Derf. General Discussion [1]: 35 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 36 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 36 of 45 When: 5/14/91 at 8:27 am Subject: RAG-WARS To: corporal punishment [Received] From: Lord Ambercrombe [Level 30] [[ Validated User: TTR/91! ]] How old did you say you were , D00D ?????? -LA General Discussion [1]: 36 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 37 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 37 of 45 When: 5/15/91 at 2:01 am Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #1] To: Lord Ambercrombe [Received] From: Corporal Punishment [Level 30] [Loser - Lamer - Super Asshole Dust off the silver, here we go again. How old did I say I was? Guess I'll have to break your little homosexual heart and let you know that I never told you how old I was, because I don't dig fags, nor would I ever sit around and tell them personal statistics about myself. Perhaps you have me confused with one of your cockjobbing boyfriends. I guess one of your Saturday Night Fever, Sperm spewing lovers was slamming you in the ass so hard that you were hitting your head against the alley wall behind the gay bar, and subsequentally, had a lapse of memory. What a bummer. Next time, borrow Conan's Green Bay Fudge Packers helmet. Now.. why was it everyone was giving you a hard time? Oh yeah, I think it had something to do with your posts.. like: "hEy, vYpUR! whEN r U g0nnA gEt sUm m0r BSP pHylEz uP s0 I cAn lEEcH thUm aNd plAY ThuM 0n mY pUtEr!? i rEelY lYkE 2 pLaY gAMeZ u kn0! i d0nT hAv a rEel lYfe s0 i JuzT plAy gAmeZ! I luV wAReZ!!!1!!1!" Or the other one: "lEtZ sEt uP a pHAg SkShuN herE! r aNy 0f mY b0yphRenDz LyKE Dr. wU oR WilLY E k0yoTe on HeRe? I sh0rE d0 lUv tHem B0th!" Impressive, I must say. Intelligence especially flowed in the BSP files question. Obviously, you are quite up to date with the scene. Way to go. Why is it you want more BSP files? Actually, that's a dumb question. I know you have no real social life (excluding the weekly outings to Fagfest and The House Of Guys), no friends (except of course the other flaming asshole rompers), and nothing to do except leech games and play sit and spin with your joystick (the Gravis that Wu gave you for the blow job in the girls bathroom at the roller rink). Your existence seems so monumentally ruling. I'm sure you're proud though. If you had wiped the sperm from the handjob you gave Dxenion off your mono screen and out of your eyes, you would have seen that Sozo clearly told you the 2 people not to fuck with. Oh well, lamers will be lamers. It's clockwork now. You're just like the rest of the homos before you. You can ask any number of people here about them, and what happened, and what will eventually happen to you. But, enough of that, you get the picture (unless all the sperm has hardened and slammed your eyes shut), and you should know what to expect. Why not take Sozo's advice and ask The Viper or Lord Blix about why not to screw around with Maxwell.. Clean the cum out of your fingernails and reply soon. C. Punishment dFx/Neon Knights/Metal Communications General Discussion [1]: 37 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 38 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 38 of 45 When: 5/15/91 at 5:44 am Subject: yea To: All From: Vector [Level 30] [Help! I can't drive!] Whoa!! Cool down .... and I'll have to add another stick to the fire and warn you L.A. about Maxy. Not only is he bad behind the screen but I've met him... you realy don't want to go off on him! V! General Discussion [1]: 38 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 39 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 39 of 45 When: 5/15/91 at 9:35 am Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #2] To: Corporal Punishment [Received] From: Lord Ambercrombe [Level 30] [[ Validated User: TTR/91! ]] Hey Listen Dick Breath,how is it that you know so much about getting your head slammed up against an alley wall, eh ??? I guess that all you Dallas people have nothing better to do then suck and fuck your boyfriends. Besides that, Shit for brains I hate fags that have to rag on other people to get themselves off besides By other means. Mabey you are the fucking monkey that started this fucking AidVirus and spreading it to your Bi-Sexual Faggot boyfriend who in turn spread the virus to all of the unsuspecting real women. You know what the piramid effect is....... You are probably the top fucking Block of the piramid who was so introverted and ugly you had to go fuck youself to get a little pussy...... How's Rosy doing .... -LA General Discussion [1]: 39 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 40 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 40 of 45 When: 5/15/91 at 11:20 am Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #3] To: Lord Ambercrombe [Received] From: Commander Sozo [-----] This ain't looking good. Take my advice LA, these guys don't FUCK around at all, esp. not Corp. I can't warn you any more, this guy doesn't fuck around at all, this isn't gonna to be a simple rag war, he doesn't FUCK around. He isn't like your every day "fuck you luser" ragger, he make Jack the ripper look like Jack the Plumber. I have met most of the people on the boards, haven't met maxy but I know that he is well over 6 foot. But that is neither here nor there, I know that it is too late, and I warned you 2 people not to fuck with, sorry it looks like humiliation from here on out. Every one should know now DON'T FUCK WITH CORPORAL PUNISHMENT. You'll see what I am saying he is ruthless! Now maxwell will probably sitback and watch and laugh, but not corp. Sorry... Sozo General Discussion [1]: 40 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 41 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 41 of 45 When: 5/15/91 at 2:46 pm Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #4] To: Commander Sozo From: Agent Orange [Level 30] [[ Validated User: TTR/91! ]] Let CP show him what IS pain. General Discussion [1]: 41 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 43 Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 43 of 45 When: 5/15/91 at 6:04 pm Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #3] To: Lord Ambercrombe From: Mack Hammer [Level 30] [[ Validated User: TTR/91! ]] Fucking shit goddam mother fucker pissant nigger pussy sucking dickweed buttslamminghomolovingmotherfeelingBUTTPIRATE. Whew... just had to get some profanity out of my system there. This you're a bigger faggot than Boy George shit is getting old. Don't get me wrong, it's funny as shit, and Corporal Punishment does have a trademark on it, but all you posers out there do a botchy job of it and it gets real boring. If you want to join the rag war ELyTe, you have to develop your own special obnoxious style. Catch a clue, booooooiiiiiiiy... ]MH General Discussion [1]: 43 of 45 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: a Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 46 of 49 When: 5/16/91 at 5:03 am Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #3] To: Lord Ambercrombe [Received] From: Corporal Punishment [Level 30] [Loser - Lamer - Super Asshole Oh my fucking god.. you can't even begin to imagine how stupid that post was. Seriously here, I laughed so hard, that the board timed out and disconnected. I still can't stop laughing. You are SO unbelievably retarded, its just sad. "bEsIdEZ tHaT sHit 4 bRaYnZ I hAyTe phAGZ tHat hAv 2 rAG 0n 0tHur pe0pUl 2 gET tHeMsElvZ 0fF bYe oThUr mEEnZ!!!1!!" Let's see if I understand this.. 'Besides that (no comma) Shit (capitalized) for brains (not capitalized, no comma.. a trend in stupidity?) I hate fags that have to rag on other people to get themselves off By (capitalized) other means.' The key word here: Impressive. Does anyone here know what the fuck 'Rag on other people to get themselves off by other means' is supposed to mean? I don't think you even know what you're saying. That sentence (or feeble attempt at one) is a complete contradiction (sort of like your parents, a redneck retard and a cow). How does it feel to be so unintelligent? Maybe you should get one of your anal rapist boyfriends to decipher your posts. You hate fags that rag on you? So, what you are really saying, is that you don't mind fags that don't? Obviously, your Freddy Mercury wanna be boyfriends don't give you a hard time.. Well, not VERBALLY at least. "Mabey (nice spelling there too!) you are the fucking monkey that started this fucking AiDVirus (Sorry, Slam King, Haven't heard of that.) and spreading it to your Bi-Sexual Faggot (Capitalized... must be of some importance to you) boyfriend who in turn spread the virus to all of the unsuspecting real women." Again, such an artistry with your wording and grammar. When do you propose on going back to Homoville Junior Hershey High and taking English? Oh wait, maybe they only teach Fagish there. Too bad, this is America, its 1991, and most people consider clueless queers like you to be losers. Read your sentence again. Does it make sense to you? If so, you are fucking gayer than I imagined. Right after AiDVirus (whatever that is), you throw in 'and spreading' which makes what little sense there was before disappear. Why did you capitalize the words bi-sexual faggot? Do they have some sort of special meaning to you? And when you say 'Spread it to all of the unsuspecting real women', would that include your mom? No... I don't think 'real women' applies to a fat, brainless, buck tooth, celluloid, farm whore, mule cock sucking, ugly, 2nd grade dropout, wide load, cow milking, trailer home living, Government cheese receiving, horse piss drinking, hee haw on a black & white TV watching, lesbian, yeast infected, HIV carying, uneducated, weight watchers failure, barefoot, overall wearing, tractor driving, sperm chewing, back hair shaving, cavity creep, AZT pill purchasing, Sasquatch looking, circus freak side show reject, shit showering, pussy eating, 400 pound, 17 neck having, Gonnareah spreading, balding, grossly overweight, Nell Carter immitating, Depends diaper sporting, 3 seat taking, unable to add, Wrestlemania believing, douchebag, no seat unicycle riding, retarded LOSER like your mom. "You know what the piramid (Great spelling, again. How did you get so stupid?) effect is.................................... (Look! A moron's attempt at punctuation).. You are probably the top fucking Block (capitalized. Smooth move again, Einstein) of the piramid (Perhaps you should sell some of your New Kids sperm collection and invest in a Speak & Spell) who was so introverted and ugly (no comma, of course) you had to go fuck yourself (If you can't afford a Speak & Spell, perhaps See Spot Run would be a good start) to get a little pussy...................................How's Rosy doing (no question mark, but a few hundred periods)...................... ....................................................................." Do you mean the DOMINO effect? Even though I've never heard of the pIrAmId effect, its soemthing I would expect from a 'tard like you. Were you one of Jerry's kids? The top fucking Block of the piramid that was so introverted and ugly.. hold him back, he's making sense now! Does it make you feel good when you think about how much of a fucking idiot you are? Whoops, I didn't mean to put that thing on the end of the sentence... that's a question mark. Its doubtful, but one day, you may just learn what they are. Even though I'm not from Dallas, I'm sure all the users of Midnite Oil 2, XTC, Minas Anor, Hacked Out, etc. will find your comment amusing. You still never answered my earlier question. Why is it you want more BSP files? Come on, don't be scared (well, not too much more than you are now anyway), just answer the question (if you can get anything out with all the cum in your throat). Next time, it may help if you don't try to give blow jobs and post at the same time (if you can tear yourself away from doing so). There's a slim chance it will improve your posting talent. Like most before you, your reply was truely weak. Yet, it was so unintelligent, it was hilarious. Go ahead and reply soon, we could all use a good laugh, and I enjoy letting you make a fool of your gay self . C. Punishment dFx/Neon Knights Message: 47 of 49 When: 5/16/91 at 11:46 am Subject: Gawd.. To: All From: Commander Sozo [-----] Need I say any more, Corp by far is the best.. Oh, say The Viper's disk space Mack Hammer, and stop trying.. Shit, your message is just another entry in the File Allocation Table. It was meaningless. Just don't post any more about ragging. Sozo Message: 48 of 49 When: 5/16/91 at 1:11 pm Subject: Gawd.. [Reply #1] To: Commander Sozo From: Maxwell Smart [[ Not JUST a Validated User! Damn CP, Had to scroll back several times on that one. Honestly LA, I don't have or give the time of day to fools like you, since your ignorance is so overwhelming it just ain't worth shit. Yea, Someobody like you comes around every once in awhile...some learn..some leave.. in this case fool. I think your about to be showed the door. So, Save everyone a hell of alot of trouble take your sorry ass somewhere else, Robert. Max Message: 49 of 49 When: 5/17/91 at 1:01 am Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #2] To: Corporal Punishment [Received] From: bhubha [Level 30] [[ Validated User: TTR/91! ]] Two Questions: One, is this for real. Great Rag War if it is. Two, does anyone have any insecurity concerning their masculinity? Sub-Board : General Discussion Message: 46 of 46 When: 5/17/91 at 1:51 pm Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #4] To: Corporal Punishment [Received] From: Claude Rains [[ Mr. Releases! ]] {crowds standing!!} {APPLAUSE building} WOW!!! Definitely a HIT! BRAVO!!!!! BRAVISIMO!! A MUST-See!! Way off the scale!!! That made my eyes water!! General Discussion [1]: 46 of 46 [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 14 Sub-Board : General Discussions  Message: 14 of 24 When: 5/14/91 at 10:05 am Subject: TTR/91 To: Corporal Punishment [Received] From: Lord Ambercrombe [Validated User] I guess you don't want anyone to know that you are a puny little 15 year old EH ????? -LA Sub-Board : General Discussions  Message: 24 of 24 When: 5/16/91 at 11:52 am Subject: TTR/91 [Reply #1] To: Lord Ambercrombe From: Corporal Punishment [Level 50] [Validated User] You're way off, I'm only 11. And what's so sad about it, is that I can spell and use propper grammar better than you. How come you won't answer our questions on TTR? You wouldn't be scared to admit your homosexuality now, would you? I am fucking destroying you, and all you can come back with is "You are a puny little 15 year old (no period, of course)". You are a fucking girl, get a clue. See area #7 for the continuation. I see you're getting better, that's the first EVER post you've made without spelling something wrong. Now, if you could just get punctuation down. You may wanna pick up a copy of Cat In The Hat, unless it's too difficult. General Discussions [1]: 24 of 24  [88 left] [Message Base menu] [?/Help]: 19 Sub-Board : Jokes & Riddles  Message: 19 of 22 When: 5/12/91 at 10:17 pm Subject: mommy mommy [Reply #6] To: Commander Sozo [Received] From: Lord Ambercrombe [Validated User] Yeah, I almost went to work for the Desktop Data Systems also but went on to much better places. I'm getting ready to go to Lanier Copier division selling copy machines and shit like that.... just keep my own consulting business going and do computers as a hobby.... don't know yet. I almost went back into the military into either Special Forces again or linguistics for german but I must've had brain damage today after all the partying I did this weekend.. hehehe later -LA Jokes & Riddles [7]: 19 of 22  [87 left] [Message Base menu] [?/Help]:  Sub-Board : Jokes & Riddles  Message: 22 of 22 When: 5/16/91 at 3:01 pm Subject: Let The Truth Be Told To: Lord Cumonmyass From: Corporal Punishment [Level 50] [Validated User] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Let me see if I got this right. You sell copy machines for a living? WHAT A TOTAL FUCKING LOSER! A salesman. I am REALLY impressed. So, basically, what you do is go out, kiss ass, suck dick, and beg people to buy a copier, so that you can make your shitbag commission. Whoa... WHAT A LIFE! Tell me, does it take a college education to sell copiers? Does it take a junior high graduate to sell copiers? No, it takes a fag like you, someone who was too stupid and couldn't afford an education. Hey, maybe if you're lucky, you'll move on up to the ranks of telemarketers or burger flippers! Way to go! How does it feel to know that fucking janitors make more money than you? When you were younger, and all the kids were sitting around talking about their life ambitions, saying things like, "I wanna be a doctor", "I wanna be a lawyer", or "I wanna be an actor", did you sit there and say "deWdZ, I wAnnA sUck dIck aNd sEll kOpIerZ! iT'lL bE a H00T!"? How come you didn't get a real job? Do you plan on making a career out of being a saleslady? Do you sell Avon too? When you go out (if ever) and meet people (yeah, right), and they ask you, "Hey, what do you do for a living?", what do you say? "Oh, I am a flaming queer who sells copy machines!" Ever wonder what they think of you? How often do you think women sit around and say things like "Gee, I really wish I could meet a salesman! They're so outgoing. That's my dream date, a salesman. Especially one who sells copiers." Try never. Your meaningless life is so unimpressive. I'm sure your parents are SO proud of you, Robbie. When their friends ask them what you're doing now, and they have to say "He's selling copiers", how do you think it makes them feel? Actually, maybe they are proud, seeing that both of them were also fucked in the head, redneck, dumbass, unintelligent, farming fleebs. I don't think you realize how much of a loser you really are. You only live once, one chance to make something of yourself, one chance to do something realistic, something meaningful, so that you could live your life for you, live the way you want to, have all the things you want and need, one chance to beat the system, and you decided to be a fucking salesman. You already blew it, your life is nothing, it's over. Welcome to reality, homo, you are a nobody. Another invisible speck in the chronicles of time. A complete failure. No one will remember you when you die, nor will anyone care. You are just taking up space on the planet. Do us all a favour, and kill yourself now. Be a man, end your pathetic joke of a life. Do you really want to go on living? Take a look at yourself, and think about it. Is it really worth it? Having to suck dick all the time, living in some shack, eating maccaroni (no cheese.. can't afford it), being alone and depressed. Come on, do it. Don't even try to knock me, I am a fucking God compared to you. Tell us, what exactly do you think of yourself? Are you satisfied being a cocksucker? If you say yes, then we will all know you are lieing, and that you agree that you are a social reject. Go sell a copier, buy a clue, and come to terms with the fact that everything I say is true. You are worthless, a zero. Don't even try to get a life, its too late now. Loser. C. Punishment dFx/Neon Knights/Metal Communications/AcB/IcB/OIS Message: 42 of 46 When: 5/18/91 at 2:39 pm Subject: RAG-WARS [Reply #5] To: Claude Rains [Received] From: Maxwell Smart [[ Not JUST a Validated User! Overdose.. I'm not sure what gender you are! Might wanna check it out again. Anyhow, Where did Rob go? Maybe he had a problem and had to go get checked out, something like the AIDVIRUS (as CP already said) Well whatever the case atleast it MIGHT be over. Did this actually ever start? Max (shades of the Trials!)