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                                   Foreword
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  Ok.  This is just a little tiny gay file I'm writing to be funny. Ah it is fun
to do and I enjoy doing it myself.
  One thing though. My last file "FUN WITH TRAFFIC LIGHTS" which informed you on
the use of traffic lights for destruction and how to operate them has been
stabbed by Creative Chaos. Some dork I've never heard of and maybe you haven't
either. Anyway this guy says I stole his file on how to do it and I never saw
any file before mine on how to do it. I spent lots of hours researching to bring
you correct information. So Creative Chaos, if you're such a hacker, find out my
credit rating and do something to it or shut the hell up. I'd like to see YOUR
file. Yeah probably on like Volume 300 on some unknown AE somewhere.  So there.


   Ok. Just this quick thing my friends and I experienced this month. Step one,
just get totally sloshed. But don't get so drunk you don't know what the hell
you're doing. Keep making one or two of your friends (or enemies) drink a
shitload. Once their on their asses, wait until they puke and pass out. Now the
fun begins.

   Grab a bunch of PERMANENT markers for your brushes. Sprawl the dude out on
the floor and take his shirt off. Write stuff all over him and draw shit on his
back. On his face put stuff like flowers and mustaches or horns on his forehead.
On one of my friends we wrote I SUCK on his cheek and shit like I LOVE DEBBIE on
him. The permanent marker will stay on their faces for at least a week unless
they know how to get it off. I believe paint thinner or high-power grease
remover will do the trick. He will have a lot of fun explaining his little
grafitti. People will know what he knows. It's written all over his face!

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(c) 1988 cDc communications 4/20/88 6:55 pm est by DIAL TONE (Klaus)
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