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Return of the Gays of Ecoheaven

ANUS Reveals Fake Greens

December 15, 2008
ANUS News

ANUS HQ - Today our infoterror squad received tactically significant documents of enemy propaganda from a sleeper agent. Our first impressions were both laughter and indignation, but a case point such as this couldn't be dismissed just like that, which lead to the prompt conclusion to reveal the progressing hypocrisy of the Green movement.

Exhibit #2430-775

Evidence reveals how Hello Hipster, Inc. has managed to subvert another functional idea and reintroduce it as a subdivision to its existing product lines. What results is another cheap symbolic identity to provide yet another Pleasant Illusion for disengaging reality.

In less than a decade the whole Green movement has become throughout PC-compatible, which has resulted in the loss of all the effective ideas, most importantly how to radically cut down consumption through the embrace of Deep Ecology and how the population explosion is the real cause of all the environmental problems we face. Jacques Cousteau, UNESCO Courier and pioneering ecologist, spoke: "In order to stabilize world population, we must eliminate 350,000 people per day. It is a horrible thing to say, but it's just as bad not to say it."

In the business of writing philosophy one is often confronted with the observations of pessimistic predictions coming true, but the twist is that the stupidity of the Crowd has no limits; the Crowd always falls below your lowest expectations.

You might remember our previous report on the topic, and now we recall the spirit of our classic Absurd cover song to remind of the Crowdist infiltration.

Download: Gays of Ecoheaven

Lyrics

There was a warm day, polar water at my ankles
felt like a cheap med' holiday
but there were no tourists there was no sun
just smog air and smug liberals

guilt free go through pc reforms
equality will save the earth
where is our saviour? where hides al gore?
why isnt he selling more eco-products?

gay love our answer, though hot air hung thick
white sperm dripping on green spandex
we knew what we did was useless and passive
but our hearts were by carbon-offsets freed

About Greenism

Once an effective platform for activism and radical ideals, now the Green movement has been absorbed by the mass of over-socialized leftist types that the eco-champion Theodore Kaczynski warned about. These people say that the globe is getting all HOTT and insist that everyone should participate in a clever consumerist ploy to buy more "green" labeled products. Of course, this purely symbolic gesture will achieve nothing, and it certainly will not save Earth from the silent ecocide committed by the overpopulated humanity.

About ANUS

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/