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You People Are Fucking Retarded, Part #7431042389107.2

23 09 10 - 10:46

The children's show Sesame Street says it won't air a taped segment featuring the "California Gurls" singer and Elmo. The pop star - who is known for her risque outfits - wore a gold bustier top as she sang a version of her hit "Hot N Cold." But some felt it was too revealing for the kid set. - Yaholy shit our stock is now worthless!

What kind of an idiot thought it was appropriate for her to be there in the first place?

Don't introduce the good little future consumers to idiot pop before it's absolutely necessary!

Maybe show them something with musical power first, something better than the goo Katy Perry (who we otherwise like here at ANUS, because she's a champion farter) puts out for the drooling peasants to consume while they harvest turnips and screw bolts onto failing appliances.

Maybe not get them into the cycle of pop/want/desire/need before they have to. Let these kids grow up first!

And not introduce them to the general stupidity that's involved with being a pop star. Where are the fucking feminists? Feminists, why aren't you wailing to have them see a woman scientist or rocket pilot instead?

Yet all the idiots out there -- brains turned into cabbage by compliance with the demands of others -- just push this shit straight out onto the airwaves. Of course it's great. She is a pop star. They will have fun. It's good for ratings. You can hear their little brains clicking away like alarm clocks, which probably have better judgment.

Now that someone noticed, they're all shocked. How could this happen?!? You mean to tell me that having everyone in idiot follow-the-herd's-cash mode means that no one is expected to even consider the consequences of their decisions?

How convenient for the idiots among us.

Sing it with me:

Hurr durr durr durr
Ah durr hurr hurr
Hurr durr hurr hurr
Hurr durr durr durr

That's what their thinking would sound like to a sane, coherent, realistic mind -- the babbling of a retard.

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