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Nihilism, Futurist Traditionalism and Conservationism

Old school

12 03 13 - 20:40

35 comments

Parody Guy live at the karaoke 90's special in a retirement home somewhere
'Cause it's a bittersweet parody, this life
Trying to keep metal elite
Trolling poseurs online 'til you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the forums
where all the fans meet yeah

Not gay, I'm not gay
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
But I'm here just to troll
I am here and I troll
So I'm a million different people
from one post to the next
I can't change my troll
No, no, no, no, no

Well I never go out
But tonight I'm gonna see Uncanny yeah
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the anger in me, yeah
I let the distortion shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now
But I'm back at my place and I'm on FMP trolling them now

Not gay, I'm not gay
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
But I'm here just to troll
I am here and I troll
And I'm a million different people
from one post to the next
I can't change my troll
No, no, no, no, no
I can't change
(Have you ever been down?)
I can't change

'Cause it's a bittersweet parody, this life
Trying to keep metal elite
Trolling poseurs online 'til you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the forums
where all the fans meet yeah

You know I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
But I'm here just to troll
I am here and I troll
And I'm a million different people
from one post to the next
I can't change my troll
No, no, no, no, no

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbvQ9g1bCYs Parody Guy live at the karaoke 90's special in a retirement home somewhere - 13-03-’13 01:27
anus=queers
gay anus=queers - 13-03-’13 04:04
anus=queers
that's why i'm here, just don't tell anyone specially me... anus=queers - 13-03-’13 15:07
GOAT
Death and black metal remove social thinking to unleash nihilism,
pure spirit, intuition and desire. In order to understand the subgenres
of underground metal, a listener must unlearn musical favoritism and
familiar values.


For their efforts they may wander in a bleak or ambiguous and
foreboding emotional landscape. Inside this darkness they will
discover a new lexicon of existential values in which an essential
beauty is expressed, much as black metal and death metal find beauty
within abrasion through an embrace of the destructive powers of change. GOAT - 14-03-’13 15:26
MIT student
>For their efforts they may wander in a bleak or ambiguous and
foreboding emotional landscape. Inside this darkness they will
discover a new lexicon of existential values in which an essential
beauty is expressed, much as black metal and death metal find beauty
within abrasion through an embrace of the destructive powers of change.

Meanwhile in the real world they become failures in life, having used themselves up over nothing except conditioning themselves to like shitty music (the same music that morons have a natural predisposition for). "I like death/black metal", wow, what a great achievement. MIT student - 15-03-’13 01:27
Satan
I am enjoying both the nature of the updates and their frequency. May the ANUS rise again! Satan - 15-03-’13 15:25
@ MIT student
/ I like death/black metal", wow, what a great achievement.

You are a stupid moron if you think that's a great achivement!
Get your head out of your moms cunt! That has nothing to do
with anything! Go to bed already fuckface. @ MIT student - 15-03-’13 15:59
Suck my dick you fucken homos!!
Ok I'm high on Bestial Warlust, man this album fucking rules!

Then I tried some power metal bands. Synfonia (Tolki)sucked major dick.
Then went on to explore Kamelot's discography. Their debut album is cool
but too similar to Crimson Glory. Then I went to Pagan's Mind and it's
not bad not great, kind of whatever but not too gay. Symphony X's early
material beats the shit out of this or any band for that matter.

Took a break, back to Bestial Warlust this time both albums. Exquisite fucking violence!!!!


Finally, Stratovarius material is great! I always thought this band was gay, even
after Prozak's recommendation of Destiny. To tell you the truth, Strato are addictive.
I'm partial of their first two albums and Episode but all their material up to 1997
fucking killz.

Angra, Edguy, Falconer, Opeth were also explored but they are too GAY and I
had to go vomit and cleanse myself with more BESTIAL fuckin WARLUST!!!

Oh yeah,this Italian band called Labyrinth has two good albums Heaven Denied and
the eponymous album, both good fucking metal. I was pleasantly surprised with these
two competent albums.

Veredict:

Symphony X wins 1st price
Stratovarius is perhaps the best of the bunch.
Labyrinth is pretty cool.
post 1995 Gamma Ray is fucking capable.

Can't seem to get into Virgin Steel, any recommendations?

The rest is too gay for me.

LONG LIVE BESTIAL WARLUS oh and man,,Mythos - Pain Amplifier is a fukcing masterpiece!!! Suck my dick you fucken homos!! - 16-03-’13 13:56
epic meme kid
>Virgin Steel
my sides! epic meme kid - 16-03-’13 14:02
Beavis
hehehe he hehe hehehe he's a virgin hehehe hehehe hehe Beavis - 16-03-’13 14:10
Stratofortress
I wonder what role did black metal play in the interest of Jews in America:

"Hollinger, himself a secular, liberal Protestant, explains the frankness with which he discusses the Jewish role in secularization by pointing out that he approves of it. Indeed, he barely conceals his pleasure at Christianity’s being pushed aside. In what may be a reflection of our thoroughly radicalized times, some Jewish spokesmen are also acknowledging, without embarrassment, their own anti-Christian agenda."

http://www.amnation.com/vfr/archives/024334.html



penis. Stratofortress - 16-03-’13 15:36
MIT student
>Falconer
>gay

You need a slap. Apply yourself. Falconer is one of the best bands in this field and all their material with Mathias Blad is great. Go back to the albums and listen again.

Angra also has good parts. Temple of Shadows and Rebirth both have good songs, then again I only like the fast ones (Spread Your Fire and Nova Era, respectively). Edguy just bores me, and lately they don't even play metal.

Another album you should be checking out is Sonata Arctica's Silence. Excellent multi-dimensional power metal, mostly fast and in the style of Stratovarius. The guitarwork on Wolf & Raven is unreal. Check out the "original" version of San Sebastian as well, with the lead guitar in the intro. But start with Falconer.

Right now I'm listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSEbyCJveTs I recommend it as well. MIT student - 16-03-’13 18:17
Mythos - Pain Amplifier is awezome!
I'll try Falconer again.

Right now I'm blown away by 2003 Labyrinth - Labyrinth and Gamma Ray's Land of the
Free. Awesome shit right there!! Also listening to Nocturnal Rites's first two
albums and they fucking kick ass. Finished listening to Iron Saviour and Hammefall
and they are fucking boring. Back to Stratovarius - Visions please.

Sonata Arctica's - Silence is half good.

Dunno if you agree but Rhapsody is kitsch gay metal. It's like they're trying too
hard on being "neo-classical", unlike Stratovarius's superior craftmanship.

Can't get enough of Symphony X, Damnation Game, Sad Wings and V, now these are
true fukking epics!!!!!

early Tad Morose and Morgana Lefay's first album are slaying my buttcheeks right now.
The fuck with Lost Horizon and Sabatton? SEe this is what makes me go back to
Beherit's demos. And why the hell do you say that Scanner, early Fates Warning and Liege Lord are not Power Metal????

Fuck me in the fucken aaasssss!!!!! Bling Guardian Follow the Blind is almost as good as
Battalions of Fear!! Who wouldve guessed after their later faggot shit? Now this is what I
call Real¨Power metal: a hybrid of heavy metal with speed metal techniques fuck yessssss..... Mythos - Pain Amplifier is awezome! - 16-03-’13 19:00
MIT student
If you like power metal, you may scorn black metal for its low technique. If you like black metal, you may scorn power metal for being crowd-friendly.
Right now I'm listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFcCOvxZ6aE
I recommend it as well. MIT student - 16-03-’13 19:36
MIT student
Here I am showing my moves to all In Flames fans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLVaWnvXqm0
In case you are wondering, I am the one wearing tight jeans after my sex change. MIT student - 16-03-’13 19:44
@ MIT student
What if you scorn both black and power metal because they're gay? What if you listen to real music like Lil' Wayne and Kanye West? What if you're a white male sub and you like to be dominated by BBC but don't think of this as gay because it simulates hetero sex? Why is everyone ignore the bigger issue here? @ MIT student - 17-03-’13 04:18
I love everyone
http://d1e0u2actw4eb3.cloudfront.net/new/src/1363519484459.gif I love everyone - 17-03-’13 04:59
Mathias Blad
I think both Fuken Homos and MIT Student are super gay. They enjoy a type of gay rock music called power metal and that makes them faggits. Ildjarn is superior to faggit rock band Falconer on the basis that Ildjarn is transcendental music that sucks you into the void of nothingness where transcendental awareness occurs. I've seen the end of the cosmos with Ildjarn's catalogue, I've been beyond the void. Can power metal do that for you? I dont think so, at best you can experience a rush of optimistic euphoria, at best. Power metal is uplifting music and it gives you hope to live. Fine tis okay. But Black Metal can be sonic poetry that changes your life forever. Mathias Blad - 17-03-’13 07:43
tiny midget
I want fucK MIT student in the assrectum =) boing boing boing chuga chugga poop cums out tiny midget - 17-03-’13 08:06
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Gamma Ray - Somewhere Out in Space
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@loludumb
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Lord Byron
@still don't see any contributions

Pardon me sir,

how many cocks can you fit in your ass? Lord Byron - 20-03-’13 14:45
FALCONER IS HIPSTER SHITE
He’s got a cock that it seems to me
Reminds me how I lost my virginity
It was with a dog, his dick was hairy and short like Troy’s

Now and then when people call me gay
His music takes me away to that special place
Next to Metalocalypse it’s the only thing that I enjoy

Whoa, oh, oh, sweet Mastodon
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, tear soaked tampon

He’s got balls of the softest kind
As if they know they’re gay
I’d love to be licking on those balls when Troy begins to defecate

His band reminds me of Led Zeppelin
Mixed with Pantera and Korn
I heard that when Mastodon plays live they have a large video screen with gay porn

Whoa, oh, oh, sweet Mastodon
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, tear soaked tampon

What did you say?
What did you say bro?
What did you say?

What did you say?
What did you say bro?
What did you say?

Bro bro bro bro bro bro bro
Sweet Troy, Sweet Mastodon of mine Sweet Troy Of Mine FALCONER IS HIPSTER SHITE - 20-03-’13 14:54
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@ ANAL MASCOT
HEY ANAL MASCOT WHERE ARE YOOOOUUUUUU????????? I NEED MY COCK SUCKED TONITE!!! @ ANAL MASCOT - 22-03-’13 19:50
Jeffery the vinyl hog
When comes the gay sex? Jeffery the vinyl hog - 24-03-’13 12:33
Bad Apperu!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzEUeWnV73U Bad Apperu!! - 24-03-’13 21:22
costanza.jpg
>201X
>not knowing about Touhou costanza.jpg - 25-03-’13 15:05
Autist
Brb, Gensokyo. Autist - 26-03-’13 03:52


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