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Continuing the disturbance

What is the verb form of sphincter?

02 03 13 - 18:49



It's your stinky winky sphincter
The way it winks at me
Your winky little stinkter
So lonely and so free
It's twitchy and it's filthy
I love the way that stinkter sphincts
It's your stinky winky sphincter
And I need near to me. - Bruce Springsteen (The Early Years)

27 comments

poop fan
It would be awesome if a poop came out.

Any gif out there of people shitting? poop fan - 02-03-’13 21:35
regular reader who just got offended
That's disgusting! It's not even a male anus! I can tell by the shape and the coloring that it's a female anus. Please remove this picture from your front page! regular reader who just got offended - 03-03-’13 15:10
113 IQ guy who is finally gaining self confidence in the real world.
THe ANUS almost ruined my life with it's negative bullshit. 113 IQ guy who is finally gaining self confidence in the real world. - 03-03-’13 23:34
Get on and contribute to this article!
Oh fuck me, this is awesome:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Corrupt.org


Let's get some long standing hessians contributing. Get on and contribute to this article! - 03-03-’13 23:51
Larry and the Pissheads - Being Dead Sucks (Dead at 17)
Being dead sucks!
I don't want to be dead
Dead people are boring
Cuz they are fucking dead

Nothing left to say
Nothing to be done
Just lying in a grave
Away is all the fun

No more drugs and no more booze
No more life left to lose
Ask any dead guy what it's like
He will tell you take a hike

Being dead suuuucks! Larry and the Pissheads - Being Dead Sucks (Dead at 17) - 04-03-’13 02:35
Larry and the Pissheads - I'm Dead at 17 (And Being Dead Sucks)
I'm 16 now and I'll be dead at 17
This I know for sure cuz my lifestyle is so mean
I take drugs and alcohol and fry my brain to hell
I steal money from my mother's purse, she works at taco bell

I'm dead at 17!
And being dead sucks!
I'm just a fucking kid man!
I mean what the fuck?

God does not exist at least he don't to me
Because I know that I will be dead at seventeen

I'm dead at 17! Larry and the Pissheads - I'm Dead at 17 (And Being Dead Sucks) - 04-03-’13 02:45
Larry and the Pissheads - Being 16 Sucks (And So Does Being Dead)
Being sixteen sucks!
When old people tell me it's the best years of my life
I want to punch them in the face and spit on them
Because being sixteen sucks!

No girlfriend, just drug addiction
I messed up school, I won't go tomorrow
Sleeping at a friends house cuz my mom kicked me out
Being sixteen sucks!

Being sixteen suuuucks! Larry and the Pissheads - Being 16 Sucks (And So Does Being Dead) - 04-03-’13 02:55
real punk rocker @ Larry and the Pissheads
I own that EP! Great hardcore band from Philly! I saw them live and the singer knocked two of my front teeth out. Awesome guy, I bought him a drink after the show and he poured it all over my 7 Seconds t-shirt. Then he stabbed me with a knife. I bought all their albums the next day! real punk rocker @ Larry and the Pissheads - 04-03-’13 03:13
Larry and the Pissheads - Now I'm Fucking Dead (Told You)
I'm fucking dead
I told you this would happen
I took lots of drugs
And I was never happy

I'll never experience
Sleeping under a bridge
Sharing a needle with friends
So there's nothing to miss

Now I'm fucking dead
You couldn't save me
My life sucked anyway
And I never liked you

My future was uncertain
So I took matters in my own hands
I got wasted on speedball
And I died crapping my pants

My friend's mom found me
Lying on the bed
I was staying at their place
And now I'm fucking dead

Now I'm fucking dead
You couldn't save me
My life sucked anyway
And I never liked you

Aaaargh! Larry and the Pissheads - Now I'm Fucking Dead (Told You) - 04-03-’13 04:06
real punk rocker @ Larry and the Pissheads
The original singer killed himself after the first demo. Then the band got a new singer and re-recorded the songs for the EP. Then that singer died too in a motorcycle accident. That's why they don't play those songs live anymore. It's like the songs are cursed! Not that it matters because their third singer died after an amplifier fell on his head during a soundcheck even though they don't play the songs anymore. And their fourth singer was murdered by his dad in a bizarre love triangle. Then they got a fifth singer who was 46 years old and a former prison inmate, I guess they couldn't find anyone else anymore who would join them. Unfortunately they had a bus accident while they were touring and the entire band died except for the new singer, now he's the longest lasting member of the band. Man, they really should have never re-recorded those tracks! I'm glad I got to see them live just before the bus accident! R.I.P. Larry and the Pissheads! The legend will live on! real punk rocker @ Larry and the Pissheads - 04-03-’13 04:42
@ real punk rocker
Dude you forgot the singer they got after the fourth one. Johnny Jailbird isn't the fifth singer, he's the sixth. The real fifth singer died right after the audition, he was run over by a drunk driver while he was going home. The fucked up thing is that he lived right across the street of their rehearsal place! Anyway, Johnny Jailbird is an asshole. That guy killed the band! The curse doesn't affect the band, it only affects the singers. You know why Johnny spent time in jail don't you? Because he murdered his previous band! So he gets out of jail and joins a new band and in less than two months that band dies too in a mysterious bus crash. Now Johnny is making money playing songs he didn't write and leeching off a reputation that he didn't help build. You might think he's a cool guy because he stabbed you once but if you get to know him better you'll find out what an asshole he really is. He stabbed me too once. But after that he tried to sell me a L&TPH t-shirt for 15 bucks! What a fucking rip off! That's not punk at all! I hope that curse nails his ass good! Fuck Johnny Jailbird! @ real punk rocker - 04-03-’13 13:45
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HELP ADD TO THIS PAGE YOU FUCKIN' HOMOS!!

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Corrupt.org you will need to register for an account - 04-03-’13 14:55
french existentialism
have you guys ever heard that story that Albert Camus died in a car accident by hitting a single solitary tree amidst a wide open field? he was driving around in field for no reason whatsoever and then he just couldn't maneuver out of the way in time of the one fucking tree standing all by itself. it's as if the tree was a magnet for angsty chain-smoking frogs that literally compelled him to run into it. wow man, the guy that invented absurdism died in the most absurd way possible, how absurd. french existentialism - 04-03-’13 22:42
crazy ways to die
I think the most crazy way to die would be to be eaten by a great white shark but as you're being devoured, his jaws somehow miss your head and as you're sliding down his gullet you still have consciousness so the last thing you see is the silhouette of his jaw lined with razor sharp teeth crazy ways to die - 04-03-’13 22:51
@ crazy ways to die
That would be even better if you're still alive and conscious after you've passed the digestive system of the shark, and you're all chewed up and melted because of the shark's stomach acid. Then just before you die you see the silhouette of the shark's anus opening and you see daylight one last time before you're pooped out and choke on shark feces and sea water. @ crazy ways to die - 05-03-’13 00:23
@ @ crazy ways to die
No man after you're pooped out by the shark he eats you again. And he keeps doing that over and over until you die of old age. The whole world would be changing, new presidents would be elected, new inventions hit the market, everybody you knew is getting old and stuff. Meanwhile you're constantly being eaten and pooped out by a shark. Man that would be crazy... @ @ crazy ways to die - 05-03-’13 00:37
Jewcock Priest - Breaking My Jaw
There I was completely wasted, on poppers and on meth
All inside of my filthy mouth as they gather round my head
Feel as though everyone cares as I relieve their frustration
Eight balls slam against my chin, quadruple oral penetration

Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw
Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw
Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw
Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw

So much for my young tight butthole, I can't even fart
I've had every orifice broken, there's sperm in my stomach
You don't know what it's like, sucking dicks when you're high
If you did you would admit that everyone is bi

Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw
Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw
Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw
Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw

I want to fit it in my mouth... (bones breaking, sound of ambulance)

Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw
Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw
Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw
Breaking my jaw, breaking my jaw Jewcock Priest - Breaking My Jaw - 05-03-’13 16:02
regular reader who just got offended @ Jewcock Priest
Ok this site has become gay and I am never visiting this place again. You people are promoting marxist sexual identities! It's very confusing for me to see comments like this posted on a topic that is about a pulsating anus. You are seducing people into the raunchy world of homosexuality! I thought anus.com was about good conservative values and stuff that I like. Well, I guess I won't visit anus.com anymore whenever I need an opinion on something. regular reader who just got offended @ Jewcock Priest - 05-03-’13 20:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c
I own a Hitler Youth dagger
It still takes me back in time
Used it til my shirt was red
In the summer of '39

Me and some guys from school
Joined the wehrmacht we fought real hard
Heinz got killed, Karl became crippled
Shoulda known, we'd never get far

Oh when I look back now
That war seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd always want to be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
I was only following orders
And that's why killed jews yeah

Standin' at the monument
They told us the reich would last forever
Oh and when Hitler shook my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of '39
Heil

Man we were killin' commies
We were young and aryan
And they the enemy
I guess nothin' can last forever, forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I see multiculture
Think about it wonder what went wrong

Standin' at the monument
They told us the reich would last forever
Oh and when Hitler shook my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of '39
Sieg heil
It was the summer of '39, oh yeah
Me and Hitler in '39, oh

It was the summer, the summer, summer of '39 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c - 06-03-’13 00:17
regular reader who just got offended @ Summer of '39
Now that expresses good conservative values! Thank you for taking the time to post that. regular reader who just got offended @ Summer of '39 - 06-03-’13 03:47
nigger dicks
corrupt.org was great before it, along with Amerika.org, started parroting the Republican Party line. nigger dicks - 06-03-’13 05:17
decadancer
This site has become a ''troll magnet'' . Keep up with the shitty work. decadancer - 06-03-’13 08:22
inward obsessed basement dwelling narcissist who makes excuses for his failures, shity attitude, and shitty life.
Corrupt.org and ANUS ruined my life with it's negative edgykid shit, man. inward obsessed basement dwelling narcissist who makes excuses for his failures, shity attitude, and shitty life. - 06-03-’13 10:02
The Blacks with Pistols - Holidays With Chris Dorner
For four thousand years whites kept blacks in misery..

I don't wanna work for the white mon
McDonalds is the modern day plantation
I was a victim of police brutality
And now I got a cool killer celebrity

Now I got a reason, now I got a reason,
Now I got a reason and I'm still liberal
Now I got a reason, now I got a reason to be liberal
Chris Dorner yeah

Republicans are all zionist millionaires
Well i was waiting for Obamacare
I asked for a hero, Chris Dorner's what I got
But I'm watching my TV and they're shooting at him!

Now I got a reason, now I got a reason,
Now I got a reason and I'm still liberal
Now I got a reason, now I got a reason to be liberal
Chris Dorner yeah

Well they burned his cabin
But they still can't catch him
I had no reason to be liberal
But now I gotta reason, it's no real reason
And I'm waiting for society to fall
I'm gonna go looting when society falls
Crackers don't understand this bit at all
I'm gonna loot and loot when society falls
I'm gonna rape when society falls
I'm gonna kill white people when society falls

Islamophobia there's too much racism
There's too many closets I hid in before
And now I gotta reason, it's no real reason to be liberal
Chris Dorner yeah

I'm gonna loot when society falls
Crackers don't understand it at all
This failed nanny state
Cheap hamburgers, cheap essential health care
I'm gonna rape when society falls
I wanna kill crackers when society falls
Before they kill me when society falls
Egalitarians don't understand this bit at all
I'm gonna loot when society falls
I'm gonna rape when society falls
I'm gonna kill when society falls
Before they kill me when society falls
You don't understand black people at all
Please vote Obama The Blacks with Pistols - Holidays With Chris Dorner - 06-03-’13 17:16
regular reader who just got offended
I'm really really never visiting this site again. regular reader who just got offended - 07-03-’13 19:03
anthropologist
Come on guys, help me out. Could the manifestation shown in this video be real?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuziXwbMDKs

You guys listen to this extreme music every day so don't tell me you don't know anything about satan or demonic possession. Did anything like this ever happen to you? anthropologist - 08-03-’13 06:32
Tiny Midget @ anthropologist
Yes it happened to me when my dick got stuck in your mom's rectum just before I impreganated her. Then, you were born... Tiny Midget @ anthropologist - 10-03-’13 08:15


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