05 12 12 - 17:24Most of the people who come here attempting to troll are in fact humorless weenies who are attempting to justify their embittered lives by being outrageous and ironically ragey. They can't troll at all. A real troll would be able to take one look at this document and write something 500 times more provocative, and that's just before breakfast.
Unleash your inner troll. Write something good. It's not the national novel writing month (H.I.P.S.T.E.R.) but it's even better. Troll the world. Let it swelter in sodomy, horror, nihilism and violence.