"Fistful of Pizza" free download for Kindle
11 04 12 - 16:52
Jon Konrath's latest book of micro-shorts, Fistful of Pizza will be a free Kindle download from Friday, 4/13 through the 17th. This means anyone can go to Amazon and "buy" the book for $0.00. They don't need Amazon Prime, and they don't need a physical Kindle. They can read it on their phone or computer or even in a web browser. And it isn't a loan; you get to "keep" it forever.Why do this? Because everyone that get the book affects the Amazon rankings for the book. And, of course, maybe people will buy another book, but the big thing is the rankings. The book is hovering around the 300,000 number, and a blitz of downloads could push it into the big time. Support independent publishing, death metal and flash fiction in all in one strong and cast your vote for Fistful of Pizza by taking advantage of the free Kindle download this weekend.
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such a shit of a shite skill troller - 12-04-’12 11:09
"hy solitary dude dating advice. I am a 38 year old computer programer who has recently discovered your blog, and boy, do I find it helpful. However one thing I am not sure of is how I can get people to go away so that I can masturbate."
Good question. Many men do indeed have problems finding the solitude neccesary to masturbate but it is actually really simple to achive once you know what you are doing. Just follow this approach:
1. wake up. If you live alone, then their is a high probability that you are alone. If so, begin to masturbate at your leisure.
2. However, if you have a pressing engagement such as work or an appointment, be sure to masturbate (alone) before this.
3. If you live with your mom, roommate, ect... ask said living partner if they can go grab groceries or some needed accoutrement. It doesn't matter if you need anything, the point is for them to leave the home so that you can masturbate in peaceful solitude. However, if they do not agree to leave, you must wait unti they do so. Perhaps organize a different strategy, such as claiming the dog needs a walk, or that the lawn needs to be mowed.
Thanks for reading my blog! I hope this helps some of you. Solitary Dude Dating Advice. - 12-04-’12 22:05
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THUS ENDS PART ONE OF THE TRIALS OF LEVY_SPEARMINT . Noble Stoic Hessian Mythology. - 12-04-’12 22:32