What is Kontinual doing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed?
A: He’s trying to watch himself sleep.

Kontinual is walking down the street with a parrot on his shoulder. A curious woman asks him: “Does that animal talk?” “I’m not sure” the parrot responds.

Kontinual ordered a pizza. When asked if he wanted the pizza sliced in six or twelve slices, he replied: “Only six slices man, I don’t think I could eat twelve”.

A helicopter crashes in a cemetery. It is reported that 64 dead were wounded, and yeah Kontinual is a moron.

The good thing about Kontinual Adventures is that they are not jokes but anecdotes. Kontinual Adventures - 23-01-’12 12:08

Kontinual Adventures needs more citation. I find it particularly hard to believe that he owns a parrot. - 24-01-’12 19:29

Kontinual is particularly skillful at sucking a dick with ravaging passion!

Let Kontinual suck our cocks!!! Free Kontinual from the Closet Front - - 25-01-’12 07:06

http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/brave-new-world-uk-ethicist-wants-women-to-abandon-motherhood-use-artificia/ Equality - 25-01-’12 08:07

As a true nihilist, I have a curious obsession with making sure everyone in my country is white. So should all of you, or else your comments here will be censored.

Also, lets kill stupid people and have a central committee on cultural purity. Can i be a paART OF ANUS NOW PREASE? True Nihilist (Email ) (URL) - 25-01-’12 11:07

You are welcome to suck my Ultra Cock with 100000 riffs!!

If you find yourself needing some cock in the middle of the night never ramm weird stuff up your ass, you will regret it Ultra Boris @ True Nihilist - 25-01-’12 19:13