10 11 11 - 12:35Being indirectly gross is the ultimate troll:
Something about the horrible cliche, the even-worse pun, and then the implications of smooth gentle turds falling gracefully into a teapot... just does me in everytime.
There are trolling geniuses working in the organic tea markets of the world.
(From Traditional Medicinals.)
Note: they need reviews at the above site, if your manic troll desires to unleash itself... I'd imagine a half-page of poop puns and mockery of modern sanitation might do it.