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Political affiliation quiz

07 08 10 - 06:52





The Anus Political Affiliation Test



In these days of political turmoil it can be increasingly difficult to determine your political preference. Are you a stern conservative, a freedom loving liberal or a sharing and caring socialist? This simple test will set the record straight for you and help you deal with your insecurities caused by a depressing and confusing modern world. No longer do you have to deal with controversial topics such as pollution, crime rates and gay marriage. Just answer these five easy questions and immediately check out the results! by Umbrage


What's your favorite color?

Blue

Green

Red


What type of movie do you like?

Comedy

Action

Romantic


Do you talk much at parties?

Yes

No

Sometimes


Are you a deep thinker?

Yes

No

Sometimes


How do you like to see yourself?

I'm a conservative

I'm a liberal

I'm a socialist




Congratulations!

You are a: CONSERVATIVE!




Like this test society doesn't want to disappoint anyone with the truth. And like this test people are kept stupid while their identities rely on symbols they themselves have hollowed out on the inside. All of the colorful and vibrant cultures of the west are dreary and bleak on the inside for behind every symbol and subculture in our society lies an industry that only thrives on cold cash. Occasionally the machine breaks down such as it did on Saturday 24th of July in Duisberg, Germany when 1.4 million 300.000 people from all nationalities traveled to a terrain which only had a capacity for 250.000 people to celebrate a "Love Parade". Dancing in the mud to a tired 20 year old techno beat on a diet of drugs and softdrinks the feeling of togetherness and unity quickly capsized when panic broke out. It is still unclear why the panic broke out but it was enough for people to drop their masks of love and peace and stampede their way over hundreds of their former soulmates of which over twenty died and over five hundred were hospitalized. Shortly afterwards German authorities tried to cover up the poor response from police and rescue workers because after all they want you to be under the illusion that they are in control, that everyone loves you and that everything is just fine as the machine keeps producing techno beats for you to dance to.


Our society is kept together by symbols that pacify and nullify us, just a thin thread of gold connects us all. Once that thread is severed there's chaos. Most people hide their true identities by affiliating with the things that make them feel the opposite of what they really are. Whether it's swinging liberal, christian conservative or mellowed out techno fan. They live their lives like Jekyll and Hyde, working for a company that causes pollution, buying clothes that are made in sweatshops and pretending they contribute anything of value to this planet. Nothing can justify their perverse existence except their sense of self-esteem based on the myths of modern society. But the truth is that we have no society, there's no real unity because everyone is caught up in their own little dreamworld where they can be whatever they want to be. Humans have devolved into neurotic hamsters running fullspeed in a wheel of selfish desires in an invisible cage. Society is the Santa Claus that everybody knows doesn't exist, yet we pretend he does anyway and we tell ourselves we do it for the children.


All identities expressed through consumerism function like opium that capitalist democracy produces to enslave it's followers. But whether you're punk or emo, juggalo or gangster, rasta or raver or just a concerned housewife, you're still being part of a system that's putting everyone in a blender and mixes them up to be mere statistics. The political system of democracy works the same: it offers a sense of individuality but underneath the charade and petty arguing we're all faceless robots serving the same machine. Decisions that change the world aren't made in the political arena, politicians go with the flow that's why they never change the tide. What drives and artificially unifies our ugly modern societies are the multinational companies that produce the symbols, slogans and icons that people sheepishly follow, believe in and worship. The ancient laws have been replaced with the dogma of humanism, ethnic cultures are dying while liberal fashion dictates us from Hollywood: consume - believe - be pacified - repeat.


The test you took earlier doesn't really care about what your favorite color is or what types of movies you like. All it cares about is the last question which is "how do you like to see yourself?" And then it offers you the illusion of being what you want to be while taking you another step further towards denial of reality. Because when people are confronted with the harshness of reality they usually backflip and their anxious sense of self-preservation becomes more important than the pleasant illusions they previously wandered in. So our society is based on lies because apparently that's the only way to handle hairless monkeys. As citizens we know this and subconsciously agree while we continue to work or go to college because after all nobody wants to be trampled to death by the crowd. Yet if we want to change this dangerous situation we live in we need to begin by accepting reality and returning to healthier values than Love Parades or other forms of slavish behavior (such as trying to find recognition through online personality tests)




Congratulations!

You are a: LIBERAL!



Like this test society doesn't want to disappoint anyone with the truth. And like this test people are kept stupid while their identities rely on symbols they themselves have hollowed out on the inside. All of the colorful and vibrant cultures of the west are dreary and bleak on the inside for behind every symbol and subculture in our society lies an industry that only thrives on cold cash. Occasionally the machine breaks down such as it did on Saturday 24th of July in Duisberg, Germany when 1.4 million 300.000 people from all nationalities traveled to a terrain which only had a capacity for 250.000 people to celebrate a "Love Parade". Dancing in the mud to a tired 20 year old techno beat on a diet of drugs and softdrinks the feeling of togetherness and unity quickly capsized when panic broke out. It is still unclear why the panic broke out but it was enough for people to drop their masks of love and peace and stampede their way over hundreds of their former soulmates of which over twenty died and over five hundred were hospitalized. Shortly afterwards German authorities tried to cover up the poor response from police and rescue workers because after all they want you to be under the illusion that they are in control, that everyone loves you and that everything is just fine as the machine keeps producing techno beats for you to dance to.


Our society is kept together by symbols that pacify and nullify us, just a thin thread of gold connects us all. Once that thread is severed there's chaos. Most people hide their true identities by affiliating with the things that make them feel the opposite of what they really are. Whether it's swinging liberal, christian conservative or mellowed out techno fan. They live their lives like Jekyll and Hyde, working for a company that causes pollution, buying clothes that are made in sweatshops and pretending they contribute anything of value to this planet. Nothing can justify their perverse existence except their sense of self-esteem based on the myths of modern society. But the truth is that we have no society, there's no real unity because everyone is caught up in their own little dreamworld where they can be whatever they want to be. Humans have devolved into neurotic hamsters running fullspeed in a wheel of selfish desires in an invisible cage. Society is the Santa Claus that everybody knows doesn't exist, yet we pretend he does anyway and we tell ourselves we do it for the children.


All identities expressed through consumerism function like opium that capitalist democracy produces to enslave it's followers. But whether you're punk or emo, juggalo or gangster, rasta or raver or just a concerned housewife, you're still being part of a system that's putting everyone in a blender and mixes them up to be mere statistics. The political system of democracy works the same: it offers a sense of individuality but underneath the charade and petty arguing we're all faceless robots serving the same machine. Decisions that change the world aren't made in the political arena, politicians go with the flow that's why they never change the tide. What drives and artificially unifies our ugly modern societies are the multinational companies that produce the symbols, slogans and icons that people sheepishly follow, believe in and worship. The ancient laws have been replaced with the dogma of humanism, ethnic cultures are dying while liberal fashion dictates us from Hollywood: consume - believe - be pacified - repeat.


The test you took earlier doesn't really care about what your favorite color is or what types of movies you like. All it cares about is the last question which is "how do you like to see yourself?" And then it offers you the illusion of being what you want to be while taking you another step further towards denial of reality. Because when people are confronted with the harshness of reality they usually backflip and their anxious sense of self-preservation becomes more important than the pleasant illusions they previously wandered in. So our society is based on lies because apparently that's the only way to handle hairless monkeys. As citizens we know this and subconsciously agree while we continue to work or go to college because after all nobody wants to be trampled to death by the crowd. Yet if we want to change this dangerous situation we live in we need to begin by accepting reality and returning to healthier values than Love Parades or other forms of slavish behavior (such as trying to find recognition through online personality tests)




Congratulations!

You are a: SOCIALIST!




Like this test society doesn't want to disappoint anyone with the truth. And like this test people are kept stupid while their identities rely on symbols they themselves have hollowed out on the inside. All of the colorful and vibrant cultures of the west are dreary and bleak on the inside for behind every symbol and subculture in our society lies an industry that only thrives on cold cash. Occasionally the machine breaks down such as it did on Saturday 24th of July in Duisberg, Germany when 1.4 million 300.000 people from all nationalities traveled to a terrain which only had a capacity for 250.000 people to celebrate a "Love Parade". Dancing in the mud to a tired 20 year old techno beat on a diet of drugs and softdrinks the feeling of togetherness and unity quickly capsized when panic broke out. It is still unclear why the panic broke out but it was enough for people to drop their masks of love and peace and stampede their way over hundreds of their former soulmates of which over twenty died and over five hundred were hospitalized. Shortly afterwards German authorities tried to cover up the poor response from police and rescue workers because after all they want you to be under the illusion that they are in control, that everyone loves you and that everything is just fine as the machine keeps producing techno beats for you to dance to.


Our society is kept together by symbols that pacify and nullify us, just a thin thread of gold connects us all. Once that thread is severed there's chaos. Most people hide their true identities by affiliating with the things that make them feel the opposite of what they really are. Whether it's swinging liberal, christian conservative or mellowed out techno fan. They live their lives like Jekyll and Hyde, working for a company that causes pollution, buying clothes that are made in sweatshops and pretending they contribute anything of value to this planet. Nothing can justify their perverse existence except their sense of self-esteem based on the myths of modern society. But the truth is that we have no society, there's no real unity because everyone is caught up in their own little dreamworld where they can be whatever they want to be. Humans have devolved into neurotic hamsters running fullspeed in a wheel of selfish desires in an invisible cage. Society is the Santa Claus that everybody knows doesn't exist, yet we pretend he does anyway and we tell ourselves we do it for the children.


All identities expressed through consumerism function like opium that capitalist democracy produces to enslave it's followers. But whether you're punk or emo, juggalo or gangster, rasta or raver or just a concerned housewife, you're still being part of a system that's putting everyone in a blender and mixes them up to be mere statistics. The political system of democracy works the same: it offers a sense of individuality but underneath the charade and petty arguing we're all faceless robots serving the same machine. Decisions that change the world aren't made in the political arena, politicians go with the flow that's why they never change the tide. What drives and artificially unifies our ugly modern societies are the multinational companies that produce the symbols, slogans and icons that people sheepishly follow, believe in and worship. The ancient laws have been replaced with the dogma of humanism, ethnic cultures are dying while liberal fashion dictates us from Hollywood: consume - believe - be pacified - repeat.


The test you took earlier doesn't really care about what your favorite color is or what types of movies you like. All it cares about is the last question which is "how do you like to see yourself?" And then it offers you the illusion of being what you want to be while taking you another step further towards denial of reality. Because when people are confronted with the harshness of reality they usually backflip and their anxious sense of self-preservation becomes more important than the pleasant illusions they previously wandered in. So our society is based on lies because apparently that's the only way to handle hairless monkeys. As citizens we know this and subconsciously agree while we continue to work or go to college because after all nobody wants to be trampled to death by the crowd. Yet if we want to change this dangerous situation we live in we need to begin by accepting reality and returning to healthier values than Love Parades or other forms of slavish behavior (such as trying to find recognition through online personality tests)