August 4 is National Lowered Standards Day
04 08 10 - 06:20

For years, we have struggled to maintain higher standards, but it just hasn't worked. It's inconvenient. To recognize this, we propose a Federal holiday to celebrate a lowest common denominator state of mind. This is the National Lowered Standards Day, and we celebrate it every August 4.
National Lowered Standards Day (August 4)
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