26 07 11 - 20:54If you're a moron, you'll think CNN just decided this was news:
But did you know you can order (and eat) a pizza in an Apple store? Come dressed as Darth Vader and get someone to look at your broken iPhone? Or even visit a store with a live goat?
Apparently, you can. We know this now courtesy of comedian Mark Malkoff, who tried all these stunts and more in a video posted this week to MyDamnChannel, the Gothamist and other sites.
"I will not rest until every electronics store in America allows goats," said Malkoff on Twitter Tuesday.
Apple did not immediately respond to a request for comment. - CNN
Everyone wins. Apple gets to pretend they didn't know about this, and look like a fond parent tolerating rebellion. This comedian dude gets to advance his career. It's us, the media sheep of the consumer wasteland, who are expected to read this and think positive things about a product.
How about instead, we think positive things about goats? Goats are much better than any product to come out of Cupertino.