16 07 11 - 14:23Truth is weirder than trolling:
A Spanish priest, AndrÃ©s GarcÃa Torres, who has a parish in the Madrid dormitory town of Fuenlabrada has said he will go to Rome to show that he is being expelled from his parish unfairly.
It comes after the Bishop of Getafe has demanded that he goes under psychiatric therapy to âcureâ his homosexuality, and has an HIV test, following claims made that he has had a relationship with a 28 year old Cuban seminarian, claims which are based on a photo of him hugging the man on a trip to FÃ¡tima. Both men are shirtless in the photo.
âLet them measure my anus and see if it is dilatedâ, said the priest who insists that they are only friends. He complains that his mother has not stopped crying at what has happened. - Typically Spanish
I'd take him up on it. At the very least, it's a good excuse to put anus pictures on national TV.