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Jenkem: The Specter Haunting America's Youth

15 07 11 - 06:09

It's rising again, from the ashes of a fogged brain:

I have always leaned towards the 'exotic' in my experiences and experiments in life. I was instantly taken aback by the Jenkem testimonials on YouTube and stuff I had heard and read so naturally I was game for this experience. However, I just didn't want to try my own 'all too familiar poo and pee' for the ingredients. Fortunately for me, an exotic pet store is within walking distance from my house.

I seek out the most exotic animals and when the staff is distracted with their duties, carefully remove the excrement from the cages and enclosures. I can tell you this: The Jenkem one creates from our friends in the animal kingdom is like comparing Dom Perignon to TwoBuck Chuck. And the effects? Startlingly more magnificent! After a few weeks of experimentation, I have migrated towards the reptile kingdom for my product. More specifically, Lizards, skinks and a few species of Gecko. Note: Avoid the Dwarf Sand Geckos as the gases their poo creates is so toxic it will rip your balloons. Most other geckos are safe and make the utmost highest quality product.

On the street I can get 200 dollars a bottle for my Non Human sourced Jenkem.

I now drive a Killer new Ranger Rover and moved out of my shitty apartment and bought a house in a very good neighborhood. Jenkem is the way up...and the animal highs of non human Jenkem will expand your mind so far you can do anything, be anything, accomplish anything in the world you aspire to. Success is just a deep breath away! - Jenkem Group

JenkTrolls of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains!

five comments

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