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Vomitastic

17 06 11 - 15:14


Japanese researcher Mitsuyuki Ikeda has developed a new kind of meatless burger made from soy, steak sauce essence, and -- brace yourself -- protein matter extracted from human excrement.

Ikeda's poop burger is literally derived from "sewage mud," which is just a nice way of saying that it was created from human waste. By extracting the protein and lipids from this "mud," Ikeda was able to take these components, add a reaction enhancer to them, and process the slurry into a meat-like product. Ikeda then added a steak flavoring agent, soy sauce, and food coloring to the mix, and voila, an imitation meat product that he says tastes just like real beef.

According to reports, the final meat-like product is 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, nine percent minerals, and three percent lipids. - Fermented News


BBBBUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPP!

nine comments

Adrian
Hell, i'd rather eat my own shit than listen to Korn anyway...

Bon Appétit bitches!!! Adrian - 17-06-’11 16:21
Health Inspector
We already drink recycled toilet water, don't be so sensitive about eating solid waste! We'll just put more chemicals in to kill the germs and wrap it up in some sexy packaging! Health Inspector - 17-06-’11 17:29
yummy
still healthier than what most Americans eat yummy - 17-06-’11 18:51
Dave
Typical fascists can't appreciate how these recycled burgers will now be able to end world hunger. I guess you white rich racists don't care about the poor colored peoples living in third world nations. They can now feed their families and support themselves without relying on oppressive first worlders. Dave - 17-06-’11 20:08
just like half the responses
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake just like half the responses (Email ) - 17-06-’11 20:48
NaN
dave is right, this is the new jenkem NaN - 18-06-’11 05:15
dime bag digging its way out
HEY KONTINUAL, GET OFF YOUR BIG BLACK DILDO AND PUT YOURSELF TO GOOD USE!! WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO FOR THE A.N.U.S. SITE HUH? THIS SITE NEEDS MORE REVIEWS AND ARTICLES ABOUT METAL. YOU HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE AND TASTE TO KEEP UP WITH PROZAK'S STANDARDS BUT I DON'T SEE MUCH WORK OTHER THAN THEM KONTINUAL ADVENTURES BUT I GUESS YOU DON'T WRITE THOSE. C'MON MAN, YOU NO LONGER DIG METAL OR WHUT? dime bag digging its way out - 18-06-’11 06:22
kickin' the corpse of the putas del infierno
Hey Vijay Prozak:

I know you’re too busy running for President and stuff and you no longer dig Metal but truth is Kontinual is too busy having orgasms with his rubber dildo to care about ANUS.com anymore. He doesn’t do shit for our beloved Metal site.

We need you man! No, really if you think your work in the Metal Community is done, you’re wrong. Trolls are taking control of the comments section and they’re fun n’ all but that’s the main attraction of the ANUS these days! What does that tell you?


I’m sure you’re busy on many things but you started the ANUS site and set the highest standards on the net for Metal literature, so whether you want to acknowledge it or not, it’s still and will always be your responsability to keep those high standards and the only way to do that is to continue writing for ANUS on a regular basis.


You could take the style and prose of the metal reviews of the “undiscovered country” format and ramble about bands that matter, bands that don’t matter, your latest finds, the albums you left behind and why, hipster bashing etc. You have an advantage over the rest of the world… your opinion matters to people, regardless of the writing style you choose to use. kickin' the corpse of the putas del infierno - 18-06-’11 06:46
PROZAK FANS WORLDWIDE YAY LOL!!!
LOL PROZAK FANS NUMBER 1 !!! PROZAK FANS WORLDWIDE YAY LOL!!! - 18-06-’11 09:44


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