International Day of Slayer -- June 6, 2011
06 06 11 - 12:16
Celebrate the Inter-National Day of Slayer on June 6, 2011.
Slayer is an emblem of metal: fast, powerful, still alien to the mainstream after 28 years.
If every other religious, ethnic and political group gets their own holiday, we deserve one too.
How to Celebrate
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.
Taking that participation to a problematic level
* Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
* Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
* Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
* Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
* Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.
Inter-National Day of Slayer Task Force
29 comments
The men who went to that war will always make your Peter Pan fandom look lame Bob - 06-06-’11 18:58
What do you people think they were fighting for? This immoral satan stuff? Dave - 06-06-’11 19:53
Burial to be
Corpses rotting through the night
In blood laced misery
Scorched earth the policy
The reason for the siege
The pendulum it shaves the blade
The strafing air blood raid
Infiltration push reserves
Encircle the front lines
Supreme art of strategy
Playing on the minds
Bombard till submission
Take all to their graves
Indication of triumph
The number that are dead
CHORUS
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victory's a massacre
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill
CHORUS
Be dead friend from above
When darkness falls
Descend into my sights
Your fallen walls
Spearhead break through the lines
Flanked all around
Soldiers of attrition
Forward their ground
Gregime prophetic age
Old in its time
Flowing veins run on through
Deep in the Rhine
Center of the web
All battles scored
What is our war crimes
Era forever more...war
Propaganda War Ensemble
Burial to be
Bones shining in the night
In blood laced misery
Campaign of elimination
Twisted psychology
When victory is to survive
And death is defeat
CHORUS
Sport the war, war support
The sport is total war
When victory's a massacre
When victory is survival
When this end is a slaughter
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill Lombardo - 06-06-’11 21:52
And Dave seriously fuck off, your argumentum ad nauseam has no effect on anyone above 60 IQ. OG - 07-06-’11 13:11
When I'm too drunk to score meth, it's how I get laid.
Low self-esteem fat women just begging me to push it in.
And fat young boys who can't get up when I bend them over a log. No Means Yes, YES MEANS ANAL (Email ) - 07-06-’11 20:07
I am under no obligation to make a reply because that does not constitute a valid counter argument. Whether or not you describe some people using your biased terminology is irrelevant. The fact stands that food is more abundant and we can thank looking out for our fellow world citizens for that.
We world citizens are still waiting for your ad hominem hatred to stop. Maybe then you bitter isolationists can get around to accepting our consensus toward brotherhood in democratic free open societies. Dave - 08-06-’11 16:47
Really? http://www.livescience.com/14447-global-food-shortage-urgent-climate-global-warming.html Your head is much farther up your ass than I thought. - 09-06-’11 10:10
I suppose the term 'double standard' means nothing to you?
Dave, this needs to come to an end. You must stop cluttering up the comment threads with your nonsense. If you would like to continue this conversation with me personally, then I am more than willing to do so. p.s. I'm not Graveland - 09-06-’11 10:13
You most certainly are Dave, because this is not a question of aesthetic preferences or political biases. The phenomenon that the term 'obesity' describes is a very real illness with dire consequences for those afflicted with it. An attempt to dismiss it as an ideological construct is repugnant because actual human beings (and many animals that are overfeed as well) must cope with the adverse effects that the disorder confers. In fact, it only exacerbates other issues that a patient may be undergoing: http://www.ajcn.org/content/32/12/2723.full.pdf A little learning is a dangerous thing.~Alexander Pope - 09-06-’11 10:27
No and here is why:
" because this is not a question of aesthetic preferences or political biases."
Why attempt to rebut the fact that nutrition is abundant with some bigoted right wing tripe about how you think some people appear poorly?
Their appearance has nothing to do with an entire hempisphere and more enjoying plenty and giving which is entirely thanks to modern progress. Dave - 10-06-’11 20:16
"Their appearance has nothing to do with an entire hempisphere and more enjoying plenty and giving which is entirely thanks to modern progress."
You're only repeating what I said. Care to actually address my actual argument now? Looks like you really aren't interested in or capable of engaging in a debate... - 11-06-’11 06:39
Are you familiar with 'soil erosion', 'habitat loss', and 'global warming'? That's why I'm challenging your Victorian drivel. The reality of environmental degradation is incompatible with your precious fairy tale of a nascent utopia.
Once again, obesity is just as great a threat (if not more so) to our collective health and the well-being of subsequent generations as cancer. If you need more information, here is a good place to start: http://www.ivfnewsdirect.com/?p=1304 disingenuous: lacking in candor; also : giving a false appearance of simple frankness - 11-06-’11 06:54
The violence inflicted upon the Native American peoples is an excellent case in point. Here's an overview of what a few centuries of "spreading the good news" wrought upon an entire continent (David Stannard's excellent work titled 'American Holocaust: The Conquest Of The New World' would be an excellent place to continue your research) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_history_of_American_indigenous_peoples#Pre-Columbian_Americas I'm not letting you get away with this - 11-06-’11 07:22
1.) Are you aware of the damage inflicted upon the biosphere by the industrialized world? Do you have a grasp of how extensive and long lasting these damages are?
2.) Are you aware of the fact that crop yields have been plummeting over the last decade or so?
3.) Are you congnizant of the role that bees play in our agricultural system? Do you know about "Colony Collapse Disorder"(if you're familiar with all of the previously mentioned developments, you'll know why I'm more than a little skeptical of your claim that we live in a cornucopia)?
4.) Do you know about the pervasiveness of obesity in the first world? Do you know about the panoply of health risks connected with the disease?
5.) Are you aware of the squalid living conditions of those who inhabit much of the third world? Do you know about the increasing frequency of food riots as of late?
6.)Do you have a grasp of how destructive the rise of Christianity was? Have you examined any of the reading material I've provided you with?
"Without left wing liberation everyone would be starving slaves eating dirt and living in holes in the ground again." Care to substantiate this assertion? When did our species ever live in "holes in the ground"? Did you know that the Agricultural Revolution was a disaster for many of those involved? Hunter gatherers had longer life spans and much more robust health than their agrarian neighbors(which directly violates your specious myth of an immutable rise to affluence from degenerate and insufferable beginnings). Don't assume that I'm some sort of neo-primitivist, though. I'm only showing you that your framing of history is woefully inaccurate.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/2100251/Jared-Diamond-The-Worst-Mistake-in-the-History-of-the-Human-Race Belial - 12-06-’11 10:32
2-5 avoids the fact that ability to produce and distribute plenty for all and more than ever is a result of liberating The People from the dark days of the past. Dave - 12-06-’11 19:42
Soil degradation doesn't "just go away" as you seem to think. You'll need to read up on it to see why: http://soilerosion.net/doc/what_is_erosion.html
I don't have the time to write a more complete response at the moment, but I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Oh, and answer my sixth question while you're at it. Belial - 12-06-’11 20:29
Where do you think all the resources go? To the poor brown people who the racists blame or to all the rich white people who always take advantage of everyone else?
If everything was evenly distributed according to need there would be a lot less destruction and climate change. Dave - 13-06-’11 09:20