06 04 11 - 20:01These people need to be slaughtered so they can be reincarnated as Gojira's sex nutria:
The [transportation authority] sent Melissa Moorhouse a letter Feb. 14 seeking $650 for the "unanticipated clean-up costs" to rid the subway of any germs that Penelope, a Dumeril's boa, might have left behind....
"I'm in no position to pay for that . . . and if the T officials had given me any respect or listened to me in the first place, this wouldn't have happened," said Moorhouse, who lives on disability payments, and whose husband works in a warehouse. She said the transit authority did not take her seriously when she reported the missing snake, and that the non-venomous Penelope posed no threat to riders.
"It's far more likely that Penelope would have gotten sick from being on that train for a month than anything harmful coming from her onto that train," she said. - Boston Potato
Note the picture: blue hair, skinny, blank Eurasian face, tricked-out apartment, smarmy hipster boyfriend.
What should we do? Pitch her and her useless appendage into a wood chipper, and save the snake.
The space on earth can go to someone who's not a self-absorbed dipshit.