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The best troll on the internet

23 02 11 - 20:30

This dude has us all beat:

42 comments

I have all the John Peel sessions on cd
Ah yes, I remember when I first got into pus. I was breastfed by my hippie mother until I was about eight years old so I've always had an fetish for breastfeeding. Then as a young adult in early 2002 I had a girlfriend who had her nipples pierced and they had gotten infected. It could hardly be noticed, her nipples were just swollen and she thought it was because she was on her period. Then one evening while she was watching TV and I was sucking her breasts when suddenly a warm stream of sweet pus entered my mouth. I was immediately reminded of my dearest mother so I followed my instinct and just kept sucking those big brown nipples. It was even better than eating her out while she was menstruating! So we started experimenting more and eventually sucked pus from anywhere it could be sucked from. Even going as far as getting some large pet spiders and deliberately letting them bite us so we could enjoy the infection and the honeysweet pus it produces. By now I've had pus sex with members of all sexes, races and ages because I believe in equality for all. If you have something beautiful you should share it, that's what makes life worth living! I have all the John Peel sessions on cd - 24-02-’11 00:10
Phillipe
that's disgusting Phillipe - 24-02-’11 10:08
Andrew
I guess this is what it means to be "enlightened" anus-style. Andrew (Email ) - 24-02-’11 11:25
Solipsist
How is he a troll? Solipsist - 24-02-’11 11:50
SomeGuy
Solipsist:
How do you know "he" actually exists? SomeGuy (Email ) - 24-02-’11 16:44
that's a good point
hehehe that's a good point - 24-02-’11 17:36
Fuck this racist ass website...
Stupid, utterly, utterly, stupid... Fuck this racist ass website... - 24-02-’11 18:28
Levy_Spearmen
SomeGuy, what the fuck are you talking about? There is a video of the guy right there. Unless this is somehow fake, what do you mean? Levy_Spearmen - 24-02-’11 19:30
You guys are great!!
Thanks ANUS!

Now, when I recommend friends of mine check out this site, they will see this upon immediately checking it out, get disgusted or laugh at it's immaturity, and immediately leave and put in out of mind for ever!! You guys are great!! - 25-02-’11 03:06
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The above poster apparently has friends who are gay because they seem to take the name "ANUS.com" seriously. Well if they are gay its no wonder the gritty realism of a pus squirt will freak them out. ... - 25-02-’11 12:18
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Or it could be that his friends are intelligent and are looking for a website that has thoughtful opinions like this website, but instead of seeing that they are immediately led to some ridiculous video of pus-leg, and decide that this site isn't worth their time... .... - 25-02-’11 19:57
Internet girl
This video is just a typical example of inverse censorship. Internet girl - 25-02-’11 20:16
DERP
Check out 1 guy 1 jar. DERP - 25-02-’11 20:20
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Or it could be that his friends are imaginary... ... - 25-02-’11 22:28
Cool Hungry Dude
Thanks Anus men this is a cool vid--Gonna add this to my favorites on my youtube right now. I'm off to go get some produce at this hippie coop (they get good stuff tho!) and probably make some stir-fry later this afternoon. I like to cook more than I can eat and then save the rest for later! Take care everybody~ Cool Hungry Dude - 26-02-’11 10:38
LOL YAY!!
LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE!! LOL YAY!! - 27-02-’11 03:40
JGoebbels42069
lol gross JGoebbels42069 (Email ) (URL) - 27-02-’11 22:22
Not A Troll
Gojira's message board spam that all just got erased the next day, a video of a gross bastards pus, clearly ANUS doesn't know what trolling is. Not A Troll - 28-02-’11 11:11
You seem like you need a friend
@ NOT A TROLL

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Your making me hard, bro!
Is WEEV trolling the anus? Your making me hard, bro! - 28-02-’11 22:30
Meh
This is boring me to death. Meh - 01-03-’11 01:04
Trolling Opeth
Anus troll posts hate comment in Opeth forum and Opeth fans respond:

http://www.opethforum.com/showthread.php?t=10915 Trolling Opeth - 01-03-’11 18:11
fuck this shit
ok so now I'm never going to visit anus.com again. I'll stick with using metal-archives from now on to find out about quality metal. At least they don't have disgusting childish videos on their site. fuck this shit - 02-03-’11 05:35
fuck this site
My buddy Adrian told me you guys were, queers, and frankly after watching this video, I gotta agree with him. fuck this site - 04-03-’11 19:21
WE LOVE YOU BRUNHILDE!
LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE!!!!! BRUNHILDE FANS #1!!! WE LOVE YOU BRUNHILDE! - 04-03-’11 19:25
LOL YAY!!
SUCHA KAWAII ANUS!!! LOL YAY!! - 05-03-’11 04:48
Levy_Spearmen
Cute anus, bro.

http://www.stileproject.com/video/21885/what-the-fuck-is-this-freak-pumps-up-his-asshole-huge Levy_Spearmen - 05-03-’11 14:31
who gives a fuck
aba jaba dabba kaka laka waka jhuke mera leba tera dabake chuswa kaisan laganba.... who gives a fuck (Email ) - 06-03-’11 12:04
I pooped a little
^holy shit PIRATES!!1 I pooped a little - 06-03-’11 13:03
HAR HAR HAR, THE HEARTY LAUGHTER OF CROM!
CROM LAUGHS AT YOUR SMALL, FEARFUL POOPS. HAR HAR HAR, THE HEARTY LAUGHTER OF CROM! - 06-03-’11 14:57
TD
Whe people are pointing out how you're an asshole/queers/[insert social inferiority here] it means you did a good trolling. TD - 07-03-’11 09:37
post-feminist
TD you're an asshole post-feminist - 07-03-’11 11:27
G C B Lowly Living in the Acrid Age
"Though not a great Man,

Woman,

Your love should not be wasted." G C B Lowly Living in the Acrid Age - 07-03-’11 16:15
besttroller
..who gives a fuck m just writing just for the sake of it. besttroller (Email ) - 09-03-’11 04:46
shit eating planet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En9NeQdSzeA shit eating planet - 09-03-’11 14:03
shit eating planet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT4fw24vVgQ shit eating planet - 09-03-’11 14:03
shit eating planet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDtgwrJi-lM shit eating planet - 09-03-’11 14:03
shit eating planet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yweiZAnc1-A shit eating planet - 09-03-’11 14:04
shit eating planet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shzeUwG7fas shit eating planet - 19-03-’11 05:18
big fan.
It's a shame the "shit eating planet" comments were removed, those videos were comedic! big fan. - 19-03-’11 09:23
<span class='registered'>Norse</span>
Hah. Gross. Why aren't more assholes trying to find a deeper meaning to this vid? I'm certain the secrets of the universe were stored in this man's sore. Norse (Email ) - 21-03-’11 06:18
cancer
this looks like humans cancer (Email ) (URL) - 21-03-’11 06:24


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