Auschwitz Gimmick Outrage!
23 02 08 - 08:02 [satire]David Cameron, the Conservative Party leader, has caused scandal by his suggestion concerning the use of the Auschwitz gimmick to promote Holocaust propaganda.
Cameron was described as “sick”, ignorant” and “lacking in a basic sense of decency”.
The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, supports a scheme which intends to fly British school children to Germany to view the reconstructed concentration camp where it is claimed that millions of Jews were murderously gassed. Cameron has denounced the proposal as a “gimmick”, leading to furious scenes of apoplexy.
“I am a Zionist” said Cameron, who claims to love Jews and even to be related to the Red Sea Pedestrian race. But the damage was done. The words “gimmick” and “Holocaust” were in too close proximity, and furious demands were made for Cameron to be extradited to Germany himself, to face charges of Holocaust denial.
The schools’ secretary Ed Balls expects an apology , but he is unlikely to accept it unless it comes with Cameron’s resignation and payment of sufficient reparations for the trauma he has caused.
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