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Winter - How Black Metal Must Change

To an observer of the recent black metal scene, it's tempting to get bitter. The newest style and trend appears to be "black hardcore," or bands putting together two three-note riffs in a standard song format in recombinant order, and even the most ambitious bands are succumbing to this influence. Reminiscent of when hardcore punk music bloated itself into entropy and collapsed because no one could tell any two bands apart, this is like gangrene creeping up the legs and finally into the bloodstream of the genre.

However, nature provides us a metaphor for what is happening, and ultimately, interpretation of this thought shows us where the genre needs to go, at least for those who can understand the task at hand. Much as the original modern black metal movement in Norway was in the hands of a few individuals, this may apply only to a handful of people who will forge forward while others are forgotten. The forgotten ones will be bitter, and harbor passive revenge, much as when black metal first emerged the has-beens could be heard loudly proclaiming their dislike for such "faggot music."

Spring begins with new growth; in summer, it overflows in abundance, culminating in the harvest season and heading into fall, when all things either die or prepare for a dormant winter. Winter - you may have heard this one before, from Ildjarns and Burzums and Immortals - is a time when the higher animals, given the ability to be mobile and to create their own shelter, must face their own mortality.

So it is also with black metal. Winter is upon us, or shortly will be, and those who are not ready for its demands, who cannot plan ahead and in advance do what is necessary to survive it, will be forgotten and buried under uniform snow. On the other hand, the bottlenecking enforced on a population by winter selects for the smartest and hardiest, because the smarter a creature is the farther it can plan ahead and act on that plan.

Winter in black metal will take on a peculiar form. While the publically-recognized "scene" (or "community") continues its self-aggrandizing empty praise and recombinant, boring music, the few who can grasp the concept move ahead unnoticed, making preparations for the vast cold. When this cold comes, that which is a trend, of short-term future planning, will fall in the harvest as that which has long-term value will endure.

Adolescence

For those of us who have been around for some time, it's hard to remember the generational nature of metal music (and indeed, most popular music). We tend to treat it solely as art, caring not for what age the participants are, but for the end product. Yet it is important to remember that with each generation there is a chance of re-assessment, creating hardy seeds for a new spring.

This shows us why it's important that a genre exists, and a fanbase, as it is necessary for new bands to show up and test their material on an audience, successively re-adjusting it until the vision in their heads can communicate with those to whom its content is potentially meaningful. This process becomes bloated when a single demo, or a single show, or a single radio play determines that a band has "arrived."

When the genre is healthiest, the winds of coming winter oppose all new bands with brutal hardship, so only the most determined make it to the stage of releasing an album. This encourages others who have talent and brains to take a stab. If a lone artist looks at a genre, and sees a thousand albums of which two are good, the conclusion will be that the genre is fattened and the fans thus unable to tell the difference between good music and bad.

If the genre seen has a handful of albums, most of which are excellent, it is instead a compelling argument for further exploration. This is how genres rise and fall, and is why hardcore punk and death metal both eventually fattened themselves into insignificance to the point that now, once you've heard one band, you've heard them all. So for the health of the genre, it's better that fewer albums of a higher quality are released.

My advice to upcoming bands is contrary to the trend today, which is to rush to release a demo, by computer if you have to. Take your time. Practice your songs, listen to them critically, and expose them to critical (mean) people. When you've done this for a length of time that to most people seems unbearable, if you've been diligent your songs will have undergone an evolution and become the best version possible of what you intended to do.

Then you should re-assess what you're doing; is it ambitious enough? Does it express something either transcendent or in some other way that no other medium ("art" is your medium) can say? If not, what are you doing - filling in the blanks on a form, making a competing product, following a trend? It's better to find out that making music is not for you than to disgrace yourself by releasing more recombinant crap.

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All of this might sound curmudgeonly, or harsh, but think of it this way: adolescence is the same prospect. You're trying to find out how to adjust to your world, and what you can make of it. It's as likely as not that the first thing you do will not be what is ultimately most meaningful to you. For that reason, forcing yourself on some genre is a waste of your time.

Another concept, that perhaps will embitter some because of its practicality, is that of your personal landfill. What you produce on compact disc or vinyl or tape doesn't magically disappear. It ends up in the landfills, with all the other waste you produce, to rot in insignificance, slowly leeching poisons into the earth. You like being alive, right, or you'd be dead - why create more personal landfill if it won't achieve something you desire?

Art

Few words have been abused as much as "art." Someone I talked to once said her art was talking to people in coffeehouses. Others claim that feces on a canvas in abstract patterns is art about oppression, suffering, and the right of every person to express themselves. For better or worse, however, "art" is something real.

Music can exist in several forms. It can be propaganda. A variation on propaganda is "entertainment," or music designed as propaganda to convince you that doing nothing (except buying the album) constitutes a meaningful life. We are all familiar with Britney Spears and other bubblegum pop bands, but would it be clear that Pantera and Cannibal Corpse and Dimmu Borgir (post-1996) are from the same way of thinking?

It's like TV: here's something new new new! Sit back, enjoy, the show's about to begin. Take a load off, don't worry about your life; that isn't real. Being distracted is real. We have things you've never seen, "new" and "shocking" ideas, and plenty of slick production to keep you from seeing we're dressing up the most basic and obvious ideas as something important.

What distinguishes the greatest music, or books, or visual art (including some TV) is that it aims to be art instead of entertainment. The difference is that it hopes to communicate an experience, realizations, or transcendence (finding meaning beyond the immediate physical that makes enduring life worthwhile: an eternal goal). The music that made black metal stand out from all the other new subgenres in the early 1990s was its passion, its sweeping up of all attributes of life and putting them into a meaningful context, ...experience transmitted through art.

There was no reason to care about this genre unless it made the listener feel something. You can talk about an idea all day long, and write a million essays, but only art can make you feel what it would be like to have an idea in your head and live by it. To have separated mentally from a diseased Christian/industrial society, to find the beauty in nature even with its horrifying aspects like death and predation and disease, and to see life through an enlightened warrior's eyes -- this is what art transmits. Not all can receive.

The Progressive Society

Supposing for a moment that you haven't already concluded this essay is part of the great ranting incoherent Internet blog-culture or self-image-culture, and are still with me here, you might decide that art is for you. Now you run another gamut, one in which various people try to convince you of illusions. The foremost of these is borrowed from entertainment, and as usual emphasizes the trivial over that which is eternally significant.

This illusion can be stated simply as "form is more important than content," meaning that the style of what you create, or the "new" ways of playing music you produce, constitute what makes art meaningful. I doubt this very much. The greatest works of literature to this day make people feel what it was like to experience something, as do even older works of metal, but their style and technique haven't kept up. Content, defined as what the art communicates instead of *how* it communicates, is most important.

I'm not trying to defile musicianship here, or style and aesthetics. These are all important, when they serve the content, which is an expression of the learning and belief of the artist(s). When music is made the other way around, with content serving form, it is meaningless and should be packaged in plastic and sold to the least critical buyers so that it can, after a few weeks when they tire of it, join every other failed portion of humanity in the landfill.

Form is a vehicle for content, just like words are meaningless unless something meaningful is being said. This brings you into one of the most enduring philosophical problems of the modern time. Some would argue that modern society is "progress," and that we're moving slowly from days as grunting blockhead cavemen to an enlightened, utopian, moral future. We will have the best gadgets, and no one will be oppressed, they gush enthusiastically.

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I remain suspicious of this worldview because it presupposes that external forces can shape our lives entirely. If you have the right toys, and the easiest shopping and entertainment, your life is "good," but if you're impoverished or live too far from Wal-Mart, the products of an industrial Christian society are not "convenient" for you. This is not only shallow, but it's a denial of all that makes us appreciate some people over the other. What defines you is what you are inside, what you believe in, what you choose to do with your time, and what ideals would make you fight even if death was a great possibility.

The Progressive Society would have you believe that someone with a giant house in a trendy area of town, a BMW and Sony VAIO computer, plenty of DVDs and a great entertainment system, is absolutely a success, as if Heaven-proclaimed. We don't know anything about this person, however. Would he stand up and fight to defend his family, or his tribe, or to make sure the last patch of forest doesn't become a mini-mall? If not, he's not worth a goddamn thing, when all the material goods and social trends are removed.

In contrast to the progressive society is the view of both distant (pre-Christian) past and hopefully not-so-distant future. It's a view that fits in any time, because the basics of being alive have not changed and never will change. Someone who stands up for what he or she believes in, and fights even if it means death, is always a hero; someone who stays home and watches TV is a zero, even if he is very comfortable and has lots of money.

This view, which I call the "eternist" view, is what motivated early modern black metal. You can hear it in bands like Enslaved, Burzum, Immortal and Emperor. It's a grandeur that is unique because it comes from the efforts of an inner force, changing the world. The idea of black metal being "evil" was a metaphor; if our society now is "good," what we are is evil, because we oppose it. This was the force of heroes against a horde of people going the opposite direction.

In the eternist view, what defines music is not how much it stays current with what the latest trends, styles and techniques are, as the "progressive" view would have you believe. Eternists recognize that music is intuitive, and therefore there is nothing new to discover, but music can be used as a voice to make great works. Technique exists on a scale from banging rocks against wildebeast skulls to Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, but what defines the music is its content, which at its best is eternal.

When one adopts this view, it is no longer important to compete with other artists for style points. Style serves content, and creating content of eternal importance becomes the goal. Few can do this, and this is why the crowd, most of whom cannot, will argue against this tooth and nail and will *always* prefer the "progressive" view, because it lets them slap out the same old wildebeast-skullbanging and call it "new" and "important."

Evolution

Taking up this view, assuming again that you haven't already thrown in the towel on this lengthy narrative and headed to your favorite porn site, we can see that art itself is a process of evolution. This is not evolution in the "progressive" sense, but in the sense in which winter favors the intelligent and determined: inner evolution. No matter what technology exists, or what style, the only thing that allows something to become lastingly important is its inner focus and the content that it has to communicate.

Black metal, for example, has produced a first generation of maybe 25 bands, of which ten or fifteen were truly great, and then succeeding generations of over 10,000 bands, of which one would be hard pressed to name more than a few which will matter to us in five years. When winter comes to black metal, only the bands which are great remain, because those who are attracted to the simplistic crap have the attention span of a sandwich.

They forget trends as soon as they are not "new," and generally have no influence among those who actually make things happen. But the great music lives on, much as when spring comes, the best of the new generation make their stand and begin the process of growth yet again. It seems harsh, but think of it this way: having more people doesn't mean you have better people, just more people watching TV, few of whom would stand up for anything heroic. This is "progressive" but it's not "evolution."

For a species in nature, evolution is a positive force for the whole even if many individuals are lost, much as having better bands is healthier for a genre even if it means some people cannot achieve their dream of being the next Euronymous or JFN. Humanity has relied on money for so long that we are bloated with useless people whose deaths would strengthen the species as a whole. Our music is in a similar situation.

In this light, what is happening to black metal now is "good"; everyone gets a chance to have a band and to re-live in their own minds the experience of Norsk black metal, 1991-1996. Yet evil prevails: only a few can evolve to the degree that they can understand what made black metal great and make music of a similar passion, and those who cannot will be soon forgotten. This is the beauty of winter.

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Eugenics Reviews III

Thursday 17 July 2008 at 10:45 am Akhenaton - Divine Symphonies

I like this: it's martial ambient in the style of Lord Wind with distorted bass. But, it is very predictable. So very predictable. As a result, it is pleasant to listen to as background music. About track seven, it starts becoming gothic with guitars and lush keyboards and Sisters of Mercy vocals. I think they need to go back to the drawing board and put more music into this, because their heavy repetition (a) isn't layered and (b) does not consist of melodies that are all that exciting.

Ancestral - Avowed

Varg, this is your fault. Yours. These people are following your lead. You made it look so simple and now, it is. Trudge beat, open strumming while power chords undulate, and you can trick out a pop song into being like Burzum. The underlying writing on this demo is a lot like later Krieg, but even more poppy, and so it seems very emo when it emerges in quasi-metallized form. Again, like all covertly negative reviews, this one must contain the words "not badly executed, but lacking direction." This demo sodomizes a Macintosh.

Chronic Torment - Doomed

This isn't A+ material, but it's a solid B. Sounding like a cross between Merciless and Fester, it's heavy-metal and hardcore-tinged death metal in the Swedish style, with an affinity for fast riffs. You will hear nothing new on this CD, but unlike most of these discs, it has an attention span long enough to bond together simple songs over the course of a few riff changes and a verse-chorus devolution. It's not like the best of Swedish metal, which leaves the stupid rock'n'rollisms behind, but it's quite solid, with the same aggression appeal that made Verminous fun until it gave you a headache.

Chronic Torment - Dream of the Dead

Gosh, does everyone need to follow Immolation and Hail of Bullets? There's some completely great stuff on this album, but it gets ruined by the nu-MTVcore/metalcore trend of ranting, dead-on-the-beat chanting verses. These sound like a braindead zombie attempting to sodomize an iron lung, and have about as much musical importance to the listener as well. I think it's good if you want something angry-sounding in the background, like in a movie. They're very catchy, but mind-numbing. This CD reminds me of Comecon in that way: their heavy metal has blended into their hardcore, with no emo, but it's so bouncy and simple that I don't want to ever put it in again. That's said because some of the Bolt Thrower-style speed riffs, with two chords strummed fast in the background and melodic rhythm patterns picked over them, are great. Still a Merciless comparison, if Merciless listened to a lot of later Malevolent Creation and The Haunted. What a promising work, but awash in stuff designed to pander to blockheads.

Death to All Hype

Wednesday 16 July 2008 at 6:05 pm People Can't Tell Surface From Essence

So as I travel the internet on random errands, I hear people talking about the new "underground" bands, which all sound like Blink 182 making atmospheric black metal. It's pretty sad, but these bands insist they're not retro while tossing together bits and pieces of the past, wrapping them around standard pop-punk, adding some emo and crust and a pinch of necro, and then thrusting it all forward with that bedroom blackmetal "truly too authentic to care" aesthetic. I've listened to well over a hundred such bands in the last week, and on every level -- musically, aesthetically, artistically -- they're close enough to identical. Even more, they have nothing of distinction about them, so why bother? "Metal for metal's sake" is a path to mediocrity.

Then there are people who love to bloviate on about the "undiscovered" past gems, which almost universally are third-stringers with no distinction. Their goal is to make you think they know something you don't. They think they get ahead in life by pushing others down, and not simply by achieving more, because the two aren't the same, even in a relative universe. One of these so-called gems is Fester - Winter of Sin, which I threw on a week ago and had to laugh at how consistent judgment can be. For a smart person, whether in 1995 or in 2008, this CD is crap.

It starts with heavy metal riffs done up like black metal, and gets worse from there. It's a salad of pieces from here and there with no real direction except vague Venom worship. Every bad cliche of heavy metal and death metal is in here, and there's no melody or structure to recommend it. What does it have going for it? To weak people, it seems like a good way to be important, knowing about this undiscovered masterpiece etc. Avoid.

Eugenics Reviews

Monday 14 July 2008 at 4:58 pm Stentorian - Gentle Push to Paradise

The best comparison I can make with this is Sentenced's "North From Here" hybridized with Malevolent Creation. It's big, dumb heavy metal riffs and some guitar noodling that goes nowhere, so much so that you forget you're listening to something and it's not a flaky engine idling in the background.

Sulphur - Cursed Madness

We want to be Immolation, but we want black metal cliche too. Yet life goes on, far away from the speakers and, ...what was I saying? Oh, don't buy this CD.

Troglodytic - Promo 2004

Hi, we've collected a ton of cliches and roped them together with Garage Band. Worse than shit, because at least you can plant shit in your backyard and grow flowers. This CD made me want to kill myself... but I threw it away instead.

Utgard - Thrones and Dominions

Dark Funeral and Watain are sitting on a bus while Darkthrone's "Transilvanian Hunger" is playing, and it runs into the back of a garbage truck. Nice speed, good aesthetic, good mastery of Darkthrone through "Total Death," but end result is totally pointless. What's wrong with listening to the original albums that do this better?

Walknut - Graveforests and Their Shadows

Why does all of this stuff sound the same? Drudkh, Nokturnal Mortum and every NSBM band from eastern europe do this slow melody of three or four notes that's half-lullabye and half-affirming, aerobic exercise music. It's not bad; this is one of the better things to arrive lately, but it's completely without character, which makes it unlikely I'd listen to this again. Vaguely reminiscent of Gehenna's first album.

Wrath of the Weak - Alogon

This album was named after "a logon," because it's clearly destined for MySpace fame. These simple songs rely on a burly version of Burzum technique where layers of guitar and bass overwash, but unlike in Burzum, they're not playing anything inspiring. The result is droning dischord that neither enlightens, clarifies or distorts the senses in any interesting way. If you can play drums while listening to a jet engine, the result is the same.

Aäkon Këëtrëh - Journey into the Depths of Night

Some people always thought black metal should sound like Abruptum, which to me sounds like art school rejects taking on John Cage under the influence of cheap drugs, maybe mixed with Bondo or Killz for added kick. Lots of theatrical stuff, really simple music, goes absolutely nowhere and seems to think it's making a big splash by being anti-music. Well, if you're trapped in Guantanamo Bay, maybe this would be acceptable listening but everyone else has something better to do. A boy's choir from a home for the chronically retarded could do better.

Hail of Bullets - Of Frost and War

Do you like Verminous and Repugnant? This is similar: it claims to be old school death metal but it has more in common with metalcore tricked out with an extra dose of bad heavy metal riffs. High-intensity production and relentless attack makes this seem like it might be interesting, but then you realize that it goes nowhere when you subtract the effect these riffs had on you when the original artists played them, and that the constant drive/bouncy drums of a metalcore band make it both exhausting and tedious. Vocals are good, but CD is pointless.

Heresi - Psalm II - Infusco Ignis

They probably play this for suicide bombers. I could see blowing myself up to make this end. These guys can play their instruments, and production is good, and they've mastered the basic songwriting to make it seem good, but... and again, but... they pick very obvious patterns and then songs undergo no change except the basic demands of manipulating consciousness to make something sound good. "Now an uplifting part, then back to minor!" Just when you think we're going black metal, suddenly the bouncy heavy metal riff off a KISS album appears, and then more parts barf up, regurgitated from metal genres past in no particular order... OK, please no. I would rather listen to the soccer moms of America trying to cover songs from the first two Destruction LPs than this vomitous horror of good-but-not-good-at-all. Nilla, please.

The Howling Void - Megaliths of the Abyss

Neat, a Skepticism clone. But without anything really unique going on. It moves forward so glacially that you forget what just happened, so all you hear is the simultaneous ringing of keyboards and guitar drone, with a snare-bass plodding in the background. Unfortunately, it is also all too predictable even if you speed it up. And it takes forever to end. Forever, forever. This CD is better than most but still unremarkable.

Classical Music for Metalheads

Thursday 10 July 2008 at 10:17 am Classical music offers what everyone secretly wishes metal would: an unbroken cultural tradition untamed by the modern whore, untouchable by the mediocre tools who seem to thrive in our industrial cities.

Here's a few favorites:

1. Brahms, Johannes - Get your Romanticism on. Flowing, diving, surging passages which storm through tyrannical opposition to reach some of the most Zen states ever put to music. 4 Symph. (2CD)

2. Respighi, Ottorino - Italian music is normally inconsequential. This has an ancient feeling, a sense of weight that can only be borne out in an urge to reconquest the present with the past. Pines, Birds, Fountains of Rome

3. Saint-Saens, Camille - Like DeBussy, but with a much wider range, this modernist Romantic rediscovers all that is worth living in the most warlike and bleak of circumstances. Symph. 3

4. Bruckner, Anton - Writing symphonic music in the spirit of Wagner, Bruckner makes colossal caverns of sound which evolve to a sense of great spiritual contemplation, the first "heaviness" on record.Romantic Symphony

5. Schubert, Franz - A sense of power emerging from darkness, and a clarity coming from looking into the halls of eternity, as translated by the facile hand of a composer who wrote many great pieces before dying young. Symph. 8 & 9

6. Paganini, Niccolo - Perhaps the original Hessian, this long-haired virtuoso wore white face paint, had a rumored deal with the devil, and made short often violent pieces that made people question their lives and their churches. 24 Caprices

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New Burzum album

Sunday 06 July 2008 at 10:13 am In 1992 Vikernes under the artist name Burzum released his first album. Now he has plans to release his seventh. The last album came in 1999. In addition, he finished writing the script for his autobiography. "It will work out a few new details about the killings," he said, "which were never focused on before. But I will wait to tell the story in completion."

Seventh Burzum Album in the Works

I love MP3s

Friday 04 July 2008 at 5:43 pm MP3s are an invitation to try before you buy. If you're like me, and everyone I deem to be a good person and so desire as a friend, you listen for months or years and then you buy the CD when you can -- if it's available, which in metal is far from guaranteed.

Periodically, on a rainy afternoon, I go through the music as I do mindless tasks like fixing scripts and HTML. These mindless tasks are perfect because they put me in an ornery mood, at which point I have no tolerance for music that is more annoyance than beauty. Even ugliness can be beautiful in the hands of an artist -- watch Apocalypse Now if you don't believe me, or listen to the "defeat" sections of Beethoven's third symphony. I'm not responsible for your tears that make you look like a girly man.

But it's the right mood to consider something you might listen to for years in the context of a high annoyance situation like mindless tasks. It's like being tired at the end of a day: you say exactly what you mean, uncensored. With music, you get in touch with exactly how little you care about stuff far from what you want, even if normally you'd be feeling obligated to listen to it because it's musically advanced, some critic likes it, all your friends like it, etc.

I've been rooting out some turds. I take no joy in this, but I take great joy in having them gone. That's less of my time thrown down a black hole of dysfunction and disorganization, the two creators of really bad music or worse -- music that is halfway to bad, so completely ambiguous in its presentation. Most people are so cowed by the social factors mentioned above that they keep listening, bovine erotic, and never manage to articulate their own voice or even a moment's sense and say, "Actually, this doesn't suck, but it's not good enough to fascinate me, so why not throw it out, with last year's failed relationship and my old textbooks from classes I hated and my tax documents?" Get the crap out of your life and you have space for new things to do.

Arsis - A Diamond for Disease

Oh no, it's the whisper-voiced rushing death/black assault. After a promising intro, and forty seconds of two-chord jazz-inspired rhythm riffing, suddenly we get the synthesized whisper and a break to a guitar fill that sounds like it's from the book of minor pentatonic scale variations commonly used by jazz/fusion bands to distract audiences from that moment when an overblown, pretentious song really begins to fuckin' drag... and that's what this EP does, except at high speed. The problem is that there's no concentration on songs or ideas as a whole, so you get these budget riffs made all technical and then little diversions, but nothing ever comes into its own. Nice try guys, but next time, use notecards to organize and concentrate on having a song make a difference to the listener, not just teach them fret muting technique.

Aarni - Bathos

Friday 04 July 2008 at 5:30 pm Aarni - Bathos

People can't stop trying to be clever in lieu of having actual content.

I can't repeat that enough, but it's the pattern for everything gone wrong in this world. If you have nothing actual to state, other than that you want to use your music to get ahead, dick around with the aesthetics until you can trick out the same drivel and claim it's unique.

Aarni tries to do a minimalist-progressive implementation of the kind of music somewhere between Dweezil Zappa and Supuration: prog-ish, rock-ish, but contemplative music. Only Aarni doesn't have anything to complement but its own fist-gripped penis. So we can get wank. Pretentious wank. Lots of demi-acoustic interludes sliding into bad jazz-influenced rhythm riffing, like Meshuggah meets Barry Manilow at a Spirogyra concert.

I have a new suggestion for all these people who live contentless lives: silence. Go to your job at a bank. Life is better that way for all of us.

Mike Riddick Interview

Sunday 29 June 2008 at 12:00 pm

Experienced underground metal guru Mike Riddick (Yamatu, Equimanthorn, The Soil Bleeds Black) has launched a for-profit MP3-based label that sells MP3s, and sends promotional MP3s to zines and radio shows -- but somehow, he's not worried about MP3s "ruining the music business."

Mike Riddick Interview

Natural Selection(tm) Reviews

Saturday 28 June 2008 at 3:57 pm Ajattara - Itse, Aepere and Kalmanto: this is like metal bands who have failed since time immemorial (or 1970, take your pick). It's a bunch of well-known riff forms stitched together with rhythm, and skinned in lush layered vocals, keyboards and samples. Musically, indistinguishable from 1970s heavy metal, even if it has a black metal and doom aesthetic. Reminds me of later Cemetary. I can't listen to this shit.

Anti - The Insignificance of Life: Great name, great album name, more black metal/rock combo. They have Gorgoroth-ish technique, but all polished and bouncy like later Ancient. It's hard to argue against as music, but as art, no presence and no direction.

Bergraven - Dodsvisioner: It's like Comecon mixed with later Samael, lots of interesting background noises, and stompy riffs. It's catchy but it has no soul. I am worried that all the metal with balls has died. Take Vicodin, relax. Bergraven still sucks.

Fanisk - Noontide: These guys get the Hitler sample in early, so you might feel obligated to keep listening. Like Dimmu Borgir, the best part is the keyboards between black metal parts, which remind me of Gorgoroth's "Under the Sign of Hell" -- a lot of blatant chromatics and basic melodic minor noodling. Do I fucking care? delete, delete

Forefather - Steadfast: Vikingish metal that reveals its roots in power metal. Lots of cool guitar parts that don't add up to much, a very cheesy aesthetic, and a style of fast flexible lead rhythm shifts that reminds me of Enslaved, In Battle and Kvist. More organized than most, musically the most impressive thing I've heard recently, but it adds up to an aesthetic pile of confusion that narrates itself on a wander and then comes back to safe ground, only to effectively trail off.

Gorath - Misotheism: How do they keep coming up with these plastic bands? They have no souls. This is paint-by-numbers rock-blackmetal, with lots of frilly adornments and absolutely no direction. Also sounds very emo-influenced, musically. It's like a carnival of distraction with a plodding heartbeat and an IQ test with more red ink than black on it. Yuck.

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