Death Metal Haiku

PATHOS

Anal explosion
What rhymes with crucifixion?
I suffer for art

OVER THE EDGE

We must go further
And be more nihilistic
No more notes and chords.

TOLERANCE = MORONS

Ah, feel the pathos!
They skip artistic insight
For Cannibal Corpse.

3-DAY WEEKEND

Death, disease, aging,
Sodomy, derangement, sloth,
Not lyrics but plans

DIVINITY

How convenient
If Jesus Christ arose now
We need more lyrics

IMMEDIATE FUTURE

Drummer is in jail,
Bassist went into rehab,
Practice will be short.

SELF-EXPRESSION

Outsiders confused
Cannot decipher lyrics
I was just grunting

IS THE UNDERGROUND DEAD?

Flow ebbs to trickle
Yet dead? You decide.
Ah, hail the scene, #@$%#$^ the scene!

WHAT HE SAID

Destruction carcass
We relish freedom in death
Creation by fire.

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