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Metal Blog :: Aarni - Bathos

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04 07 08 - 17:30 Aarni - Bathos

People can't stop trying to be clever in lieu of having actual content.

I can't repeat that enough, but it's the pattern for everything gone wrong in this world. If you have nothing actual to state, other than that you want to use your music to get ahead, dick around with the aesthetics until you can trick out the same drivel and claim it's unique.

Aarni tries to do a minimalist-progressive implementation of the kind of music somewhere between Dweezil Zappa and Supuration: prog-ish, rock-ish, but contemplative music. Only Aarni doesn't have anything to complement but its own fist-gripped penis. So we can get wank. Pretentious wank. Lots of demi-acoustic interludes sliding into bad jazz-influenced rhythm riffing, like Meshuggah meets Barry Manilow at a Spirogyra concert.

I have a new suggestion for all these people who live contentless lives: silence. Go to your job at a bank. Life is better that way for all of us.

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The human mind is intricate enough to be satisfied by very different kinds of music. This should be obvious. Also, there is no absolute model which characterizes our relationship to the universe. The stars permit “strange forms” to act as signposts.

Laughter has come as a huge evolutionary advantage to man, allowing him to shield his psyche against events that would otherwise paralyze him. Frivolousness also has its place. The king who burns his treasures makes a statement about the value of a mere object. And so in frivolousness there is profundity, and in laughter there is power.

Bathos does not take itself as seriously as you do, perhaps you do not know how to laugh naturally. Perhaps life has been too hard on you.

It is very easy to pass off every release as “lacking in content”. And the more cds you review, the easier it becomes.

Would you criticize a platypus for lacking content? Or saying that it lacks the beauty of the bear? You wouldn’t do that because it is an object in and of itself, and does not need to justify its existence to anyone at all.

You say that Bathos repeats the “pattern for everything gone wrong in this world.”
But I don’t understand what you mean.
It never occurred to me that the universe could in anyway be “wrong”.

If you don’t like the Sahara, you don’t tell your family that it is wrong.

Whatever Aarni are attempting to do, they in the very least are an interesting band. And yes, they are clever, but I fail to see how being clever is in any way a detriment.

If you think that being clever has no place in “profound music”, then I beg that you listen to the Goldberg Variations. Of course, Bach is a genius, in addition to being clever.

Perhaps it is genius you are looking for.
Then you should look into formats more conducive to it.

Anyway, not everything that a man must utter throughout his life MUST be genius.

If he insisted on only genius, he would say nothing, and he would create nothing.
And then an expression of genius would be an impossibility.

“I have a new suggestion for all these people who live contentless lives: silence. Go to your job at a bank. Life is better that way for all of us.”
If you feel that way, I suggest you sever your tongue. But I hope you don’t feel that way.

Let me know what you are thinking.
Howard
havarthe@gmail.com
Howard () - 01 07 09 - 18:09


  
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