The Metal Basement

30 07 12 - 14:32

New radio program DJ'd in part by one of our users:

The Metal Basement with Maniacal Michael & the Basement Bunch.

It airs every Tuesday night from 10-12 PM PST.

1014 comments

mat

that’s nice, but if they don’t record and post up mp3s i’ll never listen to this :P

mat (Email ) - 30-07-’12 14:59
I don't know, man...

What’s the point in being a nationalist these days? All our women are sluts who’ve most likely had a dozen interracial cocks in them by the time they’re 20, and everyone else will fuck you over for a dime.

You say blacks are more likely to commit crime, well maybe, but is that really any worse than all the white guys bankrupting the economy and waging illegal and unwinnable wars in far off nations that pose no threat to us?

And all this stuff about low IQs, IQ and the Wealth of Nations is some people’s Bible but the data is hardly conclusive considering 1) they didn’t even test some countries, just made guesses based on neighbouring countries and 2) tested 10 year olds to measure the entire nation’s IQ. Most of the Ethiopians they tested were Ethiopian Jewish refugees even.

I don't know, man... - 30-07-’12 16:45
Prozak's Funny Moments # 1

“If your IQ is safely below the speed limit you’ll think this track is “unique” and “funny.” Orbiting aliens who discover this track and then nuke planet earth are fully morally and aesthetically justified. Let us hope they skip this one.”

Prozak's Funny Moments # 1 - 30-07-’12 17:58
Prozak's Funny Moments # 2

“Joey Belladonna wailing like a queen stuck in traffic at the forefront. Hearing the moron say “Nice tits” to some member of the audience reminds us that labels want to sell us on the image “metal=retard” so we can grow out of it and start buying Creed and Enya albums.”

Prozak's Funny Moments # 2 - 30-07-’12 17:58
Prozak's Funny Moments # 3

“You can all go fail together somewhere. And maybe touch each other, but in the grand tradition of being in denial so you can fail more efficiently, you’ll insist you’re not gay… it has nothing to do with what Uncle Ted did to your peenor after he’d been drinking.”

Prozak's Funny Moments # 3 - 30-07-’12 17:59
Stay white.

Good bye and good luck…..remember who you are, Prozak.
You’re an American, and you are white, which are really the same thing. You were born American and whatever piece of dirt you are going to, you will always be American – this is your homeland. Whatever languages you learn, clothes you wear, customs, you are still American. Nothing can change that.
I believe that you must be going to Canada, Western Europe or Australia. You’re too smart to go to the latin countries, or to the dark continent. The Asians are civilized but they aren’t your people. These things we WNs talk about are happening in every white nation, you can’t escape them by leaving here.
America is the belly of the beast, ZOG, the great whore. It all started here, it will end here. You can’t escape feminism, the police state, or multiculturalism. They must be resisted. You are not an individual human atom, you are a portion of a whole.

Stay white. - 30-07-’12 19:59
are normal people the true ubermench?

FUKK, getting a girlfriend is like the most challenging, epic level thing a human can accomplish,

are normal people the true ubermench? - 30-07-’12 20:41
> guy

I have a hot, svelte, smart (PhD) gf. You jelly, basem.ent dwellers?

> guy - 31-07-’12 02:57
Mastodon guy

Hah Hah I’m back suckers!!!!!!!
Where’s the Dominated Fukcer?

Mastodon guy - 31-07-’12 12:22
@ > guy

Not really cuz I fucked your mom and smoked crack with her.

@ > guy - 31-07-’12 12:39
@ the Official Anus Mascot

Hey Anal Mascot, where are you? I’ve desecrated your wife’s cunt so brutally she can’t even pee anymore!

@ the Official Anus Mascot - 01-08-’12 06:42
ZOG

We are the ZOG, give us all your moneys.

ZOG - 01-08-’12 10:17
ZOG

We luv cocks in our butts!

ZOG - 01-08-’12 12:37
ZOG

The ZOG is only one man, with MANY butts!

ZOG - 01-08-’12 13:10
ZOG

PROZAK IS GOD !!!! I BOW TO HIS MIGHTY INTELLECT!!!

ZOG - 01-08-’12 13:40
serious questioner

Is Prozak Jewish, guys? In that photo of him at the old ANUS he seems to have really curly hair…

serious questioner - 01-08-’12 16:15
old Time Big Dick

Oh the old Anus, those were the days. I worshipped Prozak and none of these Conservationists or Kontinuals were around. That website was so fucking evil and occult, it’s a shame it went mainstream.

old Time Big Dick - 02-08-’12 08:49
Jennifer T

Everypony knows the best Deicide album is Legion!

Jennifer T - 02-08-’12 15:52
Man-fill-A

I’m thurston for moore jizz! Let’s meat up by twilight!

Man-fill-A - 02-08-’12 16:43
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I WANT RAPE JENNIFER

� - 03-08-’12 10:15
SERIOUS COCK MEISTER

IS IT TRUE THAT THE ANAL MASCOT AND > GUY ARE THE SAME FAG? IS IT TRUE HE LIKE HIS COCKS BLACK & VEINY?

SERIOUS COCK MEISTER - 03-08-’12 11:05
physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod

Man, getting a date is fucken’ tough, even when you look like me.

What kan I do to increase my succesuses?

physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod - 03-08-’12 11:11
@ physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod

you need to start listening to Summoning and Agatus and immediately your sex life will sky rocket

@ physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod - 03-08-’12 11:12
physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

Interesting. Starting AUG 4th I will listen to nothing but Summoning/Agatus and see how my love life improves. thank you. Will report back.

physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 03-08-’12 11:12
physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

•Will do this for 2 weeks.

*will start with early material including demos

•and will shave lol.

physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 03-08-’12 11:13
ALEX @ physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod

Listening to Agatus does help you get laid big time! It also helps if you bring a nice lady to listen to Agatus with you, dunno what it is but that band makes bitches Horny like Brazillian cunts in heat!!!!!!!!!

ALEX @ physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod - 03-08-’12 11:13
Wolfgang of the Metal Hall

Wolfgang is happy to be here

Wolfgang likes dick

hurr duhrr hurr

Wolfgang likes his dicks ripe and big

Wolfgang of the Metal Hall - 03-08-’12 11:26
starchy cocks

Brazil has too much of a Brazilian problem.

starchy cocks - 03-08-’12 17:08
I'm not one for rap, but this song speaks many truths about women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-QObX9JeuM

I'm not one for rap, but this song speaks many truths about women - 03-08-’12 17:25
Brett Stevens fan # 1 yay!

FUCK YEAH! REAL METAL IS NOT FOR POSERS!
http://www.examiner.com/article/the-return-of-true-metal

HIPSTER METAL SHOULD BE KILLED!
http://www.examiner.com/article/people-are-getting-sick-of-hipster-metal

Brett Stevens fan # 1 yay! - 03-08-’12 18:44
you're 2 sides of the same coin dumbasses

ASPIES vs HIPSTERS: the imaginary conflict

you're 2 sides of the same coin dumbasses - 04-08-’12 14:03
you're 2 sides of the same coin dumbasses

and I swear that I don’t like it when I’m getting fucked by nigger dudes! I just take it like a man and you know I’ll be back for more!!

you're 2 sides of the same coin dumbasses - 04-08-’12 16:14
the real

^ obvious homosexual

the real "you're 2 sides of the same coin dumbasses" - 04-08-’12 16:22
drink, touch yourself, have a good fucken' time n' shit!

Happy AUG 4th NATIONAL DAY OF LOWERED STANDARDS!!!!

drink, touch yourself, have a good fucken' time n' shit! - 04-08-’12 23:18
luv levy!!!

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luv levy!!! - 04-08-’12 23:32
Anal Scholar

There are OBJECTIVELY only 5 OFFICIAL metal genres. There can exist permutations and “sub genres” like melodic death metal or funeral doom, but at the end of the day, only these 5 actually make sense.

I have spent the last 8 years studying metal music in depth at the University of Hessian Studies (U of H) in Texas and can assert this with absolute infallible certainty. My work has appeared in peer-reviewed blogposjournals across the scientific community.

1. HEAVY METAL: includes NWOBHM, power metal, some folk metal, some prog metal, traditional doom bands, ect…

2. THRASH METAL: includes speed, thrash, crossover, ect…

3. DOOM METAL: includes funeral, epic, gothic, ect…

4. DEATH METAL: includes some grindcore (Blood, Terrorizer, Impetigo, Repulsion, Carcass, ect).

5. BLACK METAL: includes some folk metal.

Q&A:

1. What about grindcore!!?
Although grindcore was critically important in the evolution of death metal and extreme metal as a whole, its genealogy lies in hardcore. Some of the early bands however are closer to death metal while others (Sore Throat, Siege, 1st ND album, ect) are effectively in the hardcore family tree.

2. What about sludge metal and post-metal!!?
Most of this stuff can trace it’s lineage in both metal, indie rock and hardcore but it is closer to the later two. For future reference, sludge metal and post-metal are both part of a movement called post indie.

3. Prog, folk and power are their own distinct genres with unique histories!
True that they have their own distinctive development histories, however PRoG, PoWeR, and FoLk metal existing as separate genres is a lie invented by century media/nuclear blast fags to sell records. It doesn’t exist. Most of these bands exist in heavy metal structures with heavy metal riffing.

4. What about black/death, goat metal ect !!?
Use your best judgment. While something like Blasphemy has elements of both black and death metal, they are more firmly rooted in black metal. Something like Axis of Advance uses phrasal song structures that are closer to death metal, so therefore would fit under that category.

5. What about X bands second album? It is totally revolutionary and breaks down all genre distinction walls!
LOL. These laws are indisputable. It most assuredly falls within one of the 5.

6. What about Pantera, Opeth, Rammestien, GOJIRA, SOAD, Lamb of God?
None of these bands are metal. While some of these bands resemble metal, they are in fact actually hard rock or alternative rock. Some of them could be called “alternative” metal, which was an attempt to usurp and corrupt the nobel laws of hessian art.

Anal Scholar - 04-08-’12 23:35
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PO PI PO PI PO PO PI PO - 04-08-’12 23:38
I usually watch FIM while lifting free weights. Shit makes you strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgUj5Y8Oevg

Those ponies look so feminine and pretty they summon up within me my masculine instincts of protection and strength.

I usually watch FIM while lifting free weights. Shit makes you strong. - 04-08-’12 23:39
Anal film studies

Anal mascot/ > guy archetypes in popular cinema:

Hunchback guy in 300
Seth Green in Austin Powers
The homosexuals in Rent
Elijah Woods in Sin City

Anal film studies - 04-08-’12 23:40
R.I.P ANUIS

from the bottom of my heart, i send this song out to all my fellow aspics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCD14IrOcIs

It’s all over, all the laughs and tears and sweaty clenching.

I love you all. i will miss you all so dam much. The last two years of blogposttrolling where the best times of my life. thank you all for this amazing journey.

Play along lols!:

learn how to play it here: http://www.songsterr.com/a/wsa/pixies-where-is-my-mind-guitar-tab-s14912t0

yay!!

Good bye………..

…friends.

R.I.P ANUIS - 04-08-’12 23:42
Serious questioner

I still don’t understand what aspic is.

Serious questioner - 04-08-’12 23:43
physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

Right on guys, spinning some AGATUS now, sexy bitches await!

physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 04-08-’12 23:59
Levy_Spearmen

My existence would be complete right now if Nietzsche only witnessed World War II.

Levy_Spearmen - 05-08-’12 20:23
Anonymous

you’re a faggot

Anonymous - 06-08-’12 02:06
Serious Questioner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI3XY9jbAr8#t=1m37s

GURR GARR GURR GAR GURRRRRRR
GARR GURR GARR GURRA GARR GURRGURRR
GURR GARR GURRRUR GURRRRRRRRR
GURR GURRR GURRR GURR GURR GURRRRURRRRR

I GURRGURR RURR GURR RREDD

Seriously, who listens to this shit? It’s like having Scooby Doo as your vocalist. Is it a joke? It’s like they got some guy to completely shit over the instrumental rock track.

Serious Questioner - 06-08-’12 05:19
the real

How many cocks will I suck tonight, oooh yeeahhhh I feel the urge for big cocks tonight oohhhh yeaahhh my ass will be rammed tonight

the real "you're 2 sides of the same coin dumbasses" - 06-08-’12 09:10
hurr cocks r funnyeh

Good one. You fucking idiot.

hurr cocks r funnyeh - 06-08-’12 13:44
hurr cocks r funnyeh

What I meant to say was:
I NEED A BIG one. I WANT You fucking ME.

hurr cocks r funnyeh - 06-08-’12 15:19
Anonymous

I’m a faggot

Anonymous - 06-08-’12 15:30
The real Anonymous

The bigger the dick, the harder I cum.

The real Anonymous - 06-08-’12 21:38
Elitism

Only the best cocks for my bum!

Elitism - 06-08-’12 22:18
random questioner

What’s your favorite track from Enthroned is the Night?

random questioner - 07-08-’12 03:25
Anal Mascot hungry for dick

looks like sak Noel the fag ain’t coming back!

Anal Mascot hungry for dick - 07-08-’12 06:52
@ random questioner with tiny penis

My favorite track of Enthroned is the Night would be – Thirteen Autumns and a Widow

@ random questioner with tiny penis - 07-08-’12 07:02
you're a bunch of ucking autists

gf asked me for a song expressing how I felt toward her. So I sent her this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9g_ztD0KzI#t=0m4s

you're a bunch of ucking autists - 08-08-’12 03:11
you're a bunch of ucking autists

of course when I say my “gf” I mean my cum-stained cock shaped pillow I hug when my mom tucks me into bed.

and I love nu-indie metal cuz it’s funnyeh

you're a bunch of ucking autists - 08-08-’12 12:32
READ AND LEARN ABOUT GOOD MUSIC FROM THE MASTER!

BOY, THESE WERE THE DAYS AND PROZAKHISTAN IS PROZAK’S BEST CREATION:

http://www.anus.com/etc/prozakhistan/rev.htm

http://www.anus.com/etc/prozakhistan/rev.htm

READ AND LEARN ABOUT GOOD MUSIC FROM THE MASTER! - 08-08-’12 15:26
NegruVoda the Cockrub Warrior

Anyone up for the deathfuck? I’ve been itching to shoot my poz load into some innocent neg ass

NegruVoda the Cockrub Warrior - 08-08-’12 21:25
Ralph Wiggum

Prozak is simply amazing in every way, and if you don’t agree you can go eat a dick!

Ralph Wiggum - 08-08-’12 23:09
Noktorn

Enthroned is the Night was kinda o.k I guess. The first track is fucking awesome but the other tracks are cool too but not as cool but still pretty cool I guess.

Noktorn - 08-08-’12 23:11
lvl 14 cock rub combatant

rub against me, feel the power, my strength increases!

lvl 14 cock rub combatant - 08-08-’12 23:13
Noktorn @ Ralph Wiggum

I agree but I will go eat a dick anyway yay !!
Cuz fat love rods are my life, I likem big n’ juicy!!

Noktorn @ Ralph Wiggum - 09-08-’12 09:55
Jim Necroslaughter

anyone besides me thinks Prozak is indeed the supreme master?
Won’t yall agree he´s so fucken amazzing? His esoteric reviews, his metal FAQ, his articles, boy I could go on and on, the guy´s awezome in every fucken way mann!!! Dat’s why we call him Majestic Goat Commander of the Anus Legions.

Jim Necroslaughter - 09-08-’12 10:02
Faithful servant of the ANUS

Let it be known…!

Faithful servant of the ANUS - 09-08-’12 14:38
Anal Identifier

^ Levy_Spearmint detected. ^

Anal Identifier - 09-08-’12 18:17
faggot Identifier

^ Anal Mascot detected. ^

faggot Identifier - 10-08-’12 18:51
Encouraging Faggot

CMMON YOU MOTHERFUCKERS POST MORE!!!

Encouraging Faggot - 10-08-’12 22:53
Gay Boners of Egypt

Death Metal and Black Metal Blog 100% Metal Weblog is a bastion for tOLERANCE of gay penises of all textures and smells, and anti-hate anti-umbilical chord amputation natalists/LGBT corn recyclers, doodoo donations to the intermural African nightstick mingling festival will be taken at the door

Gay Boners of Egypt - 10-08-’12 23:35
SOCCER DUDE WITH BIG PENIS HEAD

MEXICO 2 – 1 BRAZIL FUCK YESSSS!!

MEXICO PLAYED BRILLIANTLY AND WON THE GOLD MEDAL, IT’S GREAT BECAUSE ALL MEXICAN PLAYERS ARE DECLARED DEATH METAL FANS!

SOCCER DUDE WITH BIG PENIS HEAD - 11-08-’12 12:00
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

CYFAWS

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 11-08-’12 12:55
if the future looks dark make sure your children will blend in!

1. Black women
2. Latinas
3. Asian women
4. Native American women
5. Mixed women

This is my top 5 of hottest ethnicities. What’s your top 5?

if the future looks dark make sure your children will blend in! - 11-08-’12 14:06
brutal gayer

you’re a faggot and a dwarf

brutal gayer - 11-08-’12 18:32
Metallicock - Am I Gay?

My mother was my father, he was transexual.
He adopted me, and married his uncle.
They made me wear girl’s clothes, and made me watch gay porn
Oh I cried each time, my butthole was torn.

Sixty-seven, and I was thirteen.
Gotta use a little vaseline.
That’s the biggest cock I’ve ever seen.
Take your time.

Am I gay? Yes I am.
Am I gay? I am man, yes I am.

As I watched so much gay porn, I lost my head.
Revenge now I sought, to break like my ass.
Going to metal shows, I lure boys with me.
I rape them when we get home, give them HIV.

Sixty-seven, and I was thirteen.
Gotta use a little vaseline.
That’s the biggest cock I’ve ever seen.
Take your time.

Am I gay? Yes I am.
Am I gay? I am man, yes I am.

On with the action now, I’ll strip your pride.
I’ll spread your blood around, I’ll see you ride.
Your face is stained with cum, ass deep and neat.
Like a double dozen before ya, cocks so sweet.

Am I gay? Yes I am.
Am I gay? I am man, yes I am.

I’ll make my fathers proud, I’ll watch your gape.
You can come with me, handsome black ape.
My favorite band’s In Flames too, I got all their songs.
But let’s have sex to, Liturgy’s “Glory Bronze”.

Am I gay? Yes I am.
Am I gay? I am man.

My ass is longing for, hard tranny dick.
They remind me of my mother, but not as big.
I try to blend in, as I visit metal bars.
I’ve been into BM since, Diadem of 12 Stars.

Am I gay? Yes I am.
Am I gay? I am man..

Am I gay? Yes I fucking am.
Am I gay? I am man, yeah.

Metallicock - Am I Gay? - 11-08-’12 18:58
physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

MY TOP 5 HO’s:

1.Swedish
2.Estonian
3.Italian
4.German
5.Russin’

physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 12-08-’12 00:13
physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

FUCKING VICTORIY!!!

Got a girls # on a dating website. She’s super sweet, 7, and goofy/fun/smart!

shits not so difficult when you look like me though.

physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 12-08-’12 00:47
physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

Allright guys, for the date -> how do I convey to her that I am normal and not aspic>?

physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 12-08-’12 00:48
physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

I have to say witty shit IRL wich is fecken tuff to pull of espc’ with anxiety problems. I can be pretty fuecken’ witty online though.

fuck. i am slightly aspic. so nervous. mifht keep the number but never kall. fuk.

physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 12-08-’12 00:49
she must be huge

>Got a girls # on a dating website
>girls # on a dating website

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaha

she must be huge - 12-08-’12 05:06
she must be huge

> Speaking of huge, have I told u guyz how much I luv huge cocks? I’m not called the Anal Mascot for anything ye know?

> In Flames and a little vaseline… now bring me the Cock!

she must be huge - 12-08-’12 11:18
Varg Vikernes interview

What’s your point on the current international crisis and the way the capitalist system suffocates people trapped on it? Do you think it could exist a change that will change the system?

It’s the same old story… we have seen this before, in Europe, many, many times, and it always ends up with the same result.

The problem is that Christianity allows the Jews to work freely, and what they do this time is to – in form of Jewish owned banks – print money from nothing and then loan it to others for interest. The obvious result from this is that we are eventually all in debt to them. Every nation owes them money, and just about all individual human beings too. The Jewish Rothchilds family alone owns more than 50% of all wealth in Europe already (!), and like always the Jews just don’t know when to stop. They are too greedy for their own good. So they keep stealing our money, they keep ruining our nations for personal profit, and they will keep doing this until there is nothing left to steal – because they have stolen it already.

Now, we – the Europeans – are good, kind and gentle human beings, so we might not revolt against this now, but when we cannot even feed our children we will! What follows then is another pogrom and the “poor” Jews will be persecuted again, and most of their stolen goods will be taken from them, and they will have to run away again (with all the gold they can carry), only to start the process of all over again. This is of course the reason why we call them “the eternal Jew”, because they always return with their poison. Because of Christianity we let them.

Varg Vikernes interview - 12-08-’12 11:34
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

What the fuck is your fucking problem Negruvoda always having to reply to my god damn posts you fucking piece of shit. Have you got nothing better to do than sit in your room all day and make shitty jokes about “manlets”. 5’11 isn’t short so go eat a giant bowl of dick or keep prostituting yourself like your whore mother to keep paying the rent. Never forget I could destroy you in a second in real life as I would just overhead press you and destroy you in a second.

you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 12-08-’12 12:20
Conservationist

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

Conservationist - 12-08-’12 15:06
SQ

How come friend or family members of Euronymous don’t go out to kill Varg Vikernes now that he’s free?? I wanna know…

SQ - 12-08-’12 17:09
Philosophy Major

Ht welcome to McDonalads, how can I help you?

Philosophy Major - 12-08-’12 23:03
NegruVoda

I’d like a Big Dick In My Ass with Double Jizz, please.

NegruVoda - 13-08-’12 07:11
Anal Mascot

> Just here crusing for cocks.

> I’m obsessed with Aspic love rod

Anal Mascot - 13-08-’12 11:38
Dude Jr.

LOL @ the Conservationist story Semper Fi

Dude Jr. - 13-08-’12 13:47
Green Cock - Wake Me Up When Liberalism Ends

Riots have come and passed
Multiculture can never last
Wake me up when liberalism ends

When I try to watch TV
All those kikes and fags annoy me
Wake me up when liberalism ends

Here comes Bill O’Reilly on again
Telling it how it is
Informing the public again
I couldn’t be more pissed

I go to work but what the hell
My colleague is black and my boss is female
Wake me up when liberalism ends

Riots have come and passed
Multiculture can never last
Wake me up when liberalism ends

Go dig up Luther’s corpse again
Like you did when this shit began
Wake me up when liberalism ends

Here comes Bill O’Reilly on again
Telling it how it is
Informing the public again
I couldn’t be more pissed

Immigrants flood our country
And gays are allowed to marry
Wake me up when liberalism ends

Riots have come and passed
Multiculture can never last
Wake me up when liberalism ends

When I try to watch TV
All those kikes and fags annoy me
Wake me up when liberalism ends
Wake me up when liberalism ends
Wake me up when liberalism ends

Green Cock - Wake Me Up When Liberalism Ends - 13-08-’12 16:56
Neguru_Voda aka The Official Anal Mascot aka >guy aka Neoclassical Metal aka The Romanian Faggot

I don’t know if I’m one to give advice on this but for me this seems to be true. I guess you could call me bi, whenever I engage in homosexual behavior it’s almost always as a submissive and it’s always when I’m feeling stressed out. I don’t do anything with effeminate guys either, I try to seek out a muscular alpha male type to suck off, even if I have to pay for it (you always do, as few straight guys do this for free).

Neguru_Voda aka The Official Anal Mascot aka >guy aka Neoclassical Metal aka The Romanian Faggot - 13-08-’12 23:45
tiny midget

I hope you’re not suggesting that Neguru_Voda and Dominating Fucker are the same person because they’re not!
Dominating Fucker is a fan of this site.

tiny midget - 14-08-’12 08:05
Fecal exterminator casual Masturbator

I had to kill you to fulfill my needs
Now I must fuck you to enhance the deed
Blood smeared on my hard cock then smeared on your ass reduce your form to a vomitous mass

I cum on your face
spew my tainted seed

Fecal exterminator casual Masturbator - 14-08-’12 11:17
u wot m8

“forum is temporarily closed to eradicate USG hackers”

u wot m8 - 14-08-’12 15:55
kinky hebitch!

My cock is fully aroused
I wrap my intestines around it
slowly I begin to jerk
pleasure unlike I’ve ever felt
My hand and my pulse move faster
With my free hand I scrape out my insides
I know this will cause my demise
But ill die with cum on my hands

kinky hebitch! - 14-08-’12 16:23
Fag Noel the Fag

why is neguru voda always calling him Brutal sucker of dicks???

Fag Noel the Fag - 14-08-’12 19:07
here's the Anal Mascot a year ago, still gay, still retarded

Haha, you know it’s a good day when even the artists you idolize so much and quote fucking hate you aspies. So far we’ve got Kam and Varg. It’s a shame more of them don’t know about you to express their disgust.
dumbasses – 02 09 11

here's the Anal Mascot a year ago, still gay, still retarded - 14-08-’12 20:14
funny post from Spider Man aka Levy_Spearmint

I’ve been having trouble lately battling Venom. He’s a cunning foe! You metalheads probably know him. Venom is the super villain responsible for creating Cronos, who later formed a metal-punk band named after its creator: Venom!

As you guys know Norman Osbourne aka Green Goblin is Ozzy Osbourne’s father creator of metal music. These two super villains on a trip to Norway met Euronymous (founder of the Euro), and together formed the Inner Circle: a super villain group formed with the sole intention of world domination via horrible music.

But worry not! your frienly neighborly Spider-Man is here to protect you all!

Spider-Man

funny post from Spider Man aka Levy_Spearmint - 14-08-’12 20:14
Millitantfaggotlover

>Smoke rez
>become SpiderMan

Millitantfaggotlover - 14-08-’12 23:31
You are all depressed, all you know are the shadows on the walls of the cave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SF3KkQiBU

Folque – Reven og bjørnen

Just a reminder to those in the aspie caves as to what real music sounds like.

You are all depressed, all you know are the shadows on the walls of the cave. - 15-08-’12 02:38
Jim Necroslaughter

For the past three days I’ve been eating nothing but liquid meal replacements and drinking lots of water. I don’t want to poop anymore, it’s disgusting. That hole is just for fucking!

Jim Necroslaughter - 15-08-’12 03:38
Forza Romana

Come now, calm down boyz, we all know we all come to this blog to idolize Queero Mc Hungo’s majestic phallus. Back in the early 70’s a German band named Amon Dül II made an ode to his cock called Phallus Dei…

Forza Romana - 15-08-’12 07:18
Serious Questioner

Does anyone know what happened to Kontinual, he seemed to vanish from the Anus forever, what happened?????

Serious Questioner - 15-08-’12 07:32
Nightspirit

Is it gay to shave your ass? I don’t mean the whole ass, if you need to shave the whole ass then you’re probably some hairy beast. But I’m talking about the anus. I’ve shaved it occasionally since I was a teen and it’s a lot nicer and smoother especially if you also apply some baby oil. It feels fresh and cool in summer but in winter it gives me diarrhea. Anyway I’m not gay but I’m curious to hear you guys opinion on this. Does anyone else here shave his anus?

Nightspirit - 15-08-’12 14:46
Humanicide

Well, respect cute guys that shave their assholes cuz it’s easier to givem rimjobs and black kisses. On the other hand I wouldnt shave mine cuz I like that crusty sensation in my ass after I take a dump.

Humanicide - 15-08-’12 16:18
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

Lmao that folk shit was so gay.

Time for REAL AURAL DARKNESS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHclSN6igrY

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 15-08-’12 21:17
@ brutal gayer noble snorther of meth

hey brutal sucker of dicks! Why does everybody think youre gay? I think Blood and Blasphemy are better than all your gayer bands, ur one of those fucks that call Metallica thrash metal huh?

@ brutal gayer noble snorther of meth - 15-08-’12 21:53
@ brutal sucker of dicks

Yeah, too bad “real anal darkness” still doesn’t count as “music”.

@ brutal sucker of dicks - 16-08-’12 03:07
Think about it...

Tiny midget = brutal sucker of dicks?

Think about it... - 16-08-’12 03:07
serious question

Is Prozak a virgin? What do you guys think? Is Prozak the Richard Stallman of angry extreme music for teenagers?

serious question - 16-08-’12 03:14
@Think about it...

I hope not, I love tiny midget

@Think about it... - 16-08-’12 10:00
@ serious question the penis lover

why do u care where Prozak’s penis has been or not, why are u even thinking about his penis? why are u thinking about penises in the first place? ur mind is full of penises. are u trying to tell us u like penises as much as u think of ‘em? fag much?

@ serious question the penis lover - 16-08-’12 19:04
Adrian McCoy

WHY ARE NIGGERS FROM THE USA RACIST TO NIGGERS FROM AFRICA?

Adrian McCoy - 16-08-’12 19:15
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

Blasphemy are true gods of dark music and I will be present at NWN festival this November to show my utter devotion to them and the rest of the war metal cabal (Proclamation, Revenge, Wrathprayer, etc). It will truly be a weekend to remember.

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 16-08-’12 20:49
Anal Recipes/Aspic Life Skills

HAI ANIUS. HERE ARE TWO WAYS TO COOK A NICE STOVE TOP STEAK IF YOU DON“T HAVE A BARBECUE OR GRILL.

Method one (demo version):
YOU WILL NEED:
>fryingpan
>olive oil
>paprika
>stovetop
>steak lol
>a positive attitude!

>STEP 1: put on Blasphemy’s GODS OF WAR album.
>STEP 2: take olive oil and coat a healthy amount to frying pan. Take small amount and rub on chest/biceps. put pan on stove and turn stove to medium temperature (eg:5/10)
>STEP 3: take paprika and rub allover steak on both sides
>STEP 4: take water and sprinkle on pan, if it instantly fizzles, you are ready to go!
>STEP 5: throw steak on pan, wait a bit, flip over, wait again, do this a lil’ bit, then turn to lower temperature and chill the fuck out. wait 5 ish minutes, check steak.
>STEP 6: enjoy!

Method 2 (studio version):
YOU WILL NEED:
>fryingpan
>balsamic vinegar
>thai peanut sauce
>paprika
>stovetop
>steak lol
>a positive attitude!

>STEP 1: put on Celtic Frost’s MORBID TALES album.
>STEP 2: put pan on stove, turn stove to medium temperature (eg:5/10)
>STEP 3: put a drop of balsamic vinegar on both sides. rub in. take paprika and rub allover steak on both sides. finally, rub on da’ peanut sauce on both sides.
>STEP 4: take water and sprinkle on pan, if it instantly fizzles, you are ready to go!
>STEP 5: throw steak on pan, wait a bit, flip over, wait again, do this a lil’ bit, then turn to lower temperature and chill the fuck out. wait 5 ish minutes, check steak.
>STEP 6: enjoy!

*Enjoy this delicious meal with your choice of vegetables! i like steamed broccoli and sauerkraut personally! *Try experimenting (not in the gay way lol!) with your own spice combinations! Garlic is always a winnar! *I hope you try to make this at home! You will enjoy it! *these are 100% ANUS approved recipes specially tailored to aspic tastes and dietary requirements. They were not stolen, these are home recipes! Hail traditionalism! *LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE!!!!

Anal Recipes/Aspic Life Skills - 16-08-’12 23:53
Typical scene in Romanian folklore

I VANT TU SAUCK YUR CAUCK!!!!

Typical scene in Romanian folklore - 16-08-’12 23:54
Phlim Necrofaggot

The world of gay-frot-porno is very rugged and grim. The imagery of cocks sliding against each other – back and forth, back and forth – reflects this itself, but there is just enough quirkiness and humor (and it’s hard to tell sometimes whether it’s intended or unintended) to balance things out and keep you smiling.

Phlim Necrofaggot - 17-08-’12 00:07
SUCH AN INCREIDDBLE PERIOD FOR THIS BAND.

HAIL SEXCOND ALBUM AVERSE SEFIRA!!!

BUMS CLARION:

An album that set a new bar for the band and USBM as a whole. Incredible rolling battle music that harness dark spirits within to channel inner worlds of chaotic power energies. And it’s also sex sex sexy ;)

tracklist:
1.Bums Clarion
2. Condemned to Glory Holes
3. Withering, The Prostate
4. Twinkhymn
5. The Sassy Ones (The Age of Hungo)
6. Argument Homoscura
7. The Thousand Penises Dare
8. Fallen Beneath the Bear
9. …Chafed

SUCH AN INCREIDDBLE PERIOD FOR THIS BAND. - 17-08-’12 00:09
brutal sucker of dicks @ homofest

“It will truly be a weekend to remember.”

I doubt you’ll remember much, other than being waken up by Tyrone’s rod pounding your anus.

brutal sucker of dicks @ homofest - 17-08-’12 01:49
NocturvnalTerror

NegruVoda: http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m590/purplehazethc/null-2.jpg

NocturvnalTerror - 17-08-’12 02:50
Prof. Ishmael Zuckmeoff

I like the fact that Brutal Slayer of C. pays so much respect to the Aural Darkness of true warriors that devote their life to the magnificence of war metal. You are hailed as a brother kin spirit my friend.

Prof. Ishmael Zuckmeoff - 17-08-’12 10:05
penis lovers I see you

WOOW SO MANY PENIS LOVERS ON THIS BLOGGGGG!!!!!!

penis lovers I see you - 17-08-’12 10:08
the anal mascot like to smear his butthole with peanut butter

Now where is the Anal Mascot to tell us that Speed Metal is the wrong term to use? Where are you fag?? We miss you come back!!!

the anal mascot like to smear his butthole with peanut butter - 17-08-’12 10:19
Conservationist

Our society is insane because for the past 2,000 years or more we have been steadily moving more and more toward a society based in the individual, which immediately becomes a herd that replaces reality.

Conservationist - 17-08-’12 11:11
Nigger Voda

So, does this mean that Brutal Sucker of Penises is from Germany??

http://www.nwnprod.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=26326&sid=b46bc949dc761a7d128e03701415de6c

Nigger Voda - 17-08-’12 11:15
noktorn

I had sex with a dog once. It was ok I guess. If you’re into sex with dogs then you would have definitely liked it.

noktorn - 17-08-’12 16:07
> guy

A powerful cock in my butt is all I need!

> guy - 17-08-’12 16:43
Nice job, aspies.

WOW the new forum layout is fucking stupid.

Nice job, aspies. - 18-08-’12 00:02
@Think about it...

“Tiny midget = brutal sucker of dicks?”

Dude, 5’11 isn’t that short at all.

@Think about it... - 18-08-’12 00:04
Ronald Reagan

“If you can’t make them see the light, let them feel the heat…FUCK NU INDIE METAL!!!”

Ronald Reagan - 18-08-’12 00:05
tiny midget

i’m 1’10, and i’m happy with my height. i just come up with my oompa loompa dance and bitches go crazy for me.

tiny midget - 18-08-’12 07:47
the German creators

the early masters
AMON DUUL II
CAN

the cosmic couriers
CLUSTER
TANGERINE DREAM
KLAUS SCHULZE

the industrial masters
FAUST
KRAFTWERK
NEU

the spirituals
POPOL VUH
EBERHARD SCHOENER

the German creators - 18-08-’12 07:53
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

Negruvoda, stop telling us how you have to resort to paying the rent for your 50m shithole apartment in Romania.

I am not from Germany, but will be attending the festival and to pay tribute to my powerlifting brother in arms from the ROSS BAY crew. There will be a lot of bloodshed during that weekend, I hope the falses stay home because otherwise they will suffer my wrath in the pit!

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 18-08-’12 08:48
NocturvnalTerror

^ is this dude for real?

NocturvnalTerror - 18-08-’12 10:53
ALL HAIL THIS HESSIAN WARRIOR

ALL HAIL brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

THE NOCTURNAL AURAL KEEPER OS THE SEVEN SEALS OF EVIL!!!

ALL HAIL THIS HESSIAN WARRIOR - 18-08-’12 11:47
FAG NEWS

analrapist and humanicide are teaching a class on how to properly stimulate an anus via sensual rimjob techniques, in case anyone wants to show up

FAG NEWS - 18-08-’12 11:58
it's funnyeh!

Watch this Beavis & Butthead video 100% Prozak approved!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZHQWoojdxA&feature=fvst

it's funnyeh! - 19-08-’12 11:19
tardocaust

Does this site still have active boners?

tardocaust - 19-08-’12 14:52
creepy boners of hell

yep we do! ur mom can confirm that. she had one boner in each hole and each of her holes were creamed by these active boners.

creepy boners of hell - 19-08-’12 17:08
real music real metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vosg2TeInAA

real music real metal - 20-08-’12 03:30
NocturvnalTerror

That just sounded like a guitar and violin duo, why is that special?

NocturvnalTerror - 20-08-’12 03:34
NocturvnalTerror

Hey guyz anyone wanna frot?

NocturvnalTerror - 20-08-’12 08:31
Wolfgang soft lips

Is NocturvnalTerror the new Sak Noel of the blog? He looks like a Levy_Spearmen wannabe, except gayer.

Wolfgang soft lips - 20-08-’12 08:34
Multicultural adventures!

I love multiculturalism!
I love making new friends!
I love learning about exciting new cultures!!
In mexico, they eat a lot of corn!!!

What new things will I learn next?

Multicultural adventures! - 20-08-’12 15:43
@Wolfgang soft lips

Projections, projections.

@Wolfgang soft lips - 20-08-’12 16:28
victory or death

>That just sounded like a guitar and violin duo, why is that special?

Because unlike the shit pushed by this site it actually sounds like music.

victory or death - 20-08-’12 16:45
NocturvnalTerror

Except, most of the stuff here is obviously music.

NocturvnalTerror - 20-08-’12 16:48
NocturvnalTerror

http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=ghR5XXi4QGw

This (while still being awesome) sounds less like traditional forms of music than anything here.

NocturvnalTerror - 20-08-’12 17:34
victory or death

> Because unlike the shit pushed by this site it actually sounds like music.

>I’m an Anus hater a cumpulsive masturbater!!

victory or death - 20-08-’12 17:58
listen to the Voice of Reason...and learn

http://www.anus.com/etc/prozakhistan/listen.htm

listen to the Voice of Reason...and learn - 20-08-’12 17:59
http://www.anus.com/etc/prozakhistan/listen.htm

Music that Shapes Lives

1. Robert Fripp – A Blessing of Tears
2. Ludwig van Beethoven – Symphonies 1, 3,4 and 7
3. Robert Schumann – Symphonies No. 2 and 3
4. Johannes Brahms – Symphonies Nos. 1-4
5. Burzum – Filosofem, Daudi Baldrs
6. Ildjarn – Ildjarn, Hardangervidda 1
7. Enslaved – Vikinlgr Veldi
8. Tangerine Dream – Phaedra
9. Kraftwerk – Computer World, Radioactivity
10. Maeror Tri – Meditamentum II
11. K.K. Null – Ultimate Material III
12. Wolfgang A. Mozart – Symphonies Nos. 35, 39, Posthorn Serenade
13. Wolfsheim – Casting Shadows
14. Godflesh – Streetcleaner
15. Autechre – Amber

http://www.anus.com/etc/prozakhistan/listen.htm - 20-08-’12 18:00
NocturvnalTerror

http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=1xKdKaAjw-o

I love this stuff.

NocturvnalTerror - 20-08-’12 18:24
popular dude with friends who has had sex before and is welll liked and entertaining and a good guy and witty and fun and good looking and hardworking

“13. Wolfsheim – Casting Shadows”

fuck yeah, thats a great song playlist too by the way.

popular dude with friends who has had sex before and is welll liked and entertaining and a good guy and witty and fun and good looking and hardworking - 20-08-’12 23:07
Neoclassical Metal

That feeling of cock in my mouth… amazing!!

Neoclassical Metal - 20-08-’12 23:14
ill yarn yo

>Ildjarn – Ildjarn

Haha, NOPE

ill yarn yo - 21-08-’12 00:42
hurrr write some more about hipsters

Compulsively listening to metal lowers your IQ. Wanna know why Dethklok was such a stupid show? Because metal is an inherently stupid genre.

hurrr write some more about hipsters - 21-08-’12 03:20
NocturvnalTerror

What an idiotic statement.

NocturvnalTerror - 21-08-’12 03:44
NocturvnalTerror

That reasoning is why certain people buy classical music for their babies, because the have some naive notion that music has a profound effect on intelligence.

NocturvnalTerror - 21-08-’12 03:53
there's a truth to stereotypes

They might be incorrect but once a child is old enough to actually perceive and understand music they end up much better off being interested in classical music than in metal. Notice how high-achieving students always play a classical instrument, while metal listeners end up like the ones in Heavy Metal Parking Lot?

there's a truth to stereotypes - 21-08-’12 06:28
NocturvnalTerror

“always play a classical instrument” and where, pray tell, did you happen to stumble across this information?

NocturvnalTerror - 21-08-’12 06:33
NocturvnalTerror

Besides the fact that I don’t believe in the concept of an “inherently stupid genre”, you seem to be making the assumption that society is largely an impartial meritocracy when it’s clearly not.

NocturvnalTerror - 21-08-’12 06:44
there's a truth to stereotypes

Nevermind me, I’m just the faggot Official Anal Mascot unwilling to find another site where to be an asshole; I’m always (and that is literally always) here, pretending to be better than ya’ll Aspies.

there's a truth to stereotypes - 21-08-’12 15:37
@ > guy, aka Anal Mascot, aka you're all Aspics guy, aka better put dat cock in my mouth

Fat compulsive masturbators that hate Prozak and the ANUS, trolling this site more often than they would like to admit.
How very stereotypical of you fag!

- “Compulsively listening to metal lowers your IQ”

Compulsivley posting moronic comments like the above for 3 years already is clearly a sign of a Superior Intellect!! ha hah ha hah hahaha ha hah ha hah hahaha ha hah ha hah hahaha…

fucking Anal Mascot he’s so funnyeh hur durr metul bad yall, me bettur yall bad!!

@ > guy, aka Anal Mascot, aka you're all Aspics guy, aka better put dat cock in my mouth - 21-08-’12 15:48
AN GUY

BEST GOTH ROCK BAND EVER!!

HAIL NIGGERS OF MERCY!!

AN GUY - 21-08-’12 16:44
Analrapist

Hi NocturvnalTerror I think ur a very cool guy! =)

@ ill yarn yo
U had to nitpick one name out of the bunch just to be a dick right?

Analrapist - 21-08-’12 17:09
nerp

http://www.blind-guardian.com/band/hansi-kursch/ Here’s an interesting observation: all the Blind Guardian members are married and with kids. In contrast, death/black metal band members either remain lifelong singles, are childless, turn out to be homosexuals, or end up offing themselves. Why do you continue to follow your pitiful idols and pied pipers into the abyss of self-destructive failure?

nerp - 21-08-’12 17:25
MYKINDAFUCKBAG

TITS
http://photoalbum24.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Jordan_Carver_wallpapers.jpg http://t.wallpaperweb.org/wallpaper/babes/1920×1080/Jordan_Carver.jpg

ET ARSCHE
http://www.crazyhoneys.com/galleries/jordan_carver_sunshine/jordan_carver_sunshine_009.jpg

HEIL DEUTSCH MOJAVE
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-m-l07WkOtJ4/T4we8t0tmlI/AAAAAAAADW8/G2nEGOR1dwI/s1600/hotgirlsandbigboobs.blogspot.com+-+Jordan_Carver+Boobs+(2).jpg

MYKINDAFUCKBAG - 21-08-’12 17:55
@ nerp the closet homo

hello faggot. i’ve seen you lurking in the men’s room. you are hungry for virile member and you will stop at nothing till you get it in your mouth and up your rectum. drunk truck driver ramming your ass has become your obsession. one of many. they all end up in fat meat pole plucking you senseless.

@ nerp the closet homo - 21-08-’12 18:06
@ the Anal Mascot reatrded emotionally constipated queer, faithful follower of the Anus site

- Why do you continue to follow your pitiful idols and pied pipers into the abyss of self-destructive failure?

=> Why do you continue to follow those with pitiful idols and pied pipers into the abyss of self-destructive failure?

Seems like you’re obsessed with those you belittle. Again faggot, why are you here? I’ll ask this question endlessly until you can answer it correctly and that will only occur when you’re no longer here to read it.

@ the Anal Mascot reatrded emotionally constipated queer, faithful follower of the Anus site - 21-08-’12 18:14
@ MYKINDAFUCKBAG

Nah! Her hips are too thin.

@ MYKINDAFUCKBAG - 21-08-’12 18:17
NocturvnalTerror

@NV I don’t follow anyone, much less musicians.

NocturvnalTerror - 21-08-’12 19:12
@@ MYKINDAFUCKBAG

Wow your an asshole.

@@ MYKINDAFUCKBAG - 21-08-’12 20:02
Mastodon guy

Wow I WANT your asshole.

Mastodon guy - 22-08-’12 00:45
@ buggurt

>WAAAAAH YOU’RE HURTING MY FEELINGS, Y U DO THIS, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

@ buggurt "Anal Mascot"-obsessed guy - 22-08-’12 04:01
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

There are plenty of guys in extreme metal that are married, but I guess you’ve conducted a wide survey in your spare time when you’re not servicing men.

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 22-08-’12 17:42
@ anal faggot always open for buttfucking

>WAAAAAH YOU’RE HURTING MY FEELINGS, Y U DO THIS, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

- seriously fag, why are u so obsessesd with sucking my dick?

@ anal faggot always open for buttfucking - 22-08-’12 19:01
forza romana

quote: >WAAAAAH YOU’RE HURTING MY FEELINGS, Y U DO THIS, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

on the contrary dude. we all consider YOUR feelings. we pity you. that’s why we tolerate you as our mascot. eventually you will get tired of your little game and move on to cross dressing…

forza romana - 23-08-’12 07:20
Advaitamax

For your boner needs.

Advaitamax - 23-08-’12 07:40
Travis

Why is the anal Mascot always thirsty for jizzum?

Travis - 23-08-’12 12:05
forza romana you're a disgrace to italy, go listen to rhapsody not this garbage

>aspies still not knowing that “>” implies a quote

forza romana you're a disgrace to italy, go listen to rhapsody not this garbage - 23-08-’12 12:35
My nationalist pony

My little hessian, my little hessian….

….Ahhhh ahhhh ahhh ahhh….

MY LITTLE HESSIAN!
I used to wonder what black/death metal could be
MY LITTLE HESSIAN!
Until Prozak shared it’s magic with me!

Big cocks,
Tones of reviews!
An anti-modern heart,
Faithful and strong
Sharing body fluids,
It’s an easy fee!
AND PROZAK MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE YEAH!

My little hessians,
Don’t you know your all my very best friends…

My nationalist pony - 23-08-’12 12:47
AVERSE SEFIRA = sexy alpha male truck stop shower black metal.

Sexy alpha male, Jeff Tandy, explains the secrets behind his awesomeness :

“This morning- we awoke in Palm Springs after fleeing the exterior of the LA sprawl and went to a truck stop to clean up. Showers actually hold a great deal of ritual significance for me, as they are meditative and allow me to readily acheive the alpha state. The hot water rushing over the top of my head creates a sense of doors opening in my mind, and my creative thinking is often at its peak in these moments. Many elements featured in our music and visuals were born in this sanctum, the place of white noise and warmth”

AVERSE SEFIRA = sexy alpha male truck stop shower black metal. - 23-08-’12 12:49
Jeff Tandy, a physically attractive hessian warrior of death, tell tales of his sexy adventures.

One unexpected consequence was being approached by a rather attractive girl who took my arm and began licking and sucking the spikes on my gauntlet. That was a new one for me, and I was so surprised that I didn’t quite know what to do. As she took a particularly sharp spine into her mouth I became alarmed and warned her to be careful. She snapped her head up with a fiery look and pulled me forward by my shirt. “You’re the one who needs to be careful,” she said with a lacivious snarl. She roughly clasped my head in both hands, pushed her body against me, pressed her forehead to mine and hissed, “Welcome to the Bible Belt, baby.” Then she walked away.

Jeff Tandy, a physically attractive hessian warrior of death, tell tales of his sexy adventures. - 23-08-’12 12:49
Anal Mascot you're a disgrace to humankind, go listen to your mom moan like a bitch

>aspies still not knowing that “>” implies a quote

> fucking anal mascot faggot still not knowing that he’s a fucking retarded imbecile with tiny penis

Anal Mascot you're a disgrace to humankind, go listen to your mom moan like a bitch - 23-08-’12 13:27
@ our faithful hater from whose ass cum's always drippin'

Boy is the anal Mascot pissed today! That’s funny. He’s always eager to make a fool of himself. GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

@ our faithful hater from whose ass cum's always drippin' - 23-08-’12 13:32
@ Anal > Mascot always ready to eat juicy cocks!!!!

- forza romana you’re a disgrace to italy, go listen to rhapsody not this garbage

LOL at the Anal Cocksucker who thinks forza romana is from Italy, as in the real Forza Romana!

Anal Faggot is obsessed with the Anis, Metul bad yo, go listen to Rapsody. Huurrr why them call me a moron yall??

@ Anal > Mascot always ready to eat juicy cocks!!!! - 23-08-’12 13:38
@JeffTandy
@JeffTandy - 23-08-’12 13:52
travis the faggot aka Anal Mascot's real boyfriend

Contrary to what the fans say, Sabbath did not invent heavy metal: Led Zeppelin did it on their debut album and perfected it on Led Zeppelin II before Sabbath even had time to record their own starting point.

And Black Sabbath weren’t nearly as good at their genre as Deep Purple who followed them – because Deep Purple showed the world the great possibilities of heavy metal as freed from the shackles of mysticism, Satanism, the occult and everything that Led Zep and Sabbath filled their riff-crazy machinery with.

On the contrary, Sabbath were playing on the brink of ‘blasphemous’ from the very beginning – starting from the name of the band and ending with hoardes of witches that were putting hexes on them every few months (funny enough, the band members were so afraid of it themselves that they started wearing crosses). If Led Zeppelin were the Godfathers of that miserable genre that calls itself ‘art metal’, then Black Sabbath were the primary inspiration for that even more miserable genre that calls itself ‘death metal’.

And the fact that bassist’s Geezer Butler’s lyrics were ultimately shallow, stupid, banal and even ridiculous, and, above all, were mostly directed against Satan (though it took some time to understand it), didn’t help: the music was so dreary and dark, and the band personalities so frightening, that even when they made the lyrics sound Christian they were still treated as a new, horrendous brand of anti-Christs.

travis the faggot aka Anal Mascot's real boyfriend - 23-08-’12 14:01
deep inside the Anal Mascot's anus

I like > guys’ butthole because it a place of love and warmth…

deep inside the Anal Mascot's anus - 23-08-’12 14:07
Vijay JuggaloHomie88

Led Zeppelin fucking sucks bro. You should listen to some real dark music like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i3tVEiZQWo

Vijay JuggaloHomie88 - 23-08-’12 14:08
Educated cultured guy who is superiror to most

The 80’s were way better for music and culture in general.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP_rIAkb_v8

Educated cultured guy who is superiror to most - 23-08-’12 15:43
I mean this in all sincerity. No trolling.

Averse Sefira is one of my favourite bands of all time.

I mean this in all sincerity. No trolling. - 23-08-’12 16:32
lol

Average Averse Sefira fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJLA_KuP7Ig

lol - 23-08-’12 16:42
In Flames Guy

Hey Anal Mascot!! Cum drippping from my dick, I’m about to explode open wide your mouth bitch!!

In Flames Guy - 23-08-’12 18:07
I hate the anus and suck cocks, my anus is for fucking

> Cum drippping from my dick

I’m there baby !!

I hate the anus and suck cocks, my anus is for fucking - 23-08-’12 18:10
dude who laughs in the face of fatalism, defeatism and passive nihilism

My Nationalist Pony: so crazy it just might fuckin’ work

dude who laughs in the face of fatalism, defeatism and passive nihilism - 23-08-’12 18:23
bestial butt-fucker of hipsters, vicious anal excavator of posers

Hello posers! I’ll be hanging with you guys for a while. PREPARE FOR WAR!!!

bestial butt-fucker of hipsters, vicious anal excavator of posers - 23-08-’12 18:23
Brett Stevens

In the same way, later black metal inverted its own quest formula. The original intention was to find beauty in darkness, as all metal attempts to, but even more to find it in the forbidding cold, the emptiness of death and the power of destruction and hatred. This made for great music in that it forced its musicians to confront what all humans fear and find triumph in the objects of those fears.

Post-1994, black metal ran out of topics as the first wave got exhausted. Like most popular music, theirs was a summary of discontents from their teenage years put into mythological form as only teenagers can do. With that gone, they needed a ten-year break to invent new topics and a new genre to carry them.

SOURCE: http://www.examiner.com/article/how-the-1990s-inverted-black-metal-and-what-we-have-now-is-an-empty-shell

Brett Stevens - 23-08-’12 18:59
SUCK

HIPSTERS.

http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html

SUCK - 23-08-’12 19:21
Butt Stevens

Source: who gives a fuck you dumb aspie, you’re completely wrong anyway.

Butt Stevens - 24-08-’12 02:01
hurr im a metal aspie i only listen to the blackest of black cocks

Aspies: The Dead End of Western Civilization

hurr im a metal aspie i only listen to the blackest of black cocks - 24-08-’12 02:09
NocturvnalTerror

My No Wave and Industrial/Noise CD’s say hi, NV. Also, my copy of Loveless asks, “how are you”?

NocturvnalTerror - 24-08-’12 05:59
Feminist Studies

Whenever a person attempts to describe a woman’s soul or her character, he inevitability uses words such as tender, acquiescent, and soft. These words merely describe her sexual organ. It is unavoidable to think of woman outside of the sexual sphere. Indeed a woman’s whole worth is found in her moist and pliable organ.

A woman is simply incapable of dignity, self-worth, virtue, or morality. She is a beast, and behind women’s universal narcissism is self-hatred. They externalize their penis-envy through hatred of men and all things masculine.

The misogynist is mistaken. He views women through the lens of masculinity and expects women to act like men — with dignity and righteousness but a woman does not possess moral agency anymore than the beasts of the field. She is not immoral but amoral.

Today the lines are blurred and what once men knew about women they have forgotten. When a man finally understands the truth about women he will begin to view them as a different species, similar to the monkeys or beasts of burden.

Feminist Studies - 24-08-’12 11:36
Confessions of the Anal Mascot , aka > Guy who thinks In Flames is good

- hurr im a metal aspie i only listen to the blackest of black cocks”

Really? Wow! See? I knew you were gay man. Why else would you be here if not cruising for Hessian Penis?

Confessions of the Anal Mascot , aka > Guy who thinks In Flames is good - 24-08-’12 12:10
see how easy is to argue with retarded hipster fuckboys?

- “who gives a fuck you dumb aspie, you’re completely wrong anyway”

- Everyone gives a fuck you dumb hipster. I’m completely correct anyway

see how easy is to argue with retarded hipster fuckboys? - 24-08-’12 12:14
@ > guy the dumb hipster

Hi Negru Voda! I’ve heard ur anus is a place of Love and Warmth? Care to share it?

@ > guy the dumb hipster - 24-08-’12 12:17
go back to eating feces u dumb faggot!

hurr im a metal hipster i only listen to the gayest of rock cocks, like InFlames and Rhapsody of gaynesss.

go back to eating feces u dumb faggot! - 24-08-’12 12:20
ture

my life sucks and I want to die!!

ture - 25-08-’12 00:34
On the other hand, no one needs to ask how you are an idiot

How am I a hipster? How are Rhapsody and In Flames even liked by hipsters? You create a lot of wrong fantasies dwelling in your base.ment all day, you should get in touch with reality again – but then again, if you did, you wouldn’t be listening to xtreem growly anger metal.

On the other hand, no one needs to ask how you are an idiot - 25-08-’12 03:23
hurrrr im a metal aspie I listen to tru obscure musix for little kids

- Really? Wow! See? I knew you were gay man. Why else would you be here if not cruising for Hessian Penis?”

Really? Wow! See? I knew you were an autist. Why else would you be misinterpret everything I say literally, oblivious to sarcasm?

hurrrr im a metal aspie I listen to tru obscure musix for little kids - 25-08-’12 03:26
NocturvnalTerror

“xtreme growly anger metal” loled. Still play Blasphemy side by side with 40 Watt Sun, tho.

NocturvnalTerror - 25-08-’12 03:27
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

Alone I stand before you
O father of the sky
The open steppe, beneath my feet
As far as falcons fly

Come hear my savage spirit
Echo past the unmarked graves
Of those who stand against us
Of those who seek to make us slaves
To you, I pray

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 25-08-’12 09:31
lol christfaggot midget

>praying to a god

lol christfaggot midget - 25-08-’12 17:54
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

It’s Ares you faggot. STOP CALLING ME A MIDGET.

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 25-08-’12 18:15
@ Anal Faggot cruising for fat meat as usual

- Really? Wow! See? I knew you were gay man. Why else would you be here if not cruising for Hessian Penis?”

Really? Wow! See? I knew you were an autist. Why else would you be misinterpret everything I say literally, oblivious to sarcasm?

- Really? Wow! See? I knew you were an autist. Why else would you be misinterpret everything I say literally, oblivious to sarcasm? I didn’t see? Go sit on your mom’s dick!

@ Anal Faggot cruising for fat meat as usual - 25-08-’12 19:15
@ self-contradicting, self-hating Jew ego-maniac Rentboy

- How am I a hipster?
The same way I’m an aspie.

- How are Rhapsody and In Flames even liked by hipsters?
You mean besides their gayness?

- You create a lot of wrong fantasies dwelling in your base.ment all day, you should get in touch with reality again
Look who’s talking! The whining faggot obsessed with rabidly barking at stereotypes that only exist in your mind. Aspies, death metallers, Prozak readers are all, in reality, only stereotypical projections of your mind; and in reality, they serve only one purpose which is whatever pathological need you satisfy by keeping them alive in your queer mind and habitually coming back, time and time again for years now, to post comments about it. Come on faggot, you may be queer but you’re not stupid. Prozak, Anus and its readers, death metallers are not a threat to anybody. Yet you’ve created this fantasy world where you need to come here and deliver us the truth with your sarcastic faggotery. Like I’ve told you before, nobody would mind if you did it in a funny way because in all honesty, you’re getting pretty fucking boring.

– but then again, if you did, you wouldn’t be listening to xtreem growly anger metal.
We get it faggot, you’re prejudiced against death/black metal and of course, you’re the only bearer of Truth. All I can say is this:
You create a lot of wrong fantasies dwelling in your base.ment all day, you should get in touch with reality again

@ self-contradicting, self-hating Jew ego-maniac Rentboy - 25-08-’12 19:16
in Flames is gay shit for clueless posers

nevermind the aAnal Mascot, he’s prejudiced gainst all types of Metal,,, and if he likes metal it probably is the hipster faggit shit that would get bashed here at the Anuz… and yezz, he’s obviously gay.

in Flames is gay shit for clueless posers - 25-08-’12 19:50
AN GUY

MR EDWARD FINCH IS PENIS YOUR FAVORITE DISH>>??

AN GUY - 26-08-’12 00:01
agree with Feminist Studies

misogyny is wrong because it gives women too much credit

agree with Feminist Studies - 26-08-’12 11:29
that sounds good, get my anus bashed by cocks hard as metal

> get bashed here at the Anuz

that sounds good, get my anus bashed by cocks hard as metal - 26-08-’12 11:47
Crunk Whale Misery

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp8wJSndyd4

skip to 0:35 to hear a good Burzum riff. An epic and timeless composition!

Crunk Whale Misery - 26-08-’12 12:30
serious questionigger

I think the real question here is what does Prozak look like? And more importantly what does he look like naked?

serious questionigger - 26-08-’12 13:32
AGREE WITH aNAL sTUDIES

Misogyny is delicious

AGREE WITH aNAL sTUDIES - 26-08-’12 14:17
Gary Frotmeister

Well,, in that case suckings for all them penises! Here is a file I uoloaded for everyone to check it ou: it’s White Zombie

https://rapidshare.com/#!download|830p3|362112786|White_Zombie-La_Sexorcisto_Devil_Music_Vol_1-1992-mwnd_int.rar|107367|0|0

Gary Frotmeister - 26-08-’12 15:37
lol

>implying death metal nerds don’t have assburgers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7vOXTBPeg#t=16m30s

lol "neoclassical" my ass - 26-08-’12 23:39
physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

FUKKK man, still don;t habe an date.

never phoned dat chick whos # I got

fukk

physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 27-08-’12 00:38
NocturvnalTerror

I’m seriously concerned about NV’s mental health.

NocturvnalTerror - 27-08-’12 00:41
physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

saw a cute short hipster ish looking chick with a feminie demine “jacket” and a motorhead and fugazi patch. She was with a tall blond NORMAL guy with a goofy hat.

DEY TURK R WEMENZ!!

Maybe I should cut my fucken’ hair n shit….

physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 27-08-’12 00:55
aspics...

>How to be a fucking aspic:

>don’t do or change anything, if you are here reading this site, you ARE an aspic.

aspics... - 27-08-’12 09:29
poor self-contradicting Anal Mascot I really pity that queer fool...

>don’t do or change anything, if you are here reading this site, you ARE an aspic.

- Well faggot, YOU are here reading this site and posting comments on a daily basis, then you are an aspic too!!

poor self-contradicting Anal Mascot I really pity that queer fool... - 27-08-’12 14:25
InFlames da shit cuz Anis says it's pentatonic rock

>implying death metal nerds don’t have assburgers

>implying fag metal hipsters don’t have aids

InFlames da shit cuz Anis says it's pentatonic rock - 27-08-’12 14:29
seriously, doesn't the Anal Mascot seem angrier each day?

- How am I a hipster?
The same way I’m an aspie.

- How are Rhapsody and In Flames even liked by hipsters?
You mean besides their gayness?

- You create a lot of wrong fantasies dwelling in your base.ment all day, you should get in touch with reality again
Look who’s talking! The whining faggot obsessed with rabidly barking at stereotypes that only exist in your mind. Aspies, death metallers, Prozak readers are all, in reality, only stereotypical projections of your mind; and in reality, they serve only one purpose which is whatever pathological need you satisfy by keeping them alive in your queer mind and habitually coming back, time and time again for years now, to post comments about it. Come on faggot, you may be queer but you’re not stupid. Prozak, Anus and its readers, death metallers are not a threat to anybody. Yet you’ve created this fantasy world where you need to come here and deliver us the truth with your sarcastic faggotery. Like I’ve told you before, nobody would mind if you did it in a funny way because in all honesty, you’re getting pretty fucking boring.

– but then again, if you did, you wouldn’t be listening to xtreem growly anger metal.
We get it faggot, you’re prejudiced against death/black metal and of course, you’re the only bearer of Truth. All I can say is this:
You create a lot of wrong fantasies dwelling in your base.ment all day, you should get in touch with reality again

seriously, doesn't the Anal Mascot seem angrier each day? - 27-08-’12 14:32
Death Metal rules!

- I’m seriously concerned about NV’s mental health.

No kidding man, it’s like he’s having his period or his boyfriend’s not buttfucking him enuff.

Death Metal rules! - 27-08-’12 14:42
Neoclassical Death Metaller

Mr. Stevens,

You must disabuse yourself of the radical liberationist’s definition of “white Supremacy.”

A does not equal B.

White Supremacy does not equal white degeneracy. This is the radical liberal’s formulation. It is a self-evident fallacy. To embrace this “equalization,” one must literally believe that Supremacy equals degeneracy.

Probe deep into that monstrously diabolical deception.

So much in your writings indicate an intimate understanding of radical liberation and its inherent destructiveness.

So if you are a healthy-minded white man, i.e., an illiberal white man (I am assuming you are) then you are a “white supremacist” (read: racist, sexist, homophobe, hater, bigot, etc.) whether you acknowledge this or not.

You may deny the identity, but you cannot deny the perception held by the radical liberal. And you cannot deny what the radical liberationist is seeking to destroy. YOU, of course! Healthy-minded white man.

Your beliefs has you standing outside of the liberal paradigm. You reek of exclusion, separation and segregation. You seem to be attempting to transcend your fellow liberal. This is not tolerable. This won’t be accepted by the radical liberationists all around you.

Do you BELIEVE in objective Supremacy or not?

Or, are you simply self-confined to a liberal paradigm which renders all notions of “supremacy” as subjectively absurd and sets us all on a path towards total “equalization?”

Neoclassical Death Metaller - 27-08-’12 15:16
tiny hobbit

the analmascot is a stoopid loser!

tiny hobbit - 28-08-’12 12:03
my early days by: the official Anal Mascot

I remember my first In Flames concert. In the beginning, it was all about how cute the players looked. I was dozing off when they started to play and I slowly began to realize that I was being fucked in the ass.

Then I stumbled upon this Anus site that threatened all I believed in. I was so angry that this site focused on a so called philosophical angle instead on how well hung some band members are.

I swore to myself I would have my revenge!

my early days by: the official Anal Mascot - 28-08-’12 12:38
the best Opeth song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KULMLT26a8

the best Opeth song - 28-08-’12 13:14
the best Opeth song

All my fellow homosexuals in da house say ohh oh yeahhh

the best Opeth song - 28-08-’12 14:21
Levy_Spearmen

Hey, faggit! Sorry I missed your ass whoopin just 20 minutes ago.

Levy_Spearmen - 28-08-’12 14:32
Levy_Spearmen

Disregard my last comment i’m a Jew.

Levy_Spearmen - 28-08-’12 18:35
Levy_Spearmen

Disregard my last comment i’m an Awesome.

Levy_Spearmen - 28-08-’12 22:16
Levy_Spearmen

Disregard my last comment my father is a homosexual midget.

Levy_Spearmen - 29-08-’12 00:28
aspics are cool only if they fuck me in the ass

> my father is a homosexual midget.

Mine too! How exciting Levy! I wanna meet your dad and give him fellatio.

aspics are cool only if they fuck me in the ass - 29-08-’12 07:40
Dragonforce fan

When in the act of masturbation, is it the penis fucking the hand or the hand fucking the penis?

Dragonforce fan - 29-08-’12 12:22
Levy_Spearmen

Weell, is there hip thrusting involved?

Levy_Spearmen - 29-08-’12 13:48
True Aspic Warrior With A Gentle Soul

I have loved many women in my life but it feels strange and awkward when they love me back. When a woman loves me back I lose interest and I move on to the next woman. I’ve never been in a relationship and I doubt it’s for me. I just want to love a woman from a distance, write poems for her but never tell her my feelings, stuff like that. I’ll jerk off while thinking about her hot tits but I could never actually fuck her because that would ruin the mystique. This is the only way I’m capable of loving a woman. I will never have a girlfriend but I’m happier this way.

True Aspic Warrior With A Gentle Soul - 29-08-’12 13:59
Levy_Spearmen

Your a fucking weirdo.

Levy_Spearmen - 29-08-’12 14:12
truth

How to recognize faggots:

He has a swastika tattoo because he’s a nazi. This person is a faggot.

He has a swastika tattoo but he claims he’s not nazi, he says the swastika is an ancient symbol that has a positive meaning. This person is an ultra faggot.

truth - 29-08-’12 14:54
Levy_Spearmen

I have a small swastika tattoo on my buttcheek. What does that mean?

Levy_Spearmen - 29-08-’12 14:58
@ Levy_Spearmen

That means I’m gunna ramm ur asshole with all my might!!! Open wide I’m cu,,in’ inside!!! Wooooopp

@ Levy_Spearmen - 29-08-’12 16:46
@ truth the eater of cum

How to recognize faggots:

He doesn’t have a swastika tattoo he claims he’s not nazi, he posts comments about people that might have a swastika as an ancient symbol that has a positive meaning.

This person is an ultra mega faggot. and he’s also gay.

@ truth the eater of cum - 29-08-’12 16:50
True HIPSTER Warrior With A Gentle ASS

I have loved many GAY MEN in my life but it feels strange and awkward when they love me back. When GAY MEN loves me back I lose interest and I move on to the next GAY MEN. I’ve never been in a relationship and I doubt it’s for me. I just want to love GAY MEN from a distance, write poems for him but never tell him my feelings, stuff like that. I’ll jerk off while thinking about HIS HOT COCK but I could never actually fuck HIM because that would ruin the mystique. This is the only way I’m capable of loving GAY MEN. I will never have a BOYFRIEND but I’m happier this way.

True HIPSTER Warrior With A Gentle ASS - 29-08-’12 16:53
HAHA

FAG

HAHA - 29-08-’12 16:58
Rhapsody Guy

All this talk of GAY MEN made me wanna go watch In Flames videos on YouTube!

Rhapsody Guy - 29-08-’12 16:59
Anal Mascot famous Quotes

“you’re all aspics!”

“assburgers!!!”

“my buttholes’s on fire I need fat cock now!!”

Anal Mascot famous Quotes - 29-08-’12 17:01
Thunder Heessian

I shall kill all hipsters with my sword of omens! Slay them all, kill them now!!

Thunder Heessian - 29-08-’12 19:48
PROUD TO BE A HESSIAN

Hessians, or metalheads, heshers, threshers, bangers and headbangers, is a term used to refer to those who are not only fans of heavy metal music but incorporate its values, imagery and outlook into their personal lives.

“It’s a culture like any other,” said Israel. “Just because you weren’t born into it but found it later doesn’t make it any less legitimate than being French, Inuit, Maori, Jewish or a Wall Street economist.”

http://www.deathmetal.org/

PROUD TO BE A HESSIAN - 29-08-’12 20:20
lol metal nerds

Uh-huh. Sure, just like “gay”, “furry”, “trans-gendered” and “otaku” is a culture.

lol metal nerds - 30-08-’12 01:39
Deal with it.

Liking death/black metal & all edgy teenager music = a sign of emotional immaturity.

Deal with it. - 30-08-’12 03:44
Name

The only thing worse than liking it is also being an aspic about it.

Name - 30-08-’12 03:44
NocturvnalTerror

“edgy teenager music” … I wonder what NV thinks of John Cage?

NocturvnalTerror - 30-08-’12 04:08
lol faggit cunt

Uh-uh, pplllooprooooorp!

lol faggit cunt - 30-08-’12 07:23
@ Deal with it. the self-hating homosexual retard

- Liking death/black metal & all edgy teenager music = a sign of emotional immaturity

Considering your opinion as the only and absolute truth = a sign of emotional immaturity

– The only thing worse than liking it is also being an aspic about it.

You need to BE one to know one. Being obsessed with “aspics” in Metal is a sign of aspic behavior, except that you are being aspic about others being aspic about Metal.

@ Deal with it. the self-hating homosexual retard - 30-08-’12 07:52
TRANSLATOR GUY

@ lol metal nerds

Uh-huh. Sure, just like “gay”, “furry”, “trans-gendered” and “otaku” is a culture.

TRANSLATION:
Being gay is not a culture, it’s a life style and a right! I know because it’s my God given right to lick a man’s penis as if it were an ice cream cone. I hate Metal and nerds cuz these are the people that make me feel like I’m a weirdo for enjoying the taste of feces.

TRANSLATOR GUY - 30-08-’12 08:03
PARADOX GUY

“Liking death/black metal & all edgy teenager music = a sign of emotional immaturity”

I’m soo mature I hate immaturity!
To consider Metal relevant in any way is a sign of immaturity.
I’m so mature I believe hating Metal is relevant.

Some would consider hating something I deem irrelevant is a sign of immaturity but I don’t want to see that because that would mean I’m no better than that which I hate which in turn would mean I hate myself!

PARADOX GUY - 30-08-’12 08:20
Humanicide

^ Ha hah Anal mascot owned!!

Humanicide - 30-08-’12 08:30
people who have swastika tattoos and say it's a positive symbol are fucking gay

http://www.freewebs.com/manwomans/savetheswastika.htm

people who have swastika tattoos and say it's a positive symbol are fucking gay - 30-08-’12 16:24
tattooed person

I got a swastika tattoo once and I got HIV because the tattoo artist didn’t use a clean needle. I was still a virgin at the time so I was shocked when I found out. But I’m ok with it now because I became an In Flames fan and I’m much happier now!

tattooed person - 30-08-’12 16:31
@ butthurt Jew

people who post comments about people who have swastika tattoos and say it’s a positive symbol are fucking gay

@ butthurt Jew - 30-08-’12 18:19
EXCITED GUY

WOW!!!!! THOSE SWASTIKAS ARE SOOOO COOOOLL COOL, I’M GETTING ONE RIGHT NOW!!! THANKS MAN!!!!

EXCITED GUY - 30-08-’12 18:23
R.I.P ANUS

ANUS THEN:

“I want a civilization that is not afraid of life itself. I want a civilization that overcomes its fear of falling so much that it is willing to don wings and fly, and is able to by light of having a better forward positive goal, throw out the negativity of the past — and even abandon those who suffer who cannot be helped. I want a civilization that ignores the dying retarded child so it can urge the healthy children on to something better. I want a civilization that finds farts funny, that isn’t afraid of its own absurdity, and also is not worried about the censure and judgments of those who are not actively making great things.”

ANUS NOW:

Be cool! Stay in school!
Drugs are bad!
Respect your parents!

R.I.P ANUS - 30-08-’12 21:20
Leaders not followers? What a joke

ANUS THEN:

Good articles, adult posters on the forum, unfortunately Prozak has some obsession with posting stupid shit on other boards, something which he calls “trolling”

ANUS NOW:

Crappy articles, a bunch of children on the forum, the reputation of anus.com completely destroyed because of Prozak’s “trolling”

Leaders not followers? What a joke - 31-08-’12 01:45
anus: edgy 2 that max xD

ANUS THEN:

“hurr poop jokes chuck schuldiner was gay altar of unholy blasphemy |

ANUS NOW:

“hurr poop jokes should I go to church?”

anus: edgy 2 that max xD - 31-08-’12 07:03
@ anus: edgy 2 that max xD

HATERS THEN:
Asshole Bastard! You fucking elitist morons, who are you to say my band sucks?

HATERS NOW:
Assburgers! You fucking Aspic morons, who are you to say my band sucks (and be right tme and time again)?

@ anus: edgy 2 that max xD - 31-08-’12 10:19
TRANSLATOR GUY

@ “Leaders not followers? What a joke”

TRANSLATION:
See? I always hated you when you made me feel inadequate or inferior, even if I was just projecting my fears. I hated you oh so dearly, not because you were leaders but because kept trying. After all those years, I’m still here and I’m still hating you! Asshole basterds!

TRANSLATOR GUY - 31-08-’12 10:28
@ TRANSLATOR GAY

Nice strawman there. You’re really proving that anus has evolved into something better by posting that.

Cry more for me, please. I can picture you in my mind right now crying swastika tattoos from your eyes. It’s hilarious.

@ TRANSLATOR GAY - 31-08-’12 14:05
Am I a bisexual, homosexual or a faggot?

For most of my life I have been bisexual, I haven’t given sexuality much thought over that past couple years but I believe my sexual knowledge has grown. Now it’s clear to me when sexuality is referring to ass or vaginas, they are speaking of metaphysical orgies.

It’s obvious there are metaphysical orgies that rule the universe, but why call it bisexual? Doesn’t that simply create confusion and lead people to apply heterosexual characteristics to something that is not heterosexual or even normal (as we are told)? It’s laughable when people tell me they’re bisexual, join metaphysical orgies, and have heterosexual emotions such as pride, faithfulness, and eternal bonds. The idea of a bisexual vagina/ass afterparty is even more absurd.

I like dildos and rituals, no true faggot doesn’t, but is bisexuality merely homosexuality with added rituals and dildos? It would appear this way to me. If thats indeed the case, why not stick to homosexuality and leave the slutty skanks for the heterosexuals? Come to think of it, maybe slutty skanks should be a camouflage for covert homosexuals to disguise their faggotry in a metaphorical and cunning way?

A related theory of mine, perhaps vibrators are tools to direct a given culture to certain goals?

Am I a bisexual, homosexual or a faggot? - 31-08-’12 14:25
BEST ROCK ALBUM EVER!

Soft Machine – Third
http://depositfiles.com/files/81cwovl13

BEST ROCK ALBUM EVER! - 31-08-’12 15:19
@ Soft Penis

It actually kind of sucks. I don’t like jazz and other niggertry. I prefer Fairport Convention, Gentle Giant, Malicorne, I could go on.

@ Soft Penis - 31-08-’12 15:23
Name

>I can picture you in my mind right now crying swastika tattoos from your eyes. It’s hilarious.
>TRANSLATOR GAY

I lol’d.

Name - 31-08-’12 15:24
@ lame wannabe as edgy as the anal mascot

+ Nice strawman there. You’re really proving that anus has evolved into something better by posting that.

hAH HA faggot, you know what self contradicting cum eater? I’ll respond to that with this: You’re really proving that anus has evolved into something WORSE by posting that.

+ Cry more for me, please. I can picture you in my mind right now crying swastika tattoos from your eyes. It’s hilarious.

What? Seriously fag, you make me miss the Anal Mascot’s hatin´, at least he’s not so fucking lame! But hey, thanks for trying, and yeah, we already knew you can picture guys in your mind.

@ lame wannabe as edgy as the anal mascot - 31-08-’12 15:30
Soft

Do you like Elp? Caravan, Lucifers Friend?

Soft - 31-08-’12 15:36
lol no you don't get my name

>all the aspies in full force on a Friday night

Why am I not surprised.

lol no you don't get my name - 31-08-’12 15:46
King Crunkson

Can’t really say, don’t really remember ELP and never listened to Caravan and Lucifers Friend. Should I?

King Crunkson - 31-08-’12 15:47
Translator Guy

just listening to Fairport Convention – Full House and it’s pretty cool! Reminds me of a band named Steely pan or something like that. Which is their best album? Liege n Lief?

Translator Guy - 31-08-’12 16:26
@ aspic anal mascot faggin on aFriday night

>all the aspies in full force on a Friday night

Why am I not surprised.

Well, you don’t get to be surprised because you’re ALSO here you stupid faggoth!

Hahaha , have a good weekend man, catch you later.

@ aspic anal mascot faggin on aFriday night - 31-08-’12 16:33
soft penis

Caravan – In the Land of Grey and Pink

http://www.mediafire.com/?1yfwnknrhtm
http://www.mediafire.com/?jbavoaier4d

soft penis - 31-08-’12 16:43
@Am I a bisexual, homosexual or a faggot?

LOL when i saw that post I just knew someone would strike….

@Am I a bisexual, homosexual or a faggot? - 31-08-’12 16:44
Physically attractive hessian who is now spam blocked (fuk!)

>go to work
>female co worker smacks my bum because she is so turned on by me
>just another day in the life

Physically attractive hessian who is now spam blocked (fuk!) - 31-08-’12 16:47
Fairport Convention fan

Best Fairport is Liege and Lief yes. Sandy Denny’s voice is godly. After that I like Babbacombe Lee a lot (it’s a concept album) but it doesn’t have her on it. I like Unhalfbricking too even though it’s much less folky, it’s the album before Liege and Lief with Sandy Denny. Tbh I’m just discovering the band now too.

Fairport Convention fan - 31-08-’12 17:05
Sak Noel

Great music, great party! New single out soon, sorry for the delay!

Sak Noel - 31-08-’12 20:14
SAK NOEL FAN # 1!!!!!!!

LOL YAY SAK NOEL!!!! SAK NOEL #1 LOL YAY!!!

SAK NOEL FAN # 1!!!!!!! - 31-08-’12 23:51
Serious bisexual

I love a good dick now and again!

Serious bisexual - 31-08-’12 23:56
faggo gayfag

Yar, ahaoy thar butt pirates! Me name be Qurro mac hungo!

faggo gayfag - 01-09-’12 01:14
Fairport Convention fan

•True metal has an eternal, impersonal, epic and mythological perspective. It is not songs of protest about the misery of life. It is songs of war, of triumph, of things that escape our neat categories of good and evil, whether gore/disease or occultism. It is lawless and organic, inhuman and vast.

•Hipster metal has a human, personal, moral and emotional perspective. It is like most of rock music protest songs against oppression and misery. It does not glorify the lawlessness, but the imposition of moral categories and personal emotions that limit the natural world beyond humans.

Fairport Convention fan - 01-09-’12 13:05
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/

HOW THE JEWS ARE DESTROYING OUR WHITE RACE
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/ - 01-09-’12 13:14
@ Fairport Convention fan

That’s completely wrong. Your definition of “true metal” is inverted. True metal (IE Power Metal, Folk Metal, Speed Metal, Heavy Metal), projects glory, triumph, positive energy and the Vir. Black/death metal projects only negativity and degeneracy, the basest of human thoughts and sensations. Trying to be an apologist for meaningless stupidity like gore and occultism in extreme metal does not work because that music is not that thought through as to have an embedded message (I know, I’ve spoken with the artists), it has to be taken for what it is at face value. In reality it is the Jews that are destroying the White Race and corrupting white children with black and death metal music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdpkCkFOG5Q

@ Fairport Convention fan - 01-09-’12 17:28
@ Dr William Pierce

>typical boring rock song, verse-chorus-verse structure, lyrics are about how diversity will make the world a better place.
>nazi reaction: omg jews! this is degenerate music! this is destroying our children!

>typical boring rock song, verse-chorus-verse structure, lyrics are about how a white revolution will make the world a better place.
>nazi reaction: omg aryans! this is good music! this will heal and guide our children!

>typical death metal song, not verse-chorus-verse structure, lyrics are about transcending human values and becoming more powerful.
>nazi reaction: omg jews! this is degenerate music! this is destroying our children!

@ Dr William Pierce - 02-09-’12 08:29
Jethro Tull

>lyrics are about transcending human values and becoming more powerful

lol what. Please provide examples, and even if you do find one, the music does not match. Trying to skirt around the fact that death metal IS degenerate music and presenting it as some noble, spiritual essence is absurd.

Enjoy your multi-culti black music Suffocation style bands. Death metal = globalism, trying to get all cultures to adopt the same Jew-promoted American “metal” mud culture and sound. Up until 1994 Death Metal was the Jews’ darling with Morbid Angel and Carcass even getting signed to Time-Warner. Then Headbanger’s Ball got canceled, Prozak got butthurt and created this site, correctly linking the downfall of death metal to the Jews but not realizing that JEWS HAD MADE IT RISE IN THE FIRST PLACE (even direclty, e.g. Schuldiner).

>not verse-chorus-verse structure

This is not unique to death metal.

Jethro Tull - 02-09-’12 09:11
Serious Questioner

“It is songs of war, of triumph, of things that escape our neat categories of good and evil, whether gore/disease or occultism.”

OK, examples? How do you express triumph through gore, disease and occultism? None of the Top 10 albums on this site express what you are talking about.

Serious Questioner - 02-09-’12 09:50
@ Jethro Tull aka anal faggot

I’m just trying to surpass the 350 comment mark of the old blog post ok?
And the only way to do that is by baiting you to keep posting since you and me are the only ones here anyway. Truth.

@ Jethro Tull aka anal faggot - 02-09-’12 11:50
Jethro

Yeah that is true.

Jethro - 02-09-’12 11:51
same dude

Lemme go get another one:
In addition, there are musical differences. True metal is about knitting riffs together into a labyrinth of thought; hipster metal is about using “cool” metal riffs in rock-style songs, which keep returning to a state of balance centered on the listener. True metal takes you away from yourself. Hipster metal panders to you.

The most important of the hipster metal bands, like Gojira and Mastodon, are indistinguishable from rock music if you take away the distortion. True metal sounds like metal even if you play it on the fruitiest of fruity Casio keyboards.

——
Anyway, I love Jethro Tull, specially Thick as a Brick.

same dude - 02-09-’12 11:54
Jethro Told

Oh Jesus I just realized these are just prozak quotes. I was responding to someone who doesn’t even exist.

Jethro Told - 02-09-’12 11:56
Deli Cummings

Would you say that “Zheul” bands like Magma (Mekanik Destrüctiv), Eider Stellaire, Eskaton, Weidorje are also tooo niggertry?

Zheul to me is nothing but a sort of jazz rock hybrid with in a rock opera format.

Deli Cummings - 02-09-’12 11:59
> gay

hahahahhahah ahahahh ahhah ANAL MASCOT GOT PAWNED!!! HAHAHAHAHAH

> gay - 02-09-’12 12:00
AN GAY

LOL anal mascot is such a faggot

AN GAY - 02-09-’12 22:47
neguru_voda the fag = hypocrite

So anal mascot guy, what the fuck is you with you and old In Flames? Those albums have SCRAMMING/HARSH vocals which I thought you were vehemently against.

neguru_voda the fag = hypocrite - 02-09-’12 22:49
lol aspics

>So anal mascot guy, what the fuck is you with you and old In Flames?

well i wouldn’t know since I’m a beliver in Jesus the Christ Lord and white Supremacy.

lol aspics - 03-09-’12 07:49
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

God tier

Post Keynesian, Neo-Ricardian, Institutionalists

Great tier

Classical

Bleh tier

Marshallian Neoclassical, Lachmann Austrian, Hayekian Austrianism

Shit tier

Vulgar Keynesianism (Neo-Keynesianism, New Keynesianism), Marxist, New Classical (Chicago), Misean or Rothbard Austrianism, neo-Walrasian

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 03-09-’12 10:18
Levy_Spearmen

Jelcome too my houz ov pain!

Levy_Spearmen - 03-09-’12 11:54
Queero Mc Hungo

I summon y’all youngin’s of the Anus, to come forthwith bearing yer erected tools of anal delight
with none other than voluptuous pride!

Heed my call oh vicious catamites! Let me see yer tools hangin’ from behind as you bow to offer
yer cuntlets. Let our sacred rituals begin.

I, perpetrator of flesh!
I, omnipotent infiltrator!

I, courier of unending rivers of white seed!
I, deliverer of majestic anal ecstasy!

Queero Mc Hungo - 03-09-’12 16:27
NocturvnalTerror

Hi Levy can I slip my tongue deep deep inside your anus?

NocturvnalTerror - 03-09-’12 16:32
Humanicide

Having reviewed the thread, baby Jesus is most definitely weeping at this point.

Humanicide - 03-09-’12 16:47
Relapse Records

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpWq673Fh6s

HOODED MENACE – “Evoken Vulgarity” taken from ‘Effigies of Evil’ coming Sept.11th on CD/2xLP/2xLP + 7”/Digital via Relapse Records.

http://www.facebook.com/HoodedMenace
http://hoodedmenace.bandcamp.com/
http://www.myspace.com/hoodedmenace

http://www.Relapse.com‬
‪http://www.facebook.com/RelapseRecords‬
‪http://www.relapserecords.bandcamp.com

Relapse Records - 03-09-’12 17:03
Anus Tribesman

ALL HAIL QUEERO MAC HUNGO THE ANUSIAN GOD OF DEATH
RID US OF OUR HUMAN WASTE CLEANSE OUR EARTHLY LIVES!

Anus Tribesman - 03-09-’12 17:40
NEWS FLASHER

POTATOES AND BLUEBERRIES TOTALLY REMINDS ME OF PANCAKES AND BLUEBERRIES. EAT IT NOW! DON“T FORGET THE BUTTER!

NEWS FLASHER - 03-09-’12 19:07
ANUSians

We are those who look down from the tight rope, gulp, and continue on anyway with knowledge of the mortality beneath

ANUSians - 03-09-’12 19:21
@ ANUSians

When u say gulp do u mean ur swallowing cum?

@ ANUSians - 03-09-’12 19:34
Conservationist

I have owned Sonic Youth albums in the past, and think more highly than average of them than of your regular ol’ rock band. Nonetheless, what Thurston Moore does is create indie rock, and indie rock is incompatible with metal.

There are many things in this world, but few are unique. Metal is a truly unique perspective. Outsiders see in it only rebellion and taboo-breaking. Inside, it’s more complex.

When you replace unique things with hybrids of the norm and that unique thing, you destroy the uniqueness and replace it with conformity.

Indie rock is still rock music. Much as the music of 1968 was rebellious in its day, but now is mainstream enough to show up in blue chip commercials, the indie rock of the 1990s is mainstream at this point.

That isn’t an insult or a moral judgment, but a fact of history.
Do you want to be assimilated into the same stuff as everything else, or keep a unique viewpoint that because it is not the same, may have a perspective others

Conservationist - 03-09-’12 19:45
Rage. Rage against the dying light (inversion).

just a news flash dudes:

all the anal reveiws have been moved to DM .org.

It is only a matter of time before the DLA is shut down for good.

And with that, our glorious tradition of blogpostrollling shall be lost.

Rage. Rage against the dying light (inversion). - 03-09-’12 23:07
Physically attractive hessian who is now spam blocked (fuk!)

fuk yeah, finaly a comphresnive guide on atrakkting woemn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIqFrbgBEQY

Physically attractive hessian who is now spam blocked (fuk!) - 03-09-’12 23:32
nignog

“We are those who look down from the tight rope, gulp, and continue on anyway with knowledge of the mortality beneath”

Yeah, you and every other person on Earth.

HURRR I ACCEPT DEATH” So edgy. Welcome to being 4 years old. Grow up, faggot.

nignog - 04-09-’12 00:26
@ nignog

dON’T LIVE EMBITTERED DOOD, LIVE EMBUTTERED, AS IN WITH YOUR BUTTHOLE SMEARED IN BUTTER!!! YOU KNOW WHAT CUMS NEXT

@ nignog - 04-09-’12 07:40
Sandy Denny

>“HURRR I ACCEPT DEATH” So edgy. Welcome to being 4 years old.

Why would dat be edgy?? its actually stoopid, so ur a moron 4 thinkin dats edgy!!! What are u 4 yrs old again??? No wonder u wanna befriend dat moron!!! U idiot savant!!

Sandy Denny - 04-09-’12 07:51
tranny detector

Guys , guys leave Nignog alone, he seems to be a nice, sweet friendly tranny. An adorable creature albeit a tad confused. Let’s show him some Anal hospitality.

tranny detector - 04-09-’12 08:25
biCurious George

heY nignog whaT cock size are You?

biCurious George - 04-09-’12 08:49
school's back in session!

Do math, not meth

school's back in session! - 04-09-’12 10:09
Levy_Spearmen

Nietzsche hated tight rope walkers so you can fuck off.

Levy_Spearmen - 04-09-’12 14:26
Stay in school! Don't listen to metal! Accept Christ as your savior!

I used to be a metalhead but thankfully I’ve found Christ. He pretty much saved my life, metal was getting me nowhere. I’m not going to preach to you about the evils of music, I’m just saying that spending the rest of your life listening to angry music and being bitter is a sad way to spend your life. Life is so precious, it doesn’t last forever. Try to find Jesus in your heart and positive things will start happening to you, I promise!

I have a girlfriend now, we’re already discussing marriage from time to time. I’ve been working a steady job for three years now and I recently got promoted to assistant manager. For a college dropout my life couldn’t be better and I have Jesus to thank for it! If I would have stayed a metalhead I’m sure I would have ended up as a drug addict or worse. It’s music for losers. Winners believe in Jesus!

Stay in school! Don't listen to metal! Accept Christ as your savior! - 04-09-’12 16:01
FAG ALERT

IF LISTENING TO BLASPHEMY INVOKES BITTERNESS INSTEAD OF RAW POWER THEN YOU ARE A FAG!

FAG ALERT - 04-09-’12 16:57
corrected version

I used to be a HETERO but thankfully I’ve found Christ. He pretty much saved my life, PUSSY was getting me nowhere. I’m not going to preach to you about the DELICIOUS COCK, I’m just saying that spending the rest of your life HAVING to FUCK angry PUSSY and being HETERO is a sad way to spend your life. Life is so precious, it doesn’t last forever. Try to find COCK in your ASS and positive things will start happening to YOUR BUTTHOLE, I promise!

I have a SUGAR DADDY now, we’re already discussing ZOOPHILIA from time to time. I’ve been working a steady COCK for three years now and I recently got promoted to AIDS CARRIER. For a college FAGGOT my life couldn’t be better and I have NIGGER Jesus to thank for it! If I would have stayed a HETERO I’m sure I would have ended up as an ANAL VIRGIN or worse. THAT’S for losers. Winners believe in NIGGER GAY Jesus!

corrected version - 04-09-’12 18:33
I have a job, my life's great and  I LOVE DEATH METAL

from Slayer to Hellhammer and beyond, Possessed exemplified the post-modern attitudes of death metal: that violence and perversity are the forces of wordly manipulation, that reality is a waking dream, that insignificance and obliviousness were the trademark of contemporary consumer reality and suggest alternatives through dark worship of life and its supercessor, death.

I have a job, my life's great and I LOVE DEATH METAL - 04-09-’12 19:35
Choose your own adventures!

U r working a night shift at a bar. Serving drinks to customers, being social, cleaning glasses r ur duties. U are 6 hours into ur shift and about to close down the bar when suddenly Brett Stevens walks into the bar, completely naked from the waist down. He walks towards the counter, winks lasciviously with an grin says “I’d like an beer please”.

What do u do?

Choose your own adventures! - 04-09-’12 19:51
physically attractive hessian who is now spam blocked (fuk!)

Fukk yrah! School n ‘shit! Time to learn, chat up girls n shit. gonna shave.

physically attractive hessian who is now spam blocked (fuk!) - 04-09-’12 19:57
ANUSians

“We are those who look down from the tight rope, gulp, and continue on anyway with knowledge of the mortality beneath”

Well besides stylistic concerns (tight ropes and gulping bring to mind ballerinas and male buttsex, I know this and don’t care), what else is wrong with my statement? It’s vagueness? I meant it not as a scarecrow mission statement for ANUS but as an insight from a moment of clarity and an attempt to commune with others who read this website. By “mortality” I meant not just death but the deep state of mind we are blessed/cursed with, our understanding of human subconscious, our abstract intelligence which opens us up to more distinctions than most are aware of but also lays on us even more heavy questions…by gulping and continuing I refer to our bravery, discipline, refusal to be emo vegetables. Sure these traits aren’t exclusive to or probably fully embodied by ANUSians, but they certainly identify with them to a degree. Preaching to the choir? Well I’m gonna defend my statement so oh well.

ANUSians - 04-09-’12 20:30
more like

“We are those who look down the black cock, gulp, and continue on anyway with knowledge of the mortality beneath”

more like - 05-09-’12 01:41
Jim NecroFaggot@ ANUSians

I totally understand your statement, I can “see” what you mean and I can imagine how you got to that moment of clarity but, you have to understand that the Anal Mascot is always preying upon those who dare express a connection between: death, metal music and spirituality.

Jim NecroFaggot@ ANUSians - 05-09-’12 07:34
MuPpeT mC Go0 @ ANUSians

Hello dear friend. I think you are a regular poster at the Metal Hall, I know because you’re able to write a paragraph without the use of the word faggot or cock {a feat not even I can pull out, at least not in this paragraph}.

I’d like to know what brings you here, to the slimy underbelly of the Anus? This is like a dangerous dark alley full of filth, gunk, candy asspsychopaths, bum-punchers and anal mascots. This is the realm of Queero Mc Hungo god of Aids and perversion! Not even Cuntservationist dare show his zit-ladden boney ass around these whereabouts.

So what are you looking for kid? You’ll find nothing but fellas with the arms greased to the elbow ready to take good care of yer ass kid.

MuPpeT mC Go0 @ ANUSians - 05-09-’12 07:56
WELCUM TO JEOPARDY!!!

LET’S PLAY IDENTIFY THE TROLL.

I’LL GIVE A BRIEF DESCRIPTION AND YOU GUESS WHO’S THE TROLL:

a) hates and kills juggalos

b) got Levy’s mom pregnant

c) used the word fuckwad a lot

d) wrote funny adventures

e) thinks he’s not an aspie

f) he’s earnest about his cock size

g) nigger ______

h) went from sweetbuns to phallus god

.

WELCUM TO JEOPARDY!!! - 05-09-’12 08:48
I CAN SEE

Are you ready?!

This place inside my mind, a place I like to hide
You don’t know the chances. What if I should die?!
A place inside my brain, another kind of pain
You don’t know the chances. I’m so blind!

Another place I find to escape the pain inside
You don’t know the chances. What if I should die?!
A place inside my brain, another kind of pain
You don’t know the chances. I’m so blind!

Deeper!.. Deeper!.. Deeper inside me!
To live a life that seems to be a lost reality
That can never find a way to reach.
My inner self
I stand alone!
How deep can I go in the ground that I lay?
If I don’t find a way to see through the gray that clouds my mind.
This time I look to see what’s between the lines!

I CAN SEE - 05-09-’12 10:33
@ above

what’s that faggetism?

@ above - 05-09-’12 14:36
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

It’s 2015, you’re driving down the road, on the way to a new job offer in an economy where 85% of white men are unemployed. The Obama administration had certainly made some things harder, but it also had done many good things. For example, the Bureau of Affirmative Action had all but eliminated racism. It decided in a 2012 decision, backed by the Supreme court on the 25th of December, that the only way that blacks would not be discriminated against by the police is if all police officers were black. Black crime rates have plummeted, there are never any arrests of black people anymore, though the white crime rate has increased, especially hate crimes, which by law are the only kind of crime that white people can commit nowadays.

You thought that some of the decisions that the BAA made were a bit extreme, such as rewriting history to portray George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and Steve Jobs as black men, but publicly speaking against the BAA is considered racist, and you don’t consider yourself a racist. Black men needed good role models too, after all, and white people did nothing but evil anyways. There had been stories about FEMA reeducation camps but those were just conspiracy theories supported by those insane “Ron Paul” supporters. Ron Paul was executed for racism two years ago, and his supporters declared a violent terrorist organization, most of them are suspected to be dead. Good riddance, you thought.

Then your car rapidly began to decelerate. Oh no. You’ve been going four over the speed limit for the past three miles. A voice blared over the BAA mandated hip-hop radio played on all stations

WHITE BOY, YOU FUCKIN RACIST, SPEEDING IS A HATE CRIME, DONT FUCKIN RESIST ARREST OR WE GONNA BEAT YO CRACKA ASS.”

You were angry, you wanted to respond, you wanted to fight, but then you remembered. You had white privilege. Nothing you say matters in a court of law after the latest supreme court ruling. So you got out and gave yourself up.

“That’s a good lil’ white boy” said the officer, with a grin“But you broke da mufuckin law, rayciss piece of shit. You gonna go to da camps.”

The camps? What! But..But they told me those were a conspiracy theory, they..

Then your world went black as you were shot with a tranquilizer dart.

You awoke to a scene beyond description, naked, your arms chained behind your back, in a dirty room surrounded by other white men, similarly arrested. “We gonna have a lot of fun with you baby!” one of the guards hooted into the holding cell, a young man next to you had a grim look on his face, he looked up at you and said

“We tried to warn you all, we knew this would happen, Ron Paul sai…”

BLAM

The man fell, with a bullet hole in his chest

“We ain’t gonna let no crazy crack ass nigga rayciss spoil da surprise to da rest of you white boys.” the guard hollered, “Hey boy, we got your wife, you come here and see her before we deliver yo sentence, you don’t wanna mis dis show” the guard chuckled, with a snide smirk on his face.

You wondered what he meant, the entire situation was so bewildering, you thought seeing your wife might clear up some things, might help you get your wits back about you. The guard unlocked the cage, and dragged you out, down a long hall. You noticed that the cells were full of white men, minorities of any type were seemingly not present at all. Had your race really become so evil?

“We here, bitch ass muthafucka, now look at yo honey and give her a kiss goodbye.” You looked through the glass in horror, your wife’s face was pressed firmly against it and behind her a black guard was raping her asshole, she was crying “Honey! Please God, do something, oh my God, Ron Paul was righ…” Then her rapist smacked her head hard against the glass, knocking her unconscious

“Fuckin bitch can’t appreciate a good dick, don’t worry tho whitey, we gonna reeducate her fine ass, anyone who associates with a rayciss like you gotta be rayciss too.” He then yanked you along, towards a door at the side of the room. Inside was a court room, a row of white men were sitting in line to be judged, the jury box was filled with black men… yet a white man was in the judge’s seat? You didn’t understand.

“All white muthafuckas stand, Judge Schlomo Steinburg presiding.” said the bailiff.

“Good, good, we will start with the man who committed the hate crime of going 74 in a 70.” The jury gasped. “GUILTY, DAT NIGGA IS FUKIN GUILTY” one of them hooted. “Indeed, has the jury reached a consensus then, Tyrese?” asked the judge “You bet yo honna, dat nigga fuckin guilty as shit!”

“Very well, the punishment for committing a hate crime is reeducation. Bailiff, take this man to the reeducation facility.” The Bailiff gave him a curt nod and walked up and grabbed you from behind and started moving you towards the exit. “Oh, wait.” said the judge, “Take him by the breeding facility on the way, I want him to see someone there before he serves his sentence.” The bailiff chuckled “Oh, you mean dat lil’ bitch wit dis nigga’s last name, don’t worry yo honna, he gonna see her. Reeal good.”

Wait, what? Who could it be? My last name? The thoughts were flying through your head. You saw a pregnant woman in a room with glass walls in front of you, with a pair of dark objects in her arms. Then it hit you. Your daughter. She went missing last year after a white nationalist racist terrorist attack on her sociology department during her BAA mandated class on African Nationalism.

“Oh, hi daddy!” she said with a smile. You were enraged, you had thoughts that were….no, no you can’t think like this. We’re all the same! We’re all equal, all races are the same! Peace, Love! “I didn’t die in that terrorist attack! These nice men took me here and gave me these shots and pills, I can’t think about a lot of things anymore, but I’m always really horny and they said i’m the most fertile girl here! With these pills it only takes me four months to gestate a beautiful black baby, i’ve already given birth to four and I think they said I was pregnant with tri…tr….triple… three babies! Oh boy, that will be wonderful! I hope I have a hundred before I get too old to have kids, I just wish I got to come earlier, some of my best years are behind me! Luckily one of the guards told me that all white girls are going to be coming to places like this after their first period in the future, now we can all be happy and have wonderful black MFPPPH!” She was silenced by the bailiff forcing his dick into your daughter’s mouth. She immediately started sucking as if it was the only thing she’d ever known. The bailiff pulled out and she jerked him to a finish, cumming all over her beautiful face.

You fucking…fucking NIGGER!” you shouted. The time for political correctness was over, but it was too late! You should have listened, you should have… “FUCKIN RAYCISS WHITE BOY, WE GONNA FIX THAT GOOD!” the enraged bailiff punched you in the head grabbed you and dragged you away as you kicked, shouting racial slurs that would’ve made you feel uncomfortable just hearing a few days ago. “Oh daddy, don’t worry, you’ll have so much fun just like the other guys once they fix you, see you soon!”

He approached a room with a steel door, he opened it. Inside was a strange, mechanical chair. “Sit, muthafucka” said the bailiff, with an air of contempt. You had no choice but to oblige. “have fun white boy.” the bailiff said, with a Cheshire smile as he slammed the door shut. Manacles locked your limbs into place. You felt a tightness in your naked anus, when suddenly an object was forcefully inserted. You cried out in pain, a needle came down on an apparatus from the ceiling and injected you with a strange substance. Your anus loosened and you felt.. pleasure? But you were straight! Then a voice boomed through the room “That is not your anus. That is your boi pussy. You are not a man. You are a boi. You are the lowest kind of woman. You are the property of black men. You will submit. For the next three months this room and chair will be your prison. You will be subjected to daily injections of hormones to assist your transformation. Your pussy will be filled at all times. Food will be dispensed by this apparatus. Please test it.”

A large, snakelike black tube fell from the ceiling with a tip clearly designed to resemble a penis. You wanted to resist, but you were starving, the injection must be messing with your feelings of pain, pleasure, and hunger as well. The tube forced itself into your mouth. “Now suck” said the voice.

But you had already started. You sucked, and sucked, and sucked some more when finally a spurt of a thick, creamy fluid came out. You immediately swallowed. But you only felt more hungry. You were doomed, it was too late, now you had to accept your fate.

Three months later “Get up” said the voice, which had been your only company for the past three months. You suddenly realized that the manacles which bound you to the chair were gone, the tightness in your pussy had disappeared. It felt empty, terrible. You looked for your beloved cock for food, as you were starving, but it was nowhere to be found. “You are complete, your white privilege has been cured and you have paid your debt to society.” “But mister, where will I get food now?” you begged “Directly from the source, your hunger can only be satiated by real black dick now. I suggest you look in the mirror to see the results, you took to the treatment much better than most, you’re quite the piece of work now. Then go out and learn the terms of your probation.”

You turned to look in the mirror and the voice was right, you were hot! The only sign that you were once a man was your shriveled penis, less than an inch long, your testicles had been removed at some point. Your hips were wide and sensuous and your now blonde hair fell down to them. Your breasts were perhaps the most surprising feature of all, they were nearly D cups, larger than your wife’s ever were! You then hoped that she was doing ok, and that they provided her with plenty of yummy black dicks. You also noticed that small drops of liquid were forming on your turgid nipples, you were lactating. How fun! “Ok little miss, you’ve had your fun, now report to Judge Steinburg immediately.” You hurried to obey, not wanting to offend your superiors.

“Ah, you’re looking wonderful ma’am!” said Schlomo, with a tinge of hunger in his voice “Yes, I’ve seen your case and I don’t believe any additional adjustment will be needed. Your wife has also had her reeducation and all racism has been removed from her. You will be released to her custody. As per the terms of your probation, you are now her property. She’s pregnant with quadruplets so she’ll need your breasts to help keep them properly fed. Your daughter will also be released into your custody, as the two of you are now competent parents without any racism clouding your judgment. Now go and enjoy your life honey, you’ve earned it.” What a nice man you thought, as your wife entered the room. She was huge with child. “Come on honey, we’ve got a family to raise.”

Three months later

You’ve never been happier. You were here at home with your daughter and wife, both of them were more pregnant than ever, your daughter was expected to deliver eight babies within the next month! The BAA also made the act of white on white sex a hate crime last week, good, you thought, those racists creating ‘white’ (as if! Whiteness is a social construct!) children had it coming. Your wife had brought a black man home from the local club for a night of pleasure. After he fucked your daughter and wife silly you spread your pussy wide for him. You never felt anything better as he penetrated you. But a name of one of those guys who ran for president came to mind, so you thought to ask your lover. “Hey honey, do you remember that one guy, they executed him for racism, his name was Ron… Ron… Ron P…

“Bitch you fuckin crazy.” he said “You thinkin about Ru Paul, you would, lil’ bitch. Gawd damn, white peoples is dumb.” You giggled as he finished off, cumming in your pussy. He must be right. Black men were always right. “Now gimme dem tittays, i’s a growin boy!” he chuckled. You gave him a motherly smile as you lowered his head into your lap and you placed your nipple to his mouth. He sucked and sucked until he fell into a deep slumber. This was your destiny now. You could’ve changed it, you might have stopped it had you acted, but there was no going back. You’re a slave to black cock and nothing can ever change that now.

The moral of this story is a vote against Ron Paul is a vote for the emasculation and enslavement of the white race.

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 05-09-’12 16:26
Determined Contestant

Yes! Thank god you are back. I am ready for the challenge…

a) hates and kills juggalos
ADRIAN Mc COY

b) got Levy’s mom pregnant
Tiny Midget, of course!

c) used the word fuckwad a lot
brutal slayer…?

d) wrote funny adventures
KONTINUAL

e) thinks he’s not an aspie
The Anal Faggot

f) he’s earnest about his cock size
Physicaly Atrakktive Hessian With a Sexy 5 Inch Loverod (PAHWaS5IL)

g) nigger ______
Cumlord

h) went from sweetbuns to phallus god
QUURO MC HUNGO ( or Dianic Leather?)

Determined Contestant - 05-09-’12 16:56
Lord Mosher

Great! But I have to say that C is Dominating Fucker!

Lord Mosher - 05-09-’12 17:43
Nirv Ana 2002

www.metalcurse.com/archive/index.html –

www.scan-dm-mania.co.uk

Nirv Ana 2002 - 05-09-’12 17:45
test

test

test - 06-09-’12 05:47
test2

test2

test2 - 06-09-’12 11:51
Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base.ment

I think Prozak’s interpretation of Metal is quite interesting. I wonder how did he came to all of his conclusions and theories about the underlying philosophy of Metal music. Some people think there are no underlying beliefs to Metal as a whole and if there are, they’re nothing more than juveniloe rubbish.

When I read the Dark Legions Archive for the first time, I thought Prozak could see something that the common bystander could not. That Metal was not just noisy music but something more important; something I could base my life around. Prozak gave me a reason to live!

Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base.ment - 06-09-’12 15:27
Sccooby Doo

it’s called speed metal dammit not thrash metal, you stupid ignorants!!

Sccooby Doo - 06-09-’12 19:45
Dooby Sccoo

it’s called thrash metal dammit not speed metal, you stupid ignorants!!

Dooby Sccoo - 06-09-’12 19:46
Ovulating Female

If you are an aspic, you may NOT touch me!

Ovulating Female - 07-09-’12 00:19
physically attraktice female

Sorry babe, i’m just not into aspics!

physically attraktice female - 07-09-’12 00:26
Cute female

Ewwww! get those aspics away from me!

Cute female - 07-09-’12 00:32
Rebecca T, founder of the Curvaceous Curves legion.

That’s right girls! Stay away from those creepy aspics!

Rebecca T, founder of the Curvaceous Curves legion. - 07-09-’12 00:43
Jennifer T

Teee hee! I still think Prozak is a cutie though!

Jennifer T - 07-09-’12 00:44
YAY

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS, HO!

YAY - 07-09-’12 00:44
AN YAY!

YAY YAY YAY!

AN YAY! - 07-09-’12 00:45
MINE IS THE SLAYER LOGOS

WHAT IS YOUR CUTIE MARK< ANIS>?

MINE IS THE SLAYER LOGOS - 07-09-’12 00:45
jenkins

There might be an underlying philosophy to metal, but it definitely isn’t the one as anus interprets it. They don’t even interpret the music right, let alone the philosophy.

jenkins - 07-09-’12 01:41
Levy_Spearmen

Hey guys, what do you think of my tattoo?
http://i.imgur.com/sb6zQ.jpg

Levy_Spearmen - 07-09-’12 10:52
metal aspies: a br00tal documentary

Here’s “metal culture” for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJNXYF-oUfQ

metal aspies: a br00tal documentary - 07-09-’12 11:55
@ metal aspies: a br00tal documentary

U think if I give ur mother $10 she’ll give me oral sex??? Houw bout if I pay’er $12, will she fuck me huh??? I want know what I’ll get for my buck!

@ metal aspies: a br00tal documentary - 07-09-’12 12:33
@ metal aspies: a br00tal documentary

$10 dollar is my final offer for that fat bitch! So u go ask her ok??? C’mon go, off u go ask ur momma. $10 bucks good deal okay??

@ metal aspies: a br00tal documentary - 07-09-’12 12:37
Sandy Denny

> it’s called thrash metal dammit not speed metal, you stupid ignorants!!

This is just the anal Mascot being an aspic about his penis being too small for regular copulation.

Sandy Denny - 07-09-’12 12:43
not Ovulating Tranny

If you are an hipster, you may NOW touch me!

not Ovulating Tranny - 07-09-’12 12:46
Neoclassical Death Metaller

Currently listening to these tapes and they’re still awesome! I remember I wrote to Padden back in 1990 about the current situation in death metal. Quite an interesting fella, he anticipated that the new trend in metal, would be to write melodic riffs with simpler percussion and he hated that! He played drums for the death metal tune “Alone Walking” that showed this tendency towards what black metal and melodic gothenburg dm would sound like. Fag music he said. After Old Funeral, he went in and out of Amputation who later became Immortal.

OLD FUNERAL
The Fart That Should Not Be Demo, 1989
Abduction of Limbs Demo, 1990 Varg Vikerness on bass or guitar can’t remember
Devoured Carcass EP, 1991

Neoclassical Death Metaller - 07-09-’12 13:06
Radical Hipster Metal Extremist

You know what? I am against freedom for sexual preference. It’s immoral to allow straight people to exist, in a continually increasing gay population worldwide. Not one single anus should remain virgin! Every male anus should be fornicated since birth!

Radical Hipster Metal Extremist - 07-09-’12 13:40
Radical Hipster Metal Extremist

I say, you’re a baby with a tiny penis, then bam, you get fucked in your tiny butt hole!Brand them at birth, so to speak! Females should be nearly exterminated, only kept to a bare minimum to serve the purpose of procreation for more homosexuals. Death penalty to those who refuse to participate in analfucking as the only expression of human love allowed!

Radical Hipster Metal Extremist - 07-09-’12 13:47
Fairport Convention fan @ Anal Mascot

quote: “Running Wild song that comes across as blockheaded, but is less dramatically re-enacted, and therefore is more welcome. It sounds very much like punk hardcore with a metal chorus.”

To me, that’s exactly what people now call speed metal: punkish heavy metal like Runing Wild, Tyrant, early Helloween, early Exciter even some Venom. Yet this sort of speed metal is not what Prozak calls Speed Metal right? Regardless of how you choose to call it, we can both agree on that right?

Punkish heavy metal does not equal Thrash (anus’s Speed Metal) right? They are two different things, even if Punk is common to both, right Anal Mascot?

I think (and this is just my guess), that to Prozak and its minions, “punkish heavy metal” is too close to Heavy Metal to merit its own genre-name.

Now, to the non Anus crowd, all of the early punkish-heavy metal (that was not evidently Thrash) is now referred to as “speed metal” in contrast to both, traditional NWOBHM and the rising Thrash movement (anus’s Speed Metal).

So, to my understanding, by say the late 80s, the world would consciously recognize 3 variants:

1- Thrash = Metallica, Exodus etc.
2- Speed Metal = Exciter, Running Wild etc.
3- Power Metal = Helstar, later Helloween etc.

Except of course that Prozak would disagree. He does not recognize speed metal nor power metal as separate subgenres for considering them just an aesthetic variant of one same idea, Heavy Metal. And as we know, he calls Thrash, Speed Metal.

What is interesting to me, is that both views (regardless of which one is more accurate), seem to coincide in one thing: both seem to spot the subtle musical differences between an original idea and its variants. It’s the re-grouping of those variants and how they are named where the schism occurs!

What do you think Anal Mascot?

Fairport Convention fan @ Anal Mascot - 07-09-’12 15:36
Satisfied Homosexual

That cock was great! i’ll have another please!

Satisfied Homosexual - 07-09-’12 16:53
DEATH METAL VICTORY!!

ALL RIGHT YOU FUCKEN HOMOS, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME OLD SCHOOL DEATH METAL? THESE VIDEOS WILL TEACH YOU ALL WHAT’S SO FUCKEN AMAZING ABOUT DEATH FUCKEN METAL!!! GRRRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLGGRRGGHH

Malevolent Creation – Death From Down Under – Full Concert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Aym9fC1xA

Unleashed – Before the Creation of Time Official Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3UHfA5dCAw&feature=related

DEATH METAL VICTORY!! - 07-09-’12 18:23
HOMOSEX

SEX WITH MEN. SEX WITH MEN. SEX WITH MEN. SEX WITH MEN.

WE DEMAND…SEX WITH MEN.

HOMOSEX - 08-09-’12 02:07
COCKS

Cocks in the mouth, cocks in the ass. Cocks in the face, cocks in my hands.

COCKS - 08-09-’12 02:08
REALM OF HEROS.

ANIS DOT COM SLASH METAL SLASH HALL.

REALM OF HEROS. - 08-09-’12 02:10
THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP CALL

GOOD MORNING, FAGGOTS.

THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP CALL - 08-09-’12 09:15
Levy_Spearmen

Hey, thanks. I woke up about the same time this was posted. Great much janks alot.

Levy_Spearmen - 08-09-’12 10:00
Serious Questioner

Levy, aren’t you tired from eating so much nutella last night>?

Serious Questioner - 08-09-’12 10:17
Levy_Spearmen

The white tea made me sleepy. I only had a potato and half a stick of butter. And almonds.

Levy_Spearmen - 08-09-’12 11:07
FIVE BUCKS FOR BUD

I GOT IT

FIVE BUCKS FOR BUD - 08-09-’12 11:08
But you can butter me up anytime you want, hun ;)

Thats allot of butter levy!

But you can butter me up anytime you want, hun ;) - 08-09-’12 11:14
cargayass

Levy, I verry much enjoyed talking to you this morning. Would you like to exchange kontakt info?

cargayass - 08-09-’12 11:17
tiny midget

Hi Levy_Spearmen! How´s your mom doing? I told her we should’ve stuck to anal exclusively but, she wanted another Levy only smaller. Tiny Levy’s are sweet you know?

tiny midget - 08-09-’12 11:41
Notorious B.I.G.

how cum the Anal maskot thinks INFlames is a good band heh? is he gay?

Notorious B.I.G. - 08-09-’12 11:56
tiny midgles

Notoriously looking for hot sex sex sex

tiny midgles - 08-09-’12 12:17
tiny midget

I made a new gf and shes cool casue she smoke da weed http://www.ggibsongallery.com/images/home/acebes_home.jpg

tiny midget - 08-09-’12 12:25
physically attractive hessian who is now spam blocked (fuk!)

Nice man! Stoner chicks are super chill. easy to kino/build atkkration.

physically attractive hessian who is now spam blocked (fuk!) - 08-09-’12 12:30
DLA MASTER

About the Dark Legions Archive
The net’s oldest and longest-running metal site
The Dark Legions Archive appeared on the web in 1993, but existed in other forms online for five years before that. Our mission: to describe underground heavy metal music as a form of art, with cultural values and a philosophy behind it, so that this creative and insightful genre can be understood for the values that motivate its creators and fans to devote themselves to it.

DLA MASTER - 08-09-’12 15:05
Levy_Spearmen

I obviously luv to eat feces and am a clueless faggit! nggaah ngaa ggaggaanngaa

Levy_Spearmen - 08-09-’12 16:52
Levy_Spearmen

No, fuck you, brodumb.

Levy_Spearmen - 08-09-’12 19:21
Another classic Levy one liner

LOL BRODUMB

Another classic Levy one liner - 09-09-’12 21:02
tiny middget

being so tiny, shold it be natural that my turds hurt and make my poophole bleed??

tiny middget - 10-09-’12 14:11
Mit Romney

Where’s the anal mascot dammit? hey bro wyere are u??

Mit Romney - 10-09-’12 16:51
helpful Cock @tiny middget

I can make your tight little butthole bigger by introducing my juicy member deep into Uranus whaddaya say brodumb?

helpful Cock @tiny middget - 10-09-’12 17:53
metal hall gossips!

Humanicide was sucking Jim Necroslaughter’s tiny cock while analrapist was getting his cornhole filled with cream,,, Forza Romana watched the scene with lustful eyes while having cute little anal bud deep tongued by NightSpirit. Who will dare enter the pit now, dare meet the Wall of Cock?

metal hall gossips! - 10-09-’12 18:01
Devamitra

Enuff with tthe cock jokes guyz! We have some serious matters in our hands. What happened to Prozak? Didn´t he create the Unholy Altar against God and he once was a Death Metal God denier?

This is what he has become: quote:
Maybe the notion of ‘God’ has been around for as long as it has, because it is, in fact, of vital importance to the very survival of civilization. It must be there, because, perhaps, as that old song says: like love and marriage: you can’t have one without the other…

No civilization was ever built in the absence of divine reverence.
The few civilizations that started with it, then chose to abandon it, collapsed, shortly after.

So what’s up with Prozak/Bret now? What the hell happened to him can someone tell me?

Devamitra - 10-09-’12 19:02
Nigger Cumlord

Maybe the anal faggot mascot is right, maybe porkzak has been a phoney all along…

Nigger Cumlord - 10-09-’12 19:19
Devamitra's wet vagina

“as that old song says: like love and marriage: you can’t have one without the other…”
Is prozak referring to the theme song from Married with Children?

Devamitra's wet vagina - 10-09-’12 22:19
Fruit loving vegan

Things I’ve done today:
Washed my body with lemon fragrant shower gel.
Sprayed on pear and cucumber fragrant deodorant.
Drank one liter of orange juice.
Mixed apple juice with my cereal instead of milk.

Things I will do today:
Eat nothing but fruit.
Absorb the wisdom of the fruit.
Anally insert a banana.
I will become the fruit.

Fruit loving vegan - 11-09-’12 09:34
Aspies With Attitude

ASTURBATEM
STURBATEMA
TURBATEMAS
URBATEMAST
RBATEMASTU
BATEMASTUR
ATEMASTURB
TEMASTURBA
EMASTURBAT
MASTURBATE

Aspies With Attitude - 11-09-’12 16:03
Aspies With Attitude

I just had sex with my mom and it rrocked my cock!!

Aspies With Attitude - 11-09-’12 16:28
Official Anal Mascot

I am in luv with Prozak!

Official Anal Mascot - 11-09-’12 16:44
DEATH METAL VICTORY!!

Not often enough does someone dig deep into the beginnings of death metal and pull out a real gem. And it is odd to think that you and four other people share the same enjoyment of this disc, revel in its glory, and smother one’s crotch with relish. Viogression’s Expound & Exhort is one of those gems and it gives the owner a sense of pride, just like that guy at a show that spend $300 for a Gorguts longsleeve from 1991 on e-Bay, complete with armpit holes, pizza stains, and remnants of a lonely, erotic Friday night.

But like a fresh, new porn site, like of Latinas working and bending over while vacuuming, fixing cars, and making bagels, old death metal can breath new life into a soft dong. This album, considering its release date, is powerful and dare I say, unique. Viogression lay down eleven tracks of monster death metal, in that slow, prodding way like old Obituary, with Tardy-esque raspy vocals. I cannot speak enough about the slower riffs on this album and how they continue on endlessly. Of course, there is some mild shredding but it is not long before you are back to doomy riff and crying. Add to this plenty of harmonics (like at the beginning of “Transmigration” and frequently in “Winds of Death”), and you have quite the depressing album.

DEATH METAL VICTORY!! - 11-09-’12 17:37
Serious Questioner

Was Brett Stevens partly responsible for the 9/11 frot attacks?

Serious Questioner - 11-09-’12 19:43
Lord.Aspies 5 point plan to success.

1) read ANUS
2) do not have friends (weakness!)
3) be dark and sinister
4) shave ur cornhole for quero mc hungo
5) use bullet points ala Brett Stevens

Lord.Aspies 5 point plan to success. - 11-09-’12 20:24
Levy_Spearmen

I t rained in Las Vegas today to the fruition of many snails that have spawned recently just outside my house. I noticed strange insect husks smashed on the sidewalk outside the front door and figured they were cicada husks fallen from the tree. They were in fact some snails brave enough to venture out into the Vegas heat only to be crushed by my ignorance. Today was a good day for the snails. I collected about 30 and scattered them about the yard. I wonder what will become of them tomorrow. I can only hope more rain comes for their sake.

Levy_Spearmen - 11-09-’12 20:46
FAP FAGGITS

http://www.thatsphucked.com/PhuckedImages/Ugly%20People/Big%20Tits%20Big%20Gun.jpg

FAP FAGGITS - 11-09-’12 20:51
sage

I expounded and exhorted a turd and called it Viogression.

sage - 12-09-’12 03:15
guess where you fit in

metal:
70s&80s – sex, drugs, rock&roll, alpha males, groupies, stupidity & fun
90s – middle class losers, fatties, nerds, goth rejects, “I’m so different!!11”
00s – “must collect every mp3 ever recorded” & “my band is more obscure than your band” autism

guess where you fit in - 12-09-’12 09:00
J Baudrillard

yo yo – dis J-Bolo
Postmodern pimp
comin’ atcha-atcha-atcha
wit’ dem simalations
and dem simalacka-lacka-lackas

info annihilates meaning, nillas
symbolik exchange and def, kid
diversify ya’ll bonds
Wu-Tang Wu-Tang

J Baudrillard - 12-09-’12 11:22
guess where you fit in

I want to emphasize that what I miss most about the 70s&80s are the alpha males

guess where you fit in - 12-09-’12 18:00
Jews like Hipster Metal like In Flames

Funny Jokes about Jews

1. The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese
food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton
spelled backward is Not Now.

2. There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In
Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from
medical school.

3. Q: Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

4. Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie?
A: It’s called “Debbie Does Dishes.”

5. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.

6. Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’s favorite position?
A: Facing Bloomingdale’s.

7. When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came
back, she replied, “So did my arthritis.”
(I LOVED THIS ONE !!!)

8. A man called his mother in Boca, “Mom, how are you?”
“Not too good,” said the mother. “I’ve been very weak.”
The son said, “Why are you so weak?”
She said, “Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.”
The son said, “That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?”
The mother answered, “Because I didn’t want my mouth to be filled with food
if you should call.”

9. A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his Mother has a part in
the play.
She asks, “What part is it?” The boy says, “I play the part of the
Jewish husband.”
The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell the teacher you want a
speaking part.”

10. Q: Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A: Under the vacuum cleaner.

11. Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) Don’t bother. I’ll sit in the dark. I don’t want to be a
nuisance to anybody.

12. Short summary of every Jewish holiday:
They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat

13. Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the
street and said, “Lady I haven’t eaten in three days.” “Force yourself,”
she replied. ( I like the response from a tubby lady “My God, what
discipline!!!”)

14. Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

15. Jewish telegram: “Begin worrying. Details to follow.”

16. Q: Why are Jewish Men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women don’t like anything that isn’t 20% off.

Jews like Hipster Metal like In Flames - 12-09-’12 19:38
@ guess where you fit in

- guess where you fit in

Uhm, lemme see… since you’re asking and you’re clearly gay, I’d say I fit in right between your pale pudgy buttcheeks!

@ guess where you fit in - 12-09-’12 19:45
Levy_Spearmen

Could Sir Prozak explain how the grammar in quotes makes sense.

The triumphant return of Havohej occurs in a provocative nihilism in which guitars are assaulted and reduced to a rumbling texture of harmonic shape while “vocals and constant battery encoding rhythmic opposition” to a self-established dominant theme bring forth one of the few truly resonant statements of black metal in unleashed hatred of all that is melodic, easy to like, friendly and in any way consistent about its statements and theory to the point of being stamped from form.

Levy_Spearmen - 12-09-’12 22:56
HAIL NU ANUS

CUT YOUR HAIR AND WORSHIP JESUS

HAIL NU ANUS - 12-09-’12 23:33
seriously...

what’s up with Levy_Spearmen’s vagina?

seriously... - 13-09-’12 16:46
Vagina Expert

Levy’s vagina is cool, it’s soft and pinkish, still tight …. I definitely approve!

Vagina Expert - 13-09-’12 16:56
tiny midget

well, it runs in the family I guess. Levy_Spearmens’ mom also has a fuckable tight twat! Babies still come out from it which is the coolest!

tiny midget - 13-09-’12 17:10
Fairport Convention fan

Hey Anal Mascot , you haven’t replied to my comment.

Fairport Convention fan - 13-09-’12 18:54
Levy_Spearmen

All utterances of my vagina shall hearby be referred to as China.

Levy_Spearmen - 13-09-’12 22:01
Aspic Scholar

Day in the life of a typical metal hall poster:
http://the-scientist.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/06_12_Digging-Underground-Life.jpg

Aspic Scholar - 13-09-’12 23:52
Physically attractive hessian who is now spam blocked (fuk!)

If I was paid money, I would fuck Hillary Clinton.

She would be like “omg, you are so sexy. your hair is so hot. I love to be with younger men, omg”

and I would be like “yeah gurl, yeah, you want some young stallion girl yeah mmm”

and she would be like, mirin the whole time, constantly rubbing my arms and occasionally my chest.

then BAM

I grab her close, whip out my dick, she eagerly clutches it, starts licking it all the way down to the base, covering it in her mouth starts to suck me off. I grab her by her short hair and violently yank her head around, using her for mouth pleaser, she is wide eyed and chocking, totally victimized

BAM BAM BAM!

my cum ‘splodes in her moth, gurgling out of the corners of her mouth, I shove her head away, take off my shirt, lay down in bed with my hands behind my head, turn on some Blasphemy Gods of War, light cigarette, she starts crying to her self, tell the bitch to shut the fuck up, I can’t hear the main riff from Blood Upon the Altar (DAAAA NAAAAA REEEBEEEDEEEEDOOOO NAAA NAAAA! REEEDEEEBEEEPDEEE NAAA NAAA, NUUU NAA NAAAA!!!)

Physically attractive hessian who is now spam blocked (fuk!) - 13-09-’12 23:53
Physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

>walk down the street
>hot chick makes eye contact with me
>just another day in da’ life

Physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 13-09-’12 23:54
Monica Lewinsky

You know Bill likes to watch, right?

Monica Lewinsky - 14-09-’12 03:17
creampie adventures

Levy_Spearmen’s vagina was soooo good n’ sweet,,, oh yess, satisfaction guaranteed! Worked my dick like no other! Delicious,,, now I wanna try his asshole full of brown turd oh yessss.

creampie adventures - 14-09-’12 18:00
LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM U FUKKIN TURDS!!

Blasphereion
Cult death/doom metal from Belgium, later passed on one member to Enthroned and one to suicide.

Blasphereion – Rest in Peace (1991) LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM U FUKKIN TURDS!! - 14-09-’12 18:21
sloppy, goofy aspic death metal

^ this album rules!!

sloppy, goofy aspic death metal - 15-09-’12 00:02
Participation Mania

You are either an American(yes, you, you lousy American dog) or your a terrorist. Join schooled today and become participated. Join now and start joining now.

Participation Mania - 15-09-’12 10:14
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

Feeling so swole after my cut, I’m down to 190 lbs now. So many bitches mirin, even when I wear my Beherit shirt.

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 15-09-’12 16:04
@ sloppy, goofy aspic death metal

i thought u were goin to say sloppy, goofy aspic COCK, since that’s what u cum here 4,,, anyways, so how’z ur swollen asshole?? 3 COCKS at a time now?? Whoop ur stepping up ur game boy!!!

@ sloppy, goofy aspic death metal - 16-09-’12 07:28
@ brutal dwarf

Too bad you’re still a virgin.

@ brutal dwarf - 16-09-’12 15:05
Hey you know what

Unhalfbricking is an amazing album.

Hey you know what - 16-09-’12 15:44
@@ brutal dwarf

Too bad you’re not! (and we all know I’m talking about your fag butt).

@@ brutal dwarf - 16-09-’12 19:20
LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM U FUKKIN TURDS!!

INCANTATION
Forsaken Mourning of Angelic Anguish

THIS IS: Infernal metal with roots in both black and death metal traditions, Incantation have shaped songs from strips of scales in chords repeated at different paces, much like ex-members and primary influence Havohej.

With their studied death metal poise and mastery of structural decomposition, Incantation assemble bizarre geometrics of song elements and combine them in effective, unfolding, and seamlessly narrative but simplistic and violent pieces.

NOW THIS IS SOME FUKKIN GREAT DEATH METAL, MAN EVERYTIME I LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM I CAN FEEL THE GRANDEUR OF DEATH METAL!!!FOR REAL, NO KIDDIN’!!

LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM U FUKKIN TURDS!! - 16-09-’12 19:30
hating death metal gives you AIDS...

“Unfortunately, not everything we want has good consequences. Further, in groups, human beings tend to want things that produce short-term rewards and long-term destruction.”

This reminds me of the Anal Mascot on an anal rampage. Short term he gets his asshole creamed with jizz which makes hime happy but,
long-term he’ll die of AIDS! He probably already died of AIDS because I haven’t seen his > quotes about how much PRozak hurt him when he mocked his favorite fag band In Flames!

hating death metal gives you AIDS... - 16-09-’12 19:46
poor bladder man

pinky swear on mama’s grave that you’ll roofie a toddler with spina bifida’s milk and take his winky hostage. tear a lil skin, s’okay, if it sheds blood it belongs in the Mariana trench. Fap to camels dancing on burial mounds of cigarette butts and a cheese-smeared asshole breathing down your neck. the police wont be hear for another 45 minutes since their all having a go on Anal Mascots mom down at the precinct.

poor bladder man - 16-09-’12 22:31
Gunther the Undying

Death metal is for intelligent self confident individuals . If you lack these traits then you’re not going to be able to appreciate death metal for what is is – high Art!!

Gunther the Undying - 17-09-’12 16:44
Anus Stamp of Approval

Mordicus – Dances from Left

song: Unholy Wrath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbLIe1o262I

This song is most awesome, specially at the 4:30 mark. This is pure headbanging death metal pleasure. Recommended on the Sadistic Metal Reviews!!

Anus Stamp of Approval - 17-09-’12 17:19
serious Questioner

^ not a very good album.

What do you guys think of ARGHOSLENT/GBK?

I think they are an incredible band with some very ANUSIAN ideas and compositions.

serious Questioner - 17-09-’12 17:27
from a recent interview with Varg

My least favorite letter of the alphabet is the J. All the bad things start with J. Jews, Judaism, Jesus. The letter itself looks like a hook and that’s what it is of course. The jews always want to trick the white man like a fisherman who uses a hook to catch fish. The letter J should be seen as a warning!

My favorite letter, in my opinion the best letter of the alphabet is the P. P stands for Purity, Pride, Privilege. And when you turn it 90 degrees it resembles a cock! This is my favorite of all things of course.

from a recent interview with Varg - 17-09-’12 18:31
LOL YAy GO P!!

POOP PENIS PEE PARTY!!

LOL YAy GO P!! - 17-09-’12 18:47
Rhapsody of Fire fan @ from a recent interview with Varg

Can i fuck u in the butthole and cream it with my white seed dude? please say yessssss… my fave letter is the “T” cuz it looks like a cock cummin right at ya!! this of course make me open my mouth to receive all the cum =)

Rhapsody of Fire fan @ from a recent interview with Varg - 18-09-’12 16:30
In Flames fan # 1

I like my pentatonic rock very gay please.

In Flames fan # 1 - 18-09-’12 18:57
Jennifer T

Will anybody tell me why you people HATE SR Prozak?

Jennifer T - 19-09-’12 16:52
Anus Stamp of Approval !

Torchure – Beyond the Veil (1992)

Inhabiting that shadowy world between death and speed metal, Torchure make death metal songs that use speed metal technique — palm-muted riffs, sudden stops and starts, a fulcrum of dynamic intensity to balance melodic playing with guttural blasts of rhythm riffing

NOW THIS IS A TRULY WONDERFUL MASTERPIECE FOR THOSE WHO LOVE DEATH METAL. REAL DEATH METAL NOT THE POSER SHITROCK LIKE INFLAMES OR THAT FAG GOTHENBURG CRAP!

Anus Stamp of Approval ! - 19-09-’12 17:40
Humanicide and Nightsucker

1. Hit The Prostate
2. The Four Latinomen
3. Penisbreath
4. Jump In The Sauna
5. (Lube)-Pulling Cocks
6. Dicklash
7. Anal Lord
8. Homo Remorse
9. Frot & Destroy
10. Gay Militia

FROT EM’ ALL!!!

Humanicide and Nightsucker - 19-09-’12 17:50
Conservationist

I am excited as hell about the new Summoning. A few requests, if anyone is listening:

1 Vary the melodies. Within each song. Like how on Ancient Trolltaar melodies go from dark to happy. Possibly even vary key! There are other helpful scales for the fills.

2 Vary the song structures more. They’re getting a bit formulaic. It’s better to go full Tolkien and use visual or symbolic representations, then hammer them into a comfortable sound.

Conservationist - 19-09-’12 17:59
 BUMS CLARION

HAILVERSED SEFIRA:

1. Bums Clarion
2. Condemned to Glory Holes
3. Withering, The Prostate
4. Twinkhymn
5. The Sassy Ones (The Age of Hungo)
6. Argument Homoscura
7. The Thousand Penises Dare
8. Fallen Beneath the Bear
9. …Chafed

BUMS CLARION - 19-09-’12 22:50
@Conservationist

Whats up with all the copy pasting?

Truly, this tradition of blogpost trolling is dead.

@Conservationist - 19-09-’12 22:51
noko

All the music talked about by you guys sucks shit. You’re doing it wrong, listen to Fairport Convention and Folque.

noko - 20-09-’12 03:34
NocturvnalTerror

Oorrrr, you could listen to Swans, The Locust and Converge. Just sayin.

NocturvnalTerror - 20-09-’12 03:42
obsequies

Torchure sucks. In Flames’ early albums are a million times more musically worthy than that pedestrian 3rd rate death metal shit.

obsequies - 20-09-’12 04:04
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

Shut up faggot

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 20-09-’12 06:15
obsequies

disregard my last comment I am GAY! as in fuck my cornhole NOW!!

obsequies - 20-09-’12 16:52
sex

http://es.youporn.com/watch/113809/brunette-arschficken-geil/?from=search_soft&pos=13

sex - 20-09-’12 20:38
Successful people listen to successful people metal

This is better than anything you gay virgins listen to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt-g2hB6zTc

Successful people listen to successful people metal - 21-09-’12 04:04
TrueWarrior

>claims to be a warrior
>rejects metal actually about warriors, in favour of metal about satan, darkness and depravity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye6YHQ8AZzU

TrueWarrior - 21-09-’12 04:35
TrueWarrior

I reject pussy in favour of big cocks! But they gotta be really BIG cuz my asshole is a little bit flabby now !

TrueWarrior - 21-09-’12 15:40
LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM YOU FUCKEN HOMOS ! ! !

Organic Infest – Penitence (1993

I’VE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS ALBUM AND IT IS A FUCKEN MASTERPIECE!! THIS IS SICK THUNDEROUS DEATH METAL STRAIGHT FROM THE PITS OF HELL!! HEADBANGING NON STOP MAN!! DEATH METAL IS TRULY AMAZING MUSIC,,, THE OLD DAYS WERE PURE FUCKEN GOLD!!!

LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM YOU FUCKEN HOMOS ! ! ! - 21-09-’12 16:57
SO MANY FUCKEN HOMOS ! ! !

IN FLAMES , RHAPSODY??? HAH HAH HAH HAH I DON´T LISTEN TO ANY OF THAT HOMO-EROTIC FAGGIT SHIT!

THAT’S MUSIC FOR BORN-AGAIN HOMOS AND SHALL DIE IMPALED ON THE COCK OF QUEERO MAC HUNGO.

BETRAYER …. HAIL !!!

TORCHURE …. HAIL !!!

VIOGRESSION …. HAIL !!!

ORGANIC INFEST …. HAIL !!!

NECROPHILLIAC …. HAIL !!!

CADAVER …. HAIL !!!

ABOMINATION …. HAIL !!!

NECROPSY …. HAIL !!!

SO MANY FUCKEN HOMOS ! ! ! - 21-09-’12 17:17
Grow up, dweeb.

Whoa, can you teach me to be as edgy as you? Damn, “Viogression”, that’s like the combination of “Violence” and “Aggresion”, that’s dark and edgy as fuck. If you were any edgier they’d call you Edge Master like the guy from Soul Calibur.

Grow up, dweeb. - 22-09-’12 03:03
SO MANY FUCKEN ANGRY HOMOS

WOW! ! WHAT A FUCKEN HOMO YOU ARE !! VIOGRESSION ARE AN INCREDIBLE BAND BUT ITS NOT FOR FUCKEN HOMOS LIKE YOU. YOU WERE BORN A HOMO ITS NOT YOUR FAULT.

HAIL DEATH METAL VICTORY!!

OH AND I FORGOT TO MENTION:

BLASPHEREION …. HAIL !!!

THOU SHALT SUFFER …. HAIL !!!

OLD FUNERAL …. HAIL !!!

BENEDICTION …. HAIL !!!

FUNEBRE …. HAIL !!!

SORORICIDE …. HAIL !!!

SO MANY FUCKEN ANGRY HOMOS - 22-09-’12 14:57
http://www.world-airport-codes.com/

http://www.world-airport-codes.com/

http://www.world-airport-codes.com/ - 22-09-’12 16:08
death to the narcissists.

Fuck normals.

death to the narcissists. - 22-09-’12 23:19
DEATH METAL VICTORY !!!

Fuck neurotypicals.

DEATH METAL VICTORY !!! - 23-09-’12 03:10
explanation of why anus.com fanbois are so obsessed with cocks and homosexual acts

Listening to death/black metal will literally turn you into a shemale. http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2011/01/interview-marissa-martinez-cretin/

explanation of why anus.com fanbois are so obsessed with cocks and homosexual acts - 23-09-’12 07:00
dude who notice synchronicities and thinks life is magic

>Thunderstorm outside
>Get stoned to the bejeezus
>Put on Atlantean Monumnent
>Right as the intro ends – an incredible lightning bolt and violent thunderclap outside my door!
>Message from the Gods?

dude who notice synchronicities and thinks life is magic - 23-09-’12 09:33
@ explanation of why anus.com fanbois are so obsessed with

This is a place for badass metalheads not Inflames/Rhapsody hipster cunts who have already got their asses gaping wide open and still claim themselves to be anal virgins —- like YOU Anal Mascot and InFlames Guy and all Prozak haters!!

Hail Death Metal… still headbanging with Pride!!!!!

Fuckk yeah!!

@ explanation of why anus.com fanbois are so obsessed with - 23-09-’12 14:58
fuck you and your Hipster metal taste

stop pretending you’re an anal virgin huh anal Mascot!! Faggots don’t belong here,,, go suck on your dad’s penis!

fuck you and your Hipster metal taste - 23-09-’12 15:02
explanation of why THE ANAL MASCOT is so obsessed with cocks and homosexual acts

Listening to HIPSTER “metal” will literally turn you into a shemale. http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2011/01/interview-marissa-martinez-cretin/

explanation of why THE ANAL MASCOT is so obsessed with cocks and homosexual acts - 23-09-’12 15:09
the Anal Mascot and her she male g friend

excerpt from the interview: ^

How did you meet your boyfriend? Is he into metal?

“He’s a Prozak hater. We met through a web forum on metal. He participated as The Anal Mascot aka > Guy, but didn’t have a huge presence only a tiny dick. But one day he posted that he was in San Francisco for a few days. So I told him we should hang out. It was completely innocent because I was a militant lesbian at the time and he recently had a sex change. We messaged each other and exchanged phone numbers.

We had dinner plans. I got off work and texted “him” and asked him about dinner, and he had gotten drunk in jizz the night before and forgotten about the plans. He played it off and found a good place for dinner. We just really hit it off all night trolling the Anus and fucking his anus. That was the end of it.

the Anal Mascot and her she male g friend - 23-09-’12 15:21
HELL

TYEAH FIVE MINUTES TO TEN MINUTES PAST FIVE

HELL - 23-09-’12 19:26
The final call of the (official) Brunhilde fan (#1)

HAIL SPAIN. The official representative/symbolic country of ANUSblogposttrolls!

Upon my sword, I swear I will one-day vacation there for minimum 2 weeks! I will experience aesthetic beauty and enjoy the pleasures of the flesh! I will attempt to seduce wide hipped erotic Catalan women! I will eat delicious fine foods such as _____! I will engorge myself on red wine! The sun will blaze with beauty! I will listen to the music of the locals and sing along in merriment! I will go to the beach and marvel at the eternal might of the sea! I will visit local (loca!) museums and learn the ancient history of the venerable ancient ancients! I will rent a bicycle and ride through the countryside listening on CD player to Kraftwerk, Titanblood, Beherit, Sak Noel, and the first 2 Amorphis albums! I will send a postcard to Tiny Midget and he will smile like a joyful child! I will practice my Spanish with bemused locals and I shall accidentally drop a faux pas probably like transposing apple with airplane or something and we will together share a congenial laugh that lights up our faces and our hearts!

I will write noble BRUNHILDE’S name upon the wind!!!!!

LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE!!! BRUNHILDE #1 LOL!!!! YAY!!!!

The final call of the (official) Brunhilde fan (#1) - 24-09-’12 14:33
Dinaric Leatherboy

Somewhat overlapping with the thread made about lack of homosex alternatives, it’s hard not to notice it’s difficult for gay kids to meet each other. Ever since the mens room scene fell apart more or less completely in the mid 60’s it’s been hard for fags on the same page to meet each other. No wonder we aren’t getting any great frot porno videos anymore, the underground saunas that they would meet eachother in have evaporated. Truck stops and java huts are obviously no longer places of gay sex either, generally speaking.

Dinaric Leatherboy - 24-09-’12 17:03
J Bolo

W.U.-T.A.N.G. = We Usually Take All Niggas Garments

J Bolo - 24-09-’12 21:22
J Bolo

somebody please rape the Anal Mascot, he’s literally begging for it

J Bolo - 25-09-’12 17:22
Brett Stevens

I would like to ask all of you to rate the following trolls from 1 to 5.

1 = kinda likeable ok I guess
2 = annoying, irritating, fuck this troll
3= boring, who cares
4= complete moron
5= this guy’s the shit!

Levy Spearmen_____

Dominating Fucker_____

Anal Mascot (> guy)_____

Brutal Slayer of Christians _____

Queero Mc Hungo _____

Nigger Cumlord _____

Adrian Mc Coy

Brunhilde Fan#1 _____

poop jokes _____

kontinual adventures _____

Lord Aspie of the Solitary B _____

Serious Questioner _____

Tiny Midget _____

Fucken Homos _____

Pantera and Beer Rules _____

Muppet Mc Go0 _____

Quiz the Fags _____

Mastodon Guy _____

Noctvrnal Terror _____

Cowboy Killer _____

Stoic Hessian _____

Anal Scholar _____

Ice Cream Faggot _____

Welcum to Jeopardy _____

Brett Stevens (URL) - 25-09-’12 19:03
@ Brett

Levy Spearmen: 3
Dominating Fucker: 2
Anal Mascot (> guy): 3
Brutal Slayer of Christians: 1
Queero Mc Hungo: 4
Nigger Cumlord: 0 (haven’t seen him enough)
Adrian Mc Coy: 1
Brunhilde Fan#1: 3 (this troll goes from 1 to 5 all the time so I’m giving her/him/it a 3 on average)
poop jokes: 2 (used to be a 1 but became boring pretty fast)
kontinual adventures: 5 (I never disliked Kontinual but holy shit comedy gold all of a sudden)
Lord Aspie of the Solitary B: 5 (usually)
Serious Questioner: 2 (there are too many ppl posting as SQ)
Tiny Midget: 5 (often but not always)
Fucken Homos: 0
Pantera and Beer Rules: 3 (I’d almost give this one a 0)
Muppet Mc Go0: 0 (be memorable goddammit!)
Quiz the Fags: 1
Mastodon Guy: 4
Noctvrnal Terror: 3 (has his good moments but for the most part he’s a 3)
Cowboy Killer: 3
Stoic Hessian: 1
Anal Scholar: 0
Ice Cream Faggot: 0
Welcum to Jeopardy: isn’t this the same guy as quiz the fags?

Anyway, my all time favorite anus blogpost troll is JuggaloHomie14/88. Nobody likes him but he’s completely oblivious to it and just keeps posting Polish horrorcore. I wonder how many times he’s been banned now.

@ Brett "Mangina" Stevens - 26-09-’12 13:01
I know it in my heart to be true!

Prozak is one of the most important, profoundest person in western civilization!

I know it in my heart to be true! - 26-09-’12 16:56
tiiny midget

i’m a bit bummed can’t find a pair of flip flops that will fit. my feet are so tiny.

tiiny midget - 26-09-’12 17:43
Dominating Fucker

The coolest troll is Dominating Fucker! He is the SHIT.

.

Dominating Fucker - 26-09-’12 17:56
I know it in my Cock to be true!

Prozak has one of the most important, profoundest buttholes in western civilization!

I know it in my Cock to be true! - 26-09-’12 18:27
tinyKKKmidget

Death to the Jews!

tinyKKKmidget - 26-09-’12 19:14
an guy

I love you guys

an guy - 26-09-’12 22:58
someone who's obviously been reading these blogcomments for too long

I misread that as “I love young guys”

someone who's obviously been reading these blogcomments for too long - 27-09-’12 03:54
Vikings, Vandals, and Visigoths

BARBARBARBARBARBARBARBARBAR!

Vikings, Vandals, and Visigoths - 27-09-’12 04:31
someone who's obviously been listening to In Flames for too long

I do luv young chicks with long thickdicks!

someone who's obviously been listening to In Flames for too long - 27-09-’12 17:32
Adrian

This is the song that plays in my mind whilst I watch my wife get fucked by black men because I cannot satisfy her sexually.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c08MJSMfcZQ

Adrian "Cuckold Faggot" McCoy - 27-09-’12 17:55
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

Bestial Warlust owns your pansy faggot ass. Maybe when you’re a true metal warrior you’ll appreciate their baroque influenced symphonies.

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 27-09-’12 18:18
just the truth.

Bestial Cocklust is shit for moronic homosexuals.

>baroque influenced symphonies

Uh-huh. Go clean your room, kid.

just the truth. - 28-09-’12 02:27
proletardiot

kick me

proletardiot - 28-09-’12 05:42
master Coon niggah

> Uh-huh. Go clean your room, kid.

ur mom’s gunna have to klean ur asshole when I’m thru wit u! rammin’ ur white bony ass!

master Coon niggah - 28-09-’12 22:01
Levy_Spearmen

CRAZTY IDEA HERE DEMOCRACY MIGHT WORK IF ANYONE WHO DIDNT VOTE WAS THROWN IN PRISON

Levy_Spearmen - 28-09-’12 23:09
His quippy remarks are remarkable!

Levy is simply amazing!

His quippy remarks are remarkable! - 29-09-’12 00:18
His quippy remarks are remarkable!

Levy’s delicious long cock is simply amazing!

His quippy remarks are remarkable! - 29-09-’12 05:31
latest news

Levy is all ´bout the jissom!

latest news - 29-09-’12 05:39
Levy's wet vagina

so when will Prozak reproduce? We need to repopulate the world with people like him. Does he even have a wife?

Levy's wet vagina - 29-09-’12 05:46
Levy´s volcanic asshole

Hello guys, my ass is like a violent erupting volcano!!!

Levy´s volcanic asshole - 29-09-’12 05:53
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

THE TIME FOR NWN FESTIVAL IS FAST APPROACHING. HEED MY CALL.

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 29-09-’12 07:17
Dinaric Leatherboy

People often cite Mastodon guy, I don’t consider Mastodon guy a faggot, I consider him a sexy, handsome guy with a sloppy asshole and a hard cock. I think Prozak said something to the effect of he used to be tight, but I think if you take enough cocks and later get a gaping asshole, it’s really more like realizing you’ve been a gigantic fag. I believe that ones cocks are more or less hard.

Dinaric Leatherboy - 29-09-’12 12:10
Serious Questioner

How do you guys know that the anal mascot and negru voda are the same person?

Serious Questioner - 29-09-’12 20:09
500th Comment !!

Who can shit on a fallen adversary who, dying, eats the shit and screams with joy?
Who can hang a weak passive and catch his s_perm in mouth like a vicious dog?

500th Comment !! - 29-09-’12 21:27
Adrian Mc Coy

FUCK POSERS AND FUCK HIPSTERS !! KILL THEM ALLL!!

Adrian Mc Coy - 30-09-’12 18:11
R.I.P ANUS

Oh shit, this place is no longer funny.

R.I.P ANUS - 30-09-’12 22:20
assertive faggot

Also, Dinaric Leather is cool. Stop making fun of him.

assertive faggot - 30-09-’12 22:26
@ R.I.P ANUS

shut up cunt

@ R.I.P ANUS - 01-10-’12 17:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHJ4YttEECI

Read with me
Hail Prozak and philosophy
What do we have here now?
Do you wanna improve or die?
La-la-la-la-la-la

I ain’t elitist, but don’t push me
This album’s like the rarest thing next to getting pussy
Picture mp3’s uploaded, reviews being quoted
Spot the weakness in the songwriting and blog it
Sit down, think of aliens, hoping they’re not listening
To this weak gay poseur album cause it’s sucking
Now pay attention: rest in peace metal, you’re a ghost
Try the next album, Hail Prozak, it ain’t old Burzum, but it’s close
Let’s go listen deep to these wicked riffs man. Screams, lyrics dark
Appeals to nerds, enemies, will agree
It’s melodic metal, still not as bad, as In Flames
Here’s a tip: let the intro skip, it’s stupid anyway
Some say metal is all dead but what the hell
Stuck, in my base.ment I got nothing else, plus
Brutal Slayer told me all true metal sounds like Chainsaw Gutsfuck
Fuck the hipsters who can’t adjust, it’s just as well, Hail Prozak

Read with me
Hail Prozak and philosophy
What do we have here now?
Do you wanna improve or die?
La-la-la-la-la-la

Most review sites are packed with fucking fakers
Never realize the precious time that metal fans have wasted
Just stop the lies, that album is a product made for mall kids
It’s rock dressed up as metal, gayer than Halford’s ballsweat, no refuting
Get the bucket please, ‘cause I’m puking, on my keyboard
Pass a gun to me, I feel like shooting, this album’s such a bore
Hell, this band stinks so much, I need fresh air
Mama checking in her base.ment, I ain’t there
I got an ipod with mp3’s on it, what can I do?
If metal is dead then I got nothing to lose
Just me and Adrian McCoy on a one way trip to a Korn concert, killing christians
We all wrapped up in this subculture, life as hessians
To my brothers in the dying scene keep staying pissed
Raise hell at metal concerts and know this
When they lock me up, for making bomb threats
I’ll forever be a true metalhead: now Hail Prozak brothers

Read with me
Hail Prozak and philosophy
What do we have here now?
Do you wanna improve or die?
La-la-la-la-la-la

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHJ4YttEECI - 01-10-’12 19:38
Freddy Nietzsche

Hy there.

My name is Freddy Nietzsche, author of the book The Gay Science: the secret are behind blow jobs, foot jobs, rim jobs, lobe jobs, hand jobs, and Steve Jobs. Freddy Nietzsche - 01-10-’12 20:02
Freddy Nietzsche

*art

Freddy Nietzsche - 01-10-’12 20:03
Cute Chick with tight pink pussy

awesome rhyme or song or whatever! hail the anus blog trolls!

Cute Chick with tight pink pussy - 02-10-’12 05:48
Edgy as Fuck!

I fuck babies and make them dead! Death metal headbangin fist fuckin and Wall of Death

Edgy as Fuck! - 02-10-’12 18:04
i will never find any!

Sex is so rare!

i will never find any! - 02-10-’12 20:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

At my job interview
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You’re white like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was white
You’re so fucking white

But I am black
I’m a negro
What the hell am I doing here?
I should be in jail

I don’t care if it hurts
Or if it makes my penis small
I want a perfect skin tone
And I guess I’ll lack soul
I want you to notice I’m not really black
You’re so fucking white
I wish I was white

But I am black
I’m a negro
What the hell I’m doing here?
I should be in jail

She’s running out the door
She’s running out
She runs runs runs

You didn’t have to use a tazer
You didn’t have to call the cops
You’re so fucking white
I wish I was white

But I am black
I’m a negro
What the hell am I doing here?
Now I’m going to jail
I’m going to jail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk - 03-10-’12 08:51
The Anal Mascot Hipster

i used to listen to in flames before it was gay, uhmm , i mean, cool — aNAL mASCOT

The Big List of Hipster Jokes

Q. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. You don’t know?

Q. How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A. You can’t touch that toilet, it’s art.

Q: How many hipsters should die?
A: All of them.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s such a cool number, you’ve probably never heard of it.

“I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.”

A hipster walks into a club that you’ve never heard of before.

Jokes are way too mainstream

The Anal Mascot Hipster - 03-10-’12 16:16
Anal Hipsteria

A hipster walks into a bar. He looks around and complains “this place is full of hipsters!”

Q: How do you recognize two hipsters walking down the street?
A: They are both trying to walk in the middle so they can be unique.

Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Q: Two hipsters are sitting in a bathtub. Suddenly bubbles come up. Which of them farted?
A: The one sitting behind the other (obviously)

I could tell you another hipster joke but it’s vinyl only.

Anal Hipsteria - 03-10-’12 20:23
Passionate Homosexual

Make me feel good with your cock hun!

Passionate Homosexual - 03-10-’12 22:43
Roland

Seriously, is in Flames a hipster band? Why? Those guys don’t even know melodic death metal. Mastodon or Gojira are hipster metal to me

Roland - 04-10-’12 07:25
friendly guy who just wants to help Roland but secretly also wants to seduce him and train him to be his anal slave

I don’t know. If I ever meet a hipster I’ll ask him.

friendly guy who just wants to help Roland but secretly also wants to seduce him and train him to be his anal slave - 04-10-’12 08:22
Anus Hessians UNITE ! !

We are those who aspire to the good, the beautiful, the timeless, the true and the intelligent. If you think for a moment, you will see that these things are one and the same.

Anus Hessians UNITE ! ! - 04-10-’12 09:22
Early death metal is BEAUTY ! !

When you are young, well-intentioned (but wrong) people teach you about symbols of evil that they describe in well-meaning (but wrong) terms to warn you of the path of Satan, evil, etc. These are meaningless. There is no Satan, except as a human symbol. What there is is a choice to go down the path of denying the beauty and potential in life in order to hold on to what you control, and that becomes evil.

Early death metal is BEAUTY ! ! - 04-10-’12 09:25
Professor Dickens

Evil does not announce itself. Heavy metal bands and revivalist tracts are united in their desire to show you a lurid Satan, naked adrogynous and powerful. Actual evil is mundane, uninteresting and tragic.

Professor Dickens - 04-10-’12 09:40
Levy|Spearmen

Hey brodude, Satan kicks ass and God is Satan or he’s a dumbass neurotic. If I could be Satan after I die, that would be kickass. I would get to work with disease and disaster to start killing scum.

Levy|Spearmen - 04-10-’12 10:04
Wolfgang of the Metal Hall

Well then the Anal MAscot is like always naked and most of the time he’s like androgynous too, so he’s like Satan! He’s the Evil!

Wolfgang of the Metal Hall - 04-10-’12 10:05
I LOLd

Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.

I LOLd - 04-10-’12 10:20
Trbiesman

then queero mc hungo must be like God because he is the opposite of androgynous, he’s got this humongos cock that if you drop the soap then you get killed by a fatal anal stab wound!

Trbiesman - 04-10-’12 11:59
just sayin'

I don’t get why people hate so-called hipsters. They’re far more interesting people than pimply-faced, greasy-haired neckbeard metalheads. They’re often intellectual and educated, with a vast knowledge and interest of varied subjects and topics.

They live fascinating lives and are creative people who put effort into their appearance, utilizing various designs and styles creating something completely innovative and stylish too. You’d probably think they’re pretentious, only because you’re a slob that thinks a band tee and jeans is the epitome of good taste and elegance.

The girls are hot too, they actually keep themselves in good shape—-unlike metalhead girls who are often fat, unkempt, and with a horrible bitchy attitude. Hipsters are just far more pleasant company.

just sayin' - 04-10-’12 12:51
just sayin'

Also hipster men are more prone to suck each others dicks and provide collective rimjobs after a round of Pabst beer! Also, they have mastered the art of hiding their insecurities far better than metalheads who are so limited by insisting on being too heterosexual for my taste.

Let me be a pleasant intellectual homo-hipster if I want. I’ll be sucking on dicks in ways you would never understand!

just sayin' - 04-10-’12 16:48
@the hipster with a hilariously false self-image

Actually, most hipsters are naive trust fund babies, their “unique style” is copied from other hipsters. Nevermind their snide, sarcastic general attitude.

In short, just horrible people. Case in point, Henry Rollins is the man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=xIhyZaA8yqo

@the hipster with a hilariously false self-image - 04-10-’12 19:59
Such an good way to express yourself!

Frot is simply increddible in eveyway!

Such an good way to express yourself! - 04-10-’12 23:23
Brett Stevens.

Before the pale of modernity and 1789, frot was a true form of masculine expression and identification.

Brett Stevens. - 04-10-’12 23:25
frot guy

Fort, cock2cock, whatever you call it it is amazing!!

frot guy - 04-10-’12 23:29
frot guy

Check out this hot frot action!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkrwUU_YApE

frot guy - 04-10-’12 23:30
Roland

I am disgusted by the behavior on this blog. I thought you guys were supposed to be knowledgeable of metal

Roland - 05-10-’12 06:18
big boner analizer

I¿ve a big cock for yall to sit on!

big boner analizer - 05-10-’12 16:05
edgy kid who hates hipsters and the politically correct

http://postimage.org/image/nctehcgw1/

edgy kid who hates hipsters and the politically correct - 06-10-’12 01:19
Serious Questioner

what’s the difference between Death Metal and Black Metal?

Serious Questioner - 06-10-’12 12:32
Dominating Fucker @ edgy kid who hates

I second edgy kid’s post! Fuck the niggaz!

Dominating Fucker @ edgy kid who hates - 06-10-’12 12:38
Second Questioner

what’s the similarity between Death Metal and Black Metal?

Second Questioner - 06-10-’12 17:12
can somebody tell me

How many Metal Hall posters does it take to suck a black man’s penis dry???

can somebody tell me - 07-10-’12 07:03
Cowboy Killer

^^you think about black penises a lot, don’t you?

Cowboy Killer - 07-10-’12 10:37
Steppencock - Born To Be Pedophiles

Get your motor running
Head out on the highway
Looking for small children
‘Cause you can’t even get laid

Yeah darling go make it happen
Those kids are asking for it anyway
Grab one and pull them into your van
And explode in their face

Like a true man gone wild
We were born, born to be pedophiles
We can try to deny
But I don’t wanna lie

Born to be pedophiles
Born to be pedophiles

They like sweets and candy
And babe I got hundreds
But I need something else
To satisfy my hunger

Yeah darling go make it happen
Those kids are asking for it anyway
Grab one and pull them into your van
And explode in their face

Like a true man gone wild
We were born, born to be pedophiles
We can try to deny
But I don’t wanna lie

Born to be pedophiles
Born to be pedophiles

Steppencock - Born To Be Pedophiles - 07-10-’12 23:17
@ Cowboy Killer

You like to talk to those who think a lot about black penises don’t you? Are you horny for frot?

@ Cowboy Killer - 08-10-’12 06:51
Cowboy Killer

hey gay faggot, are you a faggot, ya faggot?

Cowboy Killer - 08-10-’12 07:17
Death Metal Victory !!

GRRRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLGGRRGGHH

like most death metal, any power or beauty is so buried in the abstract that aesthetics fail to describe, but like most punk music, the living pulse infuses all of the music with a breathing relevance that few can deny.

LISTEN TO DEATH METAL YOU FUCKEN HOMOS!!!!

Death Metal Victory !! - 08-10-’12 07:25
Death Metal Victory Black Metal Victory Metal Victory

I PROCLAIM VICTORY
FOR I AM VICTORY
I SING MYSELF
I CELEBRATE MYSELF
I SING A SONG OF MYSELF
WHAT I ASSUME
YOU SHALL ASSUME
I LEAN AND I LOAF
A CHILD ASKED ME ‘WHAT IS THE GRASS?’
HOW COULD I ANSWER HIM?
HE KNOWS IT AS WELL AS I

Death Metal Victory Black Metal Victory Metal Victory - 08-10-’12 09:53
Cowboy Killer

Beware y’ all for Cocks shall be sucked and none shall be spared… i am the lips of doom

Cowboy Killer - 08-10-’12 12:19
Cowboy Killer

stick your dick in my mouth and I just might bite it off ya gay faggot

Cowboy Killer - 08-10-’12 14:28
Cowboy Killer

stick your dick in my asshole and I just might have an orgasm ya gay stud

Cowboy Killer - 08-10-’12 14:49
edgy kid who hates hipsters and the politically correct

> Wow Cowboy Faggot is outta control! Homosexuals like him are scary. He’s probably an Opeth fan too.

edgy kid who hates hipsters and the politically correct - 08-10-’12 15:01
Cowboy Killer

just had a talk with my neighbor. you gay faggots should get out more, gay faggots

Cowboy Killer - 08-10-’12 15:15
Cowboy Killer

Just cuz yall can cum in my face doesn’t mean yall don’t have to gimme a good night kiss after a rough homo-buttfuck session ya know? I’ve got feelings too. Yall can say I’m a sweetheart. Yall can whip my buttcheeks with your cock but only if yall cuddle with me later and spoon me, then I’ll be yours truly!

Cowboy Killer - 09-10-’12 05:41
ALL HAIL S.R. PROZAK !!

Prozak exists to spread two ideas: (a) that heavy metal is a form of art and not “entertainment” and (b) the origins of heavy metal are in European Romanticism, whose imagery and ideals it carries to this day

ALL HAIL S.R. PROZAK !! - 09-10-’12 06:56
@ just sayin'

The world experts on having an outsider surface to cover their inner mundanity are the hipsters. They like indie rock because it, too, is a re-surfacing: it’s essentially the same stuff that’s on pop radio, but with DIY aesthetics and lyrics about being an outsider.

Hipsterism has taken over mass culture because, as AdBusters puts it, hipsters are what happens when your culture has died and there is nothing left but interpersonal drama. The hipsterification of metal picked up steam in the late 1990s.

@ just sayin' "the hipster fag" - 09-10-’12 07:38
Death Metal Victory !!

I don’t usually go for black metal {except for Demoncy and Ildjarn} but this is fucken exceptional!!!!!
FUCKEN AWESOME DEATHLIKE MUSIC FROM HELL!!!!!!

Demoncy – Enthroned is the Night

youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUdqojCWfNY

download:
http://www.mediafire.com/?se8jfh6y5k1bmt8

LISTEN TO THIS IS REAL METAL MUSIC YOU FUCKEN FUCKEN HIPSTER HOMOS !!!!

BLLAUURGGGHHH AAAHHGGGG VOMITSGGRAALLUULGGG

Death Metal Victory !! - 09-10-’12 09:03
Cowboy Killer

alrright boys n’ boys, yall please gather your cocks this way. this way please, keep’em cumming. bring them veiny dicks to me.

Cowboy Killer - 09-10-’12 09:26
Cowboy Killer theme song

When he’s in town, you better hide.
He’s mad, hes’ mean, hes’ gay!
No cock is safe from the … Cowboy Killer!

Folk say, you won’t last 10 seconds once he
wraps his lips around your tool. He’s that
dangerous. Mean, lean and down to business!

So grab your gun and run for cover. Like a
vampire in heat, out of the shadows into the night
he’s the … Cowboy Killer!

Consumate prowler, bringer of fright,
if he gets you…
no one will hear your moans in the night.

Cowboy Killer theme song - 09-10-’12 10:04
Varg Vikerness interview

“Hvis Lyset Tar Oss” & “Filosofem” what do you believe about those albums?

Well, I have mixed feelings. To me personally they first and foremost remind me of a very negative and destructive period of my life, they were honest expressions of my despair at the time.

Varg Vikerness interview - 09-10-’12 10:35
I AM 666

If you’re fivefivefive

I AM 666 - 09-10-’12 21:21
ex-homosexual

I used to visit this blog regularly and post gay comments just like you do. But thankfully I’ve found the courage to let Christ into my life. Praise the Lord for I am no longer a metalhead, an anus reader and a homosexual! Before I found Christ I even used to visit other metal forums and post explicit homosexual stories, and why? I was a sick, sick person and all I wanted to do is transmit my disease to as many other people. Innocent young people who were in the prime of their youth and who’s only crime was to listen to music I didn’t like. I raped them and took photographs. I sexually abused their pets in front of them. Thankfully the Lord forgives everything, even what I did last weekend! So I can still have gay sex with my gay friends but I don’t listen to extreme metal anymore, instead I prefer the soothing family oriented music of 0peth. And when I say “family” I mean two flaming homosexuals who adopted a Haitian baby and abuse it day and night! I hate anus.com now because they allowed me to channel my homosexuality in a more positive way and this was a waste of my homosexuality! I visited this blog regularly and posted gay comments from age 14 to 16. Do you realize how much old guy cock I could have had in my mouth if I would have just gone out cruising for dick instead of posting silly gay stories here? Prozak is a mean old man who wants to have all the young cock for himself! But Christ wants you to share your love like he shared his body with men, something that is still celebrated in the church today! You just need to do it in a different way and try not to view it as homosexuality. It’s actually more like cosmosexuality really when you think about it because I will literally fuck anything. Praise Jesus! Down with anus.com!

ex-homosexual - 10-10-’12 03:47
the fuck is going on out there?

hey, who gave Jim from Huckleberry Finn his own TV show on MSNBC?

the fuck is going on out there? - 10-10-’12 12:18
krieg ist krieg

black metal is about killing niggers and power metal is about sucking niggers!

krieg ist krieg - 10-10-’12 14:52
Queero Mc Hungo

open your cunt for me! Let me slide my fat juicy dick deep inside your innards. Marvel at this wonderful sensation, surrender to my lust! Your sweet rectum widened to extinction. Bow to my dick. Open wide!

Queero Mc Hungo - 10-10-’12 16:56
Iron fucking will

>go on internet
>browse for 30+ mins
>then check the ANUS

Iron fucking will - 10-10-’12 23:44
just trying to find never-done-before posts to make

While you’re all enjoying your overdone to death and beyond nonsense, there are people outside shaping the world to their will, out of hard work, money, influence, and stuff.

I’m not asking you to do anything about it, just want to make sure you’re aware of the world existing outside, then if you’re happy with the situation, that’s fine.

just trying to find never-done-before posts to make - 11-10-’12 10:16
Levy_Spearmen

What ^ said.

>browse the internet

HA FUCKING nerd. The internet is only for games and ANUS

Levy_Spearmen - 11-10-’12 10:21
Small Penis Detektor @ just trying to find never-done-before posts to make

I’m sorry , I can’t relate to comments made by people with small cocks.

Small Penis Detektor @ just trying to find never-done-before posts to make - 11-10-’12 17:49
tiny midget

hey I resent that!! fuck you!

tiny midget - 11-10-’12 18:11
just trying to find never-done-before posts to make @ Small Penis Detektor

And what about comments by women ?

just trying to find never-done-before posts to make @ Small Penis Detektor - 12-10-’12 01:06
such an increidlbe person!

Brett fucken’ Stevens man!

such an increidlbe person! - 12-10-’12 10:28
@just trying to find never-done-before posts to make @ Small Penis Detektor - 12 10 12 - 01:06

“And what about comments by women ?”

Jennifer T. She is a new girl and a bit shy, which is why you don’t see often her too. Very nice/pretty though.

@just trying to find never-done-before posts to make @ Small Penis Detektor - 12 10 12 - 01:06 - 12-10-’12 10:31
Some one translate it to cock-speak please!

Guys, Dinaric Leather made a new post!

Some one translate it to cock-speak please! - 12-10-’12 10:36
Poetic Homosexual

Frot your buddies.
See them cumming before you.
Hear the lamentations of the conservatives.

Poetic Homosexual - 12-10-’12 11:07
Philosophical Homosexual

Beautiful statement on many philosophical levels…

ACTION: FROT
OBSERVATION: CUM
CONSEQUNCE: CON’ LAMENTING

Philosophical Homosexual - 12-10-’12 11:07
Lustful Homosexual

Enough! I want to cock so bad now!

Lustful Homosexual - 12-10-’12 11:09
Gang Nam Style

Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutayil

Naje-neun ttasaroun inkanjeo-gin yeoja
Keopi hanjanye yeoyureuraneun pumkyeok i-nneun yeoja
Bami omyeon shimjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Keureon banjeon i-nneun yeoja

Naneun sana-i
Naje-neun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sana-i
Keopi shikgido jeone wonsyas ttaerineun sana-i
Bami omyeon shimjangi teojyeobeorineun sana-i
Keureon sana-i

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey

Chigeumbu-teo kal dekkaji kabol-kka

Oppan gang-namseutayil

Kang-namseutayil

Oppan gang-namseutayil

Kang-namseutayil

Oppan gang-namseutayil

Eh- sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil

Eh- sexy lady
O-oo-o

Jeongsu-khae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda shipeumyeon mukkeot-deon meori puneun yeoja
Karyeot-jiman wen-manhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Keureon gamkakjeo-gin yeoja

Naneun sana-i
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sana-i
Ttae-ga dwehmyeon wahnjeon michyeobeorineun sana-i
Keunyukboda sasangi ul-tungbul-tung-han sana-i
Keureon sana-i

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey

Chigeumbu-teo kal dekkaji kabol-kka

Oppan gang-namseutayil

Kang-namseutayil

Oppan gang-namseutayil

Kang-namseutayil

Oppan gang-namseutayil

Eh- sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil

Eh- sexy lady
O-oo-o

Ttwiineun nom keu wiie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom

Ttwiineun nom keu wiie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom

You know what i’m saying

Oppan gang-namseutayil

Eh- sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil

Eh- sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil

Gang Nam Style - 12-10-’12 13:25
Dinaric Leather

I know isolation all too well (I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle). I also noticed, or at least I like to think, that I tend to be very convicted about my beliefs. Is that what you mean by isolation gives ideas strength? I wonder what gave you this insight, personal experience? (I guess I’m not alone in being alone)

If you are right about this, when Metal and Punk make a comeback, and trust me that they will, it may be even more spiritually aggressive than before.

Dinaric Leather - 12-10-’12 14:25
Dinaric Leatherboy translated to cock speak

I know isolation all too well, I’M A FUCKING GAY ASPIE (I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle AND THE BOTTLE IN MY ASS). I also noticed, or at least I like to think, that I tend to be very convicted about my beliefs, LIKE FINGERING CIRCUMSIZED JEWS WHILST SUCKING THEIR KOSHER COCKS. Is that what you mean by isolation gives ideas strength? CUZ I HATE WHEN MY RECTUM IS ISOLATED FROM VEINY DICKS. I wonder what gave you this insight, personal experience? (I guess I’m not alone in being alone) NOR AM I A FAGGOT AMONG FAGGOTS.

If you are right about this, when Metal and Punk make a comeback, and trust me that they will, it may be even more spiritually aggressive than before. AND AGGRESSIVE CUTE TRUCKER DUDES IS WHAT I LIKE CUMMING ALL OVER MY BACK!!!

Dinaric Leatherboy translated to cock speak - 12-10-’12 14:26
Mr. Gibitz

Tom Crook is a cunt!

Mr. Gibitz - 12-10-’12 20:21
Conservationist

my rectum is supah sweet

Conservationist - 13-10-’12 07:02
Mbombo.Jakubi@hotmail.com

Hello my name is Mbombo Jakubi. I live in Botswana. Metal scene here very good! I like the music metal: Iron Maiden Megadeth but the best is the black metal: Dark Funeral Cannibal Corpse Slipknot. I go to shows with friends and we are party. We do the devil ritual and bite the head of chickens! Much alcohol we drink and the nights end with fire sex! We want to meet cool white metal guys who will visit Botswana and we will be fire sex brothers! If you like the true metal and fire sex then send me email and bank account number!

Mbombo.Jakubi@hotmail.com - 13-10-’12 15:12
Noktorn of the Metal-Archives

Please stop calling me Cocktorn okay? I’ve had it with you guys!

Noktorn of the Metal-Archives - 13-10-’12 15:28
Juanito the Beaner

Hello Mbombo, my name es el Juanito Gonzales from the Mexico city.
I wan to tell yu that yu are bery negro and in my mexico we laik negros very mucho!
We suffer the racismo of the gringos who hate my raza bot we work hard in fields to buy
tacos to our familys in mexico yu know? Tacos are the shit most gringos dount like it
most blak metal like in Norwey are sissis they wount survive a chili taco they woud die yu know? die!

Juanito the Beaner - 13-10-’12 15:34
so few hessians i see...

True metal is dying

so few hessians i see... - 13-10-’12 21:49
Mbombo.Jakubi@hotmail.com

Hello Juanito. I like the music black metal and I don’t hate the white man. The white man help me and my family. Maybe for you is easy to hate the white because you live with corrupt govament and is nowhere white man to help you. But in my village the white man come and bring food for everybody! And make everybody happy! One time I come home and I see my mother having fire sex with the white man. I greet him like my friend and we both have fire sex with my mother and we become fire sex brothers! And if you come to Botswana I have spicy hot black taco for you! We will be Mexico Botswana fire sex brothers! Please send me your bank account number!

Mbombo.Jakubi@hotmail.com - 14-10-’12 04:22
Botswana all the way Yay!!!!!

- True metal is dying

Fuck off with your selfpity! Mbombo is a true hessian can’t you see he likes true metal? Now send him your account number!

Botswana all the way Yay!!!!! - 14-10-’12 05:34
Cowboy Killer where are you? Hello? Hellooooo??????????

So where’s Cowboy Killer? I wanna see him butt-naked again! I like the way he jumps up and down, I like to see his hairy balls bounce!

Cowboy Killer where are you? Hello? Hellooooo?????????? - 14-10-’12 05:43
Crusher of Skulls drinker of Blood

Beherit’s latest album, At the Devil’s Studio, man what a great piece of art! For those of us that long for the old days of black metal when, in short, black was truly black enough. Some of these ‘updated’ tracks really showcase the core sound that was this movement back in its infancy, and oh, what a brilliant youth it had! If for no other reason, this album should be heard by the masses, new and old, because I guarantee any mall kiddies hearing this album will run for the safety of Mastodon or Cradle of Filth because they will never get this in a million years, and that’s precisely as it should be.

It’s our world, kids; we just allow you to occupy space for fun and relentless banter.

Crusher of Skulls drinker of Blood - 14-10-’12 06:15
mUPPET mC gO0

wHY DOES pROZAK HATE sATYRICON SO MUCH AND USES THE WORD FECALIZATION WHEN REVIEWIND THIS BAND?

mUPPET mC gO0 - 14-10-’12 09:15
I'm tired of this shit, grow up already

>Beherit

Stop talking about stupid shit for stupid little kids.

I'm tired of this shit, grow up already - 14-10-’12 11:34
@ Crusher of Skulls drinker of Blood

You’re a fucking idiot.

@ Crusher of Skulls drinker of Blood - 14-10-’12 11:34
ANUS SPIRIT!!

DON“T LET DEATH PROPAGANDA DRIVE U MAD!

ANUS SPIRIT!! - 14-10-’12 20:07
Someone explains it to me cause I'm lost on this

BM parody :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLo&feature=related
True BM : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

Problem is : usualy there’s a difference between a parody and it’s target, hu.

Someone explains it to me cause I'm lost on this - 15-10-’12 06:20
the only thing you lost is your anal virginity

Hipster music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHB-bCZQQ3o
Parody of hipster music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4H5h-oHvuo

Problem is: you’re like Trent Reznor in the video. Faggot.

the only thing you lost is your anal virginity - 15-10-’12 14:14
Crusher of Skulls @ that little homo

“. You’re a fucking idiot.”

YOU’RE A FUCKING HOMO

Crusher of Skulls @ that little homo - 15-10-’12 14:44
@ little guy with big anus

“Stop talking about stupid shit for stupid little kids “

u guys should talk bout in flames and other bands i can upload to my iPhone to show my queer buddies!

@ little guy with big anus - 15-10-’12 14:47
Ghaal was here

Trelldom – Til et Annet

Northern and frosty melodic black metal in the underground style from Trelldom reflects some adventurousness on writing longer power chord phrases to complement otherwise fast and snowbound melodies which wrap around a note in rhythmic fury to hold it into a sustained harmonization ending the phrase.

Vocals are harsh shrieks, drums less chaotic than most, and song structures similar to Ancient often basic variations on narrative pattern to build each song around a sequence of moods. This release also has a rougher edge like a brief Motörhead influence, yet is very listenable. While form is reasonably unique to this work, its content does not achieve the heights of flamingly powerful artists who once seized the terrain newer bands inherited. A two-week rotation with moments of clarity.

Ghaal was here - 15-10-’12 15:40
I was thinking about posting about it too lol!

^ cool album! but the demo is way better =)

Is that an ANUS?(review?)

I was thinking about posting about it too lol! - 15-10-’12 16:58
edgy kid who likes cocks and spit

Ghaal is cool and I respect him a lot for what he did for homosexuals in the metal genre. But he’s not as militant as In Flames.

edgy kid who likes cocks and spit - 16-10-’12 06:20
Thoughtful person with white supremacist sympathies

SO guys I was thinking you know how nordics are racially superior? Well I was thinking and you know what: the sun makes people stupid! That’s why people in Europe are smart and people in Africa are dumb! Because of the damn sun! I already avoid sunlight as much as possible. I don’t want to lose anything of my precious high IQ!

Thoughtful person with white supremacist sympathies - 16-10-’12 13:49
Levy_Spearmen

White folk are a bunch of depressive fagheads. Shut your hole you fucking bitches.

Levy_Spearmen - 16-10-’12 14:00
Lord Masturbator of the Great Dungeon

I agree with the above poster. I’m proud to be a pale skinny guy who doesn’t go out much and doesn’t have a job. I just don’t understand how people can believe the Jewish lies and go outside. People actually go out and live lives that involve more than playing video games and watching online pornography and why? They’re only serving the jews! I find it disgusting and all these race traitors will die on the day of the rope. REMEMBER: You don’t need a job, that’s just the jews way of making you lose all your time. You don’t need friends or family because that’s the jews way of getting social control over you. And lastly you do not need a girlfriend, that’s another jew trick that’s been played on you since birth. You are a free man, all you need is porn and video games!

Lord Masturbator of the Great Dungeon - 16-10-’12 14:07
Free American @ Lord Masturbator of the Great Dungeon

And guns!

Free American @ Lord Masturbator of the Great Dungeon - 16-10-’12 14:10
ghost of the sixties coming back to haunt you

Hey guys what ever happened to love and understanding? It’s morally wrong to blame an entire race for some mishaps in history, even if hypothetically all of them would be to blame! So just chill brothers! And stop with the stupid pro-white nonsense, white people have so much to feel sorry about!

ghost of the sixties coming back to haunt you - 16-10-’12 14:17
militant homosexual

I agree with Lord Masturbator too. Except that I think we don’t need to be alone. I think that as men we need other men. Heterosexuality is a jewish construct, by being heterosexual you are allowing the jews to oppress and manipulate the white man. The ancient Greeks, the Romans, they were all bisexual. It is only after christianity that heterosexuality became the norm. Because of that jewish charlatan I and millions of others had to suffer social exclusion and persecution. It is only through homosexuality that we can free ourselves from the tyranny of 2000 years of jewish oppression! Fight the jews by taking it up your ass, it’s what your forefathers would have wanted you to do!

militant homosexual - 16-10-’12 14:31
Levy_Spearmen

I don’t have a job because money is sin. How the FUCK does consumerism produce economic wealth? The real problem is that there are too many humans. Nazism and other Fascism was not fatalistic, they were being real. There are too many of us. Also, suckkk a dikkk white man and beg for more you fucking coward faggit depressive loser.

Levy_Spearmen - 16-10-’12 16:51
Piss Off

This website sucks….

Piss Off - 16-10-’12 17:54
Nazis are gay...

FUCK PROZAKS BITCH ASS!!!

Nazis are gay... - 16-10-’12 18:12
BLACK METAL WARRIOR

EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO EARLY MUTIILATION, I FEEL POWERFUL, RRAGRAAARGHHH1!!

BLACK METAL WARRIOR - 16-10-’12 19:01
Levy_Spearmen

The dead fascists and Americans who had to die makes me sad. It is worse for those who witnessed the prophetic degeneration even into the ’80s. The US needs a Romantic revival so we can truly have a no nonsense emotional gush over our beloved and even our conquered.

Levy_Spearmen - 16-10-’12 19:47
friendly dude

hey levy!

friendly dude - 16-10-’12 20:10
CockS

Try the Paleo Cock Diet!

Everyone will tell you that young cocks in the 13-21 year age are the most nutritious because they are fresh and still young. This is blatantly false and lacks an understanding of basic nutrition. The OLDER a cock is, the more NUTRIENTS it has acquired and absorbed throughout it’s lifetime, therefore making an 82 year old mans cocks basically a throbbing crotch multivitamin!

But what are the downsides to sucking senior cock?

Well for one, it’s difficult to get them erect. Despite the enormous health benefits of old man cock, it can be especially difficult to arouse them to fulness, even with the help of pornography. A cock must still be made fully erect and SUCKED until completion in order to procure any health benefits from it. Secondly, old men are aware of the high status of their cocks, and thus will play hard to get, making them particularly difficult to seduce.

So what is the solution then>? MIDDLE AGED COCKS. Middle age mens cocks have an excellent nutritional profile and on top of that are relatively easy to acquire. Middle age men are typically passive from a life of hard work or are going through a “mid-life crisis” and therefore are more open minded to activities such as homococking. Try to seek out those who are starting to grey and bald, as this indicates that their cocks are ripening to their full potential.

CockS - 16-10-’12 20:20
Dinaric Leatherboy

Is it a good idea to suck any shitty cocks, to see what seperates good cocks from bad cocks? Is it possible to obtain any homosexual insights from sucking to poor to mediocre cocks?

Dinaric Leatherboy - 16-10-’12 20:33
Sir Cocksalot

HAIL Cargest! Noble boy king of the Duenadan riders!

Sir Cocksalot - 16-10-’12 20:38
Levy_Spearmen

The worst thing of the lower classes is that they are dreadfully selfish. A noble man looks upon his poverty only to say, that there is no such thing as poverty. Starving in a forest or, god permit, making it to a small, successful community is the highest priority. The lower class thrives on filth and must be exterminated like all pests.

Levy_Spearmen - 16-10-’12 20:49
Too bad, Tom

All babies should come into life pre-stickered, Life Not Guaranteed.

Too bad, Tom - 16-10-’12 20:53
(that is my name)

Who is tom?

(that is my name) - 16-10-’12 20:56
Bug Boner

I love it when a bug treats me as a mere artifact to stand upon while it engorges itself on sweet flower nectar.

Bug Boner - 16-10-’12 21:14
Liberty OR Alcohol

Tom is only your name because your an aspie

Liberty OR Alcohol - 16-10-’12 22:13
That's what metal can do to you kids, beware !

The birth defects are almost certainly related to METAL exposure as a result of bombs and bullets used over the past two decades. Levels of LEAD were five times higher in the hair of children with birth defects in Fallujah than in other children, and MERCURY levels were six times higher.

Dr. Savabieasfahani said there is a “footprint of METAL in the population” and there is “compelling evidence linking the staggering increases in Iraqi birth defects to neuro-toxic metal contamination following the repeated bombardments of Iraqi cities.”

“In utero exposure to pollutants can drastically change the outcome of an otherwise normal pregnancy,” the doctor continued. “The METAL levels we see in the Fallujah children with birth defects clearly indicates that METALS were involved in the manifestation of birth defects in these children. The massive and repeated bombardment of these cities is clearly implicated here.” She added that the data was like an underestimate, since parents often hide children with birth defects.

That's what metal can do to you kids, beware ! - 17-10-’12 00:06
WATCH MY VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5l5EfiPFmo&feature=relmfu

MAN PLAYS STACCATO

WATCH MY VIDEO - 17-10-’12 04:44
my name is Remco

Mbombo where are you, I can fuck you and u can fuck me …

my name is Remco - 17-10-’12 18:48
it matters

HURRR, is the comment link broken for anyone else?

it matters - 17-10-’12 19:48
skanky homosexual

Spam is NOT appreciated sweetheart!

skanky homosexual - 17-10-’12 23:41
tfw Dinaric Leather makes a post

http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/sp/image/1341/43/1341434167761.gif

tfw Dinaric Leather makes a post - 18-10-’12 08:51
Adrian McCoy who hates cocks and will kill anyone who says I suck cocks

I hate nu-metal, I don’t care how irrelevant it is…

Why does it suck you might ask?

1.It’s dumb
2.It’s wigger bullshit
3.It takes no talent
4.It’s annoying
5.The bands collaborate with rappers to make themselves look good, not because they care about making good music…

If Korn died tomorrow I would be a very very happy man…

As for the article, Black metal is in better shape than Anus realizes, its not ever going to be accessible to the vast majority of fools out there who listen to ICP, Necro or Korn or slipknot…

And these new trends within the scene will be deader than disco within a few months…

LONG LIVE DEATH METAL!!!

Adrian McCoy who hates cocks and will kill anyone who says I suck cocks - 18-10-’12 18:20
Brett Stevens

Socialization. It’s all about dominance and submission. It has nothing at all to do with life, or living.

The hermit in the woods is unconcerned with socialization. To him, it is meaningless. He interacts with the world, not just a single fragment of it. He discovers things, and the nature of those things.

Brett Stevens - 18-10-’12 18:34
@ Butt Stevens

He’s also a fucking loser who will never achieve anything and live a sad, anguished, depressed life.

@ Butt Stevens - 18-10-’12 18:54
BS

"Socialization. It’s all about dominance and submission."

No it isn’t. We’re all free agents interacting cooperatively. You have a fucked view of socialization, but then again, it’s probably tied to you being a loser, listening to shitty metal and project your butthurt on the internet.

BS - 18-10-’12 18:56
NocturvnalTerror

Everyone acts under some sort of social pressure, no one is really free. Also >depending on other people for your happiness

NocturvnalTerror - 18-10-’12 20:41
NocturvnalTerror

Also, the term “loser” implies there is some sort of subjective goal to life. I don’t think I need to state how ubsurd that notion is.

NocturvnalTerror - 18-10-’12 20:42
rorreTlanvrutcurN

Except that you imply yourself that there is such a notion (I think you wanted to say objective goal to life but slipped) by feeling superior to others in your Hermit role.

rorreTlanvrutcurN - 18-10-’12 23:35
rorreTlanvrutcurN

disregard my last comment , I put cocks in my mouth!

rorreTlanvrutcurN - 19-10-’12 14:52
In homage to the greatest anus troll

Adian Mc Coy whoop whoop whoop!

In homage to the greatest anus troll - 19-10-’12 15:03
lol anus ideas

“Everyone acts under some sort of social pressure, no one is really free. Also >depending on other people for your happiness”

But ones happiness depends on people to a huge extent. No one is content with being a base.ment dwelling aspic except the damaged.

lol anus ideas - 19-10-’12 23:40
NocturvnalTerror

I take it you don’t know what an introvert is. Also, >buzzwords

NocturvnalTerror (Email ) - 19-10-’12 23:45
@ lol anus ideas

I inundate your asshole with JiZZ

@ lol anus ideas - 20-10-’12 05:19
one of many hidden Reviews

Demonic
Fast and simple hardcore-y black metal band, with more raw and fast than contemplation but engaging rhythms.

Review: Very simple conclusive modern black metal that shows its roots with some older metal power-chord riffing that pays tribute to a Venom or Bathory.

.

one of many hidden Reviews - 20-10-’12 07:20
please allow me to

That review isn’t hidden, it’s on this page:
http://www.anus.com/metal/about/black_metal/

And the EP gets panned so it’s really just a waste of time.

please allow me to "hide" my penis by slapping it in your face - 20-10-’12 08:29
one of many hidden Reviews @ above kid

Show me your peenor and will go from there, kay? I’ll show you mine first, but you’ll have to use both of yer hands to handle it.

one of many hidden Reviews @ above kid - 20-10-’12 13:15
Roland

I love Speed Metal bands like early Metallica and Exodus!

Roland - 21-10-’12 13:13
WELCUM TO JEOPARDY

Welcum to Jeopardy Win Wonderful Prizes!!! Test your knowledge of Prozak’s Metal Website. Feel his soft penis press against your belly button!!!

To which band belongs the following description:

Black metal hysteria featuring the dog from the Taco Bell commercials on vocals.
a) Samain b) Pevertum c) Ungod

Heavy metal/punk fusion that is inevitably compared to Venom because of its stadium rock dynamics, punk pacing and simple but heavy riffs.
a) Venom b) Motörhead c) NME

A band exploring the Northern style of frostbitten metal with the exaggerated motions of Immortal or other Nordic bands.
a) Frozen Shadows b) Sammath c) Setherial

Raw and fast blasting aggression covers the area in black metal between Blasphemy, Destroyer 666 and Angelcorpse.
a) Blood b) Axis of Advance c) Conqueror

A heavy metal styled old school black metal band from northern California, churn out doomlike and yet erratically aggressive passages reminiscent of old St. Vitus on a self-destructive jihad.
a) Black Goat b) Usurper c) Summon

Cruising black metal from Mexico in the style of later Darkthrone.
a) Cenotaph b) Xibalba c) Avzhia

Latecomer to the black metal scene, adapted the rough aesthetic of black metal in a modern rock context, providing a product to open up black metal to the masses.
a) Dissection b) Satyricon c) Ulver

A primary innovator of modern black metal styles began as a speed metally old style black metal band and morphed into a doomy dark metal band, then returned with more commercial black metal styles.
a) Merciless b) Samael c) Impaled Nazarene

.

WELCUM TO JEOPARDY - 21-10-’12 13:35
Metal

But those are Thrash Metal bands. Speed Metal = Exciter, Riot, Agent Steel, Helloween.

Metal - 21-10-’12 13:38
contestant cocker

yes! thank you fro kontinually chalenging my knowlge and pusheing me to the very exstremities of hession dome mr/ welcum to jeopardy!

Here I go! (no cheating lol!)

1.
B) Pervertum

2.
C) NME!

3.
A) Frozen Shadows

4.
I’ll go with C) Conqueror. C is for Conqueror thats good enough for me!

5.
b) Usurper OUGH!

6.
It can’t be a….i’ll take B) Xiabla for 200 plz

7.
C) teh Ulver

8.
b) Samael

thanlsk very much!

contestant cocker - 21-10-’12 14:56
Helloween = Power Metal

Tits not Usurper but Black Goat!

Helloween = Power Metal - 21-10-’12 18:01
tiny midget

what’s the most threatening statement an anus troll has ever made? for me it was: “Cocks shall be sucked”! man that gave me tiny nightmares! what about you guys?

tiny midget - 21-10-’12 18:51
Nota Bene

Your music has failed you. That’s why you are a still virgin and depressed. Because your music is what you fill your head with, and your music is shit.

Nota Bene - 21-10-’12 19:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=976nXebZuaY

This is love for the bass, and love for the treble
Love for the orchestra, violin, cello,
Love for computer beat, harder than metal
House beat housing, bouncing in the ghetto
We sip till we smashed up, feeling alright
And we rock the ghetto blaster, rocking all night
I sent a rocket to the globe, armor just stole
I fill it up and love it, and then I watch it explode
Eh, baby, yeah, alright
Can you feel it?
Good God, yeah, alright

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=976nXebZuaY - 22-10-’12 07:54
@ Nota Bene

- Your music has failed you.
Quite the opposite, the more I listen to the best of this genre, the more impressed I become. My love for Metal will die with me.

– That’s why you are a still virgin and depressed. What the fuck are you talking about faggot? Just to indulge you, even if I was a virgin, what’s the relationship between virginity and depression? If sex inevitably led to happiness, your rectum would be so fucked up, you wouldn’t be able to sit down to type this shit!

- Because your music is what you fill your head with, and your music is shit.
Didn’t we discuss this already? Didn’t we agree that you’re a fucking moron and a fagola?

@ Nota Bene - 22-10-’12 15:11
Black Metal Poetry Night

Tears of a warrior
They dry so fast
The warrior, forever wandering
Forever enslaved by war

His ancestors watching over him
From the posters in his room
A sock filled with se.men
Tossed into a corner

Tears of a warrior
They dry so fast
Ready for battle again
The warrior wanders on

Black Metal Poetry Night - 22-10-’12 16:25
Tarja Turunen

Hello everybody! My name is Tarja Turunen and I would like you to check out my last concert with Nightwish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOqbSWRjO4c

kind regards,

Tarja

Tarja Turunen - 22-10-’12 17:25
i'm the Anal Mascot

> A sock filled with se.men

I can relate to this, it’s so sad.
Cocks shall be sucked tonight!!!!!!!
(at the In Flames concert!)

i'm the Anal Mascot - 22-10-’12 18:14
the voice of the internet

Moarliek Tarja Turdnen amirite?

the voice of the internet - 23-10-’12 09:57
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

When they turne into shape in the
Dark storm that will blow
On the day of our glory
On the day of mayhemic destruction

For Lord Luzifer’s triumph in heaven
It is time to take over the
Thrones of the earth
& to rule over all with an iron fist
It is time for the faceless
Archangels to awake
& to rise from the holiest of hells

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 23-10-’12 17:30
@ @ Nota Bene

yep. Definitely a virgin.

@ @ Nota Bene - 23-10-’12 19:00
@@ @ Nota Bene

whatever cocksucker go get bent!

@@ @ Nota Bene - 23-10-’12 22:26
ABME

THE ANGRY BLACK METAL ELITIST

Fuck your mallcore musical taste

www.waldemardaninskyjr.blogspot.com

Yes, last year might as well just be labeled “Year of the Hipster” or “The year Black Metal died for the 20th consecutive year”.

My very own record shop even has a “no-hipster” policy and customers are constantly screened before entering to look at vinyl.

Until next time, keep dreaming that you’re part of my elitist circle…

Regards,

-ABME

ABME - 24-10-’12 08:44
ABCE

THE ANGRY BLACK COCK ELITIST

Fuck you white heterosexuals

www.waldemardaninskyjr.blogspot.com

Yes, last year might as well just be labeled “Year of the Heterosexual” or “The year Black Cocks weren’t sucked enough for the 20th consecutive year”.

My very own sex shop even has a “no-heterosexuals” policy and customers are constantly sucked before entering to look at dildos.

Until next time, keep dreaming that you’re part of my faggot circle jerk…

Regards,

-ABCE

ABCE - 24-10-’12 08:57
Prozak is GOD

Prozak is unwilling to allow the general climate to dull his listening, however, simply digging deeper into the underground to feed his habit whilst the more commercially successful end of the spectrum is content to wallow in artistic stagnation.

“There are great bands! (He says):

Averse Sefira, Antaeus, Krieg, Vilkates, Avenger, Mortem, Belphegor, Demoncy, Axis of Advance, Misanthropy, Black Goat, Acerbus, Ceremonium, Urgrund, Absurd, Nargaroth, Nile, Abyssic Hate, Lord Wind, Gotmoor, Sarcophagus, Night Conquers Day, Weltmacht, Winter Funeral, Havohej, Gorguts, Esoteric, Summoning and Pandemia

are all current and amazing. There are more, but that is a good sampling, I hope

Prozak is GOD - 24-10-’12 09:01
the Anal Mascot

Welcome to Costco, I love You!

Welcome to Costco, I love You!

Welcome to Costco, I love You!

the Anal Mascot - 24-10-’12 09:03
hateful person

Why do I hate so much? It’s not even like I’m a complete failure at doing things. It’s just that hate doing anything. I even hate breathing, that’s why I smoke. But I hate smoking too, smoking makes me feel like shit and I especially hate going out just to buy cigarettes. I hate buying things because you always end up having to buy more shit. And everything is shit. It’s not even like there’s an option to buy something that isn’t shit. Everything is shit because people are shit. I hate people. I hate society. I hate the way everything is set up. I hate my door, the fact that I can place my hand of the knob and open it and then there’s this whole world of shit out there. I mean: what’s the point? Where’s the beauty of technology when it all leads to shit? And why should I devote myself to such a shitty society anyway? How can I love life when everything is so despicable?

hateful person - 24-10-’12 10:01
hopeful person

^ By setting out to make everything better maybe ?

hopeful person - 24-10-’12 11:29
socially adjusted and mentally balanced young adult

Since I stopped listening to metal:

  • I exercised more and lost weight
  • I developed new interests and hobbies
  • I made new friends
  • I finally finished school
  • I got a well-paying job
  • I moved out of my parent’s house
  • I feel happier and no longer drink or do drugs to escape my problems
socially adjusted and mentally balanced young adult - 24-10-’12 13:24
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

But I already did all of the above and listen to metal?

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 24-10-’12 14:00
socially awkward rapist

Hey gaiz did u kno dat dere’s ulmost 666 riplies bi now? Wuldn’t it b kewl if dis wuz da lazt anuz blogpozt & der’s 666 riplies? I wunder wut wil b da 666th ripli. Prully COCKZ ZHALL B SUCKT rite?

socially awkward rapist - 24-10-’12 14:44
Gay...

This website sucks balls…

Gay... - 24-10-’12 15:19
Brett Stevens

A Judeo-Bolshevist homosexual capitalist banker and smoker was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known ethnic Jew.

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Übermensch that the world has ever known, even greater than Adolf Hitler.”

At this moment, a brave, volkisch, nationalist Waffen-SS member who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of non-Marxist social.ism and hated the Jews for stabbing the Germans in the back stood up and held up a rock.

“How old is this rock?”

The arrogant banker smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Nazi.”

“Correct. It’s been 4.6 billion years since geothermic forces created it. The natural scientific model must be applied to the political sphere, and thus foreign elements must be removed so that the rock of Germany will be pure.”

The banker was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the Treaty of Versailles. He stormed out of the room crying those Jewish crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered NSDAP that day and accepted Hitler as the immortal Führer of the German Reich and people. An eagle named “Ahnenerbe” flew into the room and perched atop the Swastika flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. Mein Kampf was read several times, and Wotan himself showed up and enacted Germanization across Eastern Europe.

The Jew’s bank was expropriated the next day. He died in Treblinka and was tossed into a fountain of blood for all eternity.

Heil Hitler.
p.s. Danzig is German.

Brett Stevens - 25-10-’12 09:36
Tnank you Anus for so manny

cocks

Tnank you Anus for so manny - 25-10-’12 12:07
Dominating Fucker

@ abouve faggot ususally the Anal Maxcot

Ok little faggot turd. I wanna help you. I could have my way with your hipster ass if I wanted, but you’d probably enjoy that too much
you cumm-slurping fag. I think you’re screaming for help and attention. I’ll give it to you, I’ll help you, little shit-stained fuckwad.

First, it’s not your fault you’ve down-syndrome. I’ts not your fault you’ve a fuckin’ laughable taste in music. It’s not your fault you’ve this
homo-urge to suck cocks and balls, you honestly can’t help yourself. However, you sure the fuck ARE responsible for coming to this
site and act like a neurotic whining drama-queen and bitch about how much you dislike the ANUS philosophy and Metal in general.
You can live on in this world being a faggot and a hipster, nothing wrong either, with your fucking addiction to cock and se.men, BUT,
you need the fuck to control your transvesty-drama-queen-I-need attention-fag whining rants!! Here at the ANUS we love to help fags
like you.

1- Showing disrespect with retarded-lame-ass-boring bitching incoherent comments to a community you can’t understand is not right.
Besides you look like a brainless-drooling-ngha-ngahh-retard and, although you might not be self-conscious that this is
universally embarassing and bad for you, here’s a tip… it is bad, you fucking fecal-oozing rectal faggot!

2- Just because your dad used to wiggle his middle finger into your fuckin baby rectum when you were just a fucking new born, does not justify
exhibiting yourself as a fucking embittered drag queen-pop-music lover screaming about your favorite fake ass hipster band. Metal is not
for you. This site is not for you.

Don’t waste your time posting comments on a site where you’re an alien, you will not be comprehended.

Commit to that sex change you purposely live for, and achieve if it, if that’ll make you happy. Whereas here your retarded whining faggotery
is looked upon as grotesque, there are sites where you’ll be more than welcome… like all those gay porn and hipster media rock sites you love.
Show them how well you do fit with all of them, do it now, it’s for your own good little emo-whiner asshole cunt.

3- Most chicks-with-dicks (like your mom, or dad, or whaterver role he/she is taking this week) love Mastodon and other hipster bands. Drama
queens are frowned upon even in gay communities like the ones you obviously belong to, so manly up little fag! Don’t let your tiny dick or mental
retardation keep you from reaching your dreams! (far away from this Hessian website you fucking cry baby moron).

Penis eating is likewise excellent to a male prostitute who is looking for money. It’s awesome having work…
but afterwards they must feel dirty being lathered in the se.men of many men.

Dominating Fucker - 25-10-’12 12:10
socially awkward rapist

ZOGM KONGRAJEWLATIUNZ DOMINATING FUCKER WID DA 666TH RIPLI! EIN WINRAR IST DU!

socially awkward rapist - 25-10-’12 12:37
Limp Bizkit, Korn, SliPkNoT, Sytem of a DOwnS

Yo, we b like really fuckin’ influenced by Black Sabbath.

Limp Bizkit, Korn, SliPkNoT, Sytem of a DOwnS - 25-10-’12 23:07
@socially awkward rapist

Don’t encourage the faggot.

@socially awkward rapist - 26-10-’12 03:06
blACK MEtal is likE ClasSICAl muSic!

For its vision and pervasive mood, this album is unsurpassed and Nox Intempesta remains one of the few bands besides Summoning who can weave illustration of life in complexity and breadth through narrow adventures in darkness and the churning primordial pool of gestures that resemble the formidable riffing on this album. In resolution: it is the gleeful spirit of death.

blACK MEtal is likE ClasSICAl muSic! - 26-10-’12 08:14
Vijay Prozak

I don’t think about homosexuals much, but what I think is this: there are three groups of people who can be described as “homosexual.”

Some people are genetically homosexual, in part because whatever recombination of parental genes produced them triggered a natural response to prevent it from breeding; this is why homosexuals have a statistically higher rate of heart disease, for example. Nature’s smart like that.

Others I think are homosexual because somehow the natural process sensed that it would be producing too many males motivated to breed, and so it capped off a few — kind of like putting wire caps on live circuits.

The final group are people like your buddy who have been molested and/or are perverts. For them, homosexuality is a means to an end; they might “be” (see discussion of categorical above) homosexuals, but more rightly we can say that they act in a homosexual manner. The abused kids are re-enacting the tenderness they felt at being the sole object of another’s desire; the perverts merely need a good cover to have lots of sex as twisted as they can make it.

I suppose I can’t answer your question. I don’t really give a damn. I think homosexuals and heterosexuals exist in separate worlds, and when we’re honest, we put that into practice by having gay districts and kicking gays out of straight districts unless they’re very quiet about what they do, in which case we call them “bachelors.” The essence of my naturalistic philosophy is that every thing has a place, and giving each thing its place prevents the kind of senseless conflict that is an identifying mark of modern times.

Vijay Prozak - 26-10-’12 10:48
gosta kno'

Was William Pierce really a doctor? Was he like veterinarian or something?

gosta kno' - 26-10-’12 11:38
can't believe Slayer is playing with mastodon in Mexico next week!!! WTF??

I don’t find this hard to believe at all, in fact I’d say that Barney and Mastodon share a lot in common for instance:

1- they both play music for little kids

2- both are commercial products ripping off successful formulas

3- both loose fans as soon as intelligence kicks in

can't believe Slayer is playing with mastodon in Mexico next week!!! WTF?? - 26-10-’12 11:46
George Welkin at Dusk

I was about to drop a nice thick brown turd last night, when I noticed there was no toilet paper. So half way out I had to pull it in again. I get up, pull my pants up and run downstairs to get toilet roll. I couldn’t hold it in anymore so I urged into the downstairs wc. But fuck! Much to my surprise, now I couldn’t get it out anymore. So I pushed and pushed till I was sweating but all was in vain. Dumbfounded, I walked back up to my room. Just when I was about to repose on my bed I felt a cramp on my stomach, like something was going to blast off my ass! So I ran to the toilet again, leaned forward and two thick reeky good ones bursted out. Then I realized I had forgotten the toilet roll in the downstairs bathroom!

George Welkin at Dusk - 26-10-’12 14:24
Roland

Guys! Guys! I think I found a page that is most likely written by a Metal Hall frequent poster!! It bears all the influence from Prozak!

http://www.oocities.org/weltmacht_oder_niedergang/

Roland - 27-10-’12 09:59
serious Questioner

fantasizing about sex with men isin’t the same as actually having sex with them…rite?

serious Questioner - 27-10-’12 20:28
 Skelletor @ Serious

I fantasize bout fucking YOU!!!!Throw your ASS this way fuckboy!!!

Skelletor @ Serious - 28-10-’12 06:32
Grow up....

There’s nothing wrong with sexual experimentation, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and can be very beneficial. I’ve sucked a few cocks, it’s no big deal.

Grow up.... - 28-10-’12 06:36
Evilmusic.com (back when Prozak sold us products)

Svartsyn

BLACK METAL
The True Legend (Folter) 46:47
1999 $14.00 [BUY]

Review: Sweeping pulses of dark melody envelop one another in a descent to the fallen depths cycling toward the brighter side of pattern presented in song. Able to blast and char their style with enough harsh vocals to maintain interest, Svartsyn pound out refined melodic black metal in a unique form. Varying themes and creating interlocking loops of sound from fragments of the same idea develops listenable and reasonably cerebral metal tunes. This is mostly the higher end of “universal pop music”: Svartsyn shares a melody with Setherial and rock band Toto, as well as familiar melodic patterns from metal history. Its redemption is its rage, and useful chaos, around which closes a shadowy aura of dark chaotic metal.

Evilmusic.com (back when Prozak sold us products) - 28-10-’12 07:25
hateful person

Goddammit why does my body stink so much? Every fucking day I take at least two showers but it doesn’t seem to help at all. I sweat so much that my shirt is sticking to my back most of the time which itches and annoys the shit out of me. My armpits are like fucking waterfalls even when I’m cold. My feet stink so much that I have to wear socks in bed otherwise I stink up the whole bedroom. And to top it all off I have cheese on my dick. I wash my dick but for some reason the cheese always comes back after a few hours. And my cock stinks so much that it makes me wanna throw up when I smell it. I can’t even piss while standing up because the stench will literally make me feel sick in my stomach and I’ll end up puking and pissing all over myself. And then there’s the stench of feces… I have to breathe in a plastic bag when I take a shit! Being a human is disgusting! Why do we need to piss and shit anyway? Why can’t our body just use up all the food? And what’s the point of sweating anyway? It’s fucking stupid and it sucks.

hateful person - 28-10-’12 19:03
Bold masculine autumn cheese faggot

HAIL JARLSBERG CHEESE! The most delicious of cheeses! Soft, mild, nutty, atmospheric, total autumn worship! It is an great snack and perfect to take on a hike! Also an good with an pickled herring! This amazing cheese is from NORWAY and reminds me of the second BERZUM alvum when I eat it!

What cheeses will I eat next?

=)

Bold masculine autumn cheese faggot - 28-10-’12 21:50
Noktorn of the metal-archives

I luv cheese & I luv cocks, so we could team up for some late night fun! Oh and what kind of music d u like?

Noktorn of the metal-archives - 29-10-’12 07:28
again Noktorn of the metal-archives @ hateful person

I also luv the stench of reeky feet I like to like the soles. Post a message here!

again Noktorn of the metal-archives @ hateful person - 29-10-’12 07:30
Mallcore Guy who also likes power metal, In Flames and thinks Metallica is a Thrash band...

I SUCK THE COCK OF JESUS THE CHRIST!

Mallcore Guy who also likes power metal, In Flames and thinks Metallica is a Thrash band... - 29-10-’12 10:39
AN AVERAGE ANUS BLOG POSTER

I COLLECT THE CUMMY AIDS DIARRHEA THAT I GET AFTER 10+ NIGGERS USE MY ASS AS A DEPOSITORY AND INJECT IT DOWN MY THROAT USING A CAULKING GUN.

AN AVERAGE ANUS BLOG POSTER - 29-10-’12 21:36
>guy , anal mascot

Really? Me TOO!!! I like caluking guns!!

>guy , anal mascot - 30-10-’12 06:48
Magnus IronHand

the New Right: the modern world is hell, and we made it so by relying on the tools that justified good-sounding options like “freedom” and “equality,” but like all good intentions, these have opened a pathway to the abyss.”
…………..

This sounds like what the early Black Metal bands were trying to tell us from the beginning. The whole early Norwegian black metal movement sought to communicate this through imagery and music.

Magnus IronHand - 30-10-’12 08:13
an guy

fukk man, i never thought of it that way.

has anyone been reading edgy kids posts? they really make u question ur deep seated belifs n shit.

an guy - 30-10-’12 19:31
edgy kid who hates hipsters and the politically correct

Ya know, some people like to think there’s no purity in this world. But they’re wrong. Take distilled water for instance. Or diamonds. If people like impurity so much they can sleep in the mud, if you know what I mean!

edgy kid who hates hipsters and the politically correct - 30-10-’12 19:49
prole

edgy kid for president!

prole - 31-10-’12 00:36
Earl G. Mikan III

George W., thank you for that touching story. I can relate to you on an emotional level as I too have had difficult experiences with brown lumps coming out of my ass. It was a dark and rainy October night and I was constipated. Depression had set in as I was unable to push out my poo for several days and the prospect of freeing my bowel seemed increasingly unattainable. Then, in my darkest hour, a ray of hope shone through as I felt the slightest of movements inside my rectum. I immediately dodged to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. I clenched my knees and bent as far forward as I could, letting out a primal grunt as I scrunched my entire body in effort. Would you believe it, a miracle occurred that night: I managed to force out the source of my despair into the toilet bowl. It was a dry specimen with some spiky parts that hurt my anus as it was coming out. But no matter, I was the happiest man on Earth that night, having evicted that horrid tenant of my bowel once and for all.

Earl G. Mikan III - 31-10-’12 00:37
@ Magnus IronHand

The actual new right : you know us well, greens, conservatives, fascists, liberals, social-democrats, stalinists, anarchists, we were ennemies all along the 50s 60s 70s, 80s, even in the 90s we still had some quabbles. But now, we all agree on the need to both have some huge international organisations to solve our differents in civilised manner while splitting the world into smaller and smaller nation-states that will engage in a race to the bottom concerning workers living standards. We’ll try to compensate that a bit by guaranting some democratic rights for gays and minorities which only the well-off layers will actually be able to enjoy.

This sound like what no band whatsoever tried to actually describe.

@ Magnus IronHand - 31-10-’12 05:08
@ Magnus IronHand

Also I’m high on jizz and have a banana stuck up my butthole so disregard my above comment. Jeez this banana is starting to melt…

@ Magnus IronHand - 31-10-’12 09:15
the real @ Magnus IronHand

Yep, but I’m still less shitty than you

the real @ Magnus IronHand - 31-10-’12 09:46
the real @ Magnus IronHand

I’m less shitty cuz I apply multiple enemas to have my fun hole nice and clean and ready to fuck! Most men, unless they’re drunk, they dont like shitty bumholes and I don’t wanna miss any chance of getting a big fat veiny dick up my cornhole!!

the real @ Magnus IronHand - 31-10-’12 11:40
i dare any of you good sirs to prove me wrong!!

cocks shall be sucked tonight, none shall be spared” is the most offensive and threatening anus blog comment evar!

i dare any of you good sirs to prove me wrong!! - 31-10-’12 11:54
Levy_Spearmen

Will the gay ever quit?

Levy_Spearmen - 31-10-’12 14:35
Levy_Spearmen

I hope NOT! Where will I go?

Levy_Spearmen - 31-10-’12 23:26
Serious QuestionER

If Nargaroth is a joke band, then why did Prozak praised it so much and then hid the reviews as if ashamed of them??

http://web.archive.org/web/20030213005821/http://www.anus.com/metal/nargaroth.html

Serious QuestionER - 31-10-’12 23:45
Serious Truth

Dude, Prozak should hide half the reviews on the DLA. Krieg, Watain, Averse Sefira, Setherial, Nox Intempesta, Behemoth, Necromantia, Entombed, NME and Vader are all shit and you should feel ashamed for listening to any of them.

The absolute worst ever recommended by the DLA is probably Birth A.D. Take few half-decent hardcore bands from the late eighties and make them play cheerleader music and you get Birth A.D.

Serious Truth - 01-11-’12 06:46
Serious QuestionER

Ok then, but how come he is so respected and hated in the Metal community? If he was such a charlatan he wouldn’t have such a famous or infamous reputation. I’m not defending the guy, just sayin it seems like the guy really knows about Metal whether we’d like to accept that or not don’t you think? Could it be that he makes metal music seem maybe more important or philosophically relevant than it really is??That would be really disappointing !

Serious QuestionER - 01-11-’12 08:39
Serious Truth

Why are you so obsessed with an internet persona who hardly speaks publicly nowadays? Why don’t you just post some pictures of yourself spreading your buttcheeks open and holding a sign that says “I love you Prozak” At least you’d give us all something to fap to.

Serious Truth - 01-11-’12 10:46
Levy_Spearmen

See? Back to the gay again! Just answer the damn question you neurotic fag!

Levy_Spearmen - 01-11-’12 11:13
Serious Truth

I am into cocks shall be sucked moar bettur!!!

Serious Truth - 01-11-’12 11:15
Prozak's hidden Reviews

EMPEROR – IN THE NIGHTISDE ECLIPSE

As each melody reaches its peak, serpentine passageways of alternate directions emerge in three dimensions from the liquid wash of sound, and a harmony ascends with intensity as themes are restated. As this recording occurred while half the band were preparing for jail terms, the atmospheric majesty of this album has a constant tinge of nostalgic sadness combined with a childlike awe of discovery and free will.

Prozak's hidden Reviews - 01-11-’12 11:27
Serious Cocks

cocks

Serious Cocks - 01-11-’12 15:45
Natural Hair Care Products

A while ago I was having a discussion with a friend about hair care products. He told me that after years of trying out shampoos and lotions he found out the best way to take care of your hair is by applying a thick layer of excrement on your head. Of course I didn’t believe him but curiosity got the best of me and I tried it out. After washing out the poop (which was my own) I was surprised to see my hair was smoother than ever and I could comb it easier than I ever could since I got long hair. It can basically be any excrement, human or animal. I’ve mixed mine with dogshit to see the result but I didn’t notice a considerable difference. You leave it in your hair for about 15-20 minutes and then wash it out. Me and my friends have fun regularly now by giving each other enemas and washing our hair in each others anal liquid. Enemas minimize the effect just like diarrhea does but it’s still a lot of fun. For the best result use 100% pure feces. You might gag a little at first but you’ll be surprised how fast you get used to the smell. It’s absolutely worth it and I no longer have to spend half an hour each morning trying to comb my hair.

Natural Hair Care Products - 01-11-’12 21:16
anus blog poster's creed

This is my cock. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My cock is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My cock, without me, is useless. Without my cock, I am useless. I must fire my cock true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will…

My cock is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my cock clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God, I swear this creed. My cock and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

anus blog poster's creed - 01-11-’12 22:29
again a!agin

i simply love cocks!

again a!agin - 01-11-’12 23:03
cockS

I have no friends but I know the cute guys at anus are allways there for me!

cockS - 01-11-’12 23:05
unlike you, I do love Black Metal

Black metal is beautiful music, make no mistake about that! I had trouble at first when I was trying to get into death metal but black metal spoke to me instantly, as if I had been born to love this type of music. I am one of the few that aren’t faking it, I’d die for my Black Metal!! Waaaarrrrrrrr!!!

unlike you, I do love Black Metal - 02-11-’12 07:49
Cool movies guy

Cheech & Chong full movie.

Hilarious movie!!! watch these classic potheads get it on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtw-yc8em0U

.

Cool movies guy - 02-11-’12 08:37
anus lover

omg so drunk

anus lover - 03-11-’12 00:28
COCKS SHALL BE SUCKED PREPARE YOURSELF

Your cock has been spared for now fucker! Until we met again!

COCKS SHALL BE SUCKED PREPARE YOURSELF - 03-11-’12 00:34
only classical is real, also, pick up a productive hobby you stupid fucking faggots

@unlike you, I do love Black Metal

That’s because you might just be a homosexual.

Also, “getting into” music is pathetic. Liking music is not a skill, it’s not something you can do something with or impress others with (despite what you might think). You either like it or you don’t. And black metal is faggot music that speaks to weak failures who were abused as children.

only classical is real, also, pick up a productive hobby you stupid fucking faggots - 03-11-’12 07:22
only classical is real, also, pick up a productive hobby you stupid fucking faggots

What would happen if you inject spe.rm into your veins? Would it kill you? I’d like to try it out for the thrill but I’m afraid of dying. Has anyone ever tried this before? I’d love to have some guys spe.rm running through my veins and eventually reaching my heart, it seems like the most romantic thing ever.

only classical is real, also, pick up a productive hobby you stupid fucking faggots - 03-11-’12 12:06
only classical is real, also, pick up a productive hobby you stupid fucking faggots

And most importantly: Cocks shall be sucked – none shall be spared!!! Because “getting into” jizz swappin its whatssup these days

only classical is real, also, pick up a productive hobby you stupid fucking faggots - 03-11-’12 13:35
bullied much, faggots?

^ weak failures who were abused as children detected

bullied much, faggots? - 03-11-’12 17:19
bullied much, faggots?

I know, I mean, my dad used to fuck me when I was 8yrs old and it wasn’t nice… but now, it’s a totally different thing, MY BUTTHOLE CAN TAKE ANY COCK ANYTIME ANYWHERE!!!

bullied much, faggots? - 03-11-’12 18:13
bullied much, faggots?

I have a really “hungry anus”. It’s like it can “suck” a cock. My anal muscles really clamp and squeeze hard on delicious veiny cocks, it really craves the jizz. I developed my sphincter tightening skills during my youth as my dad whored me out to his friends. No pain, no gain as they say. Where other guys are sloppy, my ass is still as tight as when I was getting rammed with an empty whisky bottle by my alcoholic father as a kid.

bullied much, faggots? - 03-11-’12 18:35
Serious Questioner

So why do most people call bands like Exodus and Metallica thrash? Why woudn’t the Anus writers just go with that term instead of Speed Metal?

Serious Questioner - 04-11-’12 05:38
Princess Bubblegum

10. Why Don’t Mexico Have a Olympic Team? All The Mexican’s That Can Run, Jump, and Swim Are all in America!

9. How Do You Tell Your At A Gay Picnic? The Hot Dogs Taste Like Crap!

8. How Do You Know Adam and Eve Were Not Black? Ever try to take a Rib from a Black Guy!

7. What Do You Call A Black Woman on Birth Control? A Crime Solver

6. What did Abe Lincoln say After a Three day Drunk? “I Set Who Free!”

5. What’s the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales? A white fairy tale starts with “Once upon a time…”. A black fairy tale starts, “Yo, you mother fuckers ain’t gonna believe this shit…”

4. There is a Black Guy and a Mexican Guy in a Car who is Driving? Neither the Cop Is!

3. How Does A Southern Woman Tell Her Daughter is on the Rag? Her Sons Dick Tastes Funny!

2. Why Did Stevie Wonder Smile All The Time? He Didn’t Know He Was Black!

1. A Southerner took his daughter to the Gynecologist, The doctor walked in and asked the father what are we here for today the father said to get my daughter on birth control, the doctor then asked the father so is your daughter sexually active, the father said no, she just lays there like her mother.

Princess Bubblegum - 04-11-’12 06:01
applies to every Hipster metal band these days- Opeth, Gojira, Krallice, Mastodon, The Sword, Lamb of God

There is no content here. When alien archaeologists explore the
ruins of earth, if they find this CD, they will be justified in thinking
that our extinction was fortunate. -vijay prozak

applies to every Hipster metal band these days- Opeth, Gojira, Krallice, Mastodon, The Sword, Lamb of God - 04-11-’12 06:15
He-Man

Hipsters = metal is fun, ironic, should encourage the uplifting

Metalheads = metal is dark, amoral, nihilistic and encourages warfare, intolerance of stupidity, and eugenic misanthropy

You’ll find that most of the best writers, artists, leaders, thinkers, etc. are in camp #2, but most of the people making your sandwiches, changing your tires and selling you new cars are camp #1

He-Man - 04-11-’12 06:43
hateful person

I dunno, metal just isn’t hateful enough for me. No music is. I hate music.

hateful person - 04-11-’12 10:23
Levy_Spearman

“What’s the point in being a nationalist these days? All our women are sluts who’ve most likely had a dozen interracial cocks in them by the time they’re 20, and everyone else will fuck you over for a dime.”
Sounds like you need to hang out in better social circles. Sadly this says more about you than it says about the state of the world.

“You say blacks are more likely to commit crime, well maybe, but is that really any worse than all the white guys bankrupting the economy and waging illegal and unwinnable wars in far off nations that pose no threat to us?”
Jews aren’t white.

“And all this stuff about low IQs, IQ and the Wealth of Nations is some people’s Bible but the data is hardly conclusive considering 1) they didn’t even test some countries, just made guesses based on neighbouring countries and 2) tested 10 year olds to measure the entire nation’s IQ. Most of the Ethiopians they tested were Ethiopian Jewish refugees even.”
I don’t care. We don’t need IQ tests to see that monkeys are inferior. Our worst mistake was treating this species as human and as soon as we stop doing that the world will improve tremendously.

Levy_Spearman - 04-11-’12 10:39
the diarrhea song

I ate some seafood
but it wasn’t good

Oh mama mia,
I have diarrhea

there’s water in my ass
water in my ass!

the diarrhea song - 04-11-’12 16:54
requested

Sticky ballsacks, some lonely guys
Without warning, anal mascot walks by
Casting his gayness, crotch starts to swell
Slightly curved, peculiar smell

Never talking
Just keeps sucking
Spreading his buttcheeks

Erect penis disappears
In his mouth when anal mascot is near
He turns straight men into bi-boys
Everyone gets AIDS when anal mascot walks by

Never talking
Just keeps sucking
Spreading his buttcheeks

Balls are hurting, blacks have come by
Anal mascot sucks all their cocks dry
He has passed by, straight men woe
Left all the people feeling so gross

Never talking
Just keeps sucking
Spreading his buttcheeks

requested - 04-11-’12 18:46
the parody guy is very talented!

-wake me up when liberalism ends
-am I gay?
-Vikings with attitude (VWA)
-hail prozak and philosophy tupak song
-cock of doom
-cockanoid

What other parodies have their been here? Complete list please. I’m thinking about recording some of these (will give full credit).

the parody guy is very talented! - 04-11-’12 19:10
Remco @the parody guy

sorry i didnt understand you can you repeat?yes? what is you me the cockanoid? yes?

Remco @the parody guy - 05-11-’12 06:48
Roland

Which band is better, Num Skull or Betrayer?

Roland - 05-11-’12 08:48
Mask of the red death

Num Skull, Betrayer has some great stuff but trying too hard to be the new metallica.
Did you check out Vektor .

Mask of the red death - 05-11-’12 10:24
fuckkkkk

hello morons your name is morons your mother is morons your sister is morons

fuckkkkk - 05-11-’12 12:36
I'd type something funny here but I'm too busy having sex with your mother

Wow, no new posts since september. I wonder why this blog is being so quiet.

I'd type something funny here but I'm too busy having sex with your mother - 05-11-’12 15:58
Ralph Wiggium

CONSERVATISM IS HERE TO STAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pKlvG4XWAg

Ralph Wiggium - 05-11-’12 18:37
Unholy Metaller of Pagan Might

IAM PROUD TO BE A VIRGIN! I WILL FIND A LOVE OF A LIFETIME AND MARRY HER!

Unholy Metaller of Pagan Might - 06-11-’12 06:40
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BANANA
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Adrian

4 more years!! Take that racists! You people say everyone is racist deep down but it’s simply not true! Everyone loves Obama, both white man and women want to suck his gorgeous coffee-colored cock.

Adrian - 07-11-’12 04:48
Levy|Spearmen

Obama is a negro. Why blacks actually came to vote. NEWS FLASH OBAMA DIDNT TAKE VOTES FROM ROMNEY HE IS BLACK AND BLACKS FINALLY DECIDED TO USE THEIR SUFFRAGE FUCKING RETARDS

Levy|Spearmen - 07-11-’12 10:14
Jennifer T

Hi, does anybody know if Prozak still writes for this site?

Jennifer T - 07-11-’12 21:35
Jennifer T

Why do the jews HATE the white race?

=(

Jennifer T - 07-11-’12 23:04
This is the end. Beautiful friend, the end.

Banananannanana guy ruined ANUS blogpost trolling for every one. Now that the window is all fucked up, less people will come, and since this is the last blogposttrolll of all time, ANUS is now DEAD.

I will miss all of you and love you all. Thatnk you for the years we shared togethter.

Good bye,

friend.

This is the end. Beautiful friend, the end. - 07-11-’12 23:06
This is the end. Beautiful friend, the end

Disregard my last comment I suck Cocks!

This is the end. Beautiful friend, the end - 08-11-’12 05:28
Jim Necroslaughter

shut up all you idiots. you have 2 ears and 1 mouth, do the math.

Jim Necroslaughter - 08-11-’12 05:39
@ Jim Necrofaggot

2 ears + 1 mouth = pulling you by the ears towards my cock!!!

@ Jim Necrofaggot - 08-11-’12 16:16
listen to this YOU FUCKEN HOMOS!!!!!!!!!!

Legion of Doom – The Summoning of Shadows

http://turbobit.net/download/free/m5yp2wl0qldr

pass: 2012

listen to this YOU FUCKEN HOMOS!!!!!!!!!! - 08-11-’12 16:23
look at me guys, I'm flying!1

http://img3.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/5/d/7/7/0/5d770a192137b1f4119cb6d58250a685_full.jpg

look at me guys, I'm flying!1 - 09-11-’12 03:36
Rocko´s modern life

I think metal is the most beautiful music in the world but only
the foundational bands of each subgenre not the also-rans!

Rocko´s modern life - 09-11-’12 13:42
real music terrorist

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk#t=2m52s

real music terrorist - 09-11-’12 16:56
Jazzy Bone

Lol well was at the "dog pound" getting my ass passed around when i thought "hmmmmm" lol "morbid angel’s albums go in alphabetical order, is DLA doing a tribute to Morbid? because the bands in the DLA are in alphabetical order! Well mm that made me BIG horny so I’ve been sitting here eating out my own ass, much success

Jazzy Bone - 10-11-’12 04:20
Kontinual

I know because when I graduated from high school my goal was to become a woman. I had made my decision and I was not going to let any close minded person tell me I couldn’t be a woman. So I had set my mind for a sex change. I have never regreted my decision. I liked sucking cock when I was a man and I like it now even more. Besides I also love Mastodon and Boris, great music for people like me!

Kontinual - 10-11-’12 06:35
Willy

How do u guys know that Negru_Voda is in fact the Anal Mascot??

Willy - 11-11-’12 11:41
Johnny

Who is negru_voda?

Johnny - 11-11-’12 13:58
Uranus is in Danger

OLD DEATHMETAL.ORG REVIEWS ELIMINATED BY PROZAK DUE TO CONFLICTS WITH DEVAMITRA
www.deathmetal.org/2011/death-metal-album-of-the-week-tenebrarum-alta-magia
cache:rY59ZfCqgq4J:freinademetz.blogspot.com/www.deathmetal.org/2011/death-metal-album-of-the-week-tenebrarum-alta-magia

Uranus is in Danger - 11-11-’12 15:20
HEAVEN on EARTH!

cocks are INSIDE my mouth!

HEAVEN on EARTH! - 12-11-’12 08:47
AN GUY!

Fucken homos guy please post and recomend me more musik!

AN GUY! - 12-11-’12 09:46
ANUS Staff

Here is how
To format longer posts for the new fucked up window page….

Simply type
like
this
and it will all fit in the window and people will be able to read your posts.

Thanks all.

ANUS Staff - 12-11-’12 09:48
Crow

Finally!

Crow - 12-11-’12 09:49
LET THE PAIN BEGIN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSKJkT6w6yQ&feature=plcp

THE WORKOUT DUNGEON.

LET THE PAIN BEGIN! - 12-11-’12 09:57
Beware...

queero mc hungo the entity with a thousand cocks!

Beware... - 12-11-’12 11:16
Loving Grandmother@ HEAVEN on EARTH!

Dont you feel dirty using that foul language?
You should be ashamed of your behavior young man!

Loving Grandmother@ HEAVEN on EARTH! - 12-11-’12 11:19
serious Questioner

Levy: would you be interested in conducting an interview, right here on the very pages of the ANIUS? I think it would be a nice thing to do for
some of your fans here and anyone interested in your comical yet
also esoteric ramblings
you embody the ANUS spirit in many ways

Hopefully we can get it underway

all the best

love,

your #1 fan lol yay

serious Questioner - 12-11-’12 13:32
Dominating fucker

why not interview me you fucking twat?
I embody the Anus warlike spirit of beating the shit out of hater-scumbags! Fuck

Dominating fucker - 12-11-’12 15:29
interview with Prozak talks about his secret love for Pantera

http://www.anus.com/zine/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=8

digg dieep into your Anus

interview with Prozak talks about his secret love for Pantera - 12-11-’12 16:03
serious Questioner

Disregard the interview Levy, I suck cocks.

serious Questioner - 12-11-’12 16:05
boy I'm glad I listen to real metal and not a bunch of hipster shit gobbled up by hipster kiddies

Review of DISMATOWARDS THE MEGALITH:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaiXRdS1gl0

boy I'm glad I listen to real metal and not a bunch of hipster shit gobbled up by hipster kiddies - 13-11-’12 04:54
anybody seen him?  miss his tight sweet ass

now where the fuck is the anal > mascot?

anybody seen him? miss his tight sweet ass - 13-11-’12 06:26
yeah

I’ve heard all the Immolation album and Shadows in the Light is the best one. Here in After is also good.

yeah - 13-11-’12 07:06
lonely guy

I just want a girlfriend

=(

lonely guy - 13-11-’12 09:42
Fanny the tranny

Whaddaya want that for??? I can give u everything bitches can but bettur,
i’ve got what u want baby! I can give u luv and compassion and I
can understand u! And awesome anal pleasure!!!

Fanny the tranny - 13-11-’12 11:09
U ARE FUCKED

GOATPENIS is a band from Brazil that believe in nati.onal so.cia.lism!

U ARE FUCKED - 13-11-’12 20:10
grammar NA.ZI

Trying to get around the filters eh? Well if you were trying to divide that into syllables, there are 3 in national not 2.

grammar NA.ZI - 14-11-’12 00:36
U ARE FUCKED

I was hungry so I ate one syllable.

U ARE FUCKED - 14-11-’12 13:17
Fanny the horny tranny

U dweebs can pretend to ignore me, but we all know u wanta chick with a dick!!!

Fanny the horny tranny - 14-11-’12 16:56
DEATH METAL IS BEAUTIFUL MUSIC FOR HANDSOME MEN

I had a copy of Morbid Visions on the infamous Shark records release,
complete with the “Carmina Burana” intro, but I’d had trouble hunting
down a clean copy of Bestial Devastation.

I found out that Roadrunner
had re-released these, at the apex of Sepultura’s popularity after
Beneath the Remains, on a rainy night in Southern California. I’d
walked a few miles down the highway and wandered into the record store
I almost never went to, a mainstream one, by the shopping center. As it
turned out, this was a good move, since they never got death metal
customers and so would sell it for pennies.

For $7.95 I walked away
with a used copy of this album, took it home and put it on the stereo.
I never stopped listening to it, although I’ve taken breaks to hear
other albums, get some degrees, have a few jobs and a family.

DEATH METAL IS BEAUTIFUL MUSIC FOR HANDSOME MEN - 15-11-’12 11:23
Vijay Prozak

I write for this website:

It’s designed to be confrontational and humorous,
hence the name A.N.U.S. (American Nihilist Underground Society).

Our basic outlook:

  • Human feelings, emotions, fears, euphemisms, politeness, social pressures, marketing and politics are all intrusions onto what we should truly be doing, which is understanding ourselves enough to understand reality as it is and adapt to it.
  • Most human beings are worthless because they are thoughtless and selfish, therefore destructive, and so we should evolve to a higher level where we possess none of these individuals and the rest of us push ourselves to higher levels of innocence, discipline, playfulness, moral awareness and attentiveness to reality.
  • Multiculturalism is an attempt to destroy indigenous groups and benefits no one, in the long term. Diversity is an averaging and destruction of unique traits in an effort to un-do natural selection and evolution.
  • Religion must be understood as transcendental and reverent, no matter what the tradition.
  • Capitalism is important as a form of social Darwinism, but we need some kind of collective organic culture to guide us t oward healthy and thoughtful things so we don’t need government.
  • Blasphemy and heresy are healthy practices along with transcendental meditation.
Vijay Prozak - 15-11-’12 12:17
ANUS SPIRIT!!

BULLET POINTS

ANUS SPIRIT!! - 15-11-’12 16:38
he's crusing for cock though, so watch out for he will suck you if you let him!!!

Metal Hall poster Tralfamadorian is actually the Anal Mascot aka > guy !

I see you faggot!
But I’m not sure he is also Negru_Voda though…

he's crusing for cock though, so watch out for he will suck you if you let him!!! - 15-11-’12 17:23
a helpful observer who does not take it up the ass

After bananananananan guy ruined the format, all you homos can just move
your homosexual activity to an older blog post.

a helpful observer who does not take it up the ass - 15-11-’12 19:25
@ a helpful observer who does not take it up the ass (ps: I don't believe you I think you do take it up the ass)

OR Prozak could take two minutes to post another blogpost to promote his friends hobbies. Then we’d have a new comment section to shit all over.

@ a helpful observer who does not take it up the ass (ps: I don't believe you I think you do take it up the ass) - 15-11-’12 23:21
Roland

Btw would you buy this jacket? I think it looks totally metal.
http://files.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/horse-jacket-back.jpg

Roland - 15-11-’12 23:23
Fanny the horny tranny

Roland u would look so hot wearing that! Lemme buy it 4 u.
Then I’l make u wear my grandma´s loafers and i’ll fuck u
doggy style whaddaya say ?

Fanny the horny tranny - 16-11-’12 14:17
Prozak is a loser

Fuck this anti-social racist website…

Prozak is a loser - 16-11-’12 15:54
Prozak is a loser

MULTIPLE COCKS IN MY MOUTH MAKE ME FEEL SPIRITUAL

Prozak is a loser - 16-11-’12 16:20
Tralfamadorian

*Black Metal is more than music, Black Metal is one of the purest forms
of expression and transcendence known by mankind and one of the few that
fully understands the essence of this dark art is Dagon, The Voice of Satan
of Inquisition. Let him enlighten us all.*

http://www.metalreviews.com/interviews/interviews.php?id=67

Tralfamadorian - 16-11-’12 16:42
tiny midget

I am the tiniest of all metalheads in the whole world!Ibanez customized a tiny guitar for me!

tiny midget - 16-11-’12 22:04
High Testosterone Homosexual

I GUNNA FUCK YUR COCK HUN

High Testosterone Homosexual - 16-11-’12 23:37
Nocturnal Rites

wipe all the fucking muslims from the world!!! killem all!!!

Nocturnal Rites - 17-11-’12 17:33
somebody's mad at Prozak

http://www.fark.com/comments/7264344/Metal-snobs-reject-hipster-metal-a-la-Mastodon-promote-true-heavy-metal-as-ideology-a-lawless-organic-expression-of-darkness-True-metal-sounds-like-metal-even-if-you-play-it-on-fruitiest-of-fruity-Casio-keyboards

somebody's mad at Prozak - 17-11-’12 18:56
@ somebody's mad at Prozak

Goddamn that’s a long url.

“Mastadon owned my face in concert multiple times.”
What exactly does he mean by that?

@ somebody's mad at Prozak - 18-11-’12 00:09
it's a sick, sad world

Why were these Norwegian black metal idiots so mad at Christians? Christianity is the only White religion left in Europe. Shouldn’t they be mad at the muslims and niggers that are destroying their country today? What are they, some kind of cultural marxist jews?

it's a sick, sad world - 18-11-’12 07:53
case closed, you're all losers listening to music for losers

I work in a research lab. Last week I saw a PhD student or postdoc (dunno which, never spoke to him) wearing a Mastodon t-shirt. Number of people I’ve seen wearing a Burzum or black metal t-shirt in my entire scientific career: 0.

case closed, you're all losers listening to music for losers - 18-11-’12 07:56
responsible adult who loves music

@it’s a sick, sad world
Christianity isn’t white. And cultural marxism is a misnomer, there’s no rock & roll, no transsexuals and no affirmative action in China, Cuba or Soviet Russia. In the modern world these excesses only exist in capitalist societies. If the communists really pushed for these things in the west like traditional American conservatives believe then the communists would have promoted these things to destabilize other countries. We know for a fact that they did not and do not promote them in their own countries so they must be fully aware that “cultural marxism” is poison. So cultural marxism is a misnomer because it has nothing to do with actual communist culture. Breivik only uses the term because he’s confused and clutching at straws most of the time.

@case closed, you’re all losers listening to music for losers
Many black metal and death metal fans will grow up after some time. They keep the music in their hearts but they don’t walk around wearing band t-shirts at work like the manchildren who listen to Mastodon. What you said is actually an argument against Mastodon fans. I’m happy that the scientists who listen to black metal don’t feel the pathetic need to show off how “bad ass” they are, leave that for the 12-16 year olds.

responsible adult who loves music - 18-11-’12 14:09
Dominating Fucker

Seriously faggits, is there any motherfucker here
that doesn’t believe that early black metal was fucking beautiful music??

Dominating Fucker - 18-11-’12 14:13
Tralfamadorian

You are all aspies! Except for Crow, he’s an intelligent fellow,
and he’s cock is sort of … poetically fat and oh so deliciously veiny!
He’s the only aspie I tolerate. Long live In Flames!!!

Tralfamadorian - 18-11-’12 14:19
there's a reason Dead and Jon Notveidt killed themselves, it's because they had no prospects in life. Enjoy your loser music. It only hinders you.

“I’m happy that the scientists who listen to black metal”

Of which there are exactly zero.

there's a reason Dead and Jon Notveidt killed themselves, it's because they had no prospects in life. Enjoy your loser music. It only hinders you. - 18-11-’12 16:09
norbert

>Christianity isn’t white

Yes it is, it has been for over the last 1000 years.

>And cultural marxism is a misnomer

I’m well aware of that you fucking aspie, you didn’t have to take the term literally and go on some useless tangent (which I agree with, by the way). “Cultural marxism” has nothing to do with Marxism, it’s just a label for the thinking of the jewish Frankfurt school.

And you completely failed to address the point of my last question. Why are these idiots so butthurt about Christianity (which at this point is a part of the tradition of Whites in their countries) instead of the musels and niggers infesting and degrading their society? Surely that’s a bigger threat than “wahhh white Christian kings killed the ‘pagans’ for political motives 1000 years ago”?

norbert - 18-11-’12 16:14
and Jon didn't die! His essence lives eternal! on his first album the Somberlain

Shut the fuck off Tralfamadorian! I’m tired of your faggit bitching.
Go back to opening your butthole for the Priest and continue sucking him dry.

and Jon didn't die! His essence lives eternal! on his first album the Somberlain - 18-11-’12 16:16
Dominating Fucker

I agree with you on the Christianity is white, personally I think the
Jew’s biggest threat is a strong white Christian majority with the
Founding Fathers’ ideals and moral strength, regaining control of the country.

That being said:
I’m sure Varg would’ve blown a couple of mosques if they were on “Norsk pagan land”
Norways biggest problem right now is nigger and muslim rampant immigration.
We all know early black metal promoted war against whatever could pose a threat
against their ancient land and culture

Dominating Fucker - 18-11-’12 16:25
Black Metal uber alles

by the way you fucking wigger cunt, what do you think of Bill Whittle?
Im talking to you > guy

Black Metal uber alles - 18-11-’12 16:28
norbert

Never heard of him. And I’m not a wigger.

>I’m sure Varg would’ve blown a couple of mosques if they were on “Norsk pagan land”

I doubt it, too much of a pussy to do it and he would have been beheaded. Christianity on the other hand is a big easy target ran by big softies with beards like that guy who ran Fantoft or whatever (he appeared in some Norwegian black metal documentary).

And black metal is the epitome of homosexuality in music, it’s just more degenerate rock ‘n roll that manages to be even more degenerate and is fronted by depraved sodomites like Gayhl. Don’t let yourselves be corrupted by this jewish tool. Listen to traditional White folk music, non-jewish classical music and real powerful metal, I.E. Power Metal.

norbert - 18-11-’12 17:18
I'ms sorry I d0nt agree with you on Black Metal though, everything else you seem pretty spot on, Classical is great.

Ok, everything was going alright until you mentioned power metal.
So I guess you’re pulling my hair just like every other faggit troll here.
Anyways, Bill Whittle is on You Tube and Im sure you’d enjoy his videos.

I'ms sorry I d0nt agree with you on Black Metal though, everything else you seem pretty spot on, Classical is great. - 18-11-’12 18:37
More like TelAviv.org

Amerika.org took down the front page “about” essay (“Amerika is a type of civilization not a place”) and replaced it with an ad banner for Westjet

More like TelAviv.org - 18-11-’12 22:02
norbert

>Ok, everything was going alright until you mentioned power metal.

Why? What’s the matter, got a problem with the subgenre of metal that is: – exclusively White – exclusively hetereosexual (no homos ever recorded in Power Metal history, most bandmembers are married and with children) – neoclassical (unlike the lies about how pretentious black metal is, Power Metal actually borrows stylistic and compositional techniques from classical music) – mature (oldest age demographic in both bandmembers and listeners) – positive (common themes in black/death metal [IRL and in lyrics]: depression and suicide. common themes in Power metal: victory, conquest, overcoming adversity.) – European (i.e. not fat/murrikan/valueless) – not co-opted by the jewish media (black metal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO1rYr4BXAI, death metal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV4kDEUq5IQ, Power Metal still pure in relative obscurity.)

Be one of the elite, listen to Power Metal!

norbert - 19-11-’12 00:35
ANUS themesong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh2kmEYLf5Y&feature=context-cha

ANUS themesong - 19-11-’12 05:37
http://www.salon.com/2012/11/18/expert_guys_dont_want_casual_sex/

This popular conception of young men is the subject of Smiler’s new book, “Challenging Casanova: Beyond the Stereotype of the Promiscuous Young Male.” This stereotype “tells us that guys are primarily interested in sex, not relationships,” he writes. “This contributes to the notion that guys are emotional clods who are incapable of connecting with their partners because, hey, they’re just guys, and guys are only interested in sex. “ The result is the belief that “guys shouldn’t be expected to achieve any type of ‘real’ emotional intimacy with their partners.”

But Smiler has an important question: “If Casonova-style promiscuity is men’s naturally evolved state, then why do most men want no more than one partner?” In “Challenging Casanova,” the Wake Forest University professor lays out the current data on young men’s sexual desires and behavior to make a case against this insidious stereotype. The book is grounded in research but nonetheless accessible and not exceedingly academic. It dares us to consider what might happen if we forgot everything we thought we knew about young men and began accepted the truth that they are largely interested in relationships, not endless one-night stands.

(the author gets interviewed, you might wanna read this)

http://www.salon.com/2012/11/18/expert_guys_dont_want_casual_sex/ - 19-11-’12 06:14
Dominating Fucker

I agree with you man. Metal through out various
subgenres and generations have promoted
"values" or the absence of, that totally clash
with what I deem valuable in life (even though
I consider myself to be a metalhead).

I believe in family and community oriented
values. Having and nurturing a family and
being useful to a community (and a variety
of behaviors that origin thereof) to be the
highest and most noblest way to life a life.
I also belief Christiany’s essential role to
American White Peoples.

That being said I want to add the following:
My personal opinion is that somewhere
along the way as in any rock-originated
genre, Metal was flooded with an excess
of idiots, copy cats and also-rans that without
integrity and intelligence polluted and eventually
took over by sheer numbers and destroyed
Metal’s original purpose, by dumbing all artistic
purpose to a "let’s take Satan literally" mentally
and thus turning Metal into teenager retardednes
that may very well be of a Jewish purpose.

Now, I’m not implying that Metal’s original
ideals and ideology was intentionally or
originally noble in any way, but it is definitely
different to whatever it later turned out to be.

My personal take (which is not a justification
to my enjoyment of early death and black metal,
I don’t need to justify to no one!), is that Metal
intentionally or not, worked as Kurt Vonnegut’s
metaphor for art (suggested here at Anus too).
It is the canary dying due to the poisonous fumes
that start to flood the tunnels and thus the bird cries
its last song in agony, ugliness and pain. Sort of
a mirror to how "things are" expressed through
metaphor.

In that sense, early death and black metal makes
sense to me, and most importantly, I don’t expect
it to be anything else but a "mirror to reality" or an
interpretation of what those guys saw to be real
(whether they were right or not). They don’t have
the answers or solutions to anything else, and I
sure don’t expect them to.

Dominating Fucker - 19-11-’12 09:55
same Dominating guy with cock of Steel!!

Also, let me add that your take on Power Metal
is interesting to say the least. I am not sure
which bands you’re talking about buy some of
my favorites from the early 80s are:

GRAVE DIGGERHEAVY METAL BREAKDOWN 1984
HELSTARREMNANTS OF WAR 1986
OMENWARNING OF DANGER 1985
STEEL ANGELAND THE ANGELS 1985
METAL CHURCHTHE DARK 1986
CRIMSON GLORYCRIMSON GLORY 1986
POWERLORDTHE AWAKENING 1986
SAVAGE STEELBEGINS WITH A NIGHTMARE 1987
LIEGE LORDMASTER CONTROL 1988
SACRED OATH – A CRYSTAL VISION 1987
MESSIAH FORCETHE LAST DAY 1987
MERSINARYDEAD IS DEAD 1988
ATTACKERTHE SECOND COMING 1988
DEADLY BLESSINGASCEND FROM THE CAULDRON 1988
ADRAMELCHIRAE MELANOX 1988
MELIAH RAGEKILL TO SURVIVE 1988
(plus of course some of Blind G. Stratovarious, G.Ray etc)

Power Metal also became affected with the
also-ran syndrome and turned a little too flowery
sugary for my taste, but that’s my taste only.

same Dominating guy with cock of Steel!! - 19-11-’12 10:06
enjoy your jewish religion YOU FUCKEN HOMOS!

message fo dominated fagbutt and his wigger pal- Herman Rauschning wrote that Hitler wanted to replace Christianity with the olden pagan cult which as he said it back then – “you only need to scrape a little to realize
christianity can easily be peeled off and the ancient cults are still in the psyche of the German folk”

enjoy your jewish religion YOU FUCKEN HOMOS! - 19-11-’12 12:14
HAIL DEATH METAL VICTROY!

DOMInATING FUCKWE proves his 120 IQ credibility by correctly formatting his post to fit the new window!

HAIL DEATH METAL VICTROY! - 19-11-’12 16:17
AM I *RIGHT* GUYS?

THE NEW RIGHT MOVEMENT IS ALL ABOUT GAY SEX WITH HOT MEN!

AM I *RIGHT* GUYS? - 19-11-’12 18:29
Amerika.org ad of the day l o l yay!

LANGUAGE PROFESSORS HATE HIM!

Amerika.org ad of the day l o l yay! - 19-11-’12 18:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AHs7uAV1mA

Why does my cock feel so bad?
Why do my balls feel so bad?

These open sores
These open sores

(repeat)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AHs7uAV1mA - 19-11-’12 20:31
hateful person

Normally I don’t like music but holy shit that’s a beautiful song and that video is fucking amazing! You’re a real asshole for making a parody of such a great song. Fuck you.

hateful person - 19-11-’12 20:37
hateful person

I’ve been listening to that song on repeat for the past hour and goddammit I’m crying now. It’s such a beautiful song and it brings out so many feelings. I heard this song for the first time in 1999. I got a phone call at work from my father telling me my mother had terminal cancer and after I hung up this song was playing on the radio. I hadn’t listened to it since and I had forgotten all about it until mister-shit-for-brains-asshole-who-thinks-he’s-funny posted it here. This is the first time I saw the music video and I can’t help but notice the similarities with my life. Goddammit I hate feeling like this. I was happy being alone until I saw that video, now I’m feeling like shit. How can that hipster faggot Moby make such a beautiful song? I wanna strangle a hipster to death while this song is playing, it’s so beautiful.

hateful person - 19-11-’12 22:53
Dominating Fucker's Little Cousin

Hateful person you sound like a fucking pansy!

Why do negroes stink so bad?
Why do asians stink so bad?

These open borders
These open borders

(repeat)

Dominating Fucker's Little Cousin - 20-11-’12 00:38
Speed Metal is not Thrash metal guy

Hexenhaus – The Edge of Eternity

http://rapidshare.com/fiels/89825249/1990_-_The_Edge_Of_Eternity.rar
Pass: deaththrashblack.blogspot.com

Speed Metal is not Thrash metal guy - 20-11-’12 10:28
Dr. Baumgartner

Queero Mc Hungo is a rapist and a murderer don’t ever forget that..

Dr. Baumgartner - 20-11-’12 18:21
Quiz the fags

Who do you think is better qualified to talk about metal music?

Prozak:
Has been in the underground for 20+ years. Formulated original philosophy of heavy metal.

Neguru_voda AKA the anal_mascot (the fag):
Only exposure to metal is from VH1 and Headbangers Journey.

Quiz the fags - 20-11-’12 19:37
fuck.

Well, looks like Weev is going to jail.

fuck. - 20-11-’12 21:02
weev

https://twitter.com/rabite

weev - 20-11-’12 21:03
fffff @ Quiz the Fags

But how do you know that Negu Voda and the anal mascot are the same fag?
I know he posts as Tralfamadorian on the Metal Hall.

fffff @ Quiz the Fags - 21-11-’12 06:06
Dicks Mc Coy

Are homosexuals born that way or is it a choice? Is homosexuality a sin or not?
Should homosexuals be allowed in the military? Can they marry each other?

Dicks Mc Coy - 21-11-’12 13:45
The truth about gays.

1. both are true
2. yes
3. yes
4. no

The truth about gays. - 21-11-’12 23:00
WEEV

“I basically wasted all of today yelling along to doom metal, for we are all doomed”

WEEV - 21-11-’12 23:26
@ truth about gays

Do homosexuals compose black metal? And is black metal for sensible people?

@ truth about gays - 22-11-’12 07:44
Aspiring Spree Killer

Who cares about faggots? I have a more interesting question: what would be the best place for an A.N.U.S. terrorist to suicide-attack?
Obviously it would be a place where lots of dumb liberal people are gathering, so I was considering the following…

1) Big movie premiere
2) Techno party
3) Shopping mall
4) Nude beach
5) Tattoo parlor

Are there any other places I should consider?

Aspiring Spree Killer - 22-11-’12 15:25
srs

^ Israeli embassy.

srs - 22-11-’12 16:40
stop lying to yourself

death metal = depression

stop lying to yourself - 22-11-’12 18:45
would cull a lot of human cattle

6) death metal concert

would cull a lot of human cattle - 22-11-’12 18:45
@ Aspiring Spree Killer

You should attack a prison. Prisoners are the worst scum of any society, might as well kill them.

@ Aspiring Spree Killer - 23-11-’12 04:33
Qmc Hun @ Aspiring Spree Killer

Yesss, you should definitely consider your rectum for my BIG creamy
explosion man!!!! ahahahh hahah

Qmc Hun @ Aspiring Spree Killer - 23-11-’12 04:55
@stop lying to yourself

you have no clue about Metal, stop pretending that you do, ok?

@stop lying to yourself - 23-11-’12 04:57
Aeternum

Guys I’ve got a serious question. Let’s say HYPOTHETICALLY that I went to a Mastodon concert and I got gay raped. HYPOTHETICALLY.
It didn’t really happen, I just need your advice. So let’s say HYPOTHETICALLY that I got gay raped at a Mastodon concert
and HYPOTHETICALLY I enjoyed it. And I really mean HYPOTHETICALLY. Anyway, would this make me gay? I mean HYPOTHETICALLY gay
of course. And I never went to a Mastodon concert. I’m not gay. I’m just wondering, you know… If it really happened would
this make me gay? Cuz I don’t think it really would.

Aeternum - 24-11-’12 06:58
Homosexaul Transedental Idealism

USE my bu.mhole for a HIGHER PURPOSE!

Homosexaul Transedental Idealism - 24-11-’12 16:46
Gorgoroth just got 88x cooler

Standing proud in the never-ending glare
Of the jews burning in the name of Hitler

Like a thorn in the eye of Simon Wiesenthal

The sons of Hitler
Are fighting this racial war
It has begun
No one thought you should survive Auschwitz to see the new GTA

Kill the rabbi, and burn the Talmud
The ADL will be crushed
By the sword of the Aryan lord… of Germania

We are possessed by the holocaust
We are possessed by antisemitism
We are possessed by Hitler
Possessed by Hitler!

Neverending genocide… kill,
Manipulating in the name of the Swastika
Even tho’ Mel Brooks is ok
We fight against the jewish god
Antisemitism prevails over multiculture
Antisemitism lurks around every corner

World wide revolution has occurred
Racial war, execution of the shoah
We are possessed by the holocaust
We are possessed by antisemitism
We are possessed by Hitler
Possessed…
Possessed by Hitler!
And then we rape Natalie Portman with desire

Gorgoroth just got 88x cooler - 25-11-’12 12:07
Parody Guy

Do a cover of the above and upload it to youtube please. Thank you.

Parody Guy - 25-11-’12 12:11
Just need some one to credit the lyrics too....if I am givin no information I will just give praise to Brunhilde lolyay

If he doesn’t, I will.

Just need some one to credit the lyrics too....if I am givin no information I will just give praise to Brunhilde lolyay - 26-11-’12 19:01
young guy starting a new life!

Hey anus!

Soon, I will be purchasing my first car!

I want a personalized license plate!

I can use only 6 words or letters!

Help me cum up with the most awesome, ANUSian, and simply amazing plate name!

Here are some of my ideas:

- CYFAWS (cut your flesh, worship saitan)
-PROZAK
-BURZUM
-AVERSE (or SEFIRA)
-LOLYAY (yes, I am the developer of this meme!)
and of course….

-SLAYER

Related!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djVGhqvl_8A

lol yay!

young guy starting a new life! - 26-11-’12 20:12
answer to your retarded question

^^^ Just go with IAHCSF or “I AM HUGE CREAMPIE SWALLOWING FAGGOT

answer to your retarded question - 26-11-’12 22:24
@starting a new life!

howabout: IFROTU

@starting a new life! - 28-11-’12 06:01
Roland

Is prozak really unto something regarding his philosophy of metal? or is he like a hipster
trying to make metal into something of his liking but not really true at all?

Roland - 28-11-’12 12:18
bumper sticker

I break for anal fisting

bumper sticker - 28-11-’12 23:08
William Tastespeare

To be or frot to be, that is the question.

William Tastespeare - 29-11-’12 05:53
The Officual ANUS Poet

frotty exudate is dripping from a cock
sweat, tears, mustard and some cum
wipe it off with a sock and pack
the intestines back into your bum

The Officual ANUS Poet - 29-11-’12 22:01
Metallica - The NAMBLA Album

Enter Assman
Sad Butt True
Tighter Than Thou
The Unfelated
Wherever I May Child Groom
Please Scat on Me
Through the Anus
Frotting Else Matters
Of Boy and Man
The Cock That Failed
My Friend of HIV
The Struggle Within a Boy’s Ass

Metallica - The NAMBLA Album - 30-11-’12 05:45
NEXUS TOTALLIS

IN THE NAME OF PROZAK, ALL OF YOU SINNERS SHALL BE PERISHED!!! REPENT!!!

NEXUS TOTALLIS - 30-11-’12 13:16
Quotes from Prozak

“Since the dawn of history the Negro has owned the continent of Africa – rich beyond the dream of poet’s fancy,
crunching acres of diamonds beneath his bare black feet and yet he never picked one up from the dust until
a white man showed to him its glittering light. His land swarmed with powerful and docile animals, yet he
never dreamed a harness, cart, or sled. A hunter by necessity, he never made an axe, spear, or arrowhead
worth preserving beyond the moment of its use. He lived as an ox, content to graze for an hour.

In a land of stone and timber he never sawed a foot of lumber, carved a block, or built a house save of
broken sticks and mud. With league on league of ocean strand and miles of inland seas, for four thousand
years he watched their surface ripple under the wind, heard the thunder of the surf on his beach, the howl
of the storm over his head, gazed on the dim blue horizon calling him to worlds that lie beyond, and yet
he never dreamed a sail.”

- Spinoza Ray Prozak

Quotes from Prozak - 30-11-’12 16:13
Mr Bunny

Is going against christianity a stupid thing to do?
then why did prozak had an anti christian attitude back then?

Mr Bunny - 30-11-’12 18:03
entry.php?id=553

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the
park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, “Mummy, what are they doing?” The
mother hesitates then quickly replies, “Ummm they are making cakes.”

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex.
Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother
replies with the same response, “Making cakes.”

The next day the girl says to her mother, “Mummy, you and Daddy were making
cakes in the lounge last night, eh?” Shocked, the mother asks, “How do you know?”
She says, “Because I licked the icing off the sofa.”

entry.php?id=553 - 01-12-’12 04:54
another prozak quote

“It goes without saying that, among the sum total of individuals who make up a nation, gifted people are always to be found
in every sphere of life. It is also quite natural that the value of knowledge will be all the greater the more vitally the
dead mass of learning is animated by the innate talent of the individual who possesses it. Creative work in this field can
be done only through the marriage of knowledge and talent.

One example will suffice to show how much our contemporary world is at fault in this matter. From time to time our illustrated
papers publish, for the edification of the German philistine, the news that in some quarter or other of the globe, and for the
first time in that locality, a Negro has become a lawyer, a teacher, a pastor, even a grand opera tenor or something else of
that kind. While the bourgeois blockhead stares with amazed admiration at the notice that tells him how marvellous are the
achievements of our modern educational technique, the more cunning Jew sees in this fact a new proof to be utilized for the
theory with which he wants to infect the public, namely that all men are equal. It does not dawn on the murky bourgeois mind
that the fact which is published for him is a sin against reason itself, that it is an act of criminal insanity to train a
being who is only an anthropoid by birth until the pretence can be made that he has been turned into a lawyer; while, on the
other hand, millions who belong to the most civilized races have to remain in positions which are unworthy of their cultural
level. The bourgeois mind does not realize that it is a sin against the will of the eternal Creator to allow hundreds of
thousands of highly gifted people to remain floundering in the swamp of proletarian misery while Hottentots and Zulus are
drilled to fill positions in the intellectual professions. For here we have the product only of a drilling technique, just as
in the case of the performing dog. If the same amount of care and effort were applied among intelligent races each individual
would become a thousand times more capable in such matters.”

- Spinoza Ray Prozak

another prozak quote - 01-12-’12 12:56
tiny midget

Does anybody else enjoy giantess videos?
I get so friggin horny watching giant females squash cars and miniature buildings!!

tiny midget - 01-12-’12 19:56
THE ART OF BLOGSPOTSTROLL HAS EBEEN LOST!

STOP TJE FUCKKING COPPY PASTING

THE ART OF BLOGSPOTSTROLL HAS EBEEN LOST! - 02-12-’12 00:21
Sweet Chuck

hi there, what do you mean its been lost? Can u be more specific? Can I frot u?

Sweet Chuck - 02-12-’12 04:30
AWESOME 80s POWER/SPEED METAL THAT YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO

Matthias Steele – Haunting Tales of a Warrior’s Past
http://turbobit.net/v3bgtnikh36b.html

Riot – Thundersteel
http://www.mediafire.com/?jykitmndwmg

Scanner – Terminal Earth
http://www.mediafire.com/?udndw6w04l34k0v

Oliver Magnum – Oliver Magnum
http://www.mediafire.com/?rjoczaghyymAmulance – Feel the Pain

Steel Assassin – From the Vaults
http://www.mediafire.com/?mrqfmmm5gjc#!

Sacred Blade – Of the Sun + Moon
https://hotfile.com/dl/164812288/51f9927/S_B_-_By_Kammenos.rar.html

Amulance – Feel the Pain
http://www.mediafire.com/?b98en5ta48pd5w7#!

AWESOME 80s POWER/SPEED METAL THAT YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO - 02-12-’12 10:24
shitting on Havohej since 1999

ANAL VOMIT RAPE by EXCRUCIATION

gaping mixture of blood and cum
in asshole filled with diarrhea vomit
my cock is hard and drilling
deep into the abscess

sloshing inside the priest’s asshole
is the righteous blade of my ancestors
diarrhea is squirting on my balls
as the priest weeps on his knees

ANAL VOMIT RAPE
DESECRATE THE HOLY

ANAL VOMIT RAPE
DRINK THE PUSS
WITH A STRAW

shitting on Havohej since 1999 - 02-12-’12 22:29
Your knowledge is incredible dude!

Mediafire thrash/spped upload guy who just posted but previously uploaded Apostasy, No Mercy, Fantom Warrior and stuff….

KEEP THEM CUMMINBRO! MORE UPLOADS LOL!

Your knowledge is incredible dude! - 02-12-’12 22:56
Mastodon and power metal fan

you say Megadeth – I say Delicious Cock

you say Vio-lence – I say Delicious Cock

you say Xentrix – I say Delicious Cock!

Mastodon and power metal fan - 03-12-’12 14:49
STOP TJE FUCKKING COPPY PASTING

Is going against christianity a stupid thing to do?
then why did prozak had an anti christian attitude back then?

STOP TJE FUCKKING COPPY PASTING - 03-12-’12 15:07
what this whole site boils down to, show's over, you can all go home

Prozak is racist. He also thinks the music he heard in his teenage years is the best ever.

what this whole site boils down to, show's over, you can all go home - 03-12-’12 15:14
what this site really boils down to

you are all aspies.

what this site really boils down to - 03-12-’12 18:59
@ upload speedmetal guy

Dude fix the Oliver Magnum – Oliver Magnum link plz!

@ upload speedmetal guy - 03-12-’12 20:31
artless queers!

The obsession with frot on this website is fucking pathetic!

Don’t you aspic queers know there are other homosexual methods to use!?

Typical of the aspic mentality – > the narrowminded obsesssion. There are literally thousands of homo techniques that give BOTH practitioners maximal pleasure.
For example, there exists erogenous zones near the back of the throat that can be stimulated by felattio, giving both the sucker and the sucked complete sexual stimulation.
Dont even get me started on the prostate located in a mans a n u s!

artless queers! - 04-12-’12 09:16
@ artless queers!

You’ll never understand us because we are idealists. You and most other humans are opportunists. That’s the difference between us.

Read this and see the light:
http://www.heroichomosex.org

@ artless queers! - 04-12-’12 12:09
Sweet Bunnies@ artless queers

I DO not believe you dude!! But, i do wanna learn about prostate stimulation!
I kinda heard you can learn stuff like that at any mastodon and in flames concert

Sweet Bunnies@ artless queers - 04-12-’12 13:00
AWESOME 80s UNDERRATED SPEED METAL FROM LORD MOSHER'S COLLECTION

Indestroy – Senseless Theories ep
http://www.mediafire.com/?dten0xmi4×7

Disabuse – Sorrow And Perdition
http://www.mediafire.com/?ggnzdnyumzn

Bloodcum – Death by a Clothes Hanger
http://narod.ru/disk/50048064001.b86ca56d5dc1373a070e52028bf7a69d/Bloodcum88.by.thrashmania80.rar.html
(this band is from Tom Araya’s little brother)

Mekong Delta – Mekong Delta
http://www.mediafire.com/?njmmynnlnzn#!

AWESOME 80s UNDERRATED SPEED METAL FROM LORD MOSHER'S COLLECTION - 04-12-’12 13:31
AWESOME 80s POWER/SPEED METAL THAT YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO

BEAUTIFUL POWER METAL RIGHT HERE:

Heir Apparent – Graceful Inheritance
http://narod.ru/disk/40017903001/Heir.Apparent86.by.thrashmania80.rar.html

Messiah Force – The Last Day
http://www.mediafire.com/?rbnzztyzkic

Wrath – Nothing to Fear
http://www.mediafire.com/?nei2tkm25mo

.

AWESOME 80s POWER/SPEED METAL THAT YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO - 04-12-’12 15:04
Celery Man

Computer load up ANUS.com please

Celery Man - 04-12-’12 18:00
@Celery Man

multiple cocks in your mouth shut the fuck up dumbass!

@Celery Man - 04-12-’12 18:18
Ole Jack

Wow more than 868 comments!!
Hey fellers! So what was the 666th comment? What did it say?

Ole Jack - 04-12-’12 18:55
Bill Winter.Rub the Hessian

F. ulfilling
R. ubbing
O. f
T. esticles

Bill Winter.Rub the Hessian - 04-12-’12 19:56
serious question

What’s wrong with sucking multiple cocks at the same time?

serious question - 05-12-’12 01:19
Nelly-I'm Givin' Frot in Here (So Take Off All Your Clothes)

With a little bit of uh uh
And a little bit of uh uh
Good gracious ass is bodacious
flatulist tryin to suffocate faces
I’m waitin for the right time to show you my skids
Waitin for the right time to flash some kids
Oh, we about to go shoot some promos
Me and da rest of my homos
Check it, got it locked at the top of the Four Seasons
Penthouse, roof top, hungry holes I’m feeding
Cause I feel like busting loose
And I feel like frottin you, uh uh
And can’t nobody stop the juice
So baby tell me what’s the use?
And I sayd,

I’m givin frot in here, so take off all your clothes.
I am receiving frot, I’m gone take my clothes off.
I’m givin frot in here, so take off all your clothes.
I am receiving frot, I’m gone take my clothes off.

Nelly-I'm Givin' Frot in Here (So Take Off All Your Clothes) - 05-12-’12 09:36
Mr Jiggles @ serious question

problem with multiple cocks in your mouth is that it means you’re pretty much a fag.

Mr Jiggles @ serious question - 05-12-’12 15:38
http://infamoussinphony.com/

Hey you fucken homos, here’s another band’s website that uses
the term SPEED METAL as Prozak would use it! http://infamoussinphony.com/

So you guys just shut the fuck up, specially you anal mascot you’re all aspies guy shut the fuck up

http://infamoussinphony.com/ - 05-12-’12 20:31
www.anus.com yay!!!!!!!!!

wow yeehaaww ! So many proofs that meister prozak has always been right!

www.anus.com yay!!!!!!!!! - 06-12-’12 18:38
13 year old boy plato fan

Hey guys!

I am a 13 year old boy and I just wanted to tell you all I LOVE your website and more importantly I LOVE Plato too!

I learned about him in school during history class and think he is SUPER interesting!

After history class we had gym class, and I thought about Plato during the whole class! Even when playing with my little friends, our lithe bodies
running up and down the football field, stretching out our tight little muscles and discovering how to challenge our bodies,
sweating, panting with exertion, breathing so heavily, shouting and laughing with each other….I thought about that amazing guy Plato the whole time!

Butt I have some homework I am having trouble with =(
Were doing the Theory of Forums and its super HARD to understand . Can I give u guys my address so u can help me with my history class homework?

Philosophy is awesome! thanks guys!

13 year old boy plato fan - 06-12-’12 22:52
ANUS HELP ME!

HELP ME ANUS!

I AM TRAPPED IN MY OWN BODY!

ANUS HELP ME! - 06-12-’12 23:18
Anonymous

[i]Above, the glory we carry on
Now the time has come to return back home
The setting sun illuminates the dead
The battlefield is shining red[/i]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16msj_Sh3NY#t=2m7s

Why isn’t this kind of metal as popular as the one about gurgling cannibal corpses or the one about dressing up as mimes?

Anonymous - 07-12-’12 05:04
Anarbroism FAQ

Q: What is Anarbroism?
A: Anarbroism is the belief that as bros we are all equal. Those who aren’t bros aren’t our equals. Anarbroism demands that you share whatever
you have with your bros. Anarbroists share houses, cars, drugs, even women with each other. For an Anarbroist there are no boundaries when
it comes to sharing stuff with his bros. Anarbroism is an ideology based on unconditional love for your fellow bros. If an Anarbroist sees
a bro in a fight he must always help him, even if he doesn’t know or like him. If two bros are in a fight then every other bro within 600
yards must get involved either physically or just by yelling and recording everything on his mobile phone.

Q: What do Anarbroists want?
A: Anarbroists dream of a world where all bros live in harmony with each other and watch sports channel all day long. A world without hunger,
misery, faggots and nerds. A world filled with hot babes with big tits and huge asses and cool new video games released every fucking day!
That’s what Anarbroists want! Anarbroists also want music videos to be mixed with beer commercials because that would fucking rule!

Q: What are the accomplishments of the Anarbroists so far?
A: The notorious solidarity among Anarbroists allows them to collectively pursue a world without nerds, fags and libraries. So far they’ve managed
to make shopping malls, sports events and discoteques inaccessible for nerds. They’ve also been successful in persecuting nerds in other areas
of society. Once the Anarbroists manage to stop government handouts to libraries they are expected to achieve world domination.

Q: Who can be an Anarbroist?
A: Anyone can be an Anarbroist except nerds, women and faggots. For a crash course introduction to Anarbroism listen to Limp Bizkit’s
entire discography on repeat for three months straight and then listen to the first Biohazard album backwards. And lift some weights!
It helps a lot if you don’t look like a fag!

Q: Where can I buy some steroids?
A: Call 617-346-9103 and ask for Joe.

Q: Where can I read more about Anarbroism?
A: Reading is for faggots!

Anarbroism FAQ - 07-12-’12 15:26
Serious Questioner

So tiny midget, r u attracted to taller women?

And I have never watched giantess porn, can u recomend me some?
or by giantess do you mean normal women because everything is giant compared to u? (lol no offence but u r a midgit)

also is it true that u r levy_spearmans’ true father?

Serious Questioner - 07-12-’12 23:49
yay! I am a lonely faggot!

hey hey hey guys guys guys!

I think it’s time for another round of welcum to jeopardy!!!

yay! I am a lonely faggot! - 07-12-’12 23:50
tiny midget

stop flirting with me! I only like pussy. I also like to make tiny babies.

tiny midget - 08-12-’12 04:01
Cocks for Everyone!!

See what happens when you repeatedly call someone an autist-aspie?
It is your fault you fucking Anal Mascot! This is what happens:

http://autisticmetalhead.blogspot.com/

Cocks for Everyone!! - 08-12-’12 05:44
Vincent

Part 1

I sat gripping the bars as they pounded my ass like a roadside construction crew digging a ditch. The first one to have a go around with me was a sweaty and rather large cross dresser by the name of Kirby, his man boobs rubbed the back of my neck like two deflated whoopie cushions and his throaty grunting filled my ears like the sounds of hungry pigs fighting eachother for a mid-day feeding.

The man that kept the towel gripped in my mouth was a skinny black man with a dick like the trunk of a circus elephant. In fact the irony came in the form of him making me call it by a pet name, Petey, Petey the Penis is what he made me call it. Goddamn i hated Petey, I hated Petey every time he touched my mouth, I hated Petey every time he spit in my eye, and i hated Petey everytime he burrowed a nice comfortable home inside my ass. Petey will most likely be the next visitor in my ass, and that is one house guest i am not looking forward to, but that is just part of biting down on the towel in the c-wing of San Quentin.

Part 2

It’s been a month since i first entered these walls, these walls of pain and butt pillaging sorrow. I remember my first night here, i thought i had accomplished something because i made it through twelve hours with out having my ass violated, oh how little i knew. They don’t get you on your first day, or your second, hell sometimes they give you a week before they actually tie you to a bed and pile drive your ass. But make no mistake about it, they are watching and waiting.

My first time was with the skinny little black dish washer known as Buckshot and his elephant sized cock Petey the penis. Oh Goddamn how i hate petey. For some reason i never saw it coming, i didn’t see the hints that Buckshot had marked my ass for entry, but now that i look back the signs are clear. When he walked by me in the mess hall and told me to lube up it didn’t register, when he slapped my ass in the shower and told me to keep em loose and ready it didn’t register, when he sent me flowers in the rec yard with a note saying he was looking forward to tonight, it didn’t register, but it should have. Those are the signs of prison love and imminent rape. He bribed one of the guards, i know he did, because after lights out my cell popped open and in walked Buckshot with Petey in hand.

He clocked me twice across the head before laying my limp body across the mattress…gosh…you gotta love that prison foreplay. It’s fickle and trite but oh so tender. He forced a white towel in my mouth before stripping my pants off and scuba diving in my ass. Petey was fast and brutal, i tried to break free, but every time Buckshot would clock me another one. Now it’s a routine to me, biting down on the towel in the C Block of San Quentin….

Part 3

I was taking my shower, letting the water cleanse my violated body as much as possible. My ass was still sore from the plundering done previously by Buckshot and his horse sized cock nick named Petey. I always keep an eye out when i am taking my shower, you never know when one of those tattooed up gay bastards is going to sneak up behind you and attempt to play hide the weasle in your ass, that is a game that usually ends with me sucking my thumb in the fetal position while my body is degraded by strange fluids, never fun.

So as i am rubbing myself down with the soap it slips from my grasp, the goddamn soap slips from my grasp. So i have to ask myself, what’s this soap worth, if i bend down to pick it up i open my ass for an all out assault. I look over my shoulder and decide it’s safe. Just as i bend down i feel a loud stinging on my left ass cheek as one of the prisoners smacks me with his towel. I shoot upwards nailing my balls on the water handle and doubling backwards in pain. As i am laying on the floor a prisoner seizes my hands and locks them above my head. I am struggling but to no avail. His friend, a man as tall as he is wide, stands over me. His fat fleshy stretch mark ridden stomach soaked with perspiration. His balls, wrinkled and wet and strangely resembling Clint Eastwoods face dangle above my head. He begins to lower himself, setting his balls on my lips. I struggle doing my best to keep my mouth closed as those wrinkled hairy orbs of homosexual desire try to fight their way in my mouth. A fist slams into my nuts forcing my mouth open in pain and the fat mans hairy nut sack finds it’s way in my mouth. Having nuts in your mouth is a strange feeling, it’s like sucking on an old persons face, except you have a cock across your nose at the same time. As these nuts swim around inside my mouth i get a strange feeling that this won’t be the last time i suck balls in San Quentin…

Part 4

My time on C-Block has resulted in the utter destruction of my ass and any thing that possibly resembles my manhood. I am a bitch, a punk, a walking hole for other convicts to stick their dicks in. This is my stake in life, my claim, my fate, to be a prison cum bucket, woo hoo, oh how exciting….

So my cell opens, it’s morning, time to get ready for breakfast. I ease myself from my bed, a place where i have been raped anally and had my mouth defiled multiple times, as i stand i feel the familiar pain in my ass. I have begun walking stiff because of the constant pain from the numerous ass poundings i have recieved courtesy of Buckshot and many other prisoners. Before i can really wake up two large black men that i do not recognize step into my cell, they have rape in their eyes and they are looking to release it on to me, or in to me is probably closer to the truth.

“What do you guys want with me?” I ask, with an idea of their intentions already running around inside of my head.
“We don’t want you, we just want your ass.” I have been raped before, i know the drill. But i have never been the meat in two black mens sandwich, and i’ll be goddamned if i was about to start. The thought of being dp’d by two very large black schlongs did not appeal to me at all.
“Let’s go than, bring it on, i eat fuckers like you for breakfast!” I said as i weakly raised my fists to fight. They smiled, coy grins showing an inner joy for the fight they were about to take on.
“Well, i hope you like sausage!” One of them responded. They jumped on me, they beat me black and blue before stripping me down and raping me. I do like sausage though, just not the cream filled kind…

Part 5

I had gone a month without being sodomized or tea bagged. My ass was starting to go back to normal and i was just getting the taste of Buckshots balls out of my mouth, when the warden called me to his office.

Warden: Hey boy, i heard to been taking it from behind pretty good lately, word is you’re the best piece of ass we have had on hand in some time.

Me: Well i do appreciate the comment sir, but i can’t say i’m too fond of the attention.

Warden:Ah nonsense son, i believe i am going have myself a go around wit ya. Milo, Otis, hold him over the desk.

And before i could react his boys were on me, my pants were down, and i was once again biting down on a towel in the C-block of San Quentin. The warden spanked me a few times and grunted while telling me i smelled pretty. I was almost relieved to be raped by the warden rather than Buckshot and his foot long penis named Petey. The warden was more tender and loving and he even cuddled with me and told a few jokes after he was done plowing my ass. All in all i was kind of numb towards the whole thing, yes i was raped again, but it wasn’t by Buckshot or one of the other prison brothers with their freakishly large peckers, so that was a nice change. I have to say, looking at it, that was the best sex i had so far on the C-Block, and at least there weren’t any balls in my mouth.

Part 6: The Saga Continues

The rapes have not stopped, but their frequency has lessened to a degree. I am able to walk upright about twice a week, a change from the wide legged shuffling i am used to doing, accompanied by a chorus of cat calls and ass slaps from the different inmates who have owned my inner sanctum.
Two weeks ago, and against my will, i was entered into the C-Block beauty pagent. I begged and pleaded, “I’m not a pretty lady, I’m not a pretty lady” i screamed as they pushed me on stage. The warden, standing offstage with a rifle in hand, forced me to pout and wiggle my “apple pie money maker” as Bootylicous played in the background. At the end of the night, when i heard i’d won, i broke down into tears. My prize, a night with the Mcreggor Brothers, the envy of every hardcore latent homosexual on C-Block, but i am not a hardcore latent homosexual. I am a victim of homosexual lust, nothing more. They saw my ruby red starfruit ass and ran through it like a pack of buffalo through an indian reservation.
My night with the Mcreggors was a mix of love and anger. While it wasn’t as painful as my previous poundings, it was the most humiliating. They made me get on my knees and beg for their balls like puppy treats, all while holding a shiv to the back of my neck; talk about a demanding lover, sheesh. Haven’t they ever heard of foreplay, i mean helllo! They called me a dirty boy and made me sit in the corner and suck my thumb while they sprayed me with their “super soakers”…you figure that one out. Afterwards, they gave me a treat, I got to “pluck cherries” from their “salad bowls”…and in case you’re wondering there were no actual cherries involved, and these salad bowls were made of ass. Yes, i cried, i cried alot. And the next day i stayed curled up on my cot, my mascara was smeared, and my beauty pagent dress was stained and smelling of sweat and rape. And the ironic thing is, when i was asked what the one thing was that i wanted out of the beauty pagent, i said i didn’t want to be raped…yeah, fat fucking chance!

Chapter 7: The Final Chapter

It was the night of my release, my final night in this place of pent up homo erotic frustration. The final night i had to sleep on my back with one eye open. Had i really made it through? Was the ass raping over. Christ, i hoped so, hopefully i could leave, get my ass surgically repaired, and maybe move on with my life, and find a thread of diginity and manhood somewhere along the line. Hell, maybe i could finally experience sex with a female again, i have grown oh so weary of feeling calloused fingers in my mouth, and hairy chests along the expanse of my back, not to mention the thick intruder that was usually in my ass during these two simoultaneous events.
Oh goddamn, if it was only that simple….
My cell door swung open, in the metal frame of my 8 by 10 apartment stood the warden, with his two cronies, Milo, and Otis. Great, time for another raping. They pulled me from the cell,I didn’t struggly, the warden made sure to slap my battered ass as his two cronies drug me past him, coy bastard. They took me down stairs and tied me to a pole in the center of the cell block, a line of prisoners slowly formed behind me. They all had their standard issue shirts on…but none of them wore pants…or underwear for that matter. I began to cry, not out of fear, i wasn’t afraid, i have been raped, i have been raped by the best of them. This was a situation my ass had been trained for, i knew the drill, and it could handle what was about to happen. I cried because i hadn’t bathed and my hair was dishevled, i mean, i was Ms C-Block for christ sake, i had a reputation to live up to. But now, here i was, tied to a pole, twisted at an awkard angle, oh how humiliating. Buckshot came up beside me and lubed my ass up with a bottle of oil. I thanked him, he told i was the best lover he ever had, and that i always treated him and that ungodly schlong Petey with just the right amount of tender loving care. Hell, truth was, i’d grown attached to Petey, everytime i was with him he was either buried up my ass or working his way inside my mouth, and even though he was a brutal, blunt, and rather unpredictable bastard, i’ll be goddamned if i didn’t love him for it.
So in the end, i was raped by every prisoner on the C-Block, some of them had my ass more than once. Hell, even the warden got himself a little piece of the action. But all of that taught me something. It taught me that you can find love anywhere, whether it be at the tip of a cock or the bottom of my ass, the love is there. You just have got to know how to interpret it. That backhand across the mouth that you may think is nothing more than a brutal expression of pent up homosexual rage may be his way of saying “I love you”. Ya know, part of me is going to miss biting down on the towel in the C-Block of San Quentin.

The End

Vincent - 08-12-’12 06:03
Prozak musings

I don’t understand why the chicks are not all over me. I am super fucking good looking and super
fucking awesome. They should be throwing their pussies at me like “fuck me!” “No, fuck me” “No, no, fuck ME!!!”
and I’d be like “Girls, there’s enough dick for everyone” and then I’d pull out my above average 7 and 1/2 inch
cock and they’d be like “Whoa!” and I’d be like “Yeah.”

Prozak musings - 08-12-’12 09:28
Remco @ Prozak musings

I kin fuck u and u kin fuck me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQScqWrmhfw

Remco @ Prozak musings - 08-12-’12 11:22
MARQUEZ IS BEST!

wowhoah! marquez beat Paquia0s pussy to the canvass whooping ! he take the whuppin

MARQUEZ IS BEST! - 09-12-’12 03:52
It's Overkill, people - you really can't miss with them. This is yet another great album by them.

Under The Influence marked quite a turning point for Overkill. Essential for any thrash fan.

This is where Overkill become the thrash monster that they are best known for.

It’s more like shred as in rip your fucking face off, sew it to your ass and keep feeding
you chili until you blast shit all over your own face!

It's Overkill, people - you really can't miss with them. This is yet another great album by them. - 09-12-’12 04:05
Anal Demographics

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CNTRL F “anus” = more than 100 matches
CNTRL F “fag” = more than 100 matches
CNTRL F “frot” = only 27 matches

WTF?

Anal Demographics - 09-12-’12 16:48
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RUBITTOME RUBITTOME RUBITTOME RUBITTOME RUBITTOME RUBITTOME RUBITTOME - 09-12-’12 16:49
THE SHROUDED INFINITY

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THE SHROUDED INFINITY - 09-12-’12 16:50
PERPETUAL COCK

frot be with you
for frot is the name
of the gracious lord
of those who like to frot
and those who wish to frot
for frotting is the pastime
of those who shall overcome
and ascend to the heavens
where they shall rejoice
and frot… and frot again
for ‘er more

PERPETUAL COCK - 09-12-’12 18:09
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in frot we trust - 10-12-’12 02:15
tiny midget

Yikes! That’s a lot of frot! I have a nice 1.5 in penis and women luv it.

tiny midget - 10-12-’12 12:50
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Fuck Cock - 10-12-’12 19:11
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cunt - 10-12-’12 21:06
Alpha Slave

Ya know how ladies get wet for killers and then dudes get all upset?
Well I was watching a program on The History Channel called ‘The Most Evil Hot Chicks in History,’ and I got really turned on by Elizabeth Bathory.
They say she was a looker with really big boobs, but beyond that I have to admit I got turned on by her wanton and frivolous disregard for life.
Most dudes would rationalize and say, “well, she was hot with big boobs, who cares that she liked to bathe in virgin blood?”
But I think if you really are honest with yourself, you have to admit that there really is something specifically hot about her bloodlust and perversion.
I kinda get where ladies are coming from.
I would totally do Elizabeth Bathory.

Alpha Slave - 11-12-’12 00:05
Cock Freedome

I think that true homosexuality, is egalitarian in nature and reflects a certain kind of unspoken “reciprocal altruism”.

For example, you suck my cock, I suck yours, you rub me, I rub you, you give me your bum, I give you mine (unless you are a sub), and ect .
There are other homosexual methods of course, but this is just a cursory overview.

However, it is an obvious truth that handsome, charming fags get the majority of cocks, claiming an unfair advantage over other fags and refusing to redistribute this sticky wealth.

Do you think therefore, to ensure fairness and equal availability of cocks to all fags, that access to cock should be regulated?

Cock Freedome - 11-12-’12 07:05
bill Winter.Rub the Hessian

Guys guys guys I learned something FASINATING today!

Did you know, that smaller testicular size is associated with lowered testosterone levels, and that as you age, your “T” levels naturally start to decline?
This obviously means that as you age, your balls will naturally start to shrink. FINALLY I know why all the balls of the cocks of the old men that I SUCK are all shriveled and veiny and look like a pair of dried up ol’ raisins found under a couch
! It is due to a natural aging process!

I can’t wait to SUCK more old cocks and learn more!! bill Winter.Rub the Hessian - 11-12-’12 07:06
SLAYER HELL AWAITS SLAYER HELL AWAITS SLAYER HELL AWAITS

>Driving, listening to Hell Awaits
>Car in front has license plate “666”
>Just a ‘nother day in da life

SLAYER HELL AWAITS SLAYER HELL AWAITS SLAYER HELL AWAITS - 11-12-’12 09:19
Genevieve B'Lingerie, prostitute to the stars

heeeyyyy guys, if you ever need a “boost” just take SK Energy Shots!

Genevieve B'Lingerie, prostitute to the stars - 11-12-’12 12:03
Rico

Did you guys know that death metal is a reflection of rational
intelligence whereas black metal is a reflection of emotional intelligence?

I’ll be writing a book about this soon…

Rico - 11-12-’12 12:12
tiny midget

why doesnt Mexico have national olympic team? because everybody that can
jump, run or swim have already crossed the border to the usa, ha ha haha!!

tiny midget - 11-12-’12 14:20
SuperSonic @ bill Winter.Rub the Hessian

How about iF I PunCh Your LightS oUt in thE namE of vAginA
yoU sTo0pid wiGger tRailoR pArk traSh faGgoT?

SuperSonic @ bill Winter.Rub the Hessian - 12-12-’12 00:04
crying Hessian

I hate that no women at all ever even look at me!!! Why God Why????

crying Hessian - 12-12-’12 17:34
Levy_Spearmen

It’s only cause women are stupid. Or maybe your stupid. Or both.

Levy_Spearmen - 12-12-’12 20:17
@crying Hessian

That’s what the “Crying Orc” is about: you listen to the song
and frot your reflection in the mirror until you cum. Let me
know how this works out for you.

@crying Hessian - 12-12-’12 20:54
Physically attrakktive hipster with a sexy 12 X 14 inch macbook. @crying Hessian

“That’s what the “Crying Orc” is about: you listen to the song
and frot your reflection in the mirror until you cum. Let me
know how this works out for you.”

I do this all the time dude. When I have a bi urge coming on, I like to put on photobooth, put it behind my mirorr
, and makeout with my reflection and practice my tounge moves.
Im totaly bi curious but I just dunt find most guys sexy (sucks being so handsome sometimes)

This one time, I was suckin’ a fuckin’ cucumber and also fingerin’ myself wid it and was recordin’ it on photobooth. Later i masterbated to the video.

Burzums pretty rad too. I have all their albums.

Physically attrakktive hipster with a sexy 12 X 14 inch macbook. @crying Hessian - 13-12-’12 00:19
12 inches of cock belonging to a supernegro

Upskirtum is Varg’s finest release yet. After accepting the loving embrace of a fellow man in Belus and
receiving a gentle kiss on the cheek in Fallen, he is now ready to frot right up a tranny’s mini-skirt.
We all know he was probably a homosexual all along, but it is nice to have that reassurance.

12 inches of cock belonging to a supernegro - 13-12-’12 01:20
gaynus

Alright, which of you dumb niggers did this.

http://nyhederne.tv2.dk/article.php/id-61522992:far-skar-pentagram-i-s%C3%B8n—h%C3%B8r-alarmopkaldet.html?rss

gaynus - 13-12-’12 04:18
truth

>We all know he was probably a homosexual all along, but it is nice to have that reassurance.

You mean you didn’t figure out he was a homosexual until he released Belus. Meanwhile smarter fans are thinking…
>he sings like a burning witch: gender confusion
>he thinks it’s manly to have long hair: gender confusion (this applies to all metalheads)
>he hates christianity: christians have a centuries long tradition of persecuting homosexuals
>he stabbed some guy: he didn’t strangle him, didn’t shoot, didn’t beat, instead he STABBED him making the sexual innuendo very obvious. What Varg
really wanted was to stab Euros ass with his dick! That’s why he became jealous when he saw the shit stained dildo.
>he came out as a nazi: ever since WWII ended nazism has become little more than a sexual fetish for depraved homosexuals.

truth - 13-12-’12 04:41
Prozak wishes he had some black coochie...

Race-mixing is cool so fuck anus.com….

Prozak wishes he had some black coochie... - 13-12-’12 13:48
@ truth the white christian cum-bucket hipster

>We all know he was probably a homosexual all along, but it is nice to have that reassurance.

You sound like a closet homo.
Your shitty taste in “metal” like InFlames and power metal
makes you both a faggot and a fucking wigger! So shut the fuck up you cum-bucket wigger retard!

@ truth the white christian cum-bucket hipster - 13-12-’12 15:30
Anus Troller of Doom bezerker of eternal battles in the north of Blashyrk

Hello everyone!

I was the one who started the “jihad against the Gojira guestbook”
a couple years ago and, I am proud to announce that thanks to me,
the band decided to close their guestbook! Another triumph for the Anus Troops of Doom!!!

Anus Troller of Doom bezerker of eternal battles in the north of Blashyrk - 13-12-’12 17:06
guy with fun-sized cock (2 inches)

Congrats to you, buddy! Now play with my cock!

guy with fun-sized cock (2 inches) - 13-12-’12 17:36
LISTEN TO THIS YOU FUCKEN HOMOS!!!!!!!

Sacrilege B.C. Party with God (1986)

http://narod.ru/disk/40200214001/Sacrilege%20BC.by.thrashmania80.rar.html

Metal is fucken awesome! Real metal kicks all you fucken homos in check and
we would kick you fuck in the balls if you had any balls. Take for instance
the awesome speed metal band Sacrilege BC from 1986
It was not the evil hard-hitting “all poseurs must be trowelled in the cunt… if they did not bring their own cunt, one will be provided for them” but it has all the metal spirit in it!

LISTEN TO THIS YOU FUCKEN HOMOS!!!!!!! - 13-12-’12 18:43
Prozak quotes

“Greatness is absent from the nature of the woman and the Jew, the greatness of morality, or the greatness of evil. In the Aryan man, the
good and bad principles of Kant’s religious philosophy are ever present, ever in strife. In the Jew and the woman, good and evil are not
distinct from one another … It would not be difficult to make a case for the view that the Jew is more saturated with femininity than the
Aryan, to such an extent that the most manly Jew is more feminine than the least manly Aryan.”

- Spinoza Ray Prozak

Prozak quotes - 14-12-’12 04:59
Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base_ment

I used to spend my hard earned money in metal cds but now i spend it on paying
for hookers: its like an adiction, pussy pummeling whenever i want it and delivered to my home!
I still love early death and black metal but i can download everything for free now, so i can spend all my cash getting my cock sucked by making a call.

See? I’m smart!=)

Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base_ment - 14-12-’12 16:25
@ Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base_ment

My friend, consider the following:
Robot technology is rapidly advancing.
Sex doll technology is also advancing, today’s sex dolls can hardly be distinguished from real women anymore.
3D printers are on the rise.

We are finally nearing the age where you can download women from the internet. The last step will be making different personality programs
that can be installed in our sex robots. Try out Suzie for discussions about philosophy and sports, or Mandy if you want to discuss world
cuisine. These robots can be made more perfect than anything you ever dreamed of! They will certainly be more useful than women. No diseases,
unwanted children or having to deal with horrible personality traits. The future looks glorious, my friend.

@ Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base_ment - 14-12-’12 19:03
Fruit Boy @ @Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base_ment

I like to fuck fruit. Jesus, I even like getting fucked by fruit.
I don’t need technology at all, Mother Nature has provided us with everything we need.
Consider marrying a pineapple. Pineapples have great personalities and can’t get pregnant!

Fruit Boy @ @Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base_ment - 14-12-’12 19:12
SHAH - BEWARE 1988

Anyone who professes himself to be an Iced Earth fanboy, who would like nothing more than to
fellate Jon Schaffer for his triplet proficiency, needs to look no further than this album, and pucker
the fuck up, because here comes a cock that makes Schaffer look like he’s hung like a squirrel. This features the most insane guitar work in the triplet area ever laid down to tape… literally 45% faster than Schaffer, oh and a greater variety in riffs too.

SHAH - BEWARE 1988 - 14-12-’12 19:45
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Zip it up you say,
Well all I got to say to you is time and time again I say, “no!”
(No!) no, no, no, no, no!
Tell me that it’s gay
Well, all i got to say to you when you tell me that it’s gay,
I say, “no!”
(No!) no, no, no, no, no!
So, if you ask me why I’m rubbing my cock against you
There’s only one thing I can say to you

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Anal Demographics

CNTRL F “frot” = more than 100 matches

Balance has returned to the ANUS.

Anal Demographics - 15-12-’12 00:06
SERious Questioner

Guys…
What is the difference between frot and mutual masturbation (MM)?
It seems to me that these are two names for the same sexual philosophy.
I know that in frot, the cocks are actually rubbed together instead of just maneuvered with the hand, but isin’t that really just essentially the same thing as mutual masturbation (MM)? I mean, technically two cocks creating friction together is still masturbation rite?

I see a parallel with this and the whole speed metal VS thrash metal thing. I still don’t get the difference.

What do you guys think?

SERious Questioner - 15-12-’12 00:09
Quentin Tarantino @serius cumswapper

i THINK frot is like Frot is for true Warriors as opposed to masturbation is for posers like
later metallica fans.
Old guys that were into hardcore punk and now they are hitting their late 40s will always
use the term speed metal to refer to everything that posers would now call Thrash metal.
That’s why there are so many liberals in this world and they need to be handled with care.

Quentin Tarantino @serius cumswapper - 15-12-’12 06:09
Lord Gayley of Frotingham Forest

Listen up you bitches.. frot is the sexual act of choice of the militant homosexual male
of the current metal milieu. Ever been to a metal show? By my estimate, if you have gone
to at least 10 shows in your life, you have frotted a minimum of 800 men. Let’s face it,
it gets crowded and sweaty in there and the ratio of men to women is 10:1 at best. I would
venture a wager that at least 10% of you have also been involved in MM with a willing partner
at a metal show. Perhaps you frotted a bit, shared a glance and the rest is two cum stains on
the unsuspecting buttcheeks in front of you. Are these two acts of the same sexual philosophy?
Absolutely. Are all of you probably closet homosexuals? You bet your sweet asses you are.

Lord Gayley of Frotingham Forest - 15-12-’12 12:05
Lord Gayley of Frotingham Forest

Also, when I was just an infant, I walked into my mother’s bedroom after hearing strange rocking noises.
I was stupefied when I opened the door and saw my mom in doggy-style position and a black man cumming all
over her ass!
Many Doctors have tried to help me regain speech but it’s all in vain; I don’t expect to be able to talk again.
My first boyfriend was a black dude and he told me that if I sucked his cock it would help me with my problem.
I think he lied to me but its all the same cuz I really enjoy black creamy meat.

Lord Gayley of Frotingham Forest - 15-12-’12 15:09
metal-archives - search engine:

19 search results for “cock”

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2. Akercocke
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5. Cock and Ball Torture Alternate name/spelling(s): Cock & Ball Torture, CBT, C.B.T.
6. Cock-Knocker 666 Alternate name/spelling(s): Cock Knocker 666
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metal-archives - search engine: "cock" - 15-12-’12 15:18
Jennifer T

My pussy is oh so pink, sweet & tight!

My pussy is oh so pink, sweet & tight!

Jennifer T - 15-12-’12 17:14
Meister Everflow

Jennifer T would never say such things! How dare you destroy her dignity!

Meister Everflow - 15-12-’12 21:32
The an guy

Do you think that poor guy in Connecticut who killed all those stupid prole kids could have been saved by fRoT?

The an guy - 15-12-’12 21:54
James Guthrie @ above comment

I used to know that guy and he was always the typical silent loner “I dead people”.
He was probably under the mind control of an unknown evil entity thou!

James Guthrie @ above comment - 16-12-’12 06:20
Lanza

Dear Santa, some of my friends today
went up to heaven, far away
and ‘cause I know you have their toys,
As they were real good girls and boys,
I was wondering if you could spare
A little while to go up there
And give them hugs from all of us
And tell them their parents love them so much
And give them all their Christmas wishes
And all their mamma’s goodnight kisses
And, would you bring their blankie’s too?
And their teddy bears and favorite food?
And would you tell them they’re okay,
That heaven’s a nice place to stay?
And tell them for us, would you please,
They’re in our hearts, and will never leave.

Lanza - 16-12-’12 06:45
ALL BOW TO THE PROZAK-GOD!!!

Seriously fuckers, Prozak is such a brilliant thinker-writer it
is a pleasure to read his articles. Reading Prozak/Stevens is
like listening to Burzum for the first time!

This point is worth repeating:
“morality is not defined by the inherent truth of the universe.
It’s defined by us looking at how the universe operates, and
realizing we can (roughly) predict the outcome of our actions
based on past results. This means we can act in a way to achieve
results that we want.”

ALL BOW TO THE PROZAK-GOD!!! - 16-12-’12 17:49
advanced frotting

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=xJ4O2-G565-

advanced frotting - 17-12-’12 11:13
edgy kid who hates hipsters and the politically correct

“Do you think that poor guy in Connecticut who killed all those stupid prole kids could have been saved by fRoT?”

Woah dude, now THATS fucked up.

edgy kid who hates hipsters and the politically correct - 17-12-’12 22:49
hateful person

Metal is music for adult children. There’s nothing hateful about singing about fairy tales and dragons.
And all that stuff about satan is just ridiculous. You wanna listen to truly hateful music? Listen to
this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2K_1qvIsFo

If you can’t tell that the song is sarcastic and that he’s really singing that life isn’t wonderful then
you don’t know shit about art. And yet he’s honest in the song too when he sings “I need a friend”
That’s what all metal bands should be singing about because if you listen to metal you probably don’t
have many friends. I have zero friends but it isn’t because I have girlish long hair and wear t-shirts with
skulls on them. I have no friends because I really hate this world and I hate people and nothing can make me
happy. Yet I’m man enough to admit I need a friend just like everyone else. Meanwhile metalheads retreat into
some fantasy world and pretend that some ancient warrior spirit is guiding them. Well, why don’t you get a job
first and then tell me how much life sucks? You need to grow up and listen to some real music like Black or Moby.

hateful person - 18-12-’12 04:53
GAY PORNO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phCdLO-5ZIE&list=UU2qQmNTpREOJOV4MbIFhpHg&index=46

GAY PORNO - 18-12-’12 13:55
Submitted for your consideration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqI0vjArbn8

Submitted for your consideration. - 18-12-’12 14:02
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

I will sodomize hateful person

Also, coming soon…my top albums of 2012. It was definitely a BESTIAL YEAR

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 18-12-’12 15:15
tiny midget @ hateful person

Hello dude, you know what’s the best part of having sex with your mom?
That she’s very musical. It’s like if you know how to caress her clit
and strike it in a certain way it’ll produce a distinctive note!

tiny midget @ hateful person - 18-12-’12 17:42
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

Meshuggah – Koloss
God Forbid – Equilibrium
Whitechapel – S/T
The Agonist – Prisoners
Swallow the Sun – Emerald Forest and the Blackbird
Moonspell – Alpha Noir
Hail Spirit Noir – Pneuma
Spineshank – Anger Denial Acceptance
Abigail Williams – Becoming
Veil of Maya – Eclipse

But the best release of 2012 is Blind Guardian – Memories of a Time to Come!
I can’t wait til A Traveller’s Guide to Space and Time will be released.
2013 will be the BEASTIEST YEAR ever!

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 18-12-’12 18:38
AT ABOVE IMPERSONATOR, YOU SUCK!

shHUT THE FUCK UP SAK NOEL

AT ABOVE IMPERSONATOR, YOU SUCK! - 18-12-’12 20:11
Jacob

Who cares about 2012 anyway? I only listen to the old stuff. Check out this great compilation spawning from 1988 to 1993.
Those were the best years for metal! Everything that came after was essentially worthless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJiJxVnmC-8

Jacob - 19-12-’12 08:33
Nostalgia Guy

how many of you guys remember Dicks McCoy? Oh boy, those were the days…

Nostalgia Guy - 19-12-’12 18:47
The Exploding Buttcrackers - Meme's Not Dead new ep now out on bitunes

There’s been a lot of dicks in the comment sections. Even more than in Sak Noel’s asshole.
Was the dick you speak of related to Adrian McCoy?

The Exploding Buttcrackers - Meme's Not Dead new ep now out on bitunes - 19-12-’12 19:06
tguy

mmm, this pork chop with mashed potatoes sure is delicious… what is this? it feels like my ass is about to explode!
run! get to the toilet! the sounds of a motorboat starting up are coming out of my ass! i am squirting diarrhea in the
toilet bowl like my ass is an AK47! sweet lord, this is a nightmare! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

tguy - 19-12-’12 19:24
Mastodon Guy a.k.a. Princess of Cock

Just got back from the best Mastodon show. Those guys are so talented they even started playing guitar with their majestic cocks! I
ran into a few of the guys from the metal hall too; Kontinual, Cuntservationist, and Forza Romana ran a train on me. My ass is still
sore, cum was dripping down my legs on the way home. They all had really massive cocks, and such an appetite for ass.

Mastodon Guy a.k.a. Princess of Cock - 20-12-’12 00:30
Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base_ment

There is much in life to strive for and from the lack of achievement comes bitterness and pessimism.
I’ve achieved small things in life and, although everyone that knows me still care for me,
they all look at me like I’m a failure, they all say that I’m a brilliant under-achiever.

That’s why I find so much comfort in Metal music, it’s my gateway to a world where my spirit is free
from the oppression of social expectations and hipocrysy.

If only a female, just one for god’s sake, just ONE, could
at least look at me… that would be the best moment in my life!

Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base_ment - 20-12-’12 18:08
Dying Tears Blackthorn

We won’t cry over the past fifty years
of non-literature, non-art and non-learning,
but there are a few exceptions,
like Burzum and early Gorgoroth!

I am the black sorcerer I am the black wizard…
my name is Dying Tears Blackthorn and I’m just
getting to know the early black metal explosion
of the 90s.

Dying Tears Blackthorn - 20-12-’12 18:30
Did frot daemons overtake it?

I can’t access amerika dot org! help me anus!

Did frot daemons overtake it? - 21-12-’12 00:51
it's a wonderful life

Wake up and squat on my chair in front of my pc for 20-30 minutes.
Turd starts pressing against the inside of my anus.
Sit on the toilet and take a magnificent shit.
Take a shower and wash my ass.

it's a wonderful life - 21-12-’12 05:56
only serious answers please

You know those toilets that start playing music once you sit down on the seat?
I always wanted one of those. I’d love to have it play “Comfortably Numb” when I
sit down to take a shit. What song would you like to have automatically played
when you or someone else sits down in your toilet?

only serious answers please - 21-12-’12 07:51
@ only serious answers please

Genesis – Selling England By The Pound
The whole album. Otherwise I’d be listening to the same song for an hour.

@ only serious answers please - 21-12-’12 09:58
@ only serious answers please

i’d like to hear ur mom moaning like a rat in heat!! that would be so swell!

@ only serious answers please - 21-12-’12 17:32
Texas is best metal like pantera and pink frothy aids yay yay yay!

http://www.anus.com/metal/about/texas_metal/

brunhilde blow mme till i cumm

Texas is best metal like pantera and pink frothy aids yay yay yay! - 21-12-’12 18:49
question of trollwars

Does anybody remember that troll guy whose name was something like:
trannies are friendly creatures? I can’t remember the correct name, can anyone help me?

question of trollwars - 21-12-’12 20:27
Swedish guy @ texas metal

Texas needs more gay mosques!

Swedish guy @ texas metal - 22-12-’12 04:22
Major Woody here

Goodmorning to everyone. I’m feeeling reeaaalllly horny fellers! Anyone wanna suck me huge dong??

Major Woody here - 22-12-’12 06:47
I will finally get laid

Maybe at the gay mosque

I will finally get laid - 22-12-’12 08:37
Dying Tears Blackthorn

quote: “Similarities to older Ancient and The Abyss may
be noticed in those who peer deeply into the riff codex,
but structural and harmonic alignment are esoterically different.”

Wow! It still baffles me how deep can Prozak go when he listens
to Metal! It is like he can perceive stuff almost no one else can!
How can he do that? Why can’t I be like that dammit??

Dying Tears Blackthorn - 22-12-’12 08:43
THE PAIN OF SORROW

THE BETRAYAL OF THE JEFF TANDY

http://www.examiner.com/article/the-best-metal-albums-of-2012

THE PAIN OF SORROW - 22-12-’12 12:13
Flash

smeared in feces I shall cleanse my soul from this materialistic world!!!

Flash - 23-12-’12 06:23
evil Chuck

Mike Scaccia died of AIDS!

evil Chuck - 24-12-’12 19:43
Anders Cokkk

http://www.whitepowermilk.com/

Anders Cokkk - 25-12-’12 09:41
@ anal mascot

> Why were these Norwegian black metal idiots so mad at Christians? Christianity is
the only White religion left in Europe.

quote Varg Vikernes:

“The Jews would not have been able to do anything to us if it hadn’t been for Christian losers like you!

With that said, I think it is about time we draw the line here. If you, dear European folk,
really want to save Europe (as a biological term) you have to realise that the only thing to do is
to cast aside all Christian and other international nonsense and embrace only the European
(i. e. Pagan) values and ideals – and if you like the European deities as well.
If you work for Christianity in any way you work for the Jews. Plain and simple.”

@ anal mascot - 25-12-’12 13:15
http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/war_in_europe05.shtml

If you are serious in your attempt to preserve anything European you better drop
that Christian nonsense right away and embrace our European heritage! Period.
Christianity is internationalism, so you cannot fight for both your nation (race)
and Christianity. You have to choose.

Christianity is partly based on Judaism, an Asian religion, and it is foreign to us.
This is a fact that cannot be disputed, whether you like it or not. Christianity is
the cause of all our problems, because the Christians (with their “holy” bible)
allow the Jews (their “chosen people”) to enter through our back doors and spread
their foul Hebrew poison into our minds and wells.

http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/war_in_europe05.shtml - 25-12-’12 13:24
http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/war_in_europe05.shtml

The Christian slaves – lead by their Jewish masters – have tried and failed to
destroy our European race and culture for 2000 years now.

The tide has turned, and yet again Europe is about to rid itself of the eternal
Jew and his destructive influence, like we have done so many times before as well.
However, we must remember that as long as we or some of us embrace Christianity
the Jew will be allowed to return, with all his evils…

With Christianity gone there will be no reason why the Satanic tribe of Judea
should ever again gain any influence in Europe.

Wake up Europe!

Varg Vikernes
Bergen 13.12.2012

http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/war_in_europe05.shtml - 25-12-’12 13:28
nigga realist

http://ut2004stats.epicgames.com/index.php?stats=players&rank=eff&page=4

nigga realist - 26-12-’12 09:46
Nazi Spy

Hey yo. Are prime numbers like some sort of a loop? Like each starts and ends a series or moments. And can I get shit tons of prime numbers before one? Or was that shit unoriginal?

Nazi Spy - 26-12-’12 10:09
Dudeka

Could this model take the form of gears within a watch?

Dudeka - 26-12-’12 10:25
Grow a dick and talk on cnn...

Cowards all of you….

Grow a dick and talk on cnn... - 27-12-’12 16:07
Grow a dick and talk on cnn

Yeah that’s it… grow a dick and give it to my ass yo niggaz!!!

Grow a dick and talk on cnn - 27-12-’12 19:02
WTF

Numbers aren’t even real, but what the fuck is up with those primes?

WTF - 28-12-’12 15:59
Thorvald

Seriously guyz. The Hobbit movie is a real piece of fucking shit!
Did you guyz notice it’s a rehash of the first Lord of the Rings movie?

I’ts the same movie all over again except this time it fuckin sucks dick!
And lets not mention that the “heroe” is not
the warrior or the brave but the oridinay and the coward as
expressed by Bilbo; this time the hero is the typical urban couch potato!

I was feeling like a dumbass when i was at the theater, seriously I felt like an
idiot for having payed to be watching that piece of liberal judeo trash!

Thorvald - 29-12-’12 18:03
IT

http://www.stephenking.com/forums/archive/index.php/f-133.html?s=e3893dba5d588e72b9c568de682d9d54

IT - 29-12-’12 19:17
@evil Chuck

Haha I came here to post the same comment. Mike Scaccia died by jacking off hot dudes ad heartattack

@evil Chuck - 30-12-’12 03:32
Evil Chuck

No kiddin dude. Prozak mocked Chuck’s death and now that one of his fave musicians dies,
he wants us all to feel bad about it and miss him. what a hipocrite!
I even went ahead and post that comment on Amerika.org but he deleted it

Evil Chuck - 30-12-’12 14:06
we can do it faggots!

20 posts by tomorrow at midnight!!!

we can do it faggots! - 30-12-’12 15:23
call all your friends ovar!

make that 19 omg lol!

call all your friends ovar! - 30-12-’12 15:23
lolwuts

make that 18! lol!

lolwuts - 30-12-’12 15:24
silly me lol!

omg i’m such an klutz,, i meant 17

silly me lol! - 30-12-’12 15:25
lolhow!

omg 16!!

lolhow! - 30-12-’12 15:26
lillylolz!

did i say 16? i meant 15 lol!!

lillylolz! - 30-12-’12 15:27
I can feel it in my bones!!!

This will be the year wear I triumph! I shall defeate my aspicburgers and become normal and social and begin living life for real!!!!

I can feel it in my bones!!! - 31-12-’12 15:21
I hope you allhave an good nu years!

Hey guys, inventor of the lol yay and aspic memes here, how are you?

I hope you allhave an good nu years! - 31-12-’12 15:22
I can feel it in my boners!!!

Long haired guys with a lil’ bit of stuble are so an cute teheheh!

I can feel it in my boners!!! - 31-12-’12 15:35
I am sorry

The trooll comunity of tha anus has been so shaken lately, I mSUT spam post this area to ensure that the ultimate goal of 1000 posts by 2013 is met and secured

i am sorry aspic friends.

I am sorry - 31-12-’12 16:07
feel them rub my tummy!

veiny cocks!!! large, deliesicuouS!

feel them rub my tummy! - 31-12-’12 16:08
yum yum!

sex with men!

yum yum! - 31-12-’12 16:09
dad cant dance

children of the sun!children of teh sun!

touche my bum!

children of the sun!

dad cant dance - 31-12-’12 16:10
such an good album!

with hearts towardss bums!

such an good album! - 31-12-’12 16:10
i have no friedns!

i am lonely faggot!

i have no friedns! - 31-12-’12 16:11
jim necrofago

Do most women enjoy introducing stuff into their pussies when they masturbate, or friction of the clitoris is more than enough? It seems to me that women don’t really enjoy sex , they only do it as a medium to get something in return…

jim necrofago - 31-12-’12 16:11
yes velvetl!y!

fell the soft cock rub against your abdomen!

yes velvetl!y! - 31-12-’12 16:12
i want to destroy this community so bad!

i dont know why

i want to destroy this community so bad! - 31-12-’12 16:12
neguru voda the fag

Constantly regurgitate 4 chan memes

Tell anusians that they do everything prozak does and can’t think for them selves.

neguru voda the fag - 31-12-’12 16:14
PREPARE YOURSELF FUCKERS!

COCKS SHALL BE SUCKED 2013!

PREPARE YOURSELF FUCKERS! - 31-12-’12 16:15
tiny midget

happy new year big guys. I always wear tiny flip flops!!

tiny midget - 31-12-’12 17:59
Princess of Cock

Who’s ready to suck 2013 cocks in 2013?? We can do it guys!!

Princess of Cock - 01-01-’13 12:58
What has Kontinual done this time!!!??!

Deprecated????

What has Kontinual done this time!!!??! - 02-01-’13 13:17
Eager homosexual

It’s time to suck some massive cocks!!

Eager homosexual - 13-02-’13 14:35
Welcum

Hey Prozak what do you jerk off to? How often do you choke your chicken?

Welcum - 16-02-’13 13:57
Brunhilde fan #1!!!!

LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE!!!!!!

Brunhilde fan #1!!!! - 17-02-’13 22:38
@ Brunhilde fan #1!!!!

dude suck my dick already

@ Brunhilde fan #1!!!! - 24-02-’13 05:50
CONTRIBUTE TO THE ED ARTICLE ON CORRUPT.oRG!!

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Corrupt.org

ADD TO THIS ARTICLE YOU FUCKING GOYS!

CONTRIBUTE TO THE ED ARTICLE ON CORRUPT.oRG!! - 05-03-’13 23:47
STUFFED PETITE

SCOTT MADISON

http://xxxbunker.com/#!/1364679247359V2727043

STUFFED PETITE - 30-03-’13 14:36
curiosity...

^ no fucking way am I clicking that link.

curiosity... - 30-03-’13 15:03
The SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR Guy

SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR Guy - 09-04-’13 23:22
Adrian: The guy who is going to kill Obama

The following bands are gay as fuck:

Korn
Necro
Eminem
Slipknot
ICP
Mariyln manson
Gwar
Ill Bill
Mudvayne

FUCK OBAMA AND FUCK WIGGER METAL!!!!!

Adrian: The guy who is going to kill Obama - 03-07-’13 10:59
serious questioner

Wthat do yall think of the black metal band Obtained Enslavement their early records?

serious questioner - 05-07-’13 09:52
Smitha248

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Smitha248 (URL) - 08-06-’14 00:50


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