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http://www.deathmetal.org

No one gives a shit. Moving the site was retarded and you shot yourself in the foot.

Also please fill my mouth and asshole with hot cream, I’ve my butthole ready for big penis… shoot your load in my ass…

Tales of a Hessian – Episode 1: The Date

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Compañia: Teatro de la Bodega
Nombre: Victor Parra
Puesto:Director
tel. 56975745

A los moderadores, gracias por permitir esta publicación.

Seminario Teórico- Práctico ¡De la Mesa al Escenario!

OBJETIVO:
Identificar el género dramático por medio del análisis y la forma de actuar
estos géneros a través de la práctica escénica.

DIRIGIDO A: Actores en formación que estén en búsqueda de crecimiento y
herramientas para una mejor interpretación de personajes. Que quieran refinar su
arte, aprendiendo a revelar el contenido dramático y quieran saber cómo actuar
cada género.

8 sesiones de 2hrs. 8 jueves de 16 a 18hrs. Inicio 05 de Julio del 2012
Inscripción GRATIS.
Inversión $1200 Facilidades de pago- puedes pagar por sesión.
Descuento del 15% si pagas la totalidad antes de iniciar el curso.
Imparten- Prof. Victor Parra y Profa.María Teresa Garagarza.
Informes.
Cel. 044 5559063191

Fucking thing, resizing my image.

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/7165/thedate.png

Can it really be that Massacra – Final Holocaust is the Best death metal album of ALL time like Prozak claims it to be ?

YOU’RE NOT THE REAL BRUTAL SLAYER, SO…

GO GIVE YOUR MOM A BUCKET OF CUM LITTLE KID.

Lad killed by suntan oil fire at his 18th party

A LAD who was turned into a human fireball at his 18th party is feared to have been doused in suntan oil as a prank.

College chums invited by autistic Steven Simpson are thought to have been larking with the lotion when it somehow exploded in flames at his home — engulfing the tragic student.

An ambulance rushed the terribly burned teenager to hospital where he died hours later.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4402623/Lad-killed-by-suntan-oil-fire-at-his-18th-party.html

I’m so sad I’m gunna go listen to Britney Spears now.

Although this band is aesthetically most similar to Morbid Angel, structurally it resembles the rippingly fast later punk hardcore bands or modern metal incarnations like Angel Corpse, using a tripartite structure by which verse and chorus riffs balance one another, then through a variation –

LETS PLAY: NAME THE BAND PROZAK’S TALKING ABOUT…

ANYBODY KNOW FOR WHICH BAND IS THIS REVIEW??

Brett Stevens DJ’d a radio program for six years and has been a metal fan for two decades. A computer programmer by day, he writes on underground metal to keep his soul feral.

.

Queefo McHungo: why do you never show your face in Metal Hall, tough guy?

Is Prozak gay? I hope so. He’s in a movie where he kisses a guy. I loe sex.

Brett Stevens DJ’d a radio program for six years and has been a gay pride activist for two decades. A computer nerd by day, he writes on underground metal to keep his asshole loose.

Because I am too busy pushing the turd up your dad’s rectum…

He’s a great kisser too…

ALL HAIL QUEERO MAC HUNGO THE ANUSIAN GOD OF DEATH
RID US OF OUR HUMAN WASTE CLEANSE OUR EARTHLY LIVES!

Queefo: is it not true that you are, in fact, married to a woman? An average and plain-looking woman? Is it not true that your wife runs your shit? Is it not true that you kneel before your wife’s mediocre cunt every night before bed?

Finally white privilege in metal is been destroyed.

Women are too beautiful and naturally inclined to receive even the vilest of treatments and yet,
they always emerge dignified; be in inevitable suffering or joy.

No my child, I prefer men. God provided me a portentous member that when erected is lethal in
that it is more than a weapon, it is a stigma that antagonizes with that which men dear most:
their manhood or the ability to recur to it unsconsciously.

My fluid deep inside a mans’ rectum is my triumph over the will to trust that which is inherent to all men.
Shit on my dick is what washes away all my sins.

And your dad… is my bitch! And I can see in his eyes that is the moment when he is truly happy, truly free!

ALL HAIL THE GREAT QUEERO MAC HUNGO THE ANUSIAN GOD OF DEATH

PERVERTER OF THE HUMAN RACE, BRINGER OF STORMS AND OBSCENITY

RID US OF OUR HUMAN WASTE CLEANSE OUR EARTHLY LIVES!

you can take the monkey out of the jungle…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si5DJ9jCDEo

BRUNHILDE”S PARTY PITAs:

You will need:
>2-8 pitas
> spinach, taziki, humus, garlic butter or whatever dip you desire
>1 fillet of salmon
>2 eggs
>1 lemon
>Garlic powder
>Celery (chopped)
>Zucchini (chopped)
>A positive attitude!

Step 1:
Garnish salmon with garlic powder and squeeze a bit of lemon juice on top. Put on grill and cook.

Step 2:
While salmon cooks, take pitas and chop them into whatever size you choose. Take dip and spread on pitas. Add celery and zucchini. Fold pitas.

Step 3:
Scramble eggs and cook. Add any desired seasoning.

Step 4:
Chop up salmon and add to pitas. Add small amount of egg.

Step 5:
Enjoy!

“Party Pitas”

Pitas is sland for penis in Spanish, like saying cock or johnson.

• slang

I need a mouth wide open to cum !! Where’s > guy?

What?

Muscular cocks!!! NOW!!!

I need a tiny tight pink pussy!

HEY YO FOOLSIH POSER! LISTEN TO THIS BAND AND STOP BEING SUCH POSERS!

Creepmime – Shadows (1993)

- http://www.anus.com/metal/creepmime/

http://forums.smnnews.com/archive/index.php/t-184639.html

Hy! Here are the last ice creams I bought!

Reccese Pieces: WOW so much reeceses! Too Chocolaty!
Moca Sunday: yay coffee flavor!!! Yum!! So creamy!
Nainaimo Bar: Yuck! Too much coconut! I threw it away!
Plain Vanilla: YUM! Very creamy and relaxing!
Cookie dough cholate chip: YAY my favorite!! Too much crunchy crunchy choco chips though!!
Root Beer Float: OMG!! So sugary but yummy!!

What ice creams will I buy next?

=)

bunch of faggot proles just hatin because of their genetic inferiority. this below 80 IQ fags should be cleansed from this earth. Ildjarn rules!!

I’m proud to be a faggot.

ildjarn is garbage

I say that because when I was a baby, my father used to fuck me with his fingers,,, so I grew up to hate real black metal. Currently I’m into Krallice and Job for a Cowboy.

In other words, our greatest strength was also our greatest weakness. The “freedom” of democracy guaranteed that each person could do whatever they wanted. That in turn meant whatever they could afford. This in turn put people into a mindset where society became a hateful thing one manipulated in order to bring home the gold, which then was spent on “personal expression,” something we view with a near-religious sense of obedience.

BEAUTIFUL, BRETT STEVENS IS SO GREAT IT CAN NO LONGER BE DENIED. ALL HAIL BRETT STEVENS THE ANUSIAN GOD OF LIFE.

the weaker get many and they can get temporarily very strong by modern weapons

Nuclaer Holocausto Vengeance

Useless retarded blathering….reading ANUS has become like a bad habit for me, much like picking your nose or chewing your fingernails.

Liberalism turns me off honey!

You forgot to mention plugging that pink dildo up ur cornhole.

I know I said I was leaving but I haven’t sucked my last cock yet. I wanted to make a thread on this subject for a long time, but put it off because I couldn’t find the exact right way to put a 14 inch dildo up my butt, but fuck it, this needs to be done. It might be a little sloppy because of that but hopefully the point will get across.

I’ve noticed a disturbing trend of smart bisexual kids identifying more with their long severed Bisexual ancestry (Often Frot but also Oral, Anal, Fisting etc) despite usually heavy admixture with other Homo tribes aside from the one they identify with. I’m guessing this comes out of the bullshit assumption that Bisexuality is somehow “less gay” than Homosexuality. They also often have plans to move to somewhere in Europe, usually the place of their most substantial homosexuality, under the assumption the people there are more bisexual. That’s a stupid assumption because it’s pretty much the same situation there with AIDS, big cities generally have liberal gay culture and the rural areas hold the true culture of the Frot. Also, for a substantial period of time, bisexuals were often considered more homosexual (probably a happy side effect of our cock2cock roots) but I digress.

I’m going to say something I would think is gay, but American cultures are still in denial, some have endured more anal than others, such as for example Texas, Argentina, and Quebec which are fairly solid bisexual groups. Some areas like the mid-western US don’t have much of a gay orgy to speak of yet, and many are in between having something of a gay orgy but not a very concrete homosexual group yet (The Southwestern US, Cascadia, Alaska etc.)

Our ancestors came to these continents expecting to suck new cocks, if you want to turn your back on all your ancestors hard work then go ahead retreat back to bisexuality but I think that’s an anti-traditionalist and cowardly way of looking at things. It’s about time homosexuals in the US, and elsewhere in the Americas for that matter, to start being proud of their homosexuality, quit being nostalgic for bisexuality and begin sucking beautiful new cocks. We have the unique opportunity to shape and form what will be the basis of American homosexuality for thousands of years.

And before some smug transvestite or self hating bisexual pussy starts calling Americans faggots or what not, every Homosexual nation that exists now is made up of a mix of previously existing bisexual tribes, dumbass.

Wassup BITCHES!
I’m back and I’ve brought Russian whores
http://www.xvideos.com/video1415973/hot_kinky_jo_-_remixed

and Communist fantasies!
http://fonline2238.blogspot.com/

Shall thee take up thine challenge!

LOL hy, Levy_Spearmen!

I go to front page ->45 comments

I hit refresh -> 46 comments!!!!

I am not the above dude I am just hanging out with him!!

Guys, should I put acne-cleansing formula on my dick?

I’ve had a stray pimple on the shaft cock of my dick before.

Hi Levy can I slip my tongue deep deep inside your anus?

A man is no less a faggot for only engaging in frot and mutual masturbation. Indeed, frot is actually more gay than anal sex! You see, men who have sex with another man’s anus use the anus as a surrogate vagina and therefore are unknowingly bound to heteronormativity.

This is a stunning revelation for many people, and helps them to better understand just what it is that makes a man a faggot. Frot is true faggotry: bone on bone, dick2dick, cock2cock.

Are blacks and Australoids human? I mean, if you’re going to pull the “definition of a species” argument, apparently we could interbreed with Neanderthals too, and yet we don’t consider them Homo Sapiens.

That feel when this is instrumentally perfect metal. Everything is composed to perfectly, executed so effortlessly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJHfidZanas#t=0m10s

that video was – childrem of gaydom – taste my cock!!

thanks but unless your a fag with bad taste in poser metal…
I recommend you this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbfwOijvUDE

this is the music that i like to hear when I fuck your mommy in the ass

Guys, I had a nightmare! I dreamt of a world without cocks to suck. I dreamt of a world without street hobos to fuck me in a dark alley for 10 bucks.

Guys, I was scared to death!

God blessed me with the ability to fit big objects up my rectum. At an early age I discovered it feels so good to have my butthole stuffed, I developed a new affinity for cucumbers and bananas.

Mom was raped by African American thugs on a sad Sunday night when she walked out of a movie theater. Dad became Jennifer the acrobat tranny.

This was far from a tragedy. It gave me the space and freedom to pursue my true vocation: to be the ultimate skanky rent boy to make it big in Manhattan’s dark alleys.
No cock is safe from me when night comes.

So anyway, my asshole is an incredible vacuum suction monster that can, and will make you cum in less than four strokes. I’m that good!

Until next episode,

Your fag friend,

Nocturnal Terror

So that’s the music you like to hear never?

eat my penis

AHA! I have your cocks!

that feel when good metal,

Yo, Blasphemy’s Fallen Angel of Doom is exactly the feel. I don’t even listen to it to know every note, but it imprints so well that I can sense exactly when the music shifts before the shift take place.

If you say anything bad about multiculturalism you deserve to die… Immigration means more cock for us all, think about that before you start talking about ethno-nationalism…

Yeah but it means more brown cock and les whitecock and thats no good right? I prefer my cocks white.

3rd world cock is no good, it doesnot taste that good as white cock.

How cum Nocturnal Terror is such a fag?

OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW SHIT
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW SHIT
YO
YO
YO

YO WHAT THEY WANT, YO I THINK THEY WANT
MO, MO, MO
YO HOW YOU KNOW, CUZ THEY’RE ALWAYS SCREAMIN
GO, GO, GO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHIKfYMOo9k

shit I meant to sign that as “oldskool”

I actually meant to sign that as panty-sniffing aspie faggot who takes big cocks up the ass and works as a computer programmer.

Is Flotsam & Jetsam any good?

>THEY’RE

should be “THEY”

See, you can tell by this guy’s playing style this is a guy that actually has good taste in metal. Not blargh brargh fuzztone shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF7DFlIv9qQ

that*

Hey guys I bought an ice creams yesterday!

Peanut Butter Bliss: more like CHOCOLATE peanut butter bliss teehehe! Yum, but I won’t buy it again lol!

What ice creams will I buy next?

=)

THE ULTIMATE PROGRESSIVE BLACK/DEATH BAND:

Prozak, lead vocals and spoken word sections
Brunhilde, lead guitars
Levy_Spearman, bass
Kontinual, rhythm guitar and backing vocals
Brutal Slayer of Christians, drums
Tiny Midget, keyboards, organs, clean vocals
Adrian Mckoy, sampling

BRUNHILDE”S TOMATO CHICKEN BREAST:

You will need:

>Chicken Breast lol!
>Red Bell Peppers (or a different color if you prefer)
>Cherry Tomatoes
>Bay leaves
>Paprika
>Balsamic Vinegar
>Peanut Sauce
>Chicken Broth (purchased or homemade)
>Basil (or Dill if preferred)
>Neapolitan or Tomato Sauce (refrigerated)
>a positive attitude!!

Procedure:

>set oven to 350
>Take chicken breast and lather in peanut sauce and balsamic vinegar. Put in oven cooker thingy.
>add a healthy splash of chicken broth
>put chicken in oven
>wait 5 minutes, then remove. Add a few bay leaves, sprinkle on some paprika and basil. Rub it down.
>put back in oven for 15 minutes. *
>remove and throw in bell peppers (make sure you chopped them!) and cherry tomatoes
>wait 10 minuets.* (trollpost anus while you wait)
>remove chicken, chop into desired serving size, then pour as much
tomato sauce as you want on top.
>enjoy!!! yay!

These are personalized 100% ANUSIAN recipes, I did not steal them!
I am not the real Brunhilde just a fan lol!! *Cooking times approximated

Liturgy: Yea we all know the jokes about these people, how they enjoy macbooks, tight fitting plaid clothing and caffeine beverages with six syllables. Liturgy is the essence of syphilitic hipsterdom that currently plagues every square inch of the country,.

KEEP ANUS ALIVE

POST.A.LOT.

Murrika lol

Murrika lol

Your comment has not been stored, because it seems to be a duplicate of a previous entry

http://jezebel.com/5924638/women-are-greedily-using-up-all-the-internet

IS FLOTSAM & JETSAM A GOOD BAND PEOPLE?? YES,,NO WHY??

Listening to Crimson Glory and they fucking rule!

Why is In Flames such shit nowadays, and more importantly why is this new shit the most popular? I’m the complete opposite of a “hurr their old stuff was better” fag but in this case I seriously think the old albums had better music than their top YouTube hits nowadays. It’s like it’s not even the same band.

How come there are so many jealous homos that hate-troll this wonderful site?

Prozak is just so amazing and his articles and reviews are pure gold. How is it possible that this man who is God gift to mankind can be so hated by non-Anus readers?

All hail his Majesty S.R. Prozak!

Oh and at fake Serious Questioner:
In Flames was always a shitty poser band, if you like them, then you’re a retard.

Raping me
Sickening ecstasy
I’m cumming now
Into my own body

Wake from this horrible dream
Spitting cum
Why does my anus bleed?
Was it a dream?

“… this music decodes its motif structures in appropriately abrupt shifts in architecture to reveal affinity for resolution in perplexing but spiritedly exact phrase unified in modal and structural conclusion to introduction of fundamental ideals in overture to motif explication.”

ONLY A BRILLIANT MIND COULD HAVE COME UP WITH A LINE OF SUCH DESCRIPTIVE POWER! WOW!!!!!

Reading Prozak’s reviews make me so hungry for cock!

guys guys guys! I bought a new ice creams!!

Cherry cheese cake: Hrhnps! Where is the cheesecake? all I taste is cherry lol! Yummy anyways !

What ice creams will I buy next?

=)

It isn’t like I’ll be jealous that I’m not as descriptive as The Almighty Cock, I just won’t be descriptive.

Was bangin’ ye mom in the butthole till she bleeded like a whore! nice perky tits glazed by my midget cum!

>In Flames was always a shitty poser band,

You’re an idiot.

>poser

Even more so.

O.K, i’m going to guess Impiety, although that may be too obvious because they were the last band reviewed. I still have 2 guesses left, k hun?

I think this is a legitimate question. If you have ever been to Africa or spent some time with some “fresh off the boat” Haitians/Somalians/Ugandans or whatever it would certainly test your liberal faith as well. I love the assumption that people asking these questions must be “maladjusted” or “social outcasts”. Fuck off and use your own two eyes.

They murdered
hitler.

Yo homies! Boy do I got a special treat for ya’ll today! It’s me ya homie JUGGALOHOMIE88 here live in tha studio playin’ ma shit for RADIO NIHIL! And boy do I got some HEAVY SHIT for ya! Did I say HEAVY SHIYYYT? YEAH, I SAID HEAVY SHIYYYT! So let’s kick this off with some obscure HORRORCORE for you bitches! This shit… no way you ever heard of this shit cuz this shit is in RUSSIAN! That’s right, I’m gonna play EASTERN EUROPEAN HORRORCORE for ya! This first track is by a Russian juggalo called HEAVEN and it fucking KILLS (never mind that second rapper in the song, he sounds a faggot) LET’S KICK THIS SHIT OFF NOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMt8_2YreAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQp2M3bmVNw

UNHOLY FUCK! This shit’s so evil Imma not gone be surprised if VARG popped up in one of these songs! Ahaha just kidding, chill bros, EIGHTY EIGHT! That second track was by some sick Czech muthafuckas called REZNIK and DESADE! Now I ask of you, do you see the darkness? Not tha light, I mean THA DARKNESS! Horrorcore is the FUTURE of DARK music! Nothing sicker than this shit right here, and we ain’t even reached tha bottom ov hell yet! But we gettin’ there! Turn up your volume for this next damn track! I’m bringing you THA DEVIL here on RADIO NIHIL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEqnnENzTEA

Now that’s WICKED! That was some serious MUTHAFUCKIN’ EVIL SHIT right there! That was in German (heil!) Or at least I think it was. Whatever. I’m running outta time here so I’m gonna play you one last song, this is something for you to chill out to so you muthafuckas can fantasize about blowing up churches and burger kings or whatever you nihilists like to do. Some Polish UNDERGROUND MUSIC for you now. I’m out, gotta run cuz my mom wants to use the bathroom (which has the best acoustics in the house, dayum!). Stay evil homies! 14/88 MMFWCL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjUBTTrVFe0

Good song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHIKfYMOo9k

OUT WITH THA OLD IN WITH THE NEW SH-

YEA YEA, YEA YEA, YEA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ojZhCq5CSk

This guy is amazing

>In Flames was always a shitty poser band,

I agree! Thanks for sucking my cock!

read this u little twink, u might learn something:

in flames

http://www.anus.com/metal/about/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=109

Hey I resent that comment about In Flames. “The United Association of Homosexual Metal” has declared In Flmaes as the band to help you transition from bi-curious latent homosexuality to full-blown cock-gagger!

Only topped in gayness by Lamb Of God and Mastodon. And we queers are very proud of said facts!!!

> I remember the first time I listened to In Flames… my anus was bleeding like crazy! I was left unconscious with my cornhole loaded with cum from at least 5 different In Flames fans.

>Oooh the good memories…. sigh

In Flames are shitty no doubt about that, here’s some real heavy neoclassical metal instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0eD-dh_XE4

Oh wow it’s some neckbeard rambling against perceived “popular” bands, but not really presenting an argument, just mumbling and grasping at straws like an awkward faggot. Get shot in the neck.

This is 1000x better than anything you listen to and spoonfeed yourself from the lapping “safe zone” of conservationist’s gaping anus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNFlXbH_bzg

I don’t think you understand how quoting (IE. ‘>’) works. If I quote you it doesn’t mean I said it.

Hot dig dug damn, Gorguts’ Obscura is probably the hardest metal album to follow while playing dig dug.

Wow I can’t believe you’re so butthurt! And even if you are, woulnd’t you be used to having your butt hurt? You jizz eating faggot?

> Oh wow it’s some neckbeard rambling against perceived “popular” bands, but not really presenting an argument,

Again I agree with you! You’re not presenting an argument in favor of In Flames’s alleged quality! This proves two things:

1- You’re obviously retarded, sadly, you just don’t know it!

2- You’re obviously a fucking homo, you like cock and jizz so much it’s not even funny anymore.

Go get aids with Mastodon guy or Queero Mac hungo, or even better since you already have Aids, go spread it among your queer fellow In Flames faggot girlfriends.

Fucking Fag!

Hiu?…What?..What with my anus??!!

Fake Dominting Fucker detected! ↑

In Flames – The Jester Race

Hi everyone, I’d like you to meet my Down’s syndrome child, In Flames. He sits in his room and practices stuff he knows other bands have done, and then vomits it back in a random order so that there’s enough for an album. Any time he gets confused and starts to cry, we just double the tempo and then he starts barfing out incomprehensible lyrics recycled from a giant pile of cliches we keep in the diaper room. You might recognize intense moments from the last twenty years of heavy metal, stripped of all context and power, rendered incompetently yet disguised as “melodic death metal”. But he’s my tard, so I’m going to put a gold star on this fucking thing and publish it. File under G for “glazed over.”

> ok I’m angry now I’m gunna punch you

> you know what? I think I’m getting horny too! I’m an angry horny bitch!!

> prepare yourself dude, you’re gunna get it… no I will suck your cock senseless.

> Another day another battle… my pride has been avenged!!!

1. HURRR UR RETURDED
2. DURRR UR GAY

In Flames > your faggot shit

In Flames guy is really Sak Noel living la Vida Loca and shit!
Pay not attention to this troll he’s really just a raging twink.
-oh and keep an eye on your cocks, he tends to suck them when you’re not looking. He did it to me once and now I can’t get him to do it again.

cocks WILL be sucked tonite!!! Arrggghhh

How Come Most Homosexuals are into In Flames? Is it a coincidence or you NEED to be gay to like that band??

In Flames is not even death metal, it’s gay rock..end of discussion.

The defining symptom of the modern time is a fixation on surface traits, and a denial of the underlying structure that is less obvious.

Angy raging queens like “inflames guy” is not be capable of telling the difference between At The Gates, Unanimated vs In Flames, Amon Amarth.

In Flames is copy-cat band of surface traits that other foundational bands created. Therefore his opinions are stupid mere projections of his insecurity , latent homosexuality cum-stained poop hole.

-In Flames > your faggot shit

wow what a powerful argument! no wonder this silly twink likes In Flames. water seeks its own level. you need to come out the closet and find friends. friends with a cleft asshole.

>Angy raging queens like “inflames guy” is not be capable of telling the difference between At The Gates, Unanimated vs In Flames, Amon Amarth.

Oh I know the difference. The first two are “acceptable” to base.ment-dewelling teenage lemmings because Prozak deemed it so in his arbitrary review, even if In Flames is musically ten times the superior band.

>In Flames is copy-cat band of surface traits that other foundational bands created.

Copy cat bands of what foundational bands?

>Therefore his opinions are stupid mere projections of his insecurity , latent homosexuality cum-stained poop hole.

Look who’s talking.

On another hilarious note, look at Prozak’s reviews for Dissection, another MUCH superior band to any of the shit here. “Parts become too conventional rock-n-roll, but at odd times” Conventional rock and roll, on The Somberlain? This guy is a fucking idiot, “durrrrp anything with a melody and not tremolo picked four note riffs is ‘rock’”.

AHHH RAAAMEEMMABA HALLOWEEEN!!!!

Mmmm ohh yeah yeah oh yeah cocks coks coks ohh yeah mmm yeah oh yeah mmmm mmm cocks coksc baby coks yeah yeah mmmm oh yeahh mmmyeah cocks yeah hmmmm yeah ohh yeah mmmmm.

ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT

…

WHATTHEFUCK

Johny, las huneta y re rocaaa…..

When I come to Spain, and see how people partying, I think to myself:whatthefuck

ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT

Viva los noche. viva los feiesta. viva los dj’s.
Viva los noche. viva los feiesta. viva los dj’s.
Viva los noche. viva los feiesta. viva los dj’s.
Viva los noche. viva los feiesta. viva los dj’s.

so i talk to my friend Jhonny. Jhonny: las huneta y re rocaaa…..

whatthefuck

ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT

“>had a dream last night i was sucking my own cock
>seemed really fucking real
>sam1 explane dis shit plos”

http://www.amerika.org/politics/the-centuries-of-revolution-democracy-communism-zionism-by-william-white/?doing_wp_cron=1342248540.8309979438781738281250

Brett Stevens, beautiful AMERIKAN god of life, rips the Jewish lies from their root beds!!! ACHTUNG WOTAN MITT UNS!! OUGH! HEY HEY! LETS GO!I CANT HEAR YOU

LOLS guys, have you noticed Brett Stevens has really stepped up the heavy metal references in his writing as of late?

“I also think it is unmitigated horse puckey to blame The Jews for the downfall of civilizations, since it happened to great empires like the Aztec, Maya and Angkor Wat without a single Jew present.”
Lies. Steven lies.

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In Flames have always been horrible and anything with “neoclassical” in front of it generally sucks and is played and enjoyed by douchebags.

I may not like this band much, but this is 1000x times better than In Flames: http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=en0aCKXu1NE

>listened to the first 5 seconds
>generic melodic tech-death band that copies Necrophagist and Psycroptic

That’s not better than In Flames at all in any way. You sound like some douchebag that scrapes the barrel for anything he can pretend to like because it’s “underground”.

Superior In Flames recordings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vosg2TeInAA (if you don’t like this you have no Neanderthal DNA [meaning that you’re a nigger, for you dum-dums])

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNFlXbH_bzg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw0pAbGsU94

In Flames is a good metal band daaaahh, yeah dood!

> guy is butthurt because his favorite homosexual band doesn’t get the respect he and his faggy boyfriends think it deserves.

funny how he even hurried to read Prozak’s review for Dissection, bwa ha ha ha ha,

In Flames is great man, i think the reissue comes with a pink dildo for better enjoyment of their faggit melodic rock wannabe death metal.

oh and Megadeth, Metallica and Exodus are SPEED METAL bands…

>wannabe death metal

Since when? If they wanted to play death metal like every boring Entombed clone you listen to, they would have played death metal. My original post was more about how drastically different new In Flames is to their awesome classic material, which seems to be less popular with their new fans.

>same above dude

Why am I not surprised that a complete idiot would make such a statement. Tell me something, why don’t you call everything else by what you believe to be its original name too? Why isn’t Black Sabbath just “heavy rock”?

>constantly posting the gay filth, as a result of constant homosexual thoughts and fantasies

So do your parents know you’re gay yet?

>wannabe death metal

lol he thinks he’s hard because he listens to “real” death metal

just like an anime fan watches “real” anime because no one understands his dark and elite samurai soul

hahahahahahaha I thought this was just a joke of a stereotype, guess not

- “Copy cat bands of what foundational bands?”

At the Gates
EP Gardens of Grief 1991
first LP 1992

In Flames first LP 1994 (sucked by the way)

Dissection
already had an EP in 1991
first LP 1993

Necrophobic
already had demos since 1989
EP 1993
LP 1993 (considered here as one of the best in death metal)

Unanimated
demos since 1990
first LP 1993

Dark Tranquillity
EP 1992
first LP 1993

Sentenced
debut 1991
similar melodic deathmetal second LP 1993

ALL THESE BANDS PRECEDE GAY IN FLAMES AT LEAST BY 1 WHOLE YEAR!

Their second ultra lame 1996 The Jester Race album cannot compete with Sacramentum Far Away from the Sun 1996 which is a fucking masterpiece.

Even third stringers like A Canorous 1995 Quintet and Miscreant 1995 are better than your ultra simplistic mega gay band Gay Flames.

Here is a discussion from guys that were there at the time this shit was happening:
http://www.heartofmetal.net/t18256-thrash-vs-speed-metalan-interesting-email

These guys recall that back in the day Megadeth called themselves Speed Metal and they even admit that Thrash was used by skate thrashers rather than headbangers.

>constantly posting the gay filth, as a result of constant homosexual thoughts and fantasies

- Wrong. I recognize your’re a faggot, but you try very hard to hide that fact. Come out of the fucking closet you Anus hater homo!!

Black Sabbath were essentially just a very heavy blues/rock band (still awesome though).

Mexican death metal > Your gay “metal”

- My original post was more about how drastically different new In Flames is to their awesome classic material

AND MY ORIGINAL POINT WAS MORE ABOUT WHAT A FUCKING CUNT YOU REALLY ARE!

- just like an anime fan watches “real” anime because no one understands his dark and elite samurai soul

WTF? THIS PROVES MY POINT. YOU’RE VERY STUPID.

-lol he thinks he’s hard because he listens to “real” death metal

LOL HE THINKS HE HAS THE MORAL SUPERIOTY BECAUSE HE’S OPEN MINDED LIKE HIS OPEN GAPING ANUS.

Are you deaf? That’s melodic death metal without sounding faggy, unlike In Flames. Man, if I had your free time…

what are you talking about man? I agree with you in that In Flames sucks.

Better than In Flames: http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=CSUw1eGfB1A

Shit, link didn’t work. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=CSUw1eGfB1A

So what your deal man?
I mean, you are always here calling everybody an Aspie and clearly you don’t like this site nor its readers, so why are you here I want to know?

What do you believe in? What makes this site or its audience so despicable to you? Obviously you don’t agree with anything on this site, not even the terms they use for subgenres, so what’s your beef with the Anus? Why are they necessarily wrong to use the term Speed Metal as they use it? Why should you be the one to be right?

Do you even like metal, and do you prefer the way other sites talk about it or document it?

Let us know what is it that makes this site so wrong that you need to antagonize with it till your last breath? Please.

How many times will you insist that if we agree with this site then we are Aspies? Why is it so important to you to repeat that pejorative description? Are you telling it to us or to yourself? Do you need Anus writers and readers to be wrong, does it make you feel better?

Nobody gives a shit about inFlames man. Can’t you see that nobody on this site will agree with you? You’re just making a fucken tool of yourself. InFlames is fucken gay man, there was never a “classic inFlames era because lameass bands don’t have classic eras, ever! They were never awesome or relevant, even Entombed had one real clssic album every metal musician who is or was anybody back then, will claim is as an influence. Who even gives ashit a bout inFlames? Only mallcore kiddies and even they moved on already to the next mainstream shit that Nuclear Blast is pushing down their throats.

I’m In Flames guy and my shit’s all retarded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RNvyCbVZh0

This is how metal should be done if it is to be taken seriously. Take note, kiddies.

“So what your deal man?” Unemployment and butthurt.

Ralph Wiggum’s posts are very powerful masculine energys.

Hey guys, meet me in the “Beherit – Celebrate the Dead” post for some fun!

Beherit – Celebrate the Feces

Answer to the first trivia: FALLEN CHRIST !

LET’S PLAY AGAIN –

TO WHICH BAND BELONGS THIS REVIEW??
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With characteristic American panache this instrumentally advanced band attempted to capture the dramatic weight of heavy metal with the punk attitude of early death metal, resulting in an album that like a fusion between Deceased and Malevolent Creation stages inexorable riffing in the midst of simple rhythm verses and noodling but purposeful lead guitar.

I detect we are all faggots in this here blog. I suspect we really want to engage in a massive orgy of frot, anal penetration and happy rim-jobbing.

The gayest of all queers here is the In Flames dude also known as > guy. This here fellow pack a 3 inch love rod and a six inch pink tight butthole. He has mastered the famous rectum squeeze technique for maximum dick squeezing.

He also thinks that Metallica and Exodus are thrash metal bands and is ready to suck your cock if you don’t agree.

Oh boy, here we go:

>At the Gates
>EP Gardens of Grief 1991
>first LP 1992

Sucked, nothing at all like In Flames.

>Slaughter of the Soul 1995

I like how you missed this one, their only important album and the only listenable one. Released after In Flames paved the way of course. The preceding material seems like a joke to it in comparison, really.

>In Flames first LP 1994

In a style no one had played up until that point. Gee, awful selective thinking, missing their 1993 demo (and that they had members in the much shittier Dark Tranquillity and Ceremonial Oath).

>Dissection
>already had an EP in 1991

Which sucked.

>first LP 1993

Godly album like I said, too bad Prozak apparently doesn’t see this and you lemmings aren’t allowed to either. In Flames was only one year behind anyway. Dissection was one of the best bands in Swedish metal though and absolutely great at the time, and the reason why is pretty simple to discern when Jon Noedtveidt starts namedropping Scandinavian folk bands in his interviews!

>Necrophobic
>already had demos since 1989
>EP 1993
>LP 1993

Shitsux, also completely different style than In Flames.

>(considered here as one of the best in death metal)

So that makes it what, about a 2/10 then?

>Unanimated
>demos since 1990
>first LP 1993

Now you’re starting to scrape the barrell. Mediocrity that sounds nothing like In Flames, it’s still “death metal”.

>Dark Tranquillity
>EP 1992
>first LP 1993

Mediocre band not even worth listening to, even back then. They sucked.

>Sentenced
>debut 1991

Death metal.

>similar melodic deathmetal second LP 1993

Sucked, unremarkable.

Have you even listened to all these albums? If you would it’s pretty easy to discern which ones are good (In Flames, SotS, Dissection) and which are just uninspired, mediocre shit – death metal with slightly more tremolo riffs (the rest). Also, maybe it’s because you’re so used to talking out of your ass and having your opinions spoonfed to you by Butt Stevens, but you failed to grasp that there’s a distinction between the early, prototypical Gothenburg/MDM bands (Eucharist, Ablaze My Sorrow, etc.), which are typically sucky amateurish efforts from teenagers that aren’t even worth listening to, and the much tighter, matured and better written material from bands well out of the experimental phase (In Flames, At the Gates, Dissection, Carcass) which is actually worth listening to.

>Sacramentum Far Away from the Sun 1996

I couldn’t think of a more predictable, boring mediocrity, every time someone says they’re a “Dissection clone” it’s like an insult to Dissection. Just another throwaway band to add to the heap, nothing special. Reminds me of that horrible mediocre band “Internal Decay”, not worth listening to at all.

>ultra simplistic mega gay band Gay Flames.
>ultra simplistic

Hahaha, this is rich, from someone who listens to death and black metal. In Flames is a lot more technical than your kiddie death metal bands; just look at this interview with Gorement, they admit it themselves: http://www.anus.com/metal/about/zine/death_metal/issue8.txt

5. Q: Do you think GOREMENT could have easily fallen in with the Gothenburg-metal scene/trend had it continued?

A: Ha ha, no I don´t think we would have fallen into the Gothenburg-sound if we had continued. Simply because we where not that good musicians.

Lol, your favourite bands, straight up admitting they didn’t go Gothenburg because THEY WEREN’T GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY IT HAHAHAHA

YOUR ASS

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DEVASTATED

These people literally cannot tell the difference between random riffs bands (Cradle of Filth, Cannibal Corpse) and well-architected, sensible patterns that tell a story (Massacra, Atheist, Incantation).”

>random riff bands
>Cradle of Filth, Cannibal Corpse

>well-architected, sensible patterns that tell a story
>Massacra, Atheist, Incantation

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHA
HA

Please be a fucking troll. It must be opposite day HARD there in your Houston assment. Incantation is the quintessential definition of a random riff band, Onward to Golgotha is a bunch of random number generated tremolo riffs stuck together with scotch tape. And to imply that Cradle of Filth or Cannibal Corpse don’t have songs that tell a story or aren’t well architected… you’re a fucking moron. Period.

Thanks for posting, still true.

Slaughter of the Soul a good album? Man you’re a fucking faggot!

NightSpirit made you a few interesting questions, since you have nothing better to do than come to the ANUS and show what a fucking poser you really are.

So whats your deal man?
I mean, you are always here calling everybody an Aspie and clearly you don’t like this site nor its readers, so why are you here I want to know?

What do you believe in? What makes this site or its audience so despicable to you? Obviously you don’t agree with anything on this site, not even the terms they use for subgenres, so what’s your beef with the Anus? Why are they necessarily wrong to use the term Speed Metal as they use it? Why should you be the one to be right?

Do you even like metal, and do you prefer the way other sites talk about it or document it?

Let us know what is it that makes this site so wrong that you need to antagonize with it till your last breath? Please.

How many times will you insist that if we agree with this site then we are Aspies? Why is it so important to you to repeat that pejorative description? Are you telling it to us or to yourself? Do you need Anus writers and readers to be wrong, does it make you feel better?

Did you your mother wash my cum out of her mouth before she kissed you goodnight, faggot? Or did she take away your pokemon cards when she caught you sniffing her dildo?

in flames guy = > guy = travis the faggot

This guy’s really like that retarded little fool that’s always smiling and hugging strangers. Everyone feels pity for him but don’t have the heart to push him away, so you let him hug you. He is unaware of his “disadvantage” but that’s exactly what keeps him from committing suicide.

Yeah we get it man, you’re taste in metal falls in the mainstream spectrum one inch away from total faggotry! Hey, I bet you’re made a lot of friends that share your taste in “metal” and in sucking cock till it’s squeesed dry!

Have fun getting Aids you fucking fat frustrated fag.
It’s always fun to see career Anus detractors so obsessed with convincing themselves they’re right and Anus is wrong.

Fucking silly fat faggot, Slaughter of the Soul… In Flames paved the way… haha hah hah hahah hah hah hhahah h ah hah. Man get that black penis out of your asshole already!

At the Gates – Slaughter of the Soul

Despite the sleek package and amazing production, this is the At the Gates sellout album. It has not fallen to the depths of later Carcass or new Metallica, but it has dropped the progressive stylings in favor of very typical speed metal done with a slight technical flair but mostly, through its rough permutations and basic sense of pentatonic harmonics, it remains dressed-up heavy metal as a sad coda to the career of the Gothenburg band.

The same self-unravelling harmonizing riffs, liquid solos and strong sense of color of sound are here, but each has gone through a sanitizing process to be brought closer to mainstream music, demonstrating that what is technique is far from what constitutes the artistic content of each song.

>Slaughter of the Soul a good album
>implying given the shit you listen to, you have the right to comment on what albums are good and not

Yeah no.

- Lol, your favourite bands, straight up admitting they didn’t go Gothenburg because THEY WEREN’T GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY IT .

Seriously man, who are you talking to? Whose favorite bands? It’s like you have a serious mental disorder.

Did Anus hurt your feelings? Did “they” shatter your ego?
Poor thing, I bet you got mad didn’t you?
Please talk to me. You just need some reaffirmation.

Fat people like you still have hope. So who cares if Anus makes you feel like your’re inferior, is that too bad? You’ll always have more friends than the Anus readers because the majority of “metal” fans will agree with you and share your taste in good “metal”.

Go now chubby guy and listen to some good “thrash metal” or those In Flames masterpieces; leave those Incantation records to the Aspies you so whole-heartedly despise.

5. Q: Do you think GOREMENT could have easily fallen in with the Gothenburg-metal scene/trend had it continued?

A: Ha ha, no I don´t think we would have fallen into the Gothenburg-sound if we had continued. Simply because we where not that good musicians.

5. Q: Do you think GOREMENT could have easily fallen in with the Gothenburg-metal scene/trend had it continued?

A: Ha ha, no I don´t think we would have fallen into the Gothenburg-sound if we had continued. Simply because we where not that good musicians.

5. Q: Do you think GOREMENT could have easily fallen in with the Gothenburg-metal scene/trend had it continued?

A: Ha ha, no I don´t think we would have fallen into the Gothenburg-sound if we had continued. Simply because we where not that good musicians.

5. Q: Do you think GOREMENT could have easily fallen in with the Gothenburg-metal scene/trend had it continued?

A: Ha ha, no I don´t think we would have fallen into the Gothenburg-sound if we had continued. Simply because we where not that good musicians.

5. Q: Do you think GOREMENT could have easily fallen in with the Gothenburg-metal scene/trend had it continued?

A: Ha ha, no I don´t think we would have fallen into the Gothenburg-sound if we had continued. Simply because we where not that good musicians.

YOUR ASS

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DEVASTATED

Why do I come here? Because Prozak writes about metal and is wrong about 100% of what he says. Prozak is a scumbag that’s good at packaging the completely wrong and making it palatable with his grandiloquent smoke and mirrors. You think you belong to some kind of “elite” internet club, because what? You stumbled across this site and started listening to some shitty (and I don’t take this word in vain, it really is laughably awful) music?

“Despite the sleek package and amazing production, this is the At the Gates sellout album. It has not fallen to the depths of later Carcass or new Metallica, but it has dropped the progressive stylings in favor of very typical speed metal done with a slight technical flair but mostly, through its rough permutations and basic sense of pentatonic harmonics, it remains dressed-up heavy metal as a sad coda to the career of the Gothenburg band.”

This is supposed to be bad, how? Also Prozak is a fucking imbecile yet again, “pentatonic harmonics”, what the fuck is that? Show me a single pentatonic riff on that album you fat fuck, it’s almost all minor key. You call their early material “progressive” when it was really about as progressive as Gillian Anderson’s pretentious black and white college film project. The best songs they ever wrote are on SotS, end of discussion. Anyone with half a brain can hear this.

“The same self-unravelling harmonizing riffs, liquid solos and strong sense of color of sound are here, but each has gone through a sanitizing process to be brought closer to mainstream music, demonstrating that what is technique is far from what constitutes the artistic content of each song.”

nigga u wut

this is you: http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/loopy.jpg

My fav Thrash Metal album is Prozallica – Master of Aspies

How old are you, past 35 huh?

Bet your marriage is going down the drain, that beach whale bitch ain’t giving that hair ol’ jizz catcher at night huh? On the bright side you have more spare time to listen to those In Flames amazing masterpieces that Blabbermouth fans seem to praise so much.

Too bad. Masturbation, porn and of course your new career: troll the Anus. After that? Oh yeah, dealling with the fact that my life sucks and I just can’t, will not leap out of the closet.

Alright fat fuck, I´ll gotta go listen to those lame bands like Incantation and Massacra that Prozak has so dilligently spoonfed me.

I’m sure nobody here thinks you’re an idiot, I’m sure you appear to everyone like a more interesting, vastly more intelligent individual than Prozak.

He got up on both sides of the bed this morning.
He is so fat that when he walks down the street there is only one side.
He is so fat that he rents his creases out to illegal aliens.
He was born on july, 12. 13 and 14.
When he wears a speedo he looks like a nudist.
Every time he goes on a diet the farmers revolt.
He has his own zip code.
He is the only person visable from space

You’re so fat – eveytime you turn around its your birthday!

You’re so fat – when you get on the scales at boots it says “One at a time please!” lmao.

You’re so fat – when you ask for something in your size at a clothes shop – they reply “We don’t sell tents unfortunately!”

Your so fat that its your birthday everytime you complete a 360 turn.
Your so fat that wen you jumped into the sea all the wales started singing we are family.
Your ao fat that wen you wore a yellow coat in ney york someone shoute : “ HEY TAXI OVER HERE

- Gothenburg is more technical than babby’s first death metal

Hah hah ha hahah h hah ah hah ah, ha ha hhah ha hahah.

Guitar hero talk anyone? I’m gunna go slap that fucking fat bitch wife of yours and tell her to put that slimy cunt to good use again.

You’re so fat you’re Spinoza Ray Prozak

Carnage, Incantation = baby shit

In Flames, SotS AtG = takes skill to play

Have you even seen the DVD documentary about SotS you inbred fuck? No, of course you haven’t because you don’t know anything about metal. The technicality and precision on that album is mindblowing.

Early communist theorists – Marx (Jew), Engels (German) Vladimir Lenin (part Jew), Leon Trotsky (Jew)
Notable communist revolutionaries – Grigory Zinoviev, Lazar Kaganovich, Genrich Jagoda, Lev Kamenev, Moisei Uritsky (all Jews)
Leader of the Hungarian Soviet Republic – Bela Kun (Jew – when the no. of Jews in Hungary was only in the 1000s)
Grigori Voitinsky – helped form the Communist Party of China (Jew)
Israel Epstein – one of the first non-Chinese members of the CPC (Jew)
Sidney Rittenberg – first “American” to join the CPC (Jew)
V. Frank Coe – communist spy operating in China (Jew)
Solomon Adler – another communist spy operating in China (Jew)
Leaders of the German Revolution: Rosa Luxembourg, Kurt Eisner, Karl Radek, Karl Liebknecht, Ernst Toller, Gustav Landauer, Eugen Levine, Paul Levi unsure of Liebknecht, others all Jews)
Notable members of the Frankfurt School – Theodore Adorno (Jew), Saul Alinsky (Jew), Max Horkheimer (Jew), Herbert Marcuse (Jew)

Prozak (Jew)

ANUS = conspiracy to make white males effeminate and dysfunctional by promoting negative death metal music.

DEATH METAL IS ANTI WHITE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-O8nrRV4oM

REFUSE, RESIST

True. One of the more notable death metal musicians was a notorious homosexual Jew who died of AIDS. Plus also other early Jews who influenced metal such as Scott Ian, Danny Spitz, Alex Skolnick, Marty Friedman.

Which Way White Man??

http://youtu.be/2trSXwtgNBY

Tickets booked for Bucharest on the 4th of August. I will be staying in the Ferentari area and will track down this piece of shit Negruvoda once and for all and will make him cry like a little bitch to write an apology to ANUS. Hope you’re ready faggot, your days of trolling have come to an end.

Dunning–Kruger effect

The hypothesized phenomenon was tested in a series of experiments performed by Justin Kruger and David Dunning, both then of Cornell University Kruger and Dunning noted earlier studies suggesting that ignorance of standards of performance is behind a great deal of incompetence. This pattern was seen in studies of skills as diverse as reading comprehension, operating a motor vehicle, and playing chess or tennis.

Kruger and Dunning proposed that, for a given skill, incompetent people will:

1 tend to overestimate their own level of skill;
2 fail to recognize genuine skill in others;
3 fail to recognize the extremity of their inadequacy;
4 recognize and acknowledge their own previous lack of skill, if they can be trained to substantially improve.

This fucking fag fails to recognize Prozak’s superiority and tends to overestimate his pathetic intelligence.

It all boils down to:

BUTTHURT JELOUSY

Don’t worry pal, this fucking gay fuck is wuzz. He’s just hungry for cock but refuses to ask for it nicely.

He thinks he’s smart or edgy on a site where everyone looks at him like the sad little retard he really is. Whining emo cock sucker, just dying for someone to ram his skinny ass. I might just give him what he wants.

FUCK YEAH!!! THAT VIDEO JUST MADE ME GO GRAB MY DEICIDE ALBUM AND BLAST IT AT TOP FUCKING VOLUME!!! NOW THIS IS GREAT DEATHMETAL!!

I respect this guy but he’s wrong this time.
Here’s why:
http://www.anus.com/metal/about/metal/imagination/

http://www.anus.com/metal/about/metal/imagination/

http://www.anus.com/metal/about/metal/imagination/

Slaughter of the Soul?? ha ha ha hah hahah ahh hahah hh ah ha hah ah hahhhaaah hah ha ha ha haah ha ha ha ha

Anus-Hater guy is just faggin, he is a poser trying to pose his buttcrack on tasty Jew cock

> Slaughter Of The Soul
> Good
pick one

“Prozak (Jew)

ANUS = conspiracy to make white males effeminate and dysfunctional by promoting negative death metal music.

DEATH METAL IS ANTI WHITE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-O8nrRV4oM

REFUSE, RESIST
Dr. William Pierce, Traditionalist – 15 07 12 – 09:20”

I’m sure this was said in jest (I hope…), but I’d like to say that Stormfront and their ilk are absolute morons.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my Swedish Death Metal FA-LAAAAAMING!!!!

Wow. I just realized everyone who posts in metalhall is a giant faggot. Including me.

whatever dudes, i’m proud to be a faggot.

“if you don’t like this you have no Neanderthal DNA [meaning that you’re a nigger, for you dum-dums]”

WOW did you just make fun of niggers? Nice job pretending to be the spokesman for the normals, chief.

Keep trying, Mr. racist faggot (Neguru_Voda/Chapped Romanian Cornhole/In Flames Guy).

i r Nightspirt. i r a pussy faggot who can’t quit smoking. plz giv me supports metalhall for i r bitch.

Fuck, I can’t belive NIGHTSPIRIT posts here. Suddenly I feel sick in my stomach….fucking faggot. I hope he isin’t tiny midget, I love that guy.

ThazuaBlackarrow commented
6 days ago
Hatebreed – Thirsty & Miserable
“These guys aren’t Hardcore.
They’re a bunch of try-hard tuff guy douchebags who make shit music that morons and posers call Hardcore.”

So true…

Yeah, I know, i’ll post under my forum name, cause you know’ then dem haters will understand that it’s fuckin’ ON because ya know, i’m kinda a big deal and SOOPER intimidatin’ and have a huge rep’ n’ shit in metal hall. I’m pretty much a big deal, guys.

Thanks for keeping blogposttrolling alive, friends!

This little faggot cunt who uses the > all the time is called Career Anus-Hater, he’s fat, stupid, has a massive inferiority complex and a proven bad taste in Metal.

We get it Anus-Hater you’re a fucking poser! Fuck off cunt.
In Flames sucks dick, just like you do.

Ignore that twat! > guy is really into naked guys with fat cocks. He’s married to a horrible fat slut with Aids.

He doesn’t like InFlames as much as he dreams about getting gangbanged by the band.

>Dunning–Kruger effect

This perfectly describes the anus crowd, and yet you accuse others of it. Just like you’re the first to bleat for DURRR IMPALE THE

under 120s when you’d be the first to go. How coul you possibly fail to see this? No person who has ever agreed with anus.com in any way, shape or form has been a successful individual.

Apparently your shitty blog comment software doesn’t like right carets.

>We get it Anus-Hater you’re a fucking poser!

I’m sorry, what exactly am I posing as? Sounds like you’re the posturing faggot trying to fit a tr00kvlt image. Your music is shit, by the way, and anti-white. It’s damaging to youth and without value and artistic merit, the basest form of brainless entertainment for degenerates. It’s basically push-pit background noise for teenagers. Even when it tries to be “deep” and “intellectual” it fails and comes off trite and ham-fisted, reaching far beyond its own ability. If you were pro-white you would listen to pro-white music and promote white culture and white traditional music, not a bunch of shit that amounts to a goth’s tantrum.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/298/507/99d.gif

If you don’t understand this you are pretty much an under-120 idiot and should kill yourself.

>Dunning–Kruger effect

This perfectly describes the anus crowd, and yet you accuse others of it. Just like you’re the first to bleat for DURRR IMPALE THE

You got that wrong you hypocrite imbecile! This perfectly defines YOU, you’re just to high on yourself to realize you’re a goddamn moron. For years now you’ve been posting all these inconsequent stupid comments that have no effect on anyone! Except to give some people the fun of mocking your faggotness.

Yet, you’re the first one to be so convinced that Prozak and Anus have some real and serious effect on people that you’ve embarked on a personal “moral” crusade to stop that. Seriously you fucking gay twat, what have you achieved? Besides becoming the official Anus dumbass queer mascot? Nobody takes you seriously, you’re irrelelvant, boring, ego-dramatic fag! And sadly, you fail to see this; you honestly believe you’re smart (Dunning Kruger anyone?).

Most people that really think Anus is worthless wouldn’t come to this site twice, they just don’t give a shit. But you, worthless piece of white gay trash, are always here, for years now. Beyond all possible insults and name-calling, at the end of the day, you’re always here biting your own tail like a rabid mad bitch.

Let’s say you are right. Newcommers and oldtimers alike, fans and detractors, would never give a shit about your faggy opinions because you project a juvenile butthurt inferiority complex rather than a viable ethic alternative!

You can whine like a fucking rent boy on crack all you want but if you seriously think you even remotely compare to SR Prozak, then you’re utterly delusional. Say what you want about his ethos but tell me, what have you achieved?

On the other hand, I actually encourage you to continue posting your whining emo rants, they’re too much fun. This blog needs an imbecile to serve as our retarded mascot.

ps: since your 2inch wobbly dick is unsatisfying to your cum-stained whore of a wife, would you mind if I brush the shit out of her fukin rectum??

-If you don’t understand this you are pretty much an under-120 idiot and should kill yourself.

- Right. I actually think In Flames is great metal that paved the way…so… I guess I’m reaaalllyy intelligent.

This guy’s really like that retarded little fool that’s always smiling and hugging strangers.

Everyone feels pity for him but don’t have the heart to push him away, so you let him hug you.

He is unaware of his “disadvantage” but that’s exactly what keeps him from committing suicide.

I wanna fuck the Anus Mascot’s mom and bring another little queer to the world that will think InFlmaes the bomb.

Brett Cuntens
> guy
You´re all Aspies guy
InFlames fag
travis the faggot

Are all the same emotionally constipated little cock-riding queer.

We can now address him as the Official Anus Mascot, and the funny thing is we can always count he will be among us, he has nothing better to do.

Let’s give him the recognition he so hard as worked to deserve.

> …..

I posted as Brett Cuntens once to critique Amerika.org’s directional changes, I think I also posted as that to do some light hearted fun-poking once too. So that invalidates that theory.

Inflamesfaf, youre all aspics guy, > guy (occasionally, sometimes Millitantidiothcrusher does this too, Neoclasical Metal ECT, are all ONE person who is a faggot who lives in Romania named NEGURU VODA.

NOBEL 14th LVL PHILOSOPHER WARRIOR MONK JULIUS EVOLA REVIEWS HITLER’S SECRET SOCIETIES:

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>This blog needs an imbecile to serve as our retarded mascot
>Dominating Fucker

Ha ha, oh lawdy.

You nerds need to relax.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwjM1CF6m34

THE OFFICIAL Anus MASCOT, continues to be religiously here for years now, deserves a gold star on the forehead and 2 fingers in the ass to rob him a smile

Yeah really Anal Mascot, chill out dawg, or at least be funny we all appreciate a funny brother

I know I said I was leaving but I haven’t sucked my last cock yet. I wanted to make a thread on this subject for a long time, but put it off because I couldn’t find the exact right way to put a 14 inch dildo up my butt, but fuck it, this needs to be done. It might be a little sloppy because of that but hopefully the point will get across.

I’ve noticed a disturbing trend of smart bisexual kids identifying more with their long severed Bisexual ancestry (Often Frot but also Oral, Anal, Fisting etc) despite usually heavy admixture with other Homo tribes aside from the one they identify with. I’m guessing this comes out of the bullshit assumption that Bisexuality is somehow “less gay” than Homosexuality. They also often have plans to move to somewhere in Europe, usually the place of their most substantial homosexuality, under the assumption the people there are more bisexual. That’s a stupid assumption because it’s pretty much the same situation there with AIDS, big cities generally have liberal gay culture and the rural areas hold the true culture of the Frot. Also, for a substantial period of time, bisexuals were often considered more homosexual (probably a happy side effect of our cock2cock roots) but I digress.

I’m going to say something I would think is gay, but American cultures are still in denial, some have endured more anal than others, such as for example Texas, Argentina, and Quebec which are fairly solid bisexual groups. Some areas like the mid-western US don’t have much of a gay orgy to speak of yet, and many are in between having something of a gay orgy but not a very concrete homosexual group yet (The Southwestern US, Cascadia, Alaska etc.)

Our ancestors came to these continents expecting to suck new cocks, if you want to turn your back on all your ancestors hard work then go ahead retreat back to bisexuality but I think that’s an anti-traditionalist and cowardly way of looking at things. It’s about time homosexuals in the US, and elsewhere in the Americas for that matter, to start being proud of their homosexuality, quit being nostalgic for bisexuality and begin sucking beautiful new cocks. We have the unique opportunity to shape and form what will be the basis of American homosexuality for thousands of years.

And before some smug transvestite or self hating bisexual pussy starts calling Americans faggots or what not, every Homosexual nation that exists now is made up of a mix of previously existing bisexual tribes, dumbass.

That was really gay, dude. Seek help, homosexuality can be corrected, even to your extent.

Fuck off with your revisionism. BRUNHILDE (from Spain)is the official mascot of the ANUS. Neguru_Voda is just some lonely faggot talking to himself that no one cares about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijKLHCQw5o

Now this is kickass metal. If you don’t like this you are brain damaged.

LOL HI! ANUS Overloord!!

I go to front page ->209 comments

I hit refresh -> 210 comments!

I am no the above dude I am just hanging out with him!!

Ohhhgod…..not gonna make it…..neeed…..cum….

Guys try this at home!!:

>take ur finger
>put it in ur nose
>touch the inside wall of ur nostil with ur finger nail. (if in ur left nostril, its on ur right side, if in ur right nostril, its on ur left side).
>find a good angle so that you are “tickling” ur nostril and not damaging urself
>apply constant pressure
>wait…
>keep up the pressure!
>….
>ACHHHHUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bands trying to sound “brutal” and making boring soundalike death metal in 1995: about a million

Bands actually writing songs and making melodic metal in 1995: In Flames

FINISH THIS SENTENCE:

IMPLAE THE….

a) under one hundred and twenties
b) delicious eggs & bennies
c) cute guy named Freddie

Guys, is Dostoyevsky’s “Notes From Underground” an extended metaphor for aspergers syndrome? Is this the first appearance of aspics in literature? If not, what are some other novels that thematically deal with the topics of aspergers/autisim or feature aspic characters?

SCOURGE IS ONLINE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

I know the answer!I know the answer!I know the answer!!!!!!!

RESURRECTION (florida)

I started sucking cock at age 13, though I’m no virtuoso. I can learn to suck just about any size by eyeing them up in short order, but I suck cock like a loli-pop. I don’t use a condom and just lick away. I don’t like “real” blow jobs (with condoms) because they’re sterile and safe for the most part. Queero mcHungo from ANUS was always an inspiration, as well as David Vincent from Morbid Angel and Neguru_Voda in his Mastadonfan days.

MOST EXCELLENT! THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.

YOUR PRIZE: PICK ONE:
1- $500 CASH
2- 1 DAY WITH BEAUTIFUL BLONDE BABE
3- DINNER WITH PROZAK AND AUTOGRAPHED TSHIRT

I don’t get it, why David Vincent ?

“>We get it Anus-Hater you’re a fucking poser!

I’m sorry, what exactly am I posing as? Sounds like you’re the posturing faggot trying to fit a tr00kvlt image. Your music is shit, by the way, and anti-white. It’s damaging to youth and without value and artistic merit, the basest form of brainless entertainment for degenerates. It’s basically push-pit background noise for teenagers. Even when it tries to be “deep” and “intellectual” it fails and comes off trite and ham-fisted, reaching far beyond its own ability. If you were pro-white you would listen to pro-white music and promote white culture and white traditional music, not a bunch of shit that amounts to a goth’s tantrum.” Indicative of why no one with a brain can take this clown seriously.

“14/88 Heil Hitler you guiez”

It’d be funny if it weren’t so sad….

Who am I kidding, it’s pretty damn funny.

"The same self-unravelling harmonizing riffs, liquid solos and strong sense of color of sound are here, but each has gone through a sanitizing process to be brought closer to mainstream music, demonstrating that what is technique is far from what constitutes the artistic content of each song." Indicative of why no one with a brain can take this clown seriously.

"Death and black metal are traditionalist you guiez"

It’d be funny if it weren’t so sad….

Who am I kidding, it’s pretty damn funny.

Black and death metal traditional? Of course not (except maybe some of Bathory’s later Viking albums). Someone’s had this page open for hours…

Related: http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m590/purplehazethc/4cc5995f.jpg

But metal IS for children.

Black and death metal are both meaningless noise. There has never been a meaningful song recorded by any of the bands on the ANUS top 10 lists. Prove me wrong.

Meaning is in the eye of the beholder, art is subjective.

As for the “metal is for children” thing, metal is and has always been a youth subculture, but I don’t see how that is a condemnation of it.

I’m sure someone thinks this is “mature” music too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=447yaU_4DF8

As for the ANUS top 10, I can’t really comment on them.

“The same self-unravelling harmonizing riffs, liquid solos and strong sense of color of sound are here, but each has gone through a sanitizing process to be brought closer to mainstream music, demonstrating that what is technique is far from what constitutes the artistic content of each song.” Indicative of why no one with a brain can take this clown seriously.

I think the butthurt doth protest too much..,

Breathe in this simple truth and accept your fate.

Hunter kills wolf.

But animal controls the field.

Deep words, bro.

“But animal controls the field.”

No it doesn’t, you fucking idiot. Man controls the field. Animals only live there because man wishes it so.

I think you should watch “The Grey” if you honestly believe that.

That Averse Sefira interview is hilariously stupid.

Settle down guyz let me change the subject alittle. Who of you has ever fucked a cute latina? And I mean a real latina not one of them dyed hair brunettes. They are so hot and enjoy cock so much its crazzy man

That Averse Sefira interview is hilariously stupid.

That Averse Sefira interview is oh so goddam awesome!!

Still being a smartass little faggot? Don’t worry, when I pummel your worthless Roma ass to death you’ll be crying for forgiveness. I’ll post a video of your crying on youtube so everyone here can laugh at what a pathetic little turd you are.

I’d make a gay joke, but…

>I think you should watch “The Grey” if you honestly believe that.
>I should watch a fictional movie about people stranded in the wild to educate myself about agriculture

With a brain like that, no wonder you listen to shitty music.

>I will be staying in the Ferentari area

lolololol Please God let this be true. Your pansy suburban american ass will be stabbed the night you arrive and your organs will be harvested. You’ll be lucky if you’re not eaten by stray dogs.

Not agriculture, wild life, particularly the big kind with teeth.

The guy said “field”, I’ve never seen wolves that live in fields. It’s the same case with wildlife anyway, the only reason it still exists is because there are modern conservation efforts to curb development and keep the fuckers alive. In Europe so many species have been driven to extinction and areas have been completely deforested already, not to mention the massive palaeolithic extinctions all around the world attributed to humans. If you think wolves are scary you are 5 years old. In fact the European wolf is kind of a joke, the only places it still exists are Romania and Poland.

And you interpreted field to mean as in a farm. Mhmm. Can’t speak for European wolves, but Alaskan and Canadian wolves? By yourself, in the middle of nowhere, defenseless? Anyways, it seems to be an analogy, not literal.

Fuck you bitch, I have lived in the depths of the forest and have become a versatile warrior capable of wielding many weapons. A bunch of Roma scum do not worry me. Instead, you should be worried about having your body impaled in the town centre for all to witness the glory of my CONQUEST.

HAIL brutal slayer of christians! HAIL death! My liege, guide my spear!

Sassytaros: a lot of good points. I think I could also put it this way: the “unprotected” anal homo sex going on in the bathhouse 3 houses down inevitably spills over into the bathhouse 2 houses down, then your neighbor’s ass, then your ass. At what point do you intervene?

We have to know how to “enforce” these sort of unofficial standards in a way that is not too invasive or “nosy.” I think the way to strike the balance between what business is totally private and what potentially becomes my business can only be done on a smaller community scale with the men you sex everyday and relatives or fuck buddies living farther away. The way you do it is through a sort of “rhythm” of the balls, the twink, the mouth, and the bear. By this I mean seeing your neighbors at the bathhouse every Sunday, for instance, or seeing them every fall at the “pride festival,” or even just seeing them at queer meetings. And of course, the point is, when you see them they don’t look like uglies, their kids are running around naked, etc – you keep your bum nice, I keep my bum nice, etc. If something is going down my tubes, you have to go ask what the hell is going on, what can I do to help before it becomes a bigger problem? The individual really does have a duty to take care of their bum for the sake of their neighbors, family, friends as much as for themselves.

EDIT: I honestly think this may point to the importance of public/communal “frot.” Communities simply need to “gather” on some sort of regular basis to almost “rub up” on each other. The simple rhythm of the sweaty bodies would inform us as to when the community would bukkake. This probably helps explain really primitive religion or things like Stonehenge which is supposedly built in reference to the movements of the prostate and the cycle of the refractory period. Who knows…

Hey Remco, where are you?
I found the perfect guy for you, he’s unsure of himself and never been fucked before, but I think he just needs one crazy night walking on the wild side with you to find out his TRUE nature – that of the fag!

I know how much you like Romanians ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijKLHCQw5o

I CLOOOOOOOSE MY EYES

INIS MOOOOOOONA

AND REMINISCE

OF THOSE PALMY DAYS

DinaricLeather is in love! Everyone congratulate him for finding the man of his dreams!

Bringing together the elements of thunderous American death metal and the technicality of experimental bands like Suffocation or Meshuggah, this ultra-synchronized band produce the chanting chorus and blast of heavy old school death metal within percussive binary data blasts of power chord strikes exploding through several layers of rhythm shifting to allow an evolutionary phrase to unleash in final blast of driving theme.

LETS PLAY, IDENTIFY THE REVIEW!!! YAY!
tO WHICH BANDS BELONGS THIS REVIEW??? WIN WONDERFUL PRIZES.

I CLOOOOOOOOOOSE MY EYES

INIS MOOOOOOOOOOOONA

AS LONG AS I BREATHE

I’LL CALL YOU MY HOME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijKLHCQw5o

Hey everyone. If you’ve ever wanted to see what Brunnhilde looks like, this is her.

http://i47.tinypic.com/nvqqf7.jpg

Huh huh, hey babby.

Cool people with successful and meaningful lives, don’t hate Anus.com, they don’t even know about it. And even if they knew about it and disliked it, they wouldn’t hate-troll it, they are too busy living successful and meaningful lives to waste precious time on it.

The Anus hate-troller is a sad individual that deserves our pity. He is a hypocrite who claims to despise that which he’s drawn to, irremediably wasting precious of his time and energy in an act of unconscious self-hatred just to repeat the same pathological behavior over and over again!

This is loser behavior but he’s unaware of it. He needs to believe no successful people with meaningful lives can enjoy this site and, he will remind himself of this every day. He will convince himself of this “fact” even if it takes a thousand hate-comments to do so.

Gay talk and frott is ok thou…

Dude just needs to get over it and get on with his life, I’m sure I listen to music that everyone else hates here (John Coltrane, GSY!BE) but I don’t come here everyday to flame people because of it. I’d really like to know what the fuck sent him on a 3/4 year trolling binge. I’m seriously concerned with his mental health.

Hi dude, why don’t you post on the Metal Hall? Same thing with Dominating Fucker, are you both the same person? If not what do u think of him?

I want to show the relevance and importance of melancholy as an aesthetic emotion. Melancholy often plays a role in our encounters with black metal, and it is also present in some of our aesthetic responses to the natural environment.

Melancholy invites aesthetic considerations to come into play not only in well-defined aesthetic contexts but also in everyday situations that give reason for melancholy to arise.

But the complexity of melancholy, the fact that it is fascinating in itself, suggests the further thought that it may be considered as an aesthetic emotion per se.

To this end, we argue that it is the distinctive character of melancholy, its dual character and its differences from sadness and depression, which distinguishes it as an aesthetic emotion for black metal.

“Hi dude, why don’t you post on the Metal Hall?” Don’t know it, and I’m more active on Last FM anyways. Shoot me a link, I’ll check it out. No, I’m not the same person. “what do you think of him” him or NegruVoda? If it’s the latter, I’d chalk it up to some sort of agenda/vendetta and misuse of his free time. Christ, make some music you like if you’re so dissatisfied with what you’re hearing, that’s what I do.

@“Phlim” – you wish you had ideas that good, fruity

http://i47.tinypic.com/nvqqf7.jpg

Such an ugly fucking kike.

>kike
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>Germanic features and nose

Yeah, go back to your trailer, American Schweinhund.

Yo, gee suck on dis.

Why are you fags always so angry and listening to angry music with screaming in it? Here, watch this, maybe if you were shown some love and tenderness in your life you wouldn’t have turned out like that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPN5yZ5bpF8

>brony

Why, God?

>brownie

Feces, no?

i’m trying to master the technique to play the hoola hoop but i can’t seem to get it right! i need to get another milf pregnant now…

I rim her anus,
sucking her rancid fluids
from her decayed fucking arse.
My tongue trails over her
deflated empty sacks
that were once her breasts

Hey fuckwads! Remember this page?
http://www.anus.com/etc/satanic/
Awesome nostalgia man!!! Fucking A!

Wow, it looks like ever “Satanist” website in the 90’s.

Such an good weather for enjoying an ice creams!!

Here are the last ice creams I bought:

Chocolate Moose Tracks: OMG creamy, but the brownies were too rich lol!
Sea Salt Caramel: yum yum yum! Very very fun!!
Espresso: Creamy, coffee-y, and yummy lol!

What ice creams will I buy next?

=)

This what real music sounds like, faggots:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1HdWTsdSSo

Maybe when I was in middle school. CKY? Really?

Hey what do you think of this chick’s poledancing skills? Rate her poledance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDIM_oHwQHw

Such an good weather for enjoying COCKS!!

Here are the last COCKS I SUCKED:

Chocolate Moose COCK: OMG creamy, but the brownies were too rich lol!
Sea Salt COCK: yum yum yum! Very very fun!!
Espresso COCK: Creamy, coffee-y, and yummy lol!

What COCKS will I SUCK next?

=)

tHIS LIVE PERFORMANCE IS FULL OF PASSION AND JAM RAPTURE – YOU MUST SEE !! HIGHLY INFLUENTIAL TO METAL AND BETTER THAN ANYTHING THOSE IN FLAMES FAGGOTS EVER DID!!

AWESOME SHIT MAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ANTWxSazRM&feature=related

.

NO ugly fucking kikes pleez. Post that shit elsewhere.

Panzer Division Destroyed 05:50 Hide lyrics Hear me call, panzer division destroyed
Power gun pounding and well deployed
Everyman seems to burn, die in hell
Twisted steel, twisted ness sealed the deal

Hear me call, panzer division destroyed
Absolute no sign of life at all
Crushing men living men have all gone

Hear me call, panzer division destroyed
Cold and burned the smoke and blood inside
Pure light splits the night with a flame
Blinding rage get in touch with our plane

Hear me call, panzer division destroyed
Pretty sight pounding fire finding home
Well I’m in sight cutting through hostile zone
Only sound on the ground is a moan

I bet their called Farto McStupidFuck

No you dumbass Jew it’s Budgie !! Awesome proto-metal band .

Don’t forget to check Prozak’s new articles here:
http://www.examiner.com/metal-music-in-houston/brett-stevens

The article on the Cro-Mags was quite interesting. Indeed it might be fortunate that the media tried to obscure such a prolific band. All those years of screaming at society for an upfront view of it actually making sense.

New York really distinguishes itself by being a city of poop chutes. The whole town built upon one ideal, move shit through efficiently.

in b4 John Holmes fanboyism

Itn’t he da man wit a 10 inch dDICK.

HEY, I googled ikt and he is da man wit a 10 inch dDick.

Loco so mo craszy. Stop HAUNTING me.

I know you

hold my dick fuckboy, put it in your mouth, gently
suck me dry fag!

Budgie – Budgie
http://www.mediafire.com/?bhkiyko2fk1

Budgie – Never Turn Your Back on a Friend
http://www.mediafire.com/?jea5tnotlzb

Budgie – In for the Kill
http://rapidshare.com/files/396391688/Bdg.IFTK_ByElPolilla_39_MB.rar

Budgie – Power Supply
http://rapidshare.com/files/13893634/Budgie-Power_Supply.rar

LOL rhyming “Stevens” with “Cuntens” = retarded, context-less aspic behavior.

i’ve no frineds and aI live alone, always alone,,, chicks dont like me, I´m always lonely with no one to hug or luv. sometimes i feel like giving up an cry. but if i dont work i´ll die anyway.

Shut up fag

see nobody likes me. I’m left alone in this world to suffer my pain

The blockheads that still today are producing four-chord-cycled riffs, were left behind and still to this day do not understand nor comprehend the genius in Neptune Towers or later Burzum and Beherit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_VTfrF6TWU

Lmfao, this shit is terrible and is marketed towards 12 year olds. When you grow up, you can hang out with the Ross Bay Crew.

http://m.gamefaqs.com/boards/212-martial-arts/61802807?page=1

Wow, even gamefaqs knows it. “objectively bad music”.

Am I a faggoth for liking Judas Priest SO MUCH???

Hey Anus Mascot,,, help me get friends and be normal please¡¡ I’m tired of being an Aspic Warrior like Brutal Snorter of Meth Tender sucker of Diks

Why is frot so popular all of a sudden? Don’t you guys like any other homosexual methods?

O.K,, brutal tech death american, data blasts,hmmm….

Pyrexia?

NOOOOO, WRONG ANSWER.

cORECT ANSWER IS ACERBUS

SORRY, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME BUT KEEP PARTICIPATING!

> Don’t you guys like any other homosexual methods

> Sure, I like hate-trolling my Anus, the better of all homo practices!

“The blockheads that still today are producing four-chord-cycled riffs, were left behind and still to this day do not understand nor comprehend the genius in Neptune Towers or later Burzum and Beherit.”

- this guy: http://i48.tinypic.com/2e38xp4.jpg

“do you even realize how stupid you sound”

Do you even realize you’re a fucking cunt?
Do you even realize your question is almost as retarded as your faggot ass? Obviously you’re here hoping to get lots of cock in your dumb mouth!

This guy here doesn’t like the all might Slayer :

http://starling.rinet.ru/music/slayer.htm

I’ve been eating oats as my main nutrition the past few days with only 5-8 mouthfulls a day and my turds are coming out nice and firm and they have such a lovely golden brown color to them.

hey fags

ssssup beaner??!

“If your IQ is safely below the speed limit you’ll think this track is “unique” and “funny.” Orbiting aliens who discover this track and then nuke planet earth are fully morally and aesthetically justified. Let us hope they skip this one.”

“Joey Belladonna wailing like a queen stuck in traffic at the forefront. Hearing the moron say “Nice tits” to some member of the audience reminds us that labels want to sell us on the image “metal=retard” so we can grow out of it and start buying Creed and Enya albums.”

“You can all go fail together somewhere. And maybe touch each other, but in the grand tradition of being in denial so you can fail more efficiently, you’ll insist you’re not gay… it has nothing to do with what Uncle Ted did to your peenor after he’d been drinking.”

Welcum To Jeopardy, I am ready once again!

A guy decides that maybe he’d like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop.

After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, “Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?”

“I was born this way,” says the parrot. “I’m a defective parrot.”

“Ha, ha,” the guy laughs. “It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me.”

“I understand every word,” says the parrot. “I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird.”

“Yeah?” the guy asks. “Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?”

“Well,” the parrot says, “this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can’t see it because of my feathers.”

“Wow,” says the guy, “you really can understand and answer; can’t you?”

“Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. And I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy me; I am a great companion.”

The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. He says. “I can’t afford that.”

“Pssst,” the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. “Nobody wants me because I don’t have any feet. You can get me for $20.00; just make an offer.”

The guy offers twenty dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He’s funny; he’s interesting; he’s a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, “Pssst,” and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. “I don’t know if I should tell you this or not,” says the parrot, “but it’s about your lover and the mailman.”

“What?” asks the guy.

“Well,” the parrot says, “when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth.”

“What happened then?” asks the guy.

“Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotch and began petting him all over,” reports the parrot.

“My God!” the guy says. “Then what?”

“Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down.” The parrot pauses for a long time…

“What happened? What happened?” says the frantic guy.

“That’s what pisses me off. I don’t know.” said the parrott. “I got a hard-on, and fell off my fucking perch.”

A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck.

He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. He approached her and asked her if she is working tonight and sure enough she said “Meet me in room 804 across the street.” He was in luck. She was a knockout.
They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed. She asked him what he wanted and he thought for a second, then said “How much for a hand job?” She said, “300”. His eyes popped open and he asked “300?” She said, “Walk over to that window and open the curtains”. He proceeded. “See that motel down there? I own it, and I didn’t inherit it. I’m that good.” He was like, “well go right ahead honey”. So she proceeded to give him the best hand job he ever had.

After a little rest he thought, if that was that good….“How much for a blow job?” She said “600”. OH MY GOD!! was his reply. She told him to walk back over to the window. “See that 15 story hotel? I own it and I didnt inherit it. I’m that good.” He said “Well get to work then sweetie.” And sure enough he got the best blow job he ever received.

After a little “rebuilding” time he thought, if that was that good….“How much for sex?” She chuckled and said, “Honey, I’d own this whole damned town if only I had a pussy.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-V8kYT1pvE

The main riff of this song is heavy as a nigger. The rest is balls though. If you don’t like that riff you’re a faggot who should leave the hall.

that riff was so gay even i didnot like it, u faggoth

I’m Broken!1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJH0eBtnbcs

Been a Levy fan since the day of old when was true (1996)

That sucked and King Diamond’s voice sounds stupid.

Disregard my last comment I suck niggah cocks

NU GAIME!!NU GAIME!!NU GAIME!!NU GAIME!!NU GAIME!!NU GAIME!!NU GAIME!!NU GAIME!!

I GET JOKE BIG BIG JOKE JES!!!

Hello handsome fellas, can anyone tell me if the nwobhm band Raven is any good? I was checking Saxon and Samson out but they are a bit hard rockish for my taste I dunno? I mean, don’t expect Raven to be better than Maiden or anything but what do yall think ‘bout this band Raven?

Will you fuckheads get a life?

Like me, my life is great that’s why I’m here telling you guyz to get a life…duuhh duuh I eat cocks!! hahaah

The following bands are gay:

Korn
Necro
Slipknot
Insane Clown Posse
Kid Rock
Marilyn Manson
Otep
D12
Good Charlotte
P.O.D
Kiss
Cradle of Filth
The Haunted
God Forbid

FUCK THESE BANDS AND FUCK ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS THEM!!!

Fight the real enemy…you elitist fucktards…

Cradle of Filth up to Dusk and her embrace is pretty cool.

But I may be wrong because I don’t know Conservationists opinion on it yet.,,,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpPuTfW7-qI

APPLEJACK IS MY FAVORITE PONY.

SHE REMINDS ME DRI AND THE FIRST 2 ARGHOSLENT ALBUMS

FLUTTERSHY

THE MOST DELICATE AND INTERNALLY SOPHISTICATED/INTROVERTED OF ALL PONYS.

So guyz! Focus please is Raven any good?

Yo NWOBHM Newbie! You should check out this band, it’s way extremer than that crappy 80’s hair metal shit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRUA8DtYqTU

U get lots of BIG fat nigger dick in ur mount and ass filled with creamy jizz dontcha???? Answer me dammit !!!!

I’m not prejudiced, I love a big fat cock whether they’re black or white. I love the feeling of squelching a bucket load of cum out my ass after 50 guys have run a train on me. I go out in public and knowing people are staring at the cum dripping down my leg whilst I’m wearing tight shorts is a real turn on.

Sincerely,

the Official Anal Mascot

I know I said I was leaving but I just can’t get enough juicy cock! Fill my sloppy ass with thick n creamy jizz

When I was a kid I used to read tons of comic books. But as I grew up I realized they are a waste of time and they kill your imagination. Now I read the anus.com blog comments instead.

Some folks call me a poser or laugh at me because I like Eloy but dislike Pink Floyd. Some say Eloy is a Pink floyd ripoff. I dunno.
Sorta like favoring Drukdh instead of Burzum I guess…but Eloy’s later albums are way cool.

I like both English and German cock, as long as it’s juicy.

LETS PLAY: NAME THE BAND PROZAK’S TALKING ABOUT…

ANYBODY KNOW FOR WHICH BAND IS THIS REVIEW??
WIN WONDERFUL PRIZES!!!

In boxy rhythms with marching cadences and anthemic melodies, Absurd have made a fusion of black metal and the oi hardcore punk, in doing so infusing a classicist sense of ancient melody into violent resound, matching their themes of epic loss and conflict. Clumsily strapped-together songs focus around bouncing oi beats or black metal rowing chants in the style of Nordicist projects such as Storm.

Vanquish the goodness to Hells dark domain
One on my list Three is now two
Don’t fuck with me God or I’ll come for you !

I really love sitting on erect penises.

Man, getting a date is fucken’ tough, even when you look like me.

What kan I do to increase my succesuses?

you need to start listening to Summoning and Agatus and immediately your sex life will sky rocket

Interesting. Starting AUG 4th I will listen to nothing but Summoning/Agatus and see how my love life improves. thank you. Will report back.

• Will do this for 2 weeks.
*will start with early material including demosn
• and will shave lol.

Listening to Agatus does help you get laid big time! It also helps if you bring a nice lady to listen to Agatus with you, dunno what it is but that band makes bitches Horny like Brazillian cunts in heat!!!!!!!!!

Our society is insane because for the past 2,000 years or more we have been steadily moving more and more toward a society based in the individual, which immediately becomes a herd that replaces reality.

HYAKUGOJYUICHI

Dicks evry now and again…not bad at all!

SANHYAKUGOJYUSAN DESU NE

it’0s called speed metal dammit not thrash metal, u stoopid ignorants!!

SANHYAKUGOJYUGO

yall faggots and..

Happy new year!

How often do you choke ur chicken?

http://www.xvideos.com/video1554382/il_confessionale_-_italian_full_movie