Why this blog has been silent

31 03 12 - 05:58

We've moved it.

574 comments

nobody gives a fuck

rofl, who cares, fuck this site and this blog anyway.

nobody gives a fuck - 31-03-’12 07:13
nobody gives a fuck

definitely not me, no sir, not at all, that’s why I’m not even here, didn’t write the above comment, nope. now let me unplug my mom’s dildo off my butthole…

nobody gives a fuck - 31-03-’12 07:53
nobody gives a fuck

I only visit this site now to cruise for cock in the “commerce” sub-forum. I think it’s wise that ANUS uses code names so it doesn’t get down—I got some Burzum tonight (means I got fucked by a hot Latin stud.)

nobody gives a fuck - 31-03-’12 14:26
nobody gives a fuck

and the slimy flying cocks reproduce in my throat…

nobody gives a fuck - 01-04-’12 02:29
the amazing Spider-Man

I am the cockslinger Spider Man and I shoot webs thru my dick!

the amazing Spider-Man - 01-04-’12 18:30
The Riddler

"Metal Blog :: Why this blog has been silent" – DeathMetal.org

The same goes for anus.com/metal

The Riddler - 01-04-’12 22:24
penis

ANUS is shit now.

penis - 02-04-’12 04:59
penis

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

penis - 02-04-’12 05:59
Just remember, the

Something instructive:

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6505/1333376971004.jpg

Just remember, the "Omega" is you. - 02-04-’12 07:39
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

How about you stop posting 4chan pics you found whilst browsing for shota you sick Romanian fuck.

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 02-04-’12 15:00
@ Just remember, the

Just remember your butthole was mine last night and you moaned just like your fucking father moaned the day before you emo fuckwad!

your anal lord –

Dominating Fucker

@ Just remember, the "Omega" is you - 02-04-’12 20:17
tiny midget @ Just remember, the

shut up you balloon dickfaced motherfucka =)

(not as tough as brutal hessian of slayers or dominating fucker but i tried :)

tiny midget @ Just remember, the "Omega" is you - 02-04-’12 20:36
Levy_Spearmen

What will become of anus/metal now?

Levy_Spearmen - 02-04-’12 20:59
fucking iFlames

the best death metal band ever is iFlames

fucking iFlames - 03-04-’12 10:46
Queero McHungo @ Dominated Faggot

Bitch, shut the fuck up.

Queero McHungo @ Dominated Faggot - 03-04-’12 11:15
Levy_Spearmen

After going on a Nutella sandwich diet for a few days now, returning to veggies actually makes me feel good. It’s like all the minerals and vitamins want to help me.

Levy_Spearmen - 03-04-’12 12:55
fuck barca

GO CHELSEA REVENGE FOR 2009

fuck barca - 03-04-’12 13:48
ANAL TRIBESMAN @ QUEERO MC HUNGO

ALL HAIL THE ANUSIAN GOD OF DEATH!

CLEANSE OUR EARTHLY LIVES!

FORWARD WITH THE ANUS TRIBE!

ANAL TRIBESMAN @ QUEERO MC HUNGO - 03-04-’12 17:47
Certified Public Accountant of Death

April 15th is just around the corner, fags.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVetyt81Cb4

Make sure you use Tax Slayer!!!

Certified Public Accountant of Death - 03-04-’12 18:22
Levy_Spearmen

http://aroencyclopaedia.org/shared/text/t/tsogyel_garuda_dr_01_01_eng.php Lacerating all dualistic concepts.

Levy_Spearmen - 03-04-’12 20:06
CoverKillerNation

OMG GUISE

GOROD NEW ALBUM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7o2YKppbMY

TOUCH MY PUBE SIDEBURNS

I LIVE IN A TRAILOR

CoverKillerNation - 03-04-’12 23:17
CoverKillerNation

AND I REVIEWED IT TOO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nABvxfe87g

MY GLASSES DISTRACT YOU FROM MY THINNING HAIR

I THINK I NEED TO GET NEW SHIRTS THIS ONES FALLING OFF

CoverKillerNation - 03-04-’12 23:20
levi perlman is a faggot

>Tsogyel Garuda

I play that as my trap card and use Blue Eyes White Dragon!

levi perlman is a faggot - 04-04-’12 04:30
life tips guy

When you’re at the gas station, grasp the hose by the top and lift it up when it’s done pumping. This will drain all the remaining gas in the hose into your tank!

Tune in next time for more life tips!

life tips guy - 04-04-’12 10:08
messi the best player ever

lololol messi owned by nesta… AGAIN

http://www.anus.com/metal/about/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=360

messi the best player ever - 04-04-’12 11:28
Levy_Spearmen

I love birdies. There are gilded flickers around Vegas! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Gilded_Flicker_(Colaptes_chrysoides)_on_top_of_cactus.jpg

Levy_Spearmen - 04-04-’12 14:57
he lives in vegas, probably an abandoned whore child too

lol

he lives in vegas, probably an abandoned whore child too - 04-04-’12 15:31
Fuck anus.com

Get a life…

Fuck anus.com - 04-04-’12 16:27
Truth

Better yet, post your address so I can get the Back Panthers to get your sorry white asses you fucking punk bitches…

May your kids turn out nappy headed too…

Truth - 04-04-’12 16:34
AT ADRIAN

>supports multicult
>thinks OUR kids are gonna nappy

LOL FUCK YOU ADRIAN GO BACK TO AFRICA

AT ADRIAN - 04-04-’12 17:38
ADrock McCocks

If you want to discourse your in denial Cumming in my anus to check my style Go ahead put my ass on trial Cast me off into exile

ADrock McCocks - 04-04-’12 17:48
Levy_Spearmen

Who are you really? You might know something, though I was born in Florida.

Levy_Spearmen - 04-04-’12 20:05
tiny midget

hello Levy_Spearmen. how’s your mom, how is our child coming along?

tiny midget - 04-04-’12 20:15
Dominating Fucker @ Truth

Another retarded faggot trying to be edgy. How about I make your asshole bleed huh faggot cunt? Your blood as lube and I’ll teach you some manners you stupid whiny fuck!

Dominating Fucker @ Truth - 04-04-’12 20:23
Cockvenant

so i heard u guys are too extreme

Cockvenant - 04-04-’12 21:15
goodnight michelle

thank you for ridiculing coverkillernation. he’s fucking gay

goodnight michelle - 04-04-’12 21:26
THE END OF ANUSBLOGPOSTTROLLING

This is the end (doooo dooo doooo), Beautiful friend, the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGmAmJFUvzM

THE END OF ANUSBLOGPOSTTROLLING - 05-04-’12 00:16
Serious Questioner

What is the best of all the metal sub-genres?

Serious Questioner - 05-04-’12 11:33
^ above

yeah dude you are cool, a guy said that this is the end of the blog comments but you must be a turd and write something, yeah

^ above - 05-04-’12 13:10
^ above

Also, where can I find a guy with a delicious veiny cock that I can rub while a masturbate my rectum with a fork?

^ above - 05-04-’12 17:38
suck it, aspies

>What is the best of all the metal sub-genres?

Power

Runner up: Folk

suck it, aspies - 05-04-’12 18:30
Shrim

pure ailing modern miasma desecration

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At7fsNwuuq0

Shrim - 05-04-’12 22:47
NO LIMIT NIGGA

What is death metal? And how does it differ from rap music?

NO LIMIT NIGGA - 06-04-’12 09:05
@ NO LIMIT NIGGA

Well, basically niggaz in death metal are cool as opposed to niggaz in rap whom are retarded simians with a huge inferiority complex. Suffocation’s drummer and the black guy from Blasphemy come to mind as intelligent and interesting fellas.

But most importantly, fuck you nigga troll!

@ NO LIMIT NIGGA - 06-04-’12 09:11
Anal Mazturbator Fecal Goo Ejakulator @ suck it, aspies

boy are you queer and wild.

Anal Mazturbator Fecal Goo Ejakulator @ suck it, aspies - 06-04-’12 09:13
Serious Questioner

How did Gandalf know the Necromancer was indeed Sauron? I understand that when Gandalf visited Dol Guldur he didn’t find the Necromancer, so how did he realized it was Sauron in disguise?

Serious Questioner - 06-04-’12 09:24
Serious Questioner

Why does my penis get stiff and hard when I look at pictures of naked obese men?

Serious Questioner - 06-04-’12 10:11
Loca People

A good move. Hopefully you will write a Sak Noel review, he deserved it, I think that because he is the most dominant man in the world, he must be aware of metal values (like making the best out of something and not tolerating anything inferior, but only the best)

Loca People - 06-04-’12 10:54
@serious questioner

If memory serves, he was jailed there for a time with some dwarf lord who had a ring and had been tortured by the necromancer, so that dwarf must have told Gandalf, or maybe he just recognised some things typical of Sauron when getting close enough to Dol Guldur.

@serious questioner - 06-04-’12 12:50
question

does ANY good scientist or whatever, any successful person, listen to metal?

question - 07-04-’12 03:02
much better than everything reviewed here

listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgG4vDfcJek

much better than everything reviewed here - 07-04-’12 03:41
answer

Don’t quote me on this now but it is my understanding that Joe Momma listens to metal.

answer - 07-04-’12 09:40
much better than everything reviewed here

listen to this too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUAJgbZcpdE

much better than everything reviewed here - 07-04-’12 14:29
cocksmith

“does ANY good scientist or whatever, any successful person, listen to metal?”

Condoleezza Rice really likes Body Count, apparently.

cocksmith - 08-04-’12 01:34
i finally figured it out

Prozak wanted to be like Alex from a clockwork orange he started out all cool and shit commiting crimes and not giving a fuck(blinkie theft lol) and followed to the last chapter and decided to settle down(faggot conservatism lol). i wonder if he had to get buttfucked in prison as a trasition..

anyway, he’s clearly an artistic fucker and one not to be trifled with u guise

i finally figured it out - 08-04-’12 01:42
I want to see if you aspies can persuade those people to join us

http://artofmanliness.com/

find top 100 books, there is brave new world and the republic listed

I want to see if you aspies can persuade those people to join us - 08-04-’12 02:37
screwdriver

Nobody will ever “join you” except to laugh at you.

screwdriver - 08-04-’12 05:55
Gooey Mcnooey

has anyone here died of aids that can tell me what it feels like?

Gooey Mcnooey - 08-04-’12 10:20
BRUNHILDE FAN !!!!!!!!!!

LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE YAY BRUNHILDE LOL LOL !!!!

BRUNHILDE FAN !!!!!!!!!! - 08-04-’12 10:54
RAPIDSHARE FAN #1!!!

GO RAPIDSHARE THE BEST ANUS.COM ADMIN!!! YAY RAPIDSHARE LOL YAY GO RAPIDSHARE!!!

RAPIDSHARE FAN #1!!! - 08-04-’12 10:55
Jennifer T

Well, i dunno what u guys think but to me, Prozak and Anus are the best sources to learn about metal music. he is simply the best, most intelligent and awesome historian of metal, and cute too!

Jennifer T - 08-04-’12 12:57
Football

rofl 72’ and real can’t score vs valencia rofl

Football - 08-04-’12 14:00
JuggaloHomie1488

http://i39.tinypic.com/2ps28w4.png

JuggaloHomie1488 - 08-04-’12 17:02
Cunt

The result is a nation of spoiled people. Infantilized, dependent on the parent (popularity/money/votes). And yet hedonic, bloated with pleasures and awash in 500-channel cable, movies and hip hop. Between these two prongs, an angry fetus is cultivated.

Cunt - 08-04-’12 18:33
Varg Vikernes

So why am I not and why don’t I want to be on sites such as Facebook, MySpace, Twitter or similar? Well, it is quite simple. First of all we have burzum.org, so we don’t need anything else. You all get all the truthful information we have there. Secondly I will not join a website owned by and making money for filthy bankers and other capitalist pigs – and trust me when I say that all these web sites are and do. Their owners are morally bankrupt and malevolent and they do their best to destroy Europe (as a biological term), like filthy leeches sucking the blood of an innocent living being.

Varg Vikernes - 08-04-’12 18:38
VARG VIKERNES FAN #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY LOL GO VARG GO NEW ALBUM!!!

VARG VIKERNES FAN #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 09-04-’12 00:23
Nietzsche Ramirez

Supposing truth be a burrito….then what?

Nietzsche Ramirez - 09-04-’12 00:24
@Neechee Ramirez

Then you should probably have your khakis pressed.

@Neechee Ramirez - 09-04-’12 01:46
JIHAD #1 #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAYAYAY JIHAD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JIHAD #1 #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 09-04-’12 02:50
Iron Maiden

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2orMXxhZaA

Iron Maiden - 09-04-’12 11:42
lol whats this

http://www.whygodwhy.org/t2702-anuscom

lol whats this - 09-04-’12 13:11
@ lol whats this

bunch of emo cunts ready to be fucked in the asshole

@ lol whats this - 09-04-’12 19:04
lol whats this

How many of you like nigger buttholes??

lol whats this - 09-04-’12 19:26
now calculate the average IQ here

http://www.deathmetal.org/forum/index.php/topic,15896.0.html rofl look at those stupid comments

now calculate the average IQ here - 10-04-’12 12:02
good metal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIKHm2jIJ6g

All metal should sound like this, only serious.

good metal. - 10-04-’12 16:12
Evola Nietzsche

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf7aUSce58I

All metal should sound like this.

Evola Nietzsche - 10-04-’12 16:51
Lyndon B. Johnson

Hey guys check out my new band: EQUALITY, MOTHERFUCKERS

Featuring JFK on vocals and lead guitars, MLK jr on bass, and me on drums + additional vocals.

Lyndon B. Johnson - 10-04-’12 20:20
Dominating Fucker

Nektar – Remember the Future
http://www.mediafire.com/?sro269k1jse3lp6

Awesome Progressive Rock, this album is their masterpiece!

Dominating Fucker - 10-04-’12 21:45
Brunhilde from Spain

Do u guys feel a guilty pleasure when you’re trying to push out a really BIG poop that just won’t come out?

Brunhilde from Spain - 11-04-’12 21:03
):

dat feel when my great grandfather stuffed ballot boxes for that faggot lbj

): - 12-04-’12 04:29
Noble Stoic Hessian Mythology.

How Levy_Spearmen came to be:

Tiny Midget secretly begot his son Levy_Spearman on Levy_Spearman’s mom, before she was taken to Mexico with her uncle Daniel Corchado. He set Dominating fucker’s sons, the Curvaceous Curves, or, some say, Dave, to guard his cradle in the blog wait room, where they leaped about him, clashing their weapons, as they had leaped about Tiny Midget himself at the Gojira guestbook. But the Mastodon fans, Tiny Midget enemies, whitening each other with Gypsum until they were anti-blackface, waited until the Curvaceous Curves slept. At midnight, they lured Levy_Spearman away, by offering him such childish toys as a bull-roararer, golden apples, a mirror, a knuckle-bone, a tuft of wool, and the first 3 Korn albums. Levy_Spearman showed courage when they murderously set upon him, and went through several transformations in an attempt to delude them: he became successively Militantididothcrusher in goat skin, Querro Mchungro, Cargest, Kam Lee, and a horse. At this point the Mastodon fans sized him firmly by his hoofs, tore him apart with their teeth and devoured his flesh raw. Kontinual interrupted this grisly banquet shortly before its end and rescuing Levy’s heart, enclosed it in a gypsum figure, into which she breathed life; so that Levy_Spearman became immortalized as a meme. His bones were collected and buried in the archive, and Tiny midget punished the Mastodon fans anally.

THUS ENDS PART ONE OF THE TRIALS OF LEVY_SPEARMINT .

Noble Stoic Hessian Mythology. - 12-04-’12 22:33
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

Negruvodas profound cognitive dissonance stems from an inferiority complex derived from when he was cuckolded multiple times by his ex gf with a muscular black man.

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 14-04-’12 11:29
> Guy

> I think I am in love with my dad, I irrevocably wanna suck his cock!

> You aspies you!!

> Guy - 14-04-’12 14:51
serious questioner

Do you masturbate in front of your pets?

serious questioner - 14-04-’12 15:47
no bestio

I bate in bed while my cat’s laying on it with me.

no bestio - 14-04-’12 16:45
> guy, 4 rill dis time

>see guy making fun of me on anus.com
>not sure whether to write it off ass completely baseless insult or to assume its professional psychological warfare against my personality type and that they know more about me than i do
>ohgod ohgod ohgod ohgod
>

> guy, 4 rill dis time - 14-04-’12 21:56
african tribesman

Look at this piece of shit’s taste in music and try not to vomit !!!

You can’t be a fan of Immortal and Bright Eyes at the same time.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=547270056&sk=favorites

If you saw the comments he makes, it’s 1000 times worse. If you’re bored, by all means add this guy and send him surgery videos/links to Christian dating sites/make a hoax Hell’s Angels biker account, say you have his address and tell him you’re going to kill him/simply call him a faggot/use your imagination.

african tribesman - 14-04-’12 23:09
neo-Byzantium

Happy Easter, fags!

neo-Byzantium - 15-04-’12 06:00
trure seeker of thruth

The only fag I see is YOU.

trure seeker of thruth - 15-04-’12 17:40
fanfan

Can’t wait for the new Birth A.D album: I FAG YOU!!!!

fanfan - 15-04-’12 17:41
> guy again

>had a dream last night i was sucking my own cock
>seemed really fucking real
>sam1 explane dis shit plos

> guy again - 15-04-’12 20:06
> guy again

>disregard all of the above I suck cocks

> guy again - 16-04-’12 08:44
Felix Uberalles

I who want to be God. I who want to hear the infinite minutest vibration of eternal harmony. I who wait trembling my destruction by that aethereal music in the fire. I who hate God and give him a name. I who make mistakes on the eternal typewriter. I who am doomed but at the far end of the universe the million eyed spyder that hath no name spinneth of itself endlessly.

Felix Uberalles - 16-04-’12 17:48
Bart Pimpson

Disregard my last cock for I suck comments!

Bart Pimpson - 16-04-’12 17:57
Fritos @ > guy, 4 rill dis time

I’ll base your ass on my fist… face… ass. Shutup! Uh… You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.

Fritos @ > guy, 4 rill dis time - 16-04-’12 20:12
^ above

yeah dude, that is why you are such an unsuccessful retard. While I learn stuff you talk about the cocks and azz and shit.

^ above - 17-04-’12 02:10
you're a fuckin idiot @ ^ above

>I learn stuff

>cocks and azz and shit

>unsuccessful retard

> and I also post comments here duh derp!

you're a fuckin idiot @ ^ above - 17-04-’12 07:17
Bart Pimpson

These comments are rad!

Keep ‘em commin’ dudes!

Bart Pimpson - 17-04-’12 07:20
Lucy

I would like to thank SR Prozak for being such a source of inspiration to me.

Lucy - 17-04-’12 11:20
^ above

ROFL

^ above - 17-04-’12 13:41
Franz Schubert

Main riff :
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO

Enter Lead guitar over top:

WEEEE NOOO NOOO WEEEE NOOO NOOOO NAAAAAA
WEEEE NOOO NOOO WEEEE NOOO NOOOO NAAAAAA
WEEEE NOOO NOOO WEEEE NOOO NOOOO NAAAAAA
WEEEE NOOO NOOO WEEEE NOOO NOOOO NAAAAAA

Riff 2 (main riff slightly modified)
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA

Riff 3 (heavy chorus)
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!!
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!! *BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!!
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!!

PAUSE….

OOUUUGHGGHHHH!!!!!!! (hey hey!)
Main riff (riff #1)
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO

Lead guitar over top:

WAAAAAAAAAAOOOO
WAAAAAAAAAAOOOO
WAAAAAAAAAAOOOO
WAAAAAAAAAAOOOO
WAAAAAAAAAAOOOO
WAAAAAAAAAAOOOO

BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO

Riff 3 (heavy Chorus)
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!!
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!! *BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!!
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!!

Riff 4 (violent contrast):
BAAAAA NAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUU
BAAAAA NAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUU
BAAAAA NAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUU
BAAAAA NAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUU
BAAAAA NAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUU
BAAAAA NAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUU
BAAAAA NAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUU

Riff 5 (melodic development):

JAAAAAAA BAAAAAAA nAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAA
JAAAAAAA BAAAAAAA VAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAA
JAAAAAAA BAAAAAAA VAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAA
JAAAAAAA BAAAAAAA VAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAA

Riff 6 (permutation of riff 5):

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAA NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWW NAAAAAAAAAA
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAA NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWW NAAAAAAAAAA
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAA NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWW NAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAA NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWW NAAAAAAAAAA!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!1!!!!

Riff 7 (dissonant break & contrast):

Reenuuuna nuuuu naa naa nuwa maahhh naaa daaa naaaa
Reenuuuna nuuuu naa naa nuwa maahhh naaa daaa naaaa
Reenuuuna nuuuu naa naa nuwa maahhh naaa daaa naaaa
Reenuuuna nuuuu naa naa nuwa maahhh naaa daaa naaaa

Riff 8 (rhythmic nods to riff 1,2, & 4)

Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW

Riff 7 (return):

Reenuuuna nuuuu naa naa nuwa maahhh naaa daaa naaaa
Reenuuuna nuuuu naa naa nuwa maahhh naaa daaa naaaa
Reenuuuna nuuuu naa naa nuwa maahhh naaa daaa naaaa
Reenuuuna nuuuu naa naa nuwa maahhh naaa daaa naaaa

Riff 8: Enter GUITAR SOLO!!!!!!!!!! (over top)

Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW

Main riff (riff #1) (continue guitar solo):
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO
BAN WAN WAN BEEEUWWUWNWU WAAA DOOOOO

(end guitar solo with):

REEE NUUU NOOO RENNNNOO NOOO NAAAAAAA
REEE NUUU NOOO RENNNNOO NOOO NAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Riff 2 (main riff slightly modified):
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA
CHuuuu Weeee NOOOO wakawkakwwak BAAA DAAAAA

Riff 8 (songs melodic ideas fully realized here):

Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW
Dadada naaaa babaa BUUUUUUUUUWWWW

Riff 3 (Chorus, heavy):
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!!
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!! *BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!!
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAOWOAWOOAWOAW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOWWW!!!

Outro riff:

Rekakanakaa nakakaka BUUUUEWWWWW
Rekakanakaa nakakaka BUUUUEWWWWW
Rekakanakaa nakakaka BUUUUEWWWWW
Rekakanakaa nakakaka BUUUUEWWWWW
Rekakanakaa nakakaka BUUUUEWWWWW
Rekakanakaa nakakaka BUUUUEWWWWW

- Aspic roar ends song with powerful emphasis. –

I think this is my most profound and inspired piece of art yet!

Franz Schubert - 18-04-’12 01:07
Franz Schubert

COCKS IN MY BUTT!

COCKS IN MY BUTT!

COCKS IN MY BUTT!

Franz Schubert - 18-04-’12 20:20
newfag metalfriend @ franz shchubhert

>OOUUUGHGGHHHH!!!!!!! (hey hey!)

LOL ITS FUNNY CUZ DATS WHAT DAT BAND USURPER DOES

newfag metalfriend @ franz shchubhert - 18-04-’12 21:05
cocksmen

Yeah, Obituary does that shit too. Too bad that poopy band celtic Frost tried to cover one of their songs and ruined it.

cocksmen - 18-04-’12 23:51
¨^morons

So what ? quote any top 50 record anywhere in the world in the last 50 years which went significantly beyond that level ?

¨^morons - 19-04-’12 07:17
^wat

wat the fuck r u on about cunter punter

lrn to artickleate thoughts better

^wat - 19-04-’12 18:09
Queero Mc Hungo

@ ^wat

Butterflies in your stomach.
You sweat cold. There is no fear, there is no guilt.
Only lust. I slide in.

You feel my veiny mandingo opening your tender anal cavity.
You utter the name of God and his handsome son.
Your ass is in delicious pain. Contractions drive you mad.

I pump you hard. My sleazy rod is your gateway to heaven.
You are suspended in a dream now. You wish it would last forever.

Hot blood, brown slime, yellow goo. Rancid stench.
Your orgasm is drowned in your throat. Murmur my name.
Dry the tears from your eyes.

Queero Mc Hungo - 19-04-’12 18:42
never apologize! (tm)

^ that was amazing!

never apologize! (tm) - 19-04-’12 19:38
editor

Americock is a type of penis, not a place.

editor - 19-04-’12 20:00
anal tribesman

ALL HAIL QUEERO MC HUNGO THE ANUSIAN GOD OF DEATH!
RID US FROM OUR HUMAN WASTE.

anal tribesman - 19-04-’12 20:30
^ above

see, it seems that an user named WOLFGANG has permanently left the forum. He has realised that he doesn’t want to waste time wit idiots (he was the only one capable of actually writing posts insted of spamming shit with poems or posting ‘one-liners which are not one-liner’ like crow or Conservationist). His decision was actually good, actually anyone with any decent IQ would have done the same.

^ above - 20-04-’12 07:18
@^ above

what the hell are you talking about?

@^ above - 20-04-’12 07:23
^ above

I just informed that dude named anal tribesman (…) what do really intelligent individuals do, say a sentence or two about their behaviour etc

^ above - 20-04-’12 12:15
^wat @ queero mc hungo

i am honored to be reamed by your glory

fill me with your deathlike ecstacy

^wat @ queero mc hungo - 20-04-’12 17:24
Broomhilder

WOOHOO GO SPACE METAL

VOIVOD
DEMILICH
TIMEGHOUL
PRONG
PESTILENCE

AND NOW..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgPNb7LiTm4&feature=g-vrec&context=G24661c2RVAAAAAAAABA

OMFG GUISE SO HEBBY

Broomhilder - 20-04-’12 18:25
Chevy_Pricemen @ ^ above

So dood, whadday think of these characters:

1 dominating Fucker
2 adrian mccoy
3 brutal slayer of christians
4 levy_spearmen
5 > guy

gimmy ur thoughts

Chevy_Pricemen @ ^ above - 20-04-’12 18:51
Serious Questioner

What ever happened to Kontinual, how come he doesnot post anymore? Was he banned from this site?

Serious Questioner - 20-04-’12 19:06
Adrian McCock ™

Disregard my last comment I suck cocks™

(i invented this meme so fuck you all)

Adrian McCock ™ - 20-04-’12 19:31
^ wat

actually, i did..

seriously.

^ wat - 20-04-’12 19:58
Sad But True (great song)

This is how anus blogtrolling ends. Not with a bang….but with a whimper.

Sad But True (great song) - 21-04-’12 01:54
@ Sad But True (great song)

stop being such a cunt and bring forth the hate man!

and… ^ wat answer Serious Questioner´s question, please.

@ Sad But True (great song) - 21-04-’12 08:14
^ wat

I have no idea what happened to kontinual. My best guess is that he’s the same fag as death metal black metal or constarvationist

^ wat - 21-04-’12 09:20
^ above

what happened to rapidshare? I guess that he is the same fag as well, oh how hard it is to be a fag if you are a frequent visitor of this site.

^ above - 21-04-’12 14:37
let's face it

We are all fags one way or another

let's face it - 21-04-’12 15:23
Kontinual here delighted with so many fags around

I for instance, thought I’d never try the forbidden fruit of frot and what do you know, next thing I’m receiving a rim-job by a tall guy in a Mastodon shirt! And you don’t want to know how it went from there.
So chill man, don’t be so insecure about your sexuality. There are worse things you can do than suck a cock. How do you even know it’s not your thing if you haven’t even tried it?

Kontinual here delighted with so many fags around - 21-04-’12 15:30
hmm, let's see....

a burst of greatness soon disrupted by entropy, followed by a slow descent into faux-greatness, followed by a caboose full of fags.

where have we seen this before?

hmm, let's see.... - 22-04-’12 12:55
hmm, let's see....

Anyway, I want to let everyione know I’m a FAG and lovin it!!

hmm, let's see.... - 22-04-’12 13:17
sad hessian violator of faggots penetrator of noobs

Oh no! http://www.hessian.org/ is gone, forever.

sad hessian violator of faggots penetrator of noobs - 22-04-’12 13:19
@chevy_pricemen

1 dominating Fucker:
A world of hate. Miss this dude.

2 adrian mccoy:
Basically the Black Sabbath of blogtroll. This is the guy who started it all. Hail.

3 brutal slayer of christians:
Aggressive. Confrontational. Warlike. Really the embodiment of all things that make metal great.

4 levy_spearmen:
Great body, wonderful personality.

5 > guy:
Open your fucking eyes, peasant. This guy is Neguru_voda

@chevy_pricemen - 22-04-’12 23:25
Sak Noel

Definitely Loca People! Such a great song, never fails to impress my fans. They are great people, I really recommend you to find some of ‘em, should not be hard!

Sak Noel - 23-04-’12 00:40
heavy spear, man

When is deathmetal DOT org finished? I want to post comments all over the plaaaace!

(Also, cocks.)

heavy spear, man - 23-04-’12 11:02
serious questioner

I’m banned from commenting on the main blog, but what do you guys think of Dave?

serious questioner - 23-04-’12 17:17
Serious questioner (again, sorry!)

Who/what is sak noel? What is loca people. i don’t remember this meme.

Serious questioner (again, sorry!) - 23-04-’12 20:15
yay!

Sticky sticky cum!

yay! - 23-04-’12 20:16
Serious Questioner

Please refrain from impersonating me!

I don’t ask stupid questions. Okay, now that we cleared that out:

Why does Prozak say that Thrash is as much metal as it is not? He says that Thrash is neither 100% metal nor punk. So then, is Thrash a Metal sub-genre or not?

Serious Questioner - 24-04-’12 07:20
Sak Noel

Here it is, Serious questioner!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d6b1yn-YhQ

Have FUN ;)

Sak Noel - 24-04-’12 11:36
tiny midget

how come nobody ever impersonates me??:(

tiny midget - 24-04-’12 15:28
QUIZ THE FAGS

you know you’re a Mastodon fan and a hopeless faggot if:

a) even tiny midget can beat the crap out of you when he’s less than 2ft tall.

b) after you’re all beat up, you wished tiny midget would proceed to rape you

c) you also like gojira, boris and lamb of god and like to wear dresses and high heels to gay parades aka Mastodon concerts.

QUIZ THE FAGS - 24-04-’12 15:45
Remco

Have you nothiced nobody payes attension to that Sak Noel troll bittch?

Hey Cock Noel, I have a nice peniz that would fit lovely in your mouth.
I feel so horny and I wanna to fuckk! Gimme your butthole you stoopid troll!!!!!!!

Remco - 24-04-’12 15:58
preposterous guy

MASTURBATING A DICK IS PREPOSTEROUS!

preposterous guy - 24-04-’12 16:15
nipplelung kid

Genesis vs Morbid Angel

Yes vs Slayer

Gentle Giant vs Suffocation

ELP vs Burzum

King Crimson vs At the Gates

Van der Graff Generator vs Metallica

Camel vs Atheist

Jade Warrior vs Dark Throne

nipplelung kid - 25-04-’12 08:55
serious questioner

what do you guys think of multiculturalism?

serious questioner - 25-04-’12 13:40
^ above

it is a good thing but people here usually disagree, ah…

^ above - 25-04-’12 14:34
@nipplelung kid

early MA

Slayer because Yes are commie scum.

Gentle Giant. dem fucking layers and rhythmic wizardry.

Burzum. ELP are competant but remind me of that movie “Tommy” but way more bizarro whacked out niggerdicks.

That’s a tough one, but King Crimson.

I only listened to Pawn Hearts a couple times, my interest really faded in and out with this band. Seemed inconsistant. Ride the Lightning is stunningly melodic and neoclassical so yeah Metallica.

Athetits.

Jade Warrior.

@nipplelung kid - 25-04-’12 18:19
mUpPetT Mc Go0

thIs is Better cuZ it’s like Ja Zz-FusIOn man!
Jean Luc Ponty – Mystical Adventures
http://www.mediafire.com/?kzxkv21ynmb

I was like touching my balls thru my pockets and a 10 yr old girl stared at me like WTF? So i smiled and kept scratchin my ball and like she made a weird face and ran awaay! fucking A man!!

mUpPetT Mc Go0 - 25-04-’12 22:20
Runemagick Guy @ nipplelung kid

Dude, Runemagick is better than all of those bands.

YAY GO EPIC DEATH METAL

Runemagick Guy @ nipplelung kid - 25-04-’12 22:23
Phallus Fellator

ur mom’s butthole suctionator
ur mom’s cunt incubator

Phallus Fellator - 25-04-’12 22:27
Remco and quizz the fags are back yay!!

LOL YAY MORE COMMENTAS@!!!

Remco and quizz the fags are back yay!! - 26-04-’12 00:24
Eternal Classic Cock

My heart was going baby BOOM BOOM BOOMER! Cmon, lets pack our bags am goin’ HOME..

YEAHAHH ….BACK HOME.

Eternal Classic Cock - 26-04-’12 00:24
serious questioner

Anne coulter -> hot?

serious questioner - 26-04-’12 00:25
bitchin' prole

120< are here to stay motherfucker! Wooop woop!

104-108 (with skillz in the 120 range, don’t get me wrong) and fuckin’ loving it, bitch!

bitchin' prole - 26-04-’12 00:25
truth.

No one impersonates Tiny Midget.

True.

This is because we respect him.

truth. - 26-04-’12 00:29
listen to this song morons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu6vR1gUSY4

listen to this song morons - 26-04-’12 12:12
^liked that song

i am really realllllllllly drunk

give me hard cock

^liked that song - 26-04-’12 17:12
Lewdwig van Bawdytoven

MY DICK IN UR ASS

Lewdwig van Bawdytoven - 26-04-’12 18:39
sars questioner

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THE BIRD FLU???

sars questioner - 26-04-’12 18:39
George Emmanuel III

I think you aspies should listen to real music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4&ob=av3n

George Emmanuel III - 26-04-’12 19:27
Levy_Spearmen

Hi, anus. Can anyone help me pick up a lady for some good ol’ night of sexxing? I realize bitches play hard to get and they don’t want to just put their pussy up for display for any male to grab, but they wanna be fucked at the end of the night. Shit’s complicated. What do I say to a bitch? Anything? I think if she’s drunk enough, then our purely animalistic vibes can bring the sex together. Though rape seems interesting.

Levy_Spearmen - 26-04-’12 19:50
Phallus Fellator @ Levy_Spearmen

i THINK you should smack her in the head, get her unconscious and drag her back to your motel room. then eat her pussy…literally!

Phallus Fellator @ Levy_Spearmen - 26-04-’12 19:57
tiny midget

I think you should be at home taking care of your mom, whom I fucked and got pregnant.

tiny midget - 26-04-’12 20:08
@ Levy_Spearmen

Well, you should definitely get up really close to her and sniff her, that’s what I do!! Then, lick your lips and rub your nipples, the rest will follow.

@ Levy_Spearmen - 26-04-’12 20:23
Brutal Slayer of Christians Noble Hessian warrior of death @ Levy_Spearmen

You should tell her you like Bestial Warlust, she’ll be so impressed. Then french kiss her but be sure to touch her crotch first, to make sure she’s actually a female, believe me I once kissed a “girl”… oh well you don’t wanna know…

Brutal Slayer of Christians Noble Hessian warrior of death @ Levy_Spearmen - 26-04-’12 20:37
@ Levy_Spearme

I think you should dress like a girl, flip-flops and all and spread your buttcheeks whilst farting. That’ll send her straight to your arms.

@ Levy_Spearme - 26-04-’12 20:49
loRd asspie @ Levy_Spearmen

you shoud give up on women and focus on pre-1996 black metul. pray satin!

loRd asspie @ Levy_Spearmen - 26-04-’12 21:06
JuggaloHomie14/88

Whoop whoop! Stay brutal homies!

JuggaloHomie14/88 - 26-04-’12 21:11
BAR BAR BAR vISGOTHs and viking at Levy_Spearmen

You should put on your Viking costume with that fake red beard and go: BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR ! stomping your feet and waving your arms. don’t forget to wield your plastic axe.

BAR BAR BAR vISGOTHs and viking at Levy_Spearmen - 26-04-’12 21:31
Phil Anselmo

I bet you wouldn’t even know what to do with a woman. Look for some nice cock instead.

Phil Anselmo - 26-04-’12 21:47
> Guy

> how many of you think brett stevens has a lovely cock?

> anyone besides me?

> Guy - 26-04-’12 21:52
anus.flv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVzNv3ue5hE

anus.flv - 27-04-’12 13:02
Remco@ anus.flv

Hello! can you gimme a rimm job? i wanna to have the lips and the tongue in my bothole! yes? you like cartoon i like cartoon!

Remco@ anus.flv - 27-04-’12 16:41
@anus.flv

the black one looks like what i imagine adrian mccoy looks like

forrildo, dawg.

@anus.flv - 27-04-’12 18:21
physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

R.I.P Blogpost rolling.

physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 28-04-’12 00:18
^ above

Yeah dude, it is a fucking time to give up on blogpost trolling and grow up.

^ above - 28-04-’12 05:21
lord aspie of the solitary base_ment

no, i refuse! i shall continue this exciting tradition!! go on you, go away, give up, i dont need any of you. i will never grow up, this blog is all i have!! this and my black/death metal vinyls.

lord aspie of the solitary base_ment - 28-04-’12 07:26
Kontinual Jokes

Kontinual’s ancestor is a rower aboard a ship sanctioned by Spain to conquer lands across the Atlantic. They’ve just been robbed blind by pirates. The only food left is soup and there are no bowls remaining. In desperation, one fellow suggested splitting the globe in the cabin (which they’ve been using for navigation) in two for two bowls, when Archetypal Kontinual pipes up, “Best not to use the Northern hemisphere, it faces down!”

Kontinual Jokes - 28-04-’12 20:33
Cuntservationist

hey did you guys liked the new Avengers movie? I think the action is pretty cool…

Cuntservationist - 29-04-’12 20:51
Kontinual blog comments

Kontinual walks into a gay bar. Immediately men start severing their meaty cocks with bottle openers and throwing them at Kontinual in adoration. A throne is constructed out of the cocks, with the fattest one fixed in the seat and pointed towards the heavens for Kontinual to sit on. The bumping/grinding resumes at Kontinual’s command.

Kontinual blog comments - 29-04-’12 21:14
Kontinual blog comments

1 hour later, a self-jizz splattered Kontinual summons his liege and points to a swarthy man of indeterminate race pulsating and gyrating in the Windex-blue light. He slips a serrated knife into the liege’s hand, and goes back to masturbating. Without words, the liege accosts the man, pulls down his baggy, soiled pants and saws off his ass cheeks. Somewhere in the recesses of the club a button is pushed and a panel in the floor beneath the man’s feet gapes open much like a violated asshole and swallows him whole, bones and all. A highly amused Kontinual parades around the catwalk guffawing while wearing the ass as a mask, strobing his tongue through the sphincter.

Kontinual blog comments - 29-04-’12 21:15
Kontinual blog comments

Then he cannonballs 20 ft off the catwalk, guiding his asshole directly on one of the many thirstily awaiting cocks below with a thud, which is reciprocated by an immediate geyser of jizz that propels him in an arch onto another cock which set off a hot potato chain reaction until he depletes each and every cock of its chrism with his increasingly dilapidated ass.

Kontinual blog comments - 29-04-’12 21:18
CumStarvationist

Sometimes I fast on nothing but my own seed for days at a time.

It gets me sooooo lucid u guise

CumStarvationist - 29-04-’12 21:36
PROZAKHISTAN

PROZAK IS MY HERO AND HE WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE NOBLEST OF ALL HESSIANS.

HAIL SR PROZAK!

PROZAKHISTAN - 30-04-’12 14:44
jeff fucktardy

this blog has been silent because we were choking on nigger cocks

jeff fucktardy - 30-04-’12 17:38
hessian vidya games guy

TONIC TROUBLE IS THE MOST METAL VIDYAGAME

IT REMINDS ME OF DEICIDE’S LEGION

hessian vidya games guy - 30-04-’12 19:57
sik of wite ppl

Fuk dis muthfuckin rasist asss site. Ahh hur one mo’ aspic talking’ bout’ ahhQ n cram statikticks n’ shit’ n’
am gona fukin cap his ass.

Err body in da club getin’ equality.

sik of wite ppl - 30-04-’12 20:34
Pooclamation

Live to love
Love…to poop

Pooclamation - 30-04-’12 20:36
poopssian

TOTAL POOP WORSHIP!

Hail excrement!
Hail dung!
Hail poo!

POOP MASTERY

poopssian - 30-04-’12 20:36
Peach Frosty

I chose the name Princess of Cock when I entered Satyricock and became a member of the band. I wanted a name that I could identify with as a homosex artist and I wanted it to be like…a purification of that side of me that was into the gayness and the sweatiness and the stickiness of homosex. It’s an alter ego, you know. (takes long drag from cigarette).

It helps me getting more focused, and also it adds to…the totality of clenching and thrusting that we do create with our music.

The obscurity… of homosex is part of the gayness that we are trying to create. It goes like, very much hand in hand with that gayness. And then, I’m talking about Gayness with a capital G then…if you understand what I mean. (winks lasciviously).

Peach Frosty - 30-04-’12 20:37
ThuNDEROUS homosexual

I LOVE ANUS

I WILL NEVER FORGET ALL OF YOU!!!

ThuNDEROUS homosexual - 30-04-’12 20:39
review guy

Rush – Vapor Trails 2002

In attempting to not churn out the archetypal dinosaur comeback attempt, Rush have made a conventional dinosaur out of heavy metal and the fragments of their neo-prog style. This isn’t to write off the influence that metal bands (cough… Judas Priest) clearly had on the band during their formative years, notably “Rush” and “2012,” but to say that these very professional musicians have thrown in the towel on distinction and made a hard rock extravaganza. As other sources have noted, the complexity of keyboard arrangements is gone in favor of R-n-B style background vocals harmonizing each main phrase, but this doesn’t inject any new life, only a sense of fixity in time. Smoothly walking hard rock riffs fill spaces that used to take on the emptiness within rock music, attempting an emotional sustenance, and choruses in layers substitute in for the neo-progressive structures Rush previously used to anchor their songwriting. While it’s hard not to respect these gentlemen as musicians, it’s harder to give this album the response that previous works elicited.

review guy - 01-05-’12 08:02
anus rofl

oh and where is Devamitra? I know where he is. He has realised that this site sucks and moved on.

anus rofl - 01-05-’12 11:12
Devamitra

I’ve been trying to fill a bath full of cum.

Devamitra - 01-05-’12 14:08
Levy Teardrop

Levy teardrop
Twenty year old Levy
He’s married he’s got a kid
And he’s working in a factory

He’s working from seven to five
He’s just trying to survive
well lets hear it for Levy
Levy Levy

Well Levy cant make it
Cause things are just too hard
Levy cant make enough money
Levy cant buy enough food

And Levy’s getting evicted
Oh let’s hear it for Levy
Oh Levy Levy
Oh Levy Levy

Levy is so desperate
He’s gonna kill his wife and kids
Levy’s gonna kill his kid
Levy picked up a gun

Pointed at the six month old kid in the crib
Oh Levy
(scream)
Levy looked at his wife

Shot her
(scream)
‘Oh what have I done?’
Let’s hear it for Levy

Levy teardrop
Levy with the gun to his head chickem hmhm…ANDYOUKNOWWHAT!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Levy’s dead

(screams)

Levy’s lying in hell
(screams)

We’re all Levys
We’re all lying in hell
(screams)

Levy Teardrop - 01-05-’12 23:41
at above

that was cool… poor Levy_Queermen

anyone in the mmood for frto??

at above - 02-05-’12 06:04
Dave

How cum Prozak is so BEAUTIFul?
How cum Prozak is so BEAUTIFul?
How cum Prozak is so BEAUTIFul?

Dave - 02-05-’12 11:29
old GUy

Bang the 70´s hard rock band were truly underated, and underappreciated as one of the orignators of the heavy metal genre. See Also….Sir Lord Baltimore, Cactus, Dust, Buffalo, Three Man Army, Night Sun, Trapeze, Warhorse, Atomic Rooster, Hard Stuff, Legs Diamond, Moxy for a taste of the Good Stuff!

old GUy - 02-05-’12 13:19
PANTERA AND BEER RULES!

TRANSMETAL FROM MEXICO ARE GREAT YOU FUCKKS CHEKEM OUT!!

PANTERA AND BEER RULES! - 02-05-’12 15:50
@Pantera and beer rules

HEY FAGGOT TRANSMETAL ARE WAY BETTER THAN PANTERA SO WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY, FUCK OFF AND GO LISTEN JUSTIN BEABVERT LOL LOL

CLAM DOWN, BRO Y R U SO MADE THOU

@Pantera and beer rules - 02-05-’12 18:19
incredulous dude

the fuck is with old, stupid, and deformed people and public libraries? why can’t attractive young people who are cool and smoke cigarettes and listen to Blasphemy and lift weights like reading?

incredulous dude - 03-05-’12 10:55
^ above

“listen to Blasphemy”

“like reading”

rofl, self-answered

^ above - 03-05-’12 12:36
^above

LOL

^above - 03-05-’12 13:13
^above  = > guy

same blowjobber faggot, likes to dress like a woman, enjoys big veiny dicks

^above = > guy - 03-05-’12 14:07
Scatman John

Is it time for a ANUS alpha story thread? Why yes it is.

>cocoon mode for 2 years. Went from 5’10 120lbs to 220lb 8% bf
>start meeting up with old friends and they’re impressed with my change
>I eat lunch with them and a couple other female acquaintances
>they mirin the whole time, constantly rubbing my arms and occasionally my chest
>tell one of them (a 8/10 brunette) to come for a personal dinner at my place
>she eagerly agrees
>comes to my apartment
>she brings up fitness
>“you look like you keep in shape…I do at Planet Fitness as well”
>Planet Fitness? Do you even lift?
>“uh, what?”
>Planet Fitness is only good if you want to lift 2 plate lol (said lol literally)
>she keeps staring at me and eventually says “….ok”
>she stays very quiet the rest of the evening
>makes an excuse about having to leave
>7 days later, still no reply to my texts

I know she’s gonna reply tomorrow, she’s just playing hard to get, I like that ;) Please ANUS bros, share your tales of conquest with the opposite sex

Scatman John - 03-05-’12 14:11
remember this yo brutal sucker of dicks??

I have more!

>I have always been at outcast save for a few friends at school
>at the age of 16, I abandon society and live in the forest spending my days listening to death/black metal and lifting
>As I do the training, I feel the noble blood of my ancestors flow through me both physically and aurally
>within 2 years, gain over 60lbs of muscle
>become a real infernal warrior of death
>bunch of campers find me in the forest and make fun of my attire (I wear a robe)
>yield my glistening sword and tell them to leave or suffer my wrath
>they flee like rats
>my honor has been defended once more

remember this yo brutal sucker of dicks?? - 03-05-’12 14:15
brootal snorter of meth

This one is a story from my early adolescence:

>be 14 years old
>parents ground me for getting a C in maths
>get pissed off and change the CDs in their party mix with a CD-R of Belphegor – L u c i f e r I n c e s t u s
>at the next social event they hold, Belphegor plays at full blast
>faces of horror everywhere
>vengeance attained

Alpha as fuck. If only those pussies had seen the video for the song, they would have really shit their pants! Watch at your peril, weaklings: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj-n13tJbz0

brootal snorter of meth - 03-05-’12 17:14
Life of an ANUS blog post commenter

>Go to school
>Kid trips me up on way to class
>Teacher calls me dumb
>Eat lunch in the bathroom
>Go home early because of my nose bleeds
>Dad is already drunk and beats my ass
>Jerk off to Japanese Cartoons
>Go to bed, dad touches my thighs whilst he thinks I’m asleep

Life of an ANUS blog post commenter - 03-05-’12 17:14
^ above

Hahaha, so much Alpha. Oh so sad but I can’t help it hahahahahha

^ above - 04-05-’12 00:56
real life of anus poster

>go to school
>fuck schoolwork
>read plato and nietzsche all day
>fucking mongoloid classmates accuse me of reading “violent” books lol
>teachers know better but still resent me for being too smart for their class
>english teacher thinks im going to shoot up the school for some reason
>drop out
>get GED
>go work at steel fabrication shop
>METAL AS FUCK

real life of anus poster - 04-05-’12 04:33
@ real life of anus poster

gimme blow job dumbass!

@ real life of anus poster - 04-05-’12 07:36
Spider-Man

>too antisocial(not really, just super high standards amirite) to get more weed
>scrape resin from bowl
>piling resin on table >until i
>hear someone coming >quickly
>kick pet spider out of his dixie cup home
>put resin into cup
>nobody suspects a thing
>pour out resin to prepare for packing
>notice lotsa resin is stuck to spider webs within the dixie cup of obscurity
>fuckin pack that shit anyway
>take huge hit(first time smoking resin, didnt expect much)
>become Spiderman

Spider-Man - 04-05-’12 07:50
lord aspie of the solitarey base_ment

I love smoking res, no lie.

Me and my old room mate used to call it “black gold” or “texas tea”. When we skraped a big pile we would “black it up” (Ie: smoke the resin bowl).

Good times, but I was smoking so much weed during that time and undergoing personal problems that I lasped into a minor pshychosis. I a better now btw (ty verry much!) No more drugs for me!
resin get you higher then smoking plain weed, although it is harsher and less enjoyable

lord aspie of the solitarey base_ment - 04-05-’12 08:01
halp...

ppl on anus are stalking me

halp... - 04-05-’12 20:36
mastodon fan @ halp...

So u think ur tuff huh? lets see if ur tuff enuff…

how large are the cocks ur able to handle huh??

Only the bold take large cocks!

mastodon fan @ halp... - 05-05-’12 07:26
Sak Noel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkb8y809oHE my friend’s song, listen to it, it is great!

Sak Noel - 05-05-’12 09:41
Dominating Fucker@ Sak Noel

Suck your dad’s cock Sak Noel! Learn to be bathed in his paternal cum! And don’t come here again you faggot juggalo! Next time I see you around here I’m going to drive a knife through your rectum and hack you open you fucking cocksucker!

Dominating Fucker@ Sak Noel - 05-05-’12 10:07
^ above

actually I like the songs he recommends, your comment is too stupid, but given the place where we are, it is not surprising at all…

^ above - 05-05-’12 12:59
Dominating Fucker@^ above

- “but given the place where we are, it is not surprising at all”

Typical condescending comment from a cocksucking hypocrite! So you tacitly suggest that this place is below you or at least, not adequate for you, but since you’re aware of this and make sure we all become aware of it, then your self-righteousness justifies your contradiction…

FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

- “actually I like the songs he recommends,”
Well, actually you’re a retarded faggot. How about if I fucking rape your fucking asshole? Given the place where “we” are, it wouldn’t surprise you at all you might actually enjoy it!!

Dominating Fucker@^ above - 05-05-’12 13:53
PROZAKHISTAN

TEEN SUICIDE! IS HEAVY METAL THE CAUSE?

Prozak steps in to save the day with his legendary awesomeness!

http://www.examiner.com/article/does-heavy-metal-cause-suicide

Hail SR Prozak King!

.

PROZAKHISTAN - 05-05-’12 14:55
Sak Noel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I24n_dXR_A enjoy it guys, you deserved it! Thanks ^ above for the kind comments :)

Sak Noel - 06-05-’12 02:59
at Sack Noel

go fuck your mom fag

at Sack Noel - 06-05-’12 07:10
Serious Questioner

Should we grieve the fact that evil Chuck Schuldiner was a Jew or is it not important?

this site claims him to be a Jew: http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1178

Serious Questioner - 06-05-’12 07:14
Cock Noel

I come here to explain the delicacies of frot on homo erotic buttsex.

Cock Noel - 06-05-’12 07:29
Fag Noel

Taking a condom off is always a hassle with me. They get stuck deep inside my anus and then I can’t get them out, not even when I poop.

Fag Noel - 06-05-’12 09:09
Frot Noel

This is what me and all the Loca People love to do!

check this awesome video it’s Awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpgMI4dp9Ds

Frot Noel - 06-05-’12 09:34
^ above

Omg, so ugly. You could find us the pictures of some good girls and not those faggots. But, because everyone here is making fun of people like Sak Noel and Wolfgang, it doesn’t surprise me at all that you posted that shitty video.

^ above - 06-05-’12 10:38
^ above

shouldn’t you be like, not here? i´m sure there’s a Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon forum somewhere… if you just keep looking. come back when you have pubic hair and you truly enjoy death/black metal ok kiddo?

^ above - 06-05-’12 12:49
sauron lord of the one ring foe of middle earth

^ above is just an 8 yr old with too much time on his hands and a nice pink and tight butthole, cut him some slack yo.

sauron lord of the one ring foe of middle earth - 06-05-’12 13:23
Lv18 Julius Eevee

I let Sak Noel borrow my radical traditionalist butt plug and he hasn’t given it back yet. My ass needs a gigantic cock and a shower of jizz.

Lv18 Julius Eevee - 06-05-’12 18:36
Sak Noel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KMHmhjcMvQ this really beats all. Have fun :)

Sak Noel - 07-05-’12 00:22
@ Sak Noel

hey sak noel can i borrow your mom for a couple hours? i wanna fuck her pussy wiht miy 1.5 inch instigator! do you know if your mom shaves her pussy cux i don´t want to get entangled in pubes. does shed do anal?? go and ask her…

@ Sak Noel - 07-05-’12 07:42
tiny midget

yes it’s me asking

tiny midget - 07-05-’12 07:42
Serious Questioner

I like to watch some Disney movies. That makes me gay?

Serious Questioner - 07-05-’12 17:59
@Serious Questioner

No, you stupid fuck. You being gay is what causes you to watch Disney movies.

lrn 2 cause and effect and gb2 africa

@Serious Questioner - 07-05-’12 18:11
LICKENS ZI DICKEN

CHUCK SCHULDINER ASS A FUCKING JEW, TO HELL WITH HIS MUSIC!!!

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1178

LICKENS ZI DICKEN - 08-05-’12 07:33
Demetrius IronHand

Bestial Warlust is truly an impressive metal band, true warriors of death all hipsters shall fear! Their first two albums are epic masterpieces of total destruction, fire and death.

Demetrius IronHand - 08-05-’12 10:48
^ above

Hahaha. Your biography is probably: living on parents’ money since 1960, oh so sad….

^ above - 08-05-’12 11:29
Demetrius IronHand

1990, actually.

Demetrius IronHand - 08-05-’12 12:44
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

Bestial Warlust is truly an unparallelled machine of aural death that tears everything asunder (including ultra poseurs like Negruvoda).

Faggots like Negruvoda are doomed to perish now that black metallers are getting into politics. Golden Dawn has achieved an impressive electoral victory in Greece and Kaiadas from the mighty Naer Mataron now holds a seat in parliament. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL NEGRUFAGDA? HAHAHAHAHAHA

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 08-05-’12 13:45
Demetrius IronHand

I agree with you brother in arms. Hail Brutal Slayer of Christians!

Other bands of unparalleled majesty are: old Beherit, Comqueror, Blasphemy, Axis of Advance and early Gotmoor. By the honor of the ancient blood we shall exterminate the weak, rid our people from their falsehood and filth. Honor and Pride forever aflame!

Demetrius IronHand - 08-05-’12 19:54
Cock Noel

the guy that signs as ^ above, is my little retarded brother with a nice tight pink pudgy butthole… you can fuck him for $12 dollars.

Cock Noel - 08-05-’12 20:03
 D.H. Lawrence

Hey dudes, just finished my new novel. Check out this exert, it’s pretty much a fuckin classic of modern literature. Just sayin’. :

“
She stood before him. Naked, her skin glowed darkly by the glow of the candle. They were going to have sex. And it would be so hot. Bruno’s penis begain to grow, hard beneath his loins. His dick was red hot with sexy passion. Ready to pierce her hot vagina and to touch her smooth skin and shit.

“I know you want it” she said huskily. Her hand slide over her body, resting on her tits which she squeezed. He knew that she meant her vaj when she said that. And he did. He wanted to pound it so bad.

“fuck girl, you look so hot” he said in almost a whisper, his dick was like exploding in his pants. “thanks” she said. Her eyes lowering, revealing everything.

He begain slowly approaching her, taking off his clothing and revealing his tribal tattoos. His freshly shaved chest shun brightly in the low lighting.

They were now facetoface, both naked. And ready to have sex.

BAM!!

He grabs her body, feeling her boobs, kissing her on the lips and feeling her sexyness, his penis engorged with sexrage and sliding against her leg.

They lay down on the bed. Her tits felt soft and yielding. Smooth and comfortable. They touched eachother and shit and at this point they were both SO HOT FOR IT.

“please fuck me!” she exclaims

“k. hold on a sec” he replied, lining his penis up with her vag by hand.

BAM!!!

He inserts his penis into her vagina. She moans in pleaser at the initial penetration. It feels so good to her snatch. Slowly he moves in and out in and out in and out in and out in and out in and out….building up speed and pressure.

“awww yeaaahhh mmmmmmmm yeah” she moans.

“uuuu uuughgh uuuuu yeahhh uuuhhh” he moans

BAM BAM BAM BAM

He fucks her harder and harder. It feels so nice. His dick and her vagina, forming a perfect unity of sexualness.

After many minutes, he can no longer take it. The pressure building up in his tube is simple too much. “I’m going to cum” he says. “o.k” she responds.

He pulls out, manually yanking his dick and leaning over her. Splurt splurt! His sticky love juice covers her tits, she is happy.

“thanks” he says. “that was awesome”

“omg I know!” she responds

they lay in eachothers arms, caressing and comforting eachother. It was a wonderful evening…..

“

D.H. Lawrence - 08-05-’12 22:51
Clinton of Storms

I .did. not. have….sexual relations…with that midget.

Clinton of Storms - 08-05-’12 22:53
Great Basmenty song

NOCTURNAL ASPIE!! NOCTURNAL ASPIE!! NOCTURNAL ASPIE!! NOCTURNAL ASPIE!!

UUEAUEAGHAHH!!!!!!!

Great Basmenty song - 08-05-’12 23:02
Sak Noel

So, where is the dance?

Sak Noel - 09-05-’12 01:20
@ Sak Noel

the dance was in your mom´s pussy getting banged by tiny midget yo!!!!!!

hey Sak Noel, did you know that ur mom is always down for gooey anal fecal sex?

@ Sak Noel - 09-05-’12 07:00
Alpha Demon

@ DH Lawrence: did she clean herself off before they laid in each others’ arms? otherwise – hottttttt

Alpha Demon - 09-05-’12 07:55
nuff said

Alpha Demon is gay.

nuff said - 09-05-’12 14:41
Cock Noel

I have been reading ANUS.com in its various incarnations since the early 90s and I am still a virgin. What to do?

Cock Noel - 10-05-’12 06:31
Sak Noel

My butthole is pink and pudgy. You guys can watch me singing right here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2AbPijZx_U&feature=fvst

Sak Noel - 10-05-’12 09:50
^ above

You are a retard and an impersonator, real Sak Noel always posts good stuff.

^ above - 10-05-’12 11:26
the guy that fuck ur mom and dad@ ^ above

ur mom is a filthy bitch and she luvs big black veiny mandingos, that ‘s why we all call her “the filthy bitch that luvs big black veiny mandingos”.

so shut the fuckup and go back to the Sesame Street forum where u belong.

the guy that fuck ur mom and dad@ ^ above - 10-05-’12 14:01
Sak Noel

Have a great day guys, if you want to subscribe to my channel you can do it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQScqWrmhfw

Sak Noel - 10-05-’12 14:23
Demetrius IronHand

In its most primitive formulation, metal is a worship of power and the beauty that can be found in darkness, as exemplified by its distorted chords strung together in melodies which rise from chaos to order. It is esoteric and occult in that it does not believe the world can be neatly divided into public categories of good and evil (consonant/clean versus dissonant/distorted), and instead pursues the course of what is right in meaning as defined by a symbiosis between humans and nature.

Demetrius IronHand - 10-05-’12 15:30
Adrian

I hate and kill juggalos and Sak Noels!!!

Adrian - 10-05-’12 17:12
Adrian MidCoitus

OH MY GOD IT FEELS SO GREAT IN MY BUTT

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY MORE STRAIGHT GUYS DONT PARTAKE IN BEING ANALLY FUCKED

I MEAN DONT ALL MEN GET A GREAT FEELING AFTER THEY TAKE A HUGE SHIT? ITS THE SAME FEELING. FORRILDO.

Adrian MidCoitus - 10-05-’12 17:58
Adrian McCoy for real this time

THIS GOES OUT FROM ME TO ALL OF YOU CLOSET KORN FANS ON THIS WEBSITE EXCEPT FOR NEGRU VODA OR NECROSOPHER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9rnqdAx00&feature=related

Adrian McCoy for real this time - 10-05-’12 19:05
Real Metal Fan

“In its most primitive formulation, metal is a worship of power and the beauty that can be found in darkness, as exemplified by its distorted chords strung together in melodies which rise from chaos to order. It is esoteric and occult in that it does not believe the world can be neatly divided into public categories of good and evil (consonant/clean versus dissonant/distorted), and instead pursues the course of what is right in meaning as defined by a symbiosis between humans and nature.”

This is 100% WRONG. Metal clearly identifies who the “good guys” and “bad guys” are. Sorry but listening to your non-representative goofy minority music at the fringe of metal doesn’t give you the right to make blanket statements about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU9G6Dum4Ks

Real Metal Fan - 10-05-’12 19:06
Real Negru Voda or Necrosopher Fan

I REMEMBER WHEN NEGRU VODA TRIED TO CONVINCE US CHUCK SCHULDINER WAS IMPORTANT

HA HA, CLASSIC NEGRU VODA

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, DOODER.

Real Negru Voda or Necrosopher Fan - 10-05-’12 22:04
Real Negru Voda or Necrosopher Fan

Also, that Cryonic Temple song was pretty cool.

Malmsteen is fucking retarded though.

Real Negru Voda or Necrosopher Fan - 10-05-’12 22:08
^ above

I find Malmsteen to be decent, not excellent, but not retarded like Deicide or whatever.

^ above - 11-05-’12 05:30
Queero Mc Hungo

Gentlemen please, I am ready now to possess you all in doggie position. I, ruler of rectums, perforator of man orifices summom all of you to bow to my majestic cock! I am the monarch of your sphincter the profanator of your deepest flesh. The cock of your dreams materialized for you to revel in lust!

Queero Mc Hungo - 11-05-’12 10:12
kill, fuck, or both?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmlRCEj_gAk

kill, fuck, or both? - 11-05-’12 11:42
ANAL TRIBESMAN

ALL HAIL QUEERO MC HUNG THE ANUSIAN GOD OF DEATH!!

RID US FROM OUR HUMAN WASTE CLEANSE OUR EARTHLY LIVES

ANAL TRIBESMAN - 11-05-’12 12:26
Documentation of metalfags.

>Rob Halford
>Ghaal
>Chuck Shuldiner
> that dude from Cynic (probably, or bi/bicurious)
>Dave Vincent (bisexual)
> frontman of Cretin (trany/sex change)
>Maniac from Mayhem (possibly)

Are there any others?

Documentation of metalfags. - 11-05-’12 12:39
Typical Sam Dunn Quote.

Violently humping dudes with moustaches in bathroom stalls doesn’t just have to do with music. It’s a way of life. It is freedom.

Typical Sam Dunn Quote. - 11-05-’12 12:40
riffgame

Lets play GUESE THAT AVERSE SEFIRA RIFF GAME!!

Here we go!

BAAAAA NAAAA NUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…………. NUUUU NAAAA RUUUUUUUU REEEEE NNOOOOO NEEEEEEE NUUUUUUUUUUU……..

WEEE NUUU NAAAAA REE NUUU NEEE NUUUUUAAAA!
WEEE NUUU NAAAAA REE NUUU NEEE NAAAA!
WEEE NUUU NAAAAA REE NUUU NEEE NAAAARUUUNAA!
BEEEDOOOOOO REENNUUU NOOOO WEEEDOOO VOOONOOO….

WEEE NUUU NAAAAA REE NUUU NEEE NUUUUUAAAA!
WEEE NUUU NAAAAA REE NUUU NEEE NAAAA!
WEEE NUUU NAAAAA REE NUUU NEEE NAAAARUUUNAA!
BAAAAA NAAAA NUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…………. NUUUU NAAAA RUUUUUUUU REEEEE NNOOOOO NEEEEEEE NUUUUUUUUUUU……..

BAAAAAAA NAAAAAA… WEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BAAAAAAA NAAAAAA… WEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BAAAAAAA NAAAAAA… WEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BAAAAAAA NAAAAAA… WEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Back too->
Phrase 2

Return to phrase 3.

Enter guitar: BANAANAAAA… RAAA NAAA NAAA NAAA NAA NUUU NEEE NOOO NAAAA…

Pause, enter drums: bonka bonk bonka bonka bonka bonk bonka bonka bonka bonk

Hint over, good luck!

riffgame - 11-05-’12 12:41
Sak Noel the faggot that opens his butthole wide for all onlookers

Queero Mac Hungo is the true son of Lucifer.
mAKES Glen Benton and Kum Lee look like fags.

PRAY SATIN!

Sak Noel the faggot that opens his butthole wide for all onlookers - 11-05-’12 12:54
Sak Noel masturbator of penises

one two three
I like pee

four five six
I like dicks

seven eight nine
all dicks are fine

all u guys can fuck my hole

Sak Noel masturbator of penises - 11-05-’12 12:59
friendly dude

lol hy Sak Noel masturbator of penises!!

I go to front page ->266 comments

I hit refresh -> 267 comments!

I am not the above guy I am just hanging out with him!

friendly dude - 11-05-’12 13:03
Serious Questioner

Is Prozak waaay smarter than everybody else in Metal??

Why cant we all accept him as our true leader already??

Serious Questioner - 11-05-’12 15:46
SERIOUS MALMSTEEN FAN

FUCK RIFFS, GET ARPEGGIOS

THAT SHIT IS NEOCLASSICAL AS FUCK

SERIOUS MALMSTEEN FAN - 11-05-’12 17:38
NEGRU VODA NECROSOPHER FAN

ANUS SHUD LISTEN SOM REAL NEOCLASSICAL

-CONTROL DENIED
-DRAGONFORCE
-BLIND GUARDIAN
-anything that rips off Vivaldi a bunch except for Windham Hell because that shit is for longhaired mongolouds who dont wash
-anything that diverts my conscience from the time i had to block out my homosexuality at a Blaspherian show when generic 5 foot tall greasy mexican thrashers kept brushing past me in the crowd
-Hundred(even tho cargest a mongoloud on a stupid death metal forum ha ha)
-AND OF COURSE MALMSTEEN

NEGRU VODA NECROSOPHER FAN - 11-05-’12 19:17
^ above

Good list, I’d add Sonata Arctica and Helloween.

^ above - 12-05-’12 05:25
^ above

I’d add my dick in your mouth ;)

^ above - 12-05-’12 06:02
^ above

Oh great I luv cock so much!

^ above - 12-05-’12 08:15
Sak Noel masturbator of penises

a good handjob can open you many doors in life and garner you new friends everyday =)

Sak Noel masturbator of penises - 12-05-’12 10:35
Dick Inspector

Dear every ANUS blog post commenter, tell me about your dick. The size, length, which direction it curves, and what makes it erect.

Dick Inspector - 12-05-’12 12:36
^ above

radius=one inch
length=8 inches
curving=none
what makes it erect=good girls

^ above - 12-05-’12 12:52
^ above

disregard my last comment, Im actually into dick sucking and hot frot

^ above - 12-05-’12 15:47
Sak Noel

Party party and party! David Guetta, Inna, Armin van Buuren, now that’s some great party music ;)

Sak Noel - 13-05-’12 05:08
Sak Noel

Anybody else besides me likes to dress like a woman and party with big black cocks?

Sak Noel - 13-05-’12 06:04
Sak Noel the faggot

i love to gag on cocks let rivers of cum splash my face

Sak Noel the faggot - 13-05-’12 07:52
Demetrius IronHand

Burzum alongside Immortal, Emperor, Mayhem and Enslaved, defined for us what black metal was in its mature sense – a contemplative, epic, melodic genre that sought to escape the dumbed-down mainstream rock mentality.

It was a breath of fresh air in a world where every artistic movement ends up converging on the mean of “what most people like” and becomes little more than advertising jingles with a new flavor. Demetrius IronHand - 13-05-’12 09:03
Sak Noel

I remember when my mom ground me when she found a shit-stained dildo in my dresser but, when she found two shit-stained dildos in my dresser, she simply rolled her eyes and asked me if she could have one ;)

Sak Noel - 13-05-’12 09:24
^ above

Real Sak Noel doesn’t do that definitely. He is more of an excellent party advisor.

^ above - 13-05-’12 12:42
^ above

Also he’s mentally retarded and is going to die of Aids for buttsex partying with filthy Jews.

^ above - 13-05-’12 17:28
^ ^ above

YEAH REALLY, sAK nOEL CATCHES COCKS WITH HIS ASSHOLE.

^ ^ above - 13-05-’12 20:37
Alldayallnight.

I actually thought that Sak Noel song was pretty fun.

Alldayallnight. - 13-05-’12 21:18
Physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod.

Radius:not sure
Length: 5 inches
Curving: only after excessive masturbation.
What makes it erect: feminine girls, nice girls, cute girls, loose girls, cocksluts, milfs.

Physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. - 13-05-’12 21:21
ANAL GUESS WHO

OKAY SO HERES A FEW PEOPLE FROM THE ANUS I HAVE FOR YOU TO GUESS AND WIN POKEMON POINTS FOR

1. >uses > alot >he smokes weed and posts on the forum >he was the first to post the one-time-copypasted spider-resin story >he was the first to make fun of adrian mccoy on the comments >failed to get into the military after he gf brake up wit him lol

2. >often molests levy spearman and negru voda >is known as a deity of life’s end by the natives >tiny midget’s father >autistic

3. >an italian with a workout dungeon >makes the flattest death metal u ever hear and sometimes cock rock for his gf and posts em on u-tube >wrote a massive fucking pdf file about cofee >probably autismal >english is visibly his second language, but very passionate and almost feminine

guess 1 ryte: 25 pokemans point
2: 100
3: 320

SAVE UP YOUR POINTS TO EARN SEXUAL FAVORS FROM ADRIAN MCCOY HIMSELF

ANAL GUESS WHO - 13-05-’12 22:25
^ above

I was thinking about answering, but when I saw the prizes… no thanks.

^ above - 14-05-’12 01:01
Sak Noel

Thanks Alldayallnight! Hopefully you do enjoy my other songs and the music of my bros!

Listen to this one as well ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=992NOrB1uvs

TRUST THE DJ

Sak Noel - 14-05-’12 08:46
Adrian killer of juggalos and faggits

I’m gunna kill you and your whole family Sak Noel .

Adrian killer of juggalos and faggits - 14-05-’12 09:00
Sak Noel FUCKBOY OF JEWS

HOW SAK NOEL THE FAGGOT CAME TO BE”

the faggot has been know on the web as swsubboy, slavehas2pay, and detmastslave, but form now on wil be refered to fag, or faggot , or bitch ect.

faggot is now owned by Detroit Master, the best Master inthe world who fuckgin deserves all the faggots cash, work and suffer to maek His life easier.

a litte back story …. faggot served SIR years ago adn then stupidlly disaperared, but now its back for life, to suffer and pay forever.

faggot has started to serve Master again on 12/9/09, where faggot agressed to let SIR, use temaviewer adn go into its niteflirt accoutn adn take $100.00 US.

Detroit Master raped the faggot of $125 right away.
just felt right taking the faggots cash again cuz we bith know SIR deserved it.

Sak Noel FUCKBOY OF JEWS - 14-05-’12 14:33
Sak Noel

Reamonn, heh he’s so awesome.

Sak Noel - 14-05-’12 15:41
Sak Noel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPn-SFLSg9g

sorry, I forgot to post the song :)

Sak Noel - 14-05-’12 15:42
Sak Noel

Hi guys, here is what I really intended to post, it’s an essential listening to all metalheads:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTBNYPp9iis

Sak Noel - 14-05-’12 16:04
Sak Noel

Oh and don’t let this classic goodie pass you by it’s my favorite song af all I’ve ever posted here ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiV6_IaGd0U

Sak Noel - 14-05-’12 16:10
^ above

Oh someone is jealous of Sak Noel’s awesome taste and posts stupid stuff… sad.

^ above - 15-05-’12 00:21
Dominating Fucker @ ^ above

Stupid stuff? Bathory is stupid to you? What the fuck are you doing here then you homosexual son of a bitch??

I would love the open your fucking skull with an axe and see your brains splattered all over the floor you weak emo fuck!!

Dominating Fucker @ ^ above - 15-05-’12 07:48
666

^ above & Sak Noel are the same faggot, pay no attention to this feeble effeminate retarded troll. He’s just a sad little bitch not worthy of attention.

666 - 15-05-’12 08:27
Sak Noel

Loca people yay! check this awesome pics, these are the pics to start a party yay!

http://web.archive.org/web/19980128060310/http://anus.com/anus/pics.html

Sak Noel - 15-05-’12 09:22
Lame...

Most immature blog ever…

Grow up…

Lame... - 15-05-’12 10:27
sak noel turd of turds

well, don’t think u guys should call me a fagot, just because I luv cocks in my mouth & ass doesnt mean i´m gay or does it?

sak noel turd of turds - 15-05-’12 10:41
^ above

I’d disagree that Sak Noel is turd of turds, but this was to be expected. Probably Wolfgang is a turd as well.

^ above - 15-05-’12 11:40
Bathory Fan @ ^ above

Uhm no dude, I actually thought Wolfgang was a cool genuine metalhead, albeit a little bit too inclusive in his music taste.

He could name a classic album next to a crappy one or a generic one all too easily all too often. But other than that he is a great guy, so what happened to him huh?

So what about you dude, do you like metal or what? Seems to me like you’re always here standing up for Fag Noel. Are you new to the Anus (pun intended)?

Bathory Fan @ ^ above - 15-05-’12 15:17
Adrian 'Intellectual Wigger' McCoy

This website is racist against African-Americans… If you want them to go back to Africa, why don’t you go back to Europe? Blacks are good people, it’s white people responsible for most things you people complain about…

Fuck you guys…

Adrian 'Intellectual Wigger' McCoy - 15-05-’12 17:24
Aspic Lituratruere

Prozak believed in the possibility of loosing his virginity, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter — to-morrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther. . . . And one fine morning ——
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Aspic Lituratruere - 15-05-’12 19:47
Julian ASSange - founder of analleaks @ ANAL GUESS WHO

I’ll bite:

1. millitantidiotcrusher
additional trivia:
-attempted to selfimprove by fasting and being a general faggot but failed miserably. – Posts on NWN as getfuckedbro.
-Is actually a good guy but riddled with neurosis.

2.Dominating Fucker?

3. Forza Romana
additional trivia:
-constantly preforms fellatio on the shity projects of cargayass and the other autist/aspic members
-loves Wheel of Time/Robert Jordan

Julian ASSange - founder of analleaks @ ANAL GUESS WHO - 15-05-’12 20:00
Julian ASSange - founder of analleaks @ ANAL GUESS WHO

“he was the first to make fun of adrian mccoy on the comments”

This is incorrect.

Julian ASSange - founder of analleaks @ ANAL GUESS WHO - 15-05-’12 20:05
Julian ASSange

Answer to the Averse Sefira riff game:

Seance in a Warriors Memory.

Julian ASSange - 15-05-’12 20:06
Eric Carmen

SLANTED EYES

I FEEL THE MAGIC BETWEED U AND I

Eric Carmen - 16-05-’12 04:38
@ Julian ASSange

Encore Julian!
Now please tell us then your verdict on the two most hated characters on this blog: dominating fucker and the brutal slayer of christians fellas. Do they also post on the Anus forum? Oh, and lets not forget Queero Mc Hungo he’s been here since the genesis of Adrian mc coy.

@ Julian ASSange - 16-05-’12 06:40
read NIETZSCHE E-BOOK

http://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/world/readfile?fk_files=1455580&pageno=2

read NIETZSCHE E-BOOK - 16-05-’12 13:18
ANAL ANTHEM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0UeZcMR5w0

ANAL ANTHEM - 16-05-’12 19:32
Sad...

Keep on making stupid comments as usual…

You’re miserabele and suicidal and you’ll be dead by age 50…form a self-inflicted gunshot would to the head…

Just end your pointless lives already…Jesus Christ…

Sad... - 16-05-’12 19:39
Adrian...

I’m a gay nigger…

and I’m proud of it..

FUCK KORN

Adrian... - 16-05-’12 19:50
Cereal Questioner

Why isn’t Severed Survival reviewed? I’m pretty sure all the classic swedish death metal bands would tell you that was the most influential.

Cereal Questioner - 16-05-’12 19:52
no multicultural turds

FUCK CORN

no multicultural turds - 16-05-’12 20:13
@ Sad...

How about I end your petty worthless life huh emo fuck?

@ Sad... - 17-05-’12 07:08
BIG BONER OF METAL

THE FIRST MELECHESH ALBUM OF 1996 KICKS U IN DE FUCKIN BALLZ FUCKOS!

BIG BONER OF METAL - 17-05-’12 09:09
Cumfart Cocktails

All this talk about cocks and boners is making me hot, anuonw wanna cyber? Hey Sak Noel gimme your butthole.

Cumfart Cocktails - 17-05-’12 09:24
^ above

Where is Sak Noel? I need some great songs.

^ above - 17-05-’12 11:58
^ above

He is deep inside your rectum, can’t find him ? check again faggot.

^ above - 17-05-’12 15:17
SUPERIOR BEING

I AM A SUPERIOR BEING

ALL IS… INFERIOR TO ME SUPERIOR BEING - 17-05-’12 19:11
Heavy Metal Community

PhD thesis explores heavy metal as an elective community.

While conventional thought sees communities as static entities, a newer method allows us to see them as they form through common rituals and symbolism, such as that transmitted through music. As a result, it’s possible to view international heavy metal as a community by choice in which people share values, behaviors and common linguistic tokens.

link:
http://researchcommons.waikato.ac.nz/handle/10289/6078

.

Heavy Metal Community - 18-05-’12 07:48
srs qstnr

Was Black Sabbath influenced by The Stooges?

srs qstnr - 18-05-’12 20:04
Hanz Licken zi Dicken

Definitely not meine freund!Although The Stooges first is fuckin awesome.

Hanz Licken zi Dicken - 19-05-’12 09:56
Sak Noel

Here’s my brand new song and I’m sharing it with you sexy guys before anyone else! Enjoy. :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3qGQzOd7Lw

Sak Noel - 19-05-’12 14:02
Sak Noel

Here’s my brand new song and I’m sharing it with you sexy guys before anyone else! Enjoy. :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlVL3TzM8NI

Sak Noel - 19-05-’12 18:28
Enthusiastic Guy

Sak Noel is great!!

Please recommend me some more surreal sexy techno pop music!

Enthusiastic Guy - 20-05-’12 01:28
^ above

Armin van Buuren
Fatboy Slim
Scooter

just some of my favorites

^ above - 20-05-’12 05:40
Mad Hessher fucker of fat cows @ ^ above

it’s always great to have anal sex with your mom, her asshole is tight and deep. we were listening to Scooter when she was moaning like a rabid bitch and i was cumming in her mouth, most excellent.

Mad Hessher fucker of fat cows @ ^ above - 20-05-’12 06:33
Vijgay Homosack

I wish the guy from Adumus would stop beating me up so I can attend concerts again ):

Vijgay Homosack - 20-05-’12 10:03
Sak Noel

Aww, I wish I was the one getting ass fucked by sexy hessians, I was everybody got the point by now that I’m a high level blowjobber.

Sak Noel - 20-05-’12 11:02
^ above

yum yum,, SeXy dicks!!

yum yum,, SeXy dicks!!

Cuz pop music is what we the fags listen to when we’re not busy gagging on huge cocks ;)

^ above - 20-05-’12 11:11
Loca People

Goddamn great party yesterday, today was an awesome day as well, hopefully tomorrow will rule! Monday, Tuesday… PARTY

Loca People - 20-05-’12 11:23
Sak Noel the moaning faggot

Armin van Buuren = retarded electro-faggotism for rent boy fags

Fatboy Slim = ultra gay moronic shit for idiotic kids

Scooter = pop shit to rape little suburban kids in ass – mouth ass combo

Sak Noel the moaning faggot - 20-05-’12 11:28
Conservative

Most genuinely intelligent people on ANUS leave it behind. ANUS’ philosophy is basically an incomprehensibly oddball mixture of radical leftism (we decide what’s best for everyone), wannabe Nazism, Islamic fundamentalism/chic (Allahu Ackbar!!111, etc.), and a kind of never-ending teenage rebellion.

How to be an ANUSite: pretend to be some “noble” (yet never have ANYTHING to show for it, except scattered acts of internet activism and the musical taste of a high-functioning autistic), act as if “proles” deserve to be killed (because life is really that black-and-white, right?), and if anybody questions you mumble something about overpopulation.

The world is laughing at you ANUS. That is, when real people even notice you exist.

PS Angel Witch is better than your juvenile death metal kiddie garbage by a long shot.

Conservative - 20-05-’12 14:09
@ Conservative

the fuck are u talking about faggot? nobody that listens to metal or supports this site will type a comment on this blog anymore, you idiot! that was before WE took over.

now this blog is for ULTRA-liberalist sexy homoerotic pop music loving queens like Sak Noel and Above Guy.

This blog is off limits to Prozak and their ilk, it’s Queero Mc Hungo’s territory now bitch!

>So u can take your little sermon and shove it up ur asshole.

>oh and, Angel Witch sucks, listen to Fatboy Slim instead.

@ Conservative - 20-05-’12 16:50
Conservative

Disregard that, I’m obviously parroting classical liberalism and have no idea what goes on in the real world.

YAY GO EAGLITARIAMNIZM

YAY GO GLEN BECK

Conservative - 20-05-’12 17:53
@ Cuntservative the whinng emo-fag

Yeah seriously what’s up with your fruitcake rethoric?

Coming here to act like a whining liberal cunt is so 2004, get over it man! Save your energy for your contemporary adult activities like late bar-night rimjobbing and executive fellatory socializing.

Given the chance I would split your skull in half and mind not about it.

@ Cuntservative the whinng emo-fag - 20-05-’12 21:14
^ above

I would do as well, definitely.

^ above - 21-05-’12 02:29
^ above

Shit I thought that’s Conservationist. Conservative actually makes some good points, even Angel Witch isn’t all that bad, especially when you compare them with the bands on the ‘best of’ list on this site.

^ above - 21-05-’12 02:33
QUEERO MAC HUNGO FAN #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111

LOL YAY GO QUEERO MAC HUNGO LOL YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

QUEERO MAC HUNGO FAN #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111 - 21-05-’12 04:19
Ray Miller @ ^ above

You still haven’t answered my question dude, why do you like to post comments a here and do you like Metal music?

The first Angel Witch album is awesome heavy metal but the albums on the ‘best of’ list are beyond any doubt quintessential to any real metalhead. You will find almost unanimous praise for those albums among intelligent and experienced metal aficionados.

If you can’t respect metal music, why are you here? I hate your pop music because I think it’s gay and st0opid but I don´t waste my time posting about it on pop forums or blogs.

Ray Miller @ ^ above - 21-05-’12 06:15
in response to Conservative who also signs as Brett Cuntens

Thiss is how a true Hessian thinks:
http://www.mourningtheancient.com/sacra.htm

in response to Conservative who also signs as Brett Cuntens - 21-05-’12 06:51
No. 1 Chelsea fan

LOL YAY GO CHELSEA!!1!! European Champions!

No. 1 Chelsea fan - 21-05-’12 06:56
Sak Noel

I’m tired of people calling me a faggit so I‘´ll post this wonderful vid to Necro Party !! ;(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj286lumfkI

Sak Noel - 21-05-’12 08:02
where?

Where is Thrasshmyasscus, Mastodon Guy and Levy_spearmen?

where? - 21-05-’12 15:13
ANAL GAMES

YOU RAGE YOU LOSE: AIDS EDITION

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Xshc7Hec0

WINNERS RECIEVE POKEMON POINTS

ANAL GAMES - 21-05-’12 20:42
typical faggot @Conservative

Very true, however, to many of us ANUS.com is just a stepping stone on a quest for intellectual curiosity. Like I had no idea books were good before I read anus.

typical faggot @Conservative - 21-05-’12 21:12
fuck this site.

The more time I spend on my computer and watching T.V, the less I agree with ANUS and learn to thibk for myself.

fuck this site. - 21-05-’12 21:40
Brett Cuntens

What a shame, this site’s great leaders have decided to ban me from making any more blog comments and have deleted all my old ones.

This must be because they have rock solid confidence in their world view. I never did receive a sufficient reposte to my alternative “180 IQ plus skateboard and swimming pool” plan.

This website is going down the pan. People only stay here until they wise up to its bullshit, which may be a few seconds, minutes, hours, weeks or years, but that time always comes.

Brett Cuntens - 21-05-’12 23:00
Brett Cuntens

OH LET THE CUM BEAT DOWN UPON MY FACE
MY ASSHOLE FILLED WITH CREAM

Brett Cuntens - 22-05-’12 08:05
 ^ above

they didn’t ban you becuse of your ideas but because of the silly obscene comments like the above.

^ above - 22-05-’12 08:07
real talker

Anus has been getting shitter and shitter for a while now. All this “hail Satan, kill the under 120s!” and “ecofascism” a la Linkola mixed up with “support the Republican Party and go to Church” crap.

Amerika.org is good though.

real talker - 22-05-’12 15:01
real talker

OH LET THE CUM BEAT DOWN UPON MY FACE
MY ASSHOLE FILLED WITH CREAM

real talker - 22-05-’12 16:33
Brett Cuntens

On the contrary, real talker, Amerika.org is exactly the same shit as here but just written less like a 14 year old trying to provoke his parents.

Brett Cuntens - 22-05-’12 17:28
Dominating Fucker @ Brett Cuntens

So what’s your point cunt? Get the fuck out of here if you don’t like it and focus on something that’s worth your time!

Whining like a little bitch doesn’t make you better. But if you want I can make you my bitch cunt! Just make sure you shave your asshole punk. Fucking faggots …

Dominating Fucker @ Brett Cuntens - 22-05-’12 19:37
burnt cutenes

WRONG. Amerika.org has also experienced a drop in quality. It’s basically the same 2-4 ideas repeated in various ways in response to various new sources/twists on news stories.

Brett Stevens should have dropped the blog and concentrated working on a book back when his writing skills were in top form (2007-2010).

burnt cutenes - 23-05-’12 00:50
Bert Stephens

Amerika.org has got really repetitive since it’s just Brett Stevens writing, it was better when they had other writers…

Bert Stephens - 23-05-’12 05:25
Steve Brettens

Anus/Amerika have lost their niche now that everyone and their goldfish has a blog. There’s far more articulate and nuanced bloggers on the alt/true right blogosphere than Brett Stevens, plus “trolling” has gone mainstream now so there shock tactics don’t work anymore.

Steve Brettens - 23-05-’12 06:13
@ avove same faggot

burnt cutenes
Bert Stephens
Steve Brettens = SAME FAG

go to sleep kid its’s way past your bedtime.

YOUR “trolling” has gone mainstream too now so your shock tactics don’t work anymore.

Now fuck off and die.

@ avove same faggot - 23-05-’12 08:17
Sak Noel

Great stuff tomorrow, come to party, Guetta is the DJ ! ;)

Sak Noel - 23-05-’12 12:34
Sak Noel

Disregard my last comment I suck cocks and will die of aids =)

Sak Noel - 23-05-’12 12:55
Sak Noel

Attention all Anus blog post commenter: My asshole will be wide open tomorrow and ready for your cum!

Sak Noel - 23-05-’12 13:34
Sak Noel

I smear my mom’s dildo in mayonnaise and plug it into my butthole whilst eating a piece of matzo cuz I’m a Jewish party fuckboy. I’m the eater of dicks!

Sak Noel - 23-05-’12 16:14
Brett Stevens

Liberals anyone?

They are infuriating, aren’t they? Liberalism (progressivism, leftism, Communism, anarchism: all questions of degree) is a mental disease based on denial of reality in deference to human thoughts.

Some may be able to be rehabilitated because they’re simply going along with the crowd, but others are die-hards who really need their own country somewhere to screw up as thoroughly as only fanatics can.

Brett Stevens - 23-05-’12 16:25
guy @Brett Stevens

Are you the real Brett Stevens?? Can you show me your phallus? I have heard it is thick and juicy, a mighty four inches long.

guy @Brett Stevens - 23-05-’12 17:06
LORD ASPIE OF THE SOLITARY BASE

EMERALD CITY OF THE LAND OF OZ IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE TOWER OF BARADUR IN TOLKIEN’S WORLD.

I WISH I COULD GO THERE. AND BE FREE

LORD ASPIE OF THE SOLITARY BASE - 23-05-’12 20:35
^ above

I was at Sak Noel’s party, it was great, you should come as well next time.

Maybe even better than these towers, come and see!

^ above - 24-05-’12 00:37
^ above

-> I was at Sak Noel’s party, it was great, you should come as well next time.

Indeed, i was getting fucked in the ashole by Loca People with huge dicks! being a faggot is what’s up these days. Got lots of veiny dick pictures in my iPhone.

^ above - 24-05-’12 10:04
Sak Noel

You got Aids I got Aids, we all got Aids,, fecal anal gooey sex! =)

I got crunchy nuggets of poop for ye all!!

Glazed all over my shithole by cute guys ,, the stench of fecal matter is in te air ,, LET’S PARTY!!

Sak Noel - 24-05-’12 10:23
Sak Noel

Next Party in Spain finally :)

I hope for a good time ;)

Sak Noel - 24-05-’12 11:34
Sak Noel

My mom has AIDS AND MY DAD IS DEAD

Sak Noel - 24-05-’12 14:22
Demetrius IronHand

Black metal is searing renaissance of romanticism in the melodic yet atonal masterpieces of these underground acts. It is all of the nihilism of death metal and yet its own, darker, more morbid commentary: Black metal is death.

Demetrius IronHand - 24-05-’12 18:44
Conservationist

Conservatives conserve things. I took a massive poop and left it in the toilet bowel for three days.

Conservationist - 24-05-’12 19:43
Bent Stevens

I conserve all the cum splashed over my face by Queero Mc Hungo.

Bent Stevens - 25-05-’12 06:14
^ above

My girlfriend also conserves the cum when I splash her face, I like that!

^ above - 25-05-’12 09:21
^ above

You mean your boyfriend Sak Noel right? Cuz your are a homosexual, remember? Don’t pretend you’re straight cuz we all know you are not!

When your talk about your gfriend we all know it’s Sak Noel wearing a dress, high heels and his tiny cock tugged neatly between his buttcheeks.

^ above - 25-05-’12 12:51
truthr

If your cock can fit snuggly in your buttcheeks, you’re hung.

truthr - 25-05-’12 13:26
Power Bottom Twink

Sak Noel is a woman now, I have such a tight ass and an ungodly sphincter that I snapped off his cock whilst he was anally pounding me.

Power Bottom Twink - 25-05-’12 14:37
@ truthr

Well thank you cute buns, wanna cyber?

@ truthr - 25-05-’12 14:57

Has that cargayst made anymore “solar metal” recently?

"sun" or "solar" metal guty - 25-05-’12 15:12
Whicj explians why you idiots love it so much...

Trolling is gay, fascism is gay…

AND YOU ARE ALL GAY

Whicj explians why you idiots love it so much... - 25-05-’12 15:39
Damn...

Meant to say which, but you get the picture…

By the way, do any of you wish to fight me in person?

Damn... - 25-05-’12 15:41
Average troll on anus...

No dude, we wanna have gay sex with you because we suck ass and the only intelligent thing we have to say is cocks and buttsex…

wanna join?

If your whole point is to be nationalists (Which in of itslef is racist and unrealistic)don’t you think you should be fucking concentrating on that grand “cause” instead of talking dumbass shit on the internet?

Average troll on anus... - 25-05-’12 15:46
Real talk

Here’s something to think about…

http://james.lab6.com/2007/01/05/racism-and-nationalism-are-the-same-thing/

Real talk - 25-05-’12 15:51
@ Real talk

Shut the fuck up slimy Jew! You’re only allowed to speak when spoken to first.

By the way,you look prettier with my big dick in your mouth…

@ Real talk - 25-05-’12 16:56
@ Whicj explians why you idiots love it so much...

Whicj explians why you idiots love it so much

@ Whicj explians why you idiots love it so much... - 25-05-’12 16:59
@ sun or solar metal guy

No, he rips off Manowar now.

@ sun or solar metal guy - 25-05-’12 17:33
Average troll on anus...

Oh and I forgot to say that I honestly believe that SR Prozak is the most beautiful human being in the history of humankind!!!!!!

Average troll on anus... - 25-05-’12 22:06
^ all above

How many of you will watch Eurosong tonight? I hope for some great songs. Didn’t listen to the songs yet, I expect some good ones. Does anybody remember the 2010 Eurosong? That was a great one. Germany, Romania, Serbia, England, Israel, Albania, Iceland, Russia, Belarus, Estonia all had lovely songs.

^ all above - 26-05-’12 05:28
^ above

I forgot Armenia and Azerbadjan (how do you even write the name of this country?)

^ above - 26-05-’12 05:29
Nine O'Cock News

“Please retweet. I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen…. I will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”

On Sunday, April 13, Tokyo illustrator Mao Sugiyama (who goes by the nickname “HC”), publicly seasoned and braised his own genitals on a portable gas cartridge burner, and then served them to five eager diners who each paid about $250 for the meal (a sixth was a no-show). The genitals had been returned to the asexual Sugiyama, frozen and double-bagged in plastic, following elective genital removal surgery on his 22nd birthday in early April…

http://calorielab.com/news/2012/05/17/tokyo-ham-cybele-human-genital-banquet-not-illegal/

Nine O'Cock News (URL) - 26-05-’12 09:20
Nine O'Cock News

What was the verdict by the eaters? According to the deleted blog post by Matsuzawa, the hard, rubbery penis root almost bent his fork, and he spit it out after a few chews. The only taste was of the red wine that it had been pre-stewed in. The scrotum was surprisingly even harder and more rubbery than the penis, but tasteless. (Matsuzawa didn’t mention the pubic hair.) The testicles were hard on the outside, soft and glutinous in the middle, with a fishy or gamey taste. One of Matsuzawa’s friends in attendance asked for a piece of the penis and ate it, but after the event became distraught and expressed regret that he had lost his common sense in the heat of the moment…

http://calorielab.com/news/2012/05/17/tokyo-ham-cybele-human-genital-banquet-not-illegal/

Nine O'Cock News (URL) - 26-05-’12 09:25
@ ^ all above

How many times have your watched your mom gangbanged by niggers?

@ ^ all above - 26-05-’12 10:27
Brett

Many times, sir. It’s a great mother-son bonding experience, sometimes I help spread open her hairy pussy for the massive insertions of big black cock.

Brett "jizz mopper" Stevens @ @ ^ all above - 26-05-’12 10:32
Transexualscix

What’s a good substitute for sugar? I have been using Vajazzle Prosack’s cum.

Transexualscix - 26-05-’12 10:35
Sak Noel

Wow A great song from Sweden. Reminds me of my friend Armin van Buuren, not only musically, but because it is as awesome as him! Congrats, once again.

Sak Noel - 26-05-’12 15:28
Loca People

Congrats Sweden. I agree with my master Sak Noel that Sweden was one of the best, though I prefered some other songs, like Greece (very dancy). But the Swedish song is awesome as well, I am so happy that they made it.

Loca People - 26-05-’12 15:30
Tremnegor son of  Hanwulff

↑ YEAH, IGNORE THIS FAG, HE POSTS AS HE WAS TWO DIFFERENT FAGS BUT IT’S THE SAME FAG.

Here’s some killer speed/death from Chile:

Apostasy – Sunset of the End
http://www.mediafire.com/?zwnjforzozd

Tremnegor son of Hanwulff - 26-05-’12 16:02
Sak Noel

hALP ME aNAS, I NeED MonEY FoR MY sEX cHanGE

Sak Noel - 26-05-’12 20:41
*BIG BONER OF METAL *

*Amon are back with this masterpieces of brutal death fucking metal!! check it out fuckos!!

Amon – Liar In Wait 2012
http://depositfiles.com/files/ypgcqnqon*

*BIG BONER OF METAL * - 26-05-’12 21:00
Eager Homosexual

Cock Now!!!!

Eager Homosexual - 27-05-’12 01:44
Guess that pokemon!!

GUESE THE AVERSE SEFIRA RIFF GAME!!!!

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn………..

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAIIIAAAAAAAAAA NUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAIIIAAAAAAAAA NUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAiiiAAAAAAAAAAA NUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAIIIIIAAAAAAAA NUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drums: DAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKA DAKADAKA DAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKA C HAKAKAHCHAKAKHCHKA DAKADAKADAKADAKADAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess that pokemon!! - 27-05-’12 01:46
^ above

I asked my kid it that is some Pokemon, even he knows that it is some bullshit actually.

^ above - 27-05-’12 01:49
^ above

You raped your own kid in the asshole? Wow that’s amazing!! Did he bleed? Can I fuck him too??

^ above - 27-05-’12 07:09
forgot to ask

Is his asshole still tight?????

forgot to ask - 27-05-’12 07:10
Sak Noel

The next single will soon be out! I know you eagerly await it, it won’t disappoint!

Sak Noel - 27-05-’12 08:14
Sak Noel

You guys can watch me dance next to all the Loca People!!

I’m the chubby guy int the white shirt and pointy hat! ;)

your friend,

Sak Noel – masturbator of fetuses!!

watch me dancing here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc5njnaHkR8

Sak Noel - 27-05-’12 09:45
Sak Noel

I´m the fat retarded faggot waving my arms like an idiot

Sak Noel - 27-05-’12 09:48
IBRAKADABRA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYDfrNdUr_I

IBRAKADABRA - 27-05-’12 11:01
Sak Noel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTWLNjxOdNc

Sak Noel - 27-05-’12 12:43
Sak Noel masturbator of fetuses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc5njnaHkR8

Sak Noel masturbator of fetuses - 27-05-’12 12:55
Sak Noel

Hi guys! Here is a video of my family and all my Loca People, check us out ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Bvb9QsLiA

Sak Noel - 27-05-’12 13:06
Sak Noel

Hey everyone! Here’s a new photo of all us Loca People, having a great time! All day, all night!

http://i.imgur.com/gfsUF.jpg

Sak Noel - 27-05-’12 15:20
Sak Noel the fucking faggot

cocks in my butt ,,cocks in my butt ,,cocks in my Butt,, COCKS IN MY FUCKING BUTT NOW!! AARGrggghhh

Sak Noel the fucking faggot - 27-05-’12 16:26
Sak Noel

HELLO guys! Here is the REAL video of my family and all my Loca People, we are people that like cocks and aids ty =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Bvb9QsLiA

Sak Noel - 27-05-’12 16:28
serious questioner

will there ever be any more blog posts here again?

serious questioner - 28-05-’12 05:29
weed guy

420 comments man – 420!!!!!

weed guy - 28-05-’12 05:34
@ serious questioner

sure dude sure.
in the meantime, here’s a cool speed metal band of the early 90s to keep you entertained

Sindrome – Vault Of Inner Conscience
http://www.mediafire.com/?iuwjjmojz2f

@ serious questioner - 28-05-’12 07:05
??????

WHAT ABOUT SADISTIC METAL REVIEWS?! I LIVE FOR THEM!!

?????? - 28-05-’12 12:34
cereal questioner

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE REVIEW OF THE OVERKILL SONG ON THE DEEPER INTO HE VAULT COMPILATION? ITS ALMOST AS IF THE REVIEWER DOESNT KNOW ITS ACTUALLY A DEAD BOYS SONG LOL DUMBASS

cereal questioner - 28-05-’12 12:42
SAME FAG, DIFFERENT NAME

NEW AMON SOUNDS LIKE DEEDS OF FLESH! COOL!

SAME FAG, DIFFERENT NAME - 28-05-’12 12:55
Lord Mosher of the Incendiary Pit

Yeah, so I was hangin´with Kuzma from BloodFeast when we saw Fantom Warrior play and we were fucking blown the shit away! We were like why the fuck aren’t these opening for the Big 4 already?

Fantom Warior – Fantasy or Reality (1987)
http://rapidshare.com/files/177972316/Fantom_Warior_-_Fantasy_or_reality_by_wtyd.rar

bought my copy of this LP after visiting L.A. from S.F.,and going to a “punk” show that seemed more like a gang war. The Suicidals Vs. the LADS. I was scared shitless, and used to gangs like Jaks in S.F. Members of both gangs would enter the pit alone, sort of enticing the enemy to enter, or get to close, then others would rush in, throw punches, kick, etc. then sort of separate and hang on different sides of the pit (chilling against the walls). There seemed to be no security, and it was some of the scariest, most violent shit I’d ever seen… ripped from my vinyl for you posers to check out!

No Mercy – Widespread Bloodshed Love Runs Red – (1987)
http://www.mediafire.com/file/wqwefibbwh9h0zu/No

Lord Mosher of the Incendiary Pit - 28-05-’12 17:18
@Lord Mosher

I’ll just Slayer, thanks.

@Lord Mosher - 28-05-’12 18:27
Aspic Rights Movement (ARM)

We are Aspics not aspies!

Spread this truth!

HAIL THE ARM!

Aspic Rights Movement (ARM) - 28-05-’12 20:06
Cock menu

1 black or 2 white or 5 yellow?

Cock menu - 28-05-’12 20:06
Heavy guy

Metal rules, dudes!

Heavy guy - 28-05-’12 20:06
@serious questioner

LOL silly, there still will be blogposts you will just have to go to another part of the internet to find them!

@serious questioner - 28-05-’12 20:09
no one plays my games =(

Answer to the Averse Sefira riff game: Helix in Audience

no one plays my games =( - 28-05-’12 20:12
@ gamey guy

could you do that with an Atheist song please ?

@ gamey guy - 29-05-’12 01:15
Angry Anarcho-Punk Guy

Two bands I hated in the 80’s were the Exploited and GBH. At the time these bands represented to me the worst in cartoonish Mall Punk. Wearing an Exploited t-shirt to a show was on par with writing “clueless” or “poser” across your forehead. I remember when I heard GBH was going to open for Iron Maiden on their ’84 tour. At the time Crossover was still a dirty word and we were all afraid that the stupid jocks and heshers would suddenly take over the punk scene after seeing GBH. I guess GBH never did play with Maiden, the jocks and heshers came, and are I fear here to stay, but punk endured.

Angry Anarcho-Punk Guy - 29-05-’12 10:21
I love all cocks, brown, yellow, and normal

Put that cock up my nose whilst I rub my nipples and piss on these Averse Sefira CDs please….

I love all cocks, brown, yellow, and normal - 29-05-’12 17:14
@ I love all cocks, brown, yellow, and normal

Boooooooo Boooooooo shut up nancy boy, go be a retard somewhere else. Fag.

@ I love all cocks, brown, yellow, and normal - 29-05-’12 18:24
Texas Metal Guy

some people say texas metal doesnt have a sound of its own, but this simply isnt true. this is the tradition of metal bands using the sublimely melodic tremolo picked riffs adapted first by Rigor Mortis on their self titled, then taken to dramatic gothic neoclassicism with Helstar, and then Absu adopted such stylings later in their career.

am i rite guise

Texas Metal Guy - 29-05-’12 20:08
Hail Theoden King Guy

One of the more attractive elements that draw me to certain heavy bands are those artists who are consciously trying to push the envelope. This shouldn’t be confused with some of the “experimental” bands today which have 9 members, female vocals, and flute solos, but bands that legitimately have a concrete idea of what the core elements of heavy metal are and tried to push their music to that other level of the game. Listen to this fuckers!

Morsüre – Acceleration Process {1985}
http://www.mediafire.com/?rdvmydza2×1

:

Hail Theoden King Guy - 30-05-’12 11:44
I haven't used the P-word since 1981

@ anarcho-P. guy
I know what you mean. I was listening to Crass when they were brand new in 1978. I thought this would be the new future of P-music! DK was cool although Jello is really just another dumb american. But the Exploited fucked everything up big time, I mean those guys were fascists! Watty was a professional soldier and they kicked one of the members out the band because he was a homosexual! It saddens me every time I see another loser with a colored mohawk, all high on drugs and believing that violence is the solution to state tyranny, and I see the Exploited patch on his jacket. And I think to myself, man, you talk about oppression but you wear leather boots! You talk about being free but you caged your own mind with drugs and alcohol! You think you’re P. but you’re just imitating the lifestyle of a junkie!

P. wasn’t killed by outsiders trying to change it into something it wasn’t meant to be. P. was killed by insiders who didn’t want P. to change into what it was supposed to become! They wanted P. to stay moron music to get drunk to and they succeeded.

I haven't used the P-word since 1981 - 30-05-’12 15:35
WTF?

Hope you guys enjoy not getting laid…

Fucking losers…

WTF? - 30-05-’12 18:48
@ gamey guy

Alright…

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REEEEEEEEEE NEEEIII NEEE NEIII NEEE NUUUU NAAAAAAA REEEEE MEEEN NEEE NEEE NIII NAAAA NIII!!!!!

RADACHOGA CHOOO CHOOO CHOOORADACHOGA CHOOO CHOOO CHOOO

Ramanana naaa naaa reee naaa noo naaa Ramanana naaa naaa reee naaa noo naaa Ramanana naaa naaa reee naaa noo naaa Ramanana naaa naaa reee naaa noo naaareee peee didi daaaa deeei

CHANNA NAAA NAA NAA NUUU!!!

BEEEE NEEE NEEE RUUUUU NUUU NUUUU MEEEEENUUU REE NEEEE REEEE (ect)

Not 100% accurate/of the top of my head.

@ gamey guy - 31-05-’12 00:22
Aggresive alpha male, pounder of art chick baginas

You disgusting aspics will never set foot inside this womans vagina.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/pixelbow

Aggresive alpha male, pounder of art chick baginas - 31-05-’12 00:23
 Nobel liberal crusader of truth

Cigarettes are harmful!

Nobel liberal crusader of truth - 31-05-’12 00:25
libes

Yo dawg I hurd yu lyk tolerance so I tolerated your tolerance so you can tolerate my tolerance while my tolerance tolerates tolerance.

libes - 31-05-’12 00:25
Spanish

Blogposttrolling is my passion!

Spanish - 31-05-’12 00:32
sarious qstr

(read this post with Loca People playing in the background. Read w/ Loca People syntax. “Johnny: les houentah des fid a riroca lahenentae. What the fuck.”)

I think prozk and I have very similar personalities. Prozak: how many chicks have you slept with. I must know so I can figure out how many I will probably have sex with in my lifetime. Lahentae fid a roca.

sarious qstr - 31-05-’12 00:36
Hawaiian/Scottish HEssian

Fuck Into Oblivion!
Fuck Cargest!

Your shit is mildly amusing but it will go nowhere and you will all burn out in 5 years with zero artistic progress or critical success!

OUGH!!

Hawaiian/Scottish HEssian - 31-05-’12 00:55
@ Aggresive alpha male

you really have to sit on my juicy cock and relax ,to take it all in.

@ Aggresive alpha male - 31-05-’12 07:32
Fag Noel

RAPE IN PRISON
by Scott L. Anderson
Prison rape. I can guarantee you that those two words are the first thing that popped into your head when you heard you were on the way to the slammer. There is no way to sugarcoat this issue. You may be raped when you go to prison. I am not trying to scare you. It is a serious, real issue. Here are some facts:

It is estimated that there are over 300,000 instances of prison rape a year.
196,000 are estimated to happen to men in prison
123,000 are estimated to happen to men in county jail.
40,000 are estimated to be committed against boys in either adult prisons or while in juvenile facilities or lock ups.
5000 women are estimated to be raped in prison.
Remember that these are all estimates. Most rapes are not reported.
Sexual attacks in prison are considered rape when penetration occurs. It is estimated that inmates are approached with unwanted sexual advances over 80,000 times per day in the United States alone.

Keep in mind that many experts consider county and local jails to be more likely places for rapes than prisons. There is a reason for this. You are more likely to be raped while in prison if:

You are young.
You come from a middle-class background.
You are white.
You are not street smart or have no gang affiliations.
Physically you are of small stature.
By the time repeat or career criminals get to prison they have normally made the circuit through foster homes, juvenile lockups and reform schools where rape is very common. So by the time they actually make it to the big time they are well schooled in this fact of prison life and quite often they are the attackers not the attackees.
This guide is for the person who has never done any kind of time. Do not think that rape will only happen in prison. If you have to go to county jail prior to your trial and while awaiting transfer to prison, a sexual attack is very likely to occur there. This can all depend on the area you live in. If you are in a rural area with a small jail, of course the chances will drop. But if you are in a metro area, Los Angeles County, New York’s Rikers Island, Miami’s Dade, and Chicago’s Cook being among the worst, your chances of being raped are going to skyrocket.

Especially, and this is not a racist statement, if you are white. Consider that of the total number of estimated prison rapes:

13% involved white inmates raping white inmates
29% involved black inmates raping black inmates.
56% involved black inmates raping white inmates.
This comes to a grand total of 85% of prison rapes being committed by blacks, with 69% of the victims being white. The rapes of white inmates are normally done by gangs of blacks and somewhat in the open so that other inmates, but not staff, can witness the attacks. The blacks involved are generally in the joint for crimes such as armed robbery or severe assault cases.
One of the reasons for this situation is that whites lack solidarity while in prison and unlike the population on the outside, are the minority on the inside.

Scenario #1. A white middle-class man, let’s say a car dealer, is picked up for sale of cocaine, and is locked into a communal cell with four black inmates, all whom have done substantial amounts of time in prison. The white man is of small stature and has no street smarts. The chances of him being raped:. Damn near 100%.

Scenario #2. Same situation only this time the white is a solid member of a biker gang that has ties to inside the prison walls. He himself has been in several times. Chances of rape in this situation: Practically zero. The black inmates are smart enough to know that they may be able to out muscle this man and rape him, but the long-term ramifications are not worth it. Without even talking to this man, the blacks’ years of experience in prison will give them the sense to leave him alone.

While I was an officer in Moose Lake/Willow River (Minnesota) prison I worked a unit that held two Native Americans, one black, one Asian, a younger white inmate, and an older seasoned inmate. When it finally came to the attention of the staff, it turned out that the young white inmate had been raped repeatedly over several months by the black and Indian inmates, but not by the Asian or the older inmate. It also turned out that no advances had ever been made toward either of those two. Note that the seasoned inmate did not join in on the rapes, but never tried to stop it either. That is just the way things are in prison. There is no brotherhood of man when you walk inside those gates.

There is a class system of three groups in prison involving prison sex.

Group #1: The predators. They are known as jockers, studs, wolves, and pitchers. These inmates will sniff out new victims and will almost always attack in groups. Of the three groups these are the inmates who consider themselves “men.” “Men” in prison have not ever been penetrated or raped; if this is done to them, they immediately lose this status. They never consider themselves homosexuals but some probably are and for their safety will never admit it, just as some of these men have been victims of sexual assault and will never admit it. A number of these inmates also don’t have much of a taste for rape, but do it to protect their own status so they themselves could be turned on.

Group #2: The jailhouse queens. These inmates actively carry on a female-like existence and will dress as femininely as they can within the regulations of the prison. There is a lower percentage of these inmates in prison and thus are cherished by the jockers. They are referred to in female terms and are called “her” or “she” by both prisoners and staff alike. Quite often these inmates will have somewhat of a permanent relationship with one of the stronger, established wolves, even though it is not uncommon for the wolf to lend his gal out to his buddies to pay off a debt or for some other reason. Other names used for queens are bitches, ladies, and whores. They will often refer to their assholes as “pussies.” I once had a queen tell me that she fucked like a woman, but fought like a man.

Group #3. The punks. Also called fuck boys. These inmates are the younger, weaker, normally white inmates who have been “turned out” by the stronger inmates. They are normally assaulted within days of arrival and these attacks will keep up until they either get protection, are locked up in protective custody, or turn queen themselves. The queens normally look down on punks with disdain. Punks are down on the same prison level as child molesters. Often they are sold to other gangs. They have an extremely high suicide rate.

Suicide rates in prison are estimated to be 15.4 per 100,000 inmates in all the states averaged out, with the exception of California, which has an astronomical 179 per 100,000. Penologists believe that the number one cause of suicide in prison is rape, with AIDS and depression from being in prison being the two runner up reasons.

AIDS/HIV is six times the national average in prison. When inmates rape, they don’t wear condoms.

You can always spot a punk in prison. Often they shuffle around like mental patients and will have extremely poor hygiene in an attempt to stave off future attacks. Rarely will they alert staff to what is going on. I approached several of these inmates while I was an officer to offer them help and they never accepted.

How do first time inmates defend against rape? They will either pay for protection, join a gang, or they can be “sponsored” by a relative or friends before they even get there. But I have seen fish (rookie) inmates so big and fucking tough that no inmate even wanted to think about taking them on.

If it happens, it will most likely happen in a dorm or shower area. But anyplace will do if it is out of sight of the officers. My advice to you if you are not protected in some way and you are attacked is to FIGHT back as hard and as loud as you can. AIDS is a death sentence, so that’s the biggest reason. The second reason is once you are raped you are considered in prison circles to have lost your manhood. If you find out you are being singled out and do not have protection, I would also consider striking first against one of the main wolves, although return violence is sure to occur. The problem with this is that you are going to wind up in the hole with maybe some time added to your sentence and things may not have changed when you are released out of segregation.

If you are cornered and things aren’t going your way, some people think that a way to avoid being raped is to tell your attackers that you are HIV positive and have AIDS. This may work as a quick fix but it more than likely will also result in you being severely beaten if not killed. AIDS in prison is a very sensitive issue with both officers and inmates. Security staff aren’t even told who has AIDS, due to privacy rights issues.

Do Not Be Passive. Stand Your Ground.

If you are young, small, and white, your chances of being attacked are higher. If you are getting middle-aged, the chances will drop. Don’t even drop your guard though.

In a minimum facility there is a much smaller chance of rape as inmates don’t want to screw up chances of their release. In maximum joints, the chance is much higher because inmates have longer sentences and less to lose. In medium facilities always remember that a good share of your fellow inmates are former maximum inmates so the chance of rape is always there with them. County jails have a very high number of rapes reported.

Many officers that you are going to come in contact with think that most inmates are homosexuals and they deserve what is coming to them and they will often turn their backs when they feel a rape is being committed. Officers have been known to allow a rape to go on if they are working in a high-risk facility and think that doing so will help keep the stronger inmates in line. I can tell you for a fact that the number one worry of all corrections staff is that if there is a riot, they are going to get fucked in the ass, the men that is; the woman really have something to worry about.

An officer that I know who was working in the Atlanta federal penitentiary in 1987 during the Cuban riot there, told me that every hostage taken in that riot had been raped.

After you’ve been locked up for a while you are going to get horny. My advice to you is to masturbate. Alone.

If you decide to get your rocks off and pay some queen to let you screw her, you will not have protection. Remember the AIDS factor. Is it worth it? Even if you decide to just get a blowjob from one of them, you risk the chance of making her “Daddy” jealous and that can open another can of worms.

Soft-core porn magazines are available in most prisons. Check out the chicks, use your imagination, and jack off in your sock.

You are trying to survive the joint. Not live in it.

Fag Noel - 31-05-’12 10:54
corrupt.org fan

Thank you Fag Noel I haven’t been as inspired since the glory days of Corrupt.org (2008)!!

corrupt.org fan - 31-05-’12 19:38
Spooky poop

HELP Mah ANAS IS HAUNTED!!!!

Spooky poop - 31-05-’12 19:40
LOL aspics gona get raped

“You are more likely to be raped while in prison if:

You are young.
You come from a middle-class background.
You are white.
You are not street smart or have no gang affiliations.
Physically you are of small stature. “

LOL aspics gona get raped - 31-05-’12 19:42
LOL aspics gona get raped

Disregard mylast comment I eat cocks!

I wish I was raped too, =(

can somebody rape me?

LOL aspics gona get raped - 31-05-’12 19:47
Friendly dude

LOL Hi LOL aspics gona get raped !

I go to frontpage ->452 comments

I hit refresh -> 453 comments!!

I am not the above dude I am just hanging out with him!

Friendly dude - 31-05-’12 20:07
Anal Scholar

THE ANUS DOT COM DICTIONARY
Definitions, S,

Selfimprove: When an aspic gets tired of being an aspic so he goes off the internet for like a week, reads half a book, benches 65 pounds, cooks one shity meal that isn’t premade, goes to a customer service counter at a mall and asks the overweight lady working there a brief question for “social skill development”, looks for a job but never follows through, goes for a hike for like 30 minutes then gets bored, does his laundry for the first time in 6 weeks, ect……….then goes RIGHT back to the internet to continue being an aspic! Yay!

Selfimprovers of note: millitantidiotcrusher, Levy_Spearman/Chevy_Priceman, >guy, cargayass, lord.spam, spectrum, transict, the fags in Into Oblivion, Averse Sefira (who quit making music to selfimprove), Evil D Vincent, Maximus (of inmalafide.com), Weev (although he succeeded), and Prozak himself.

Anal Scholar - 31-05-’12 20:26
cocksmen

LOL cargayass left metalhall to selfimprove because people made fun of his shity metal band projects! “WTF, these people won’t shower every fucking retarded meager poopstain that comes out of my mouth like my wealthy parents do!”

cocksmen - 31-05-’12 20:48
at Anal Scholar and cockmen

Do u guys think that Uncle Slam is a good band? Do they play thrash or crossover? people still get that wrong…
and what the Hell is an Aspic?

Sinc –
Serious Questioner

at Anal Scholar and cockmen - 01-06-’12 05:52
@Scholar and cocksman

someone’s following the action in metal hall awfully closely

@Scholar and cocksman - 01-06-’12 06:17
Angry Anarcho-Punk Guy

While not really Metal Alice Cooper does not get any of the respect he deserves. Here is a man who took the shocking and theatrical stage show and raw loud rock to great heights. The first two albums Pretties for You and Easy Action are not so great but Love it to Death and Killers are fucking awesome. KISS are fucking posers and ripped off Alice so bad it is not even funny. All you misguided Kiss fans are grown up teeny boppers. Kiss was all hype and marketing to sell lunch boxes and belt buckles to grade schoolers.

Alice Cooper continued to kick ass with Muscle of Love and Billion Dollar Babies ( covered by the Battalion of Saints and Detonators respectively) but things went downhill fast after the band quit and Alice went “solo.” Those who dismiss Alice on the basis of his lackluster later albums need to do some research and check out the discs listed above.

Angry Anarcho-Punk Guy - 01-06-’12 08:52
TranniesAreFriendlyAndSociallyAcceptableCreatures

Hello everybody,, I am Sak Noel’s father!

TranniesAreFriendlyAndSociallyAcceptableCreatures - 01-06-’12 10:14
@angry anarcho jail sodomite guy

HEY MOTHER FUCKER IM OPEN MINDED AND I LIKE BOTH KISS AND ALICE COPPER WHAT U GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH TO EACH HIS OWN MEDIOCRITY

@angry anarcho jail sodomite guy - 01-06-’12 18:34
lol

I was reading the review for Master’s collection of souls when i came across

>AC/DC’s “Jailbreak”

Please tell me this isn’t serious.

lol - 01-06-’12 19:32
2/10 would not bang guy

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/pixelbow

she’s a 6.75 at best. and her personality is way affected

2/10 would not bang guy - 02-06-’12 07:29
Angry Anarcho-Punk Guy

Metallica almost singlehandedly changed metal with their first album. By ripping of Hardcore they created speed metal and ushered in the explosion of Metal which made the 80’s truly “the Metal Years.” Metallica’s first two albums kick ass and I’d have to say Kill ‘em All is the second best Thrash Metal record ever. However, Metallica degenerated rapidly in arena rock mediocrity and are currently indistinguishable from U-2. So fuck you motherfuckas!

Angry Anarcho-Punk Guy - 02-06-’12 09:16
@Angry faggot

You mean speed metal rite? You can thank Motorhead for all of that really. And can you maybe post examples of any hardcore songs that metallica “ripped off”.

and if your first favorite speed metal record isnt one of Motorhead, Megadeth, Metallica or Mercyful Fate’s first two, you’re a humongoose queer. Maybe some Voivod or Exodus’ first. Testament is unacceptable.

I’d include Slayer, but they were far too heavy and diabolical to be speed metal from the beginning.

@Angry faggot - 02-06-’12 15:08
Angry Anarcho-Punk Guy @ above Tranny

To someone who doesn’t listen to fast aggressive hardcore, especially the metal influenced stuff, there can be a confusing array of nomenclature. Here are some terms and examples to keep everyone straight.

Crossover-Cryptic Slaughter, early Final Conflict, DRI second LP on, Corrosion of Conformity second LP on, Later Dr. Know.
Grindcore-Napalm Death, Terrorizer, Assuck, Agothocles, early Carcass.
Death Metal-Death, Entombed, Morbid Angel, mid period Sepultura, Master, Pestilence, Malevolent Creation
Black Metal-Bathory, Celitc Frost, Venom and their imitators
Speed Metal-Possessed, Death Angel, Whiplash
Thrash Metal-mid period Slayer, early Metallica, Exodus (Note it could be argued that Speed Metal and Thrash metal are really the same thing)
Metal-Judas Priest, mid period Metallica
Crust-Hellbastard, Deviated Instinct
Crusty Hardcore-Extreme Noise Terror, Doom, Disrupt, Destroy
Thrash-Early DRI, Mob 47
Power Violence-Crossed Out, Despise You

Angry Anarcho-Punk Guy @ above Tranny - 02-06-’12 15:42
Angry Anarcho-Punk Guy

Behold! The ultimate in thrash metal arose at the same time as Metallica, soon to eclipse them, yes I am talking about Slayer. I must confess I was at the Corrosion of Conformity/ Slayer show at the Loft in Baltimore in 1985 but I left before Slayer played because at the time I was in a state of Hardcore chauvinist Metal Denial (which I later overcame). To my mind the ultimate Thrash Metal record of all time is Slayer’s Reign in Blood. Hell Awaits, Show No Mercy and Haunting the Chapel are also great. Too bad Slayer stayed together after Reign in Blood

Angry Anarcho-Punk Guy - 02-06-’12 15:47
Levy_Spearmen

I miss Adrian Mc Plant ;(

Levy_Spearmen - 02-06-’12 21:04
lol

Nah. Thrash metal is a misnomer for speed metal so they are pretty much the same thing. me and im sure some others here see slayer as the first death metal band. just listen to the intro of Fight Till Death. shit is on a whole different level with that shit nom sayin. crossover is the same thing as thrash, maybe with better production. and black metal is only limited to what the norwegians claimed to be their influence, but not actually including the norwegians? seems kind of blatantly hipsterish, unless youre the oldfag you claim to be and actually have the resentment of the nineties so many like you have.

other than that, i agree.

lol - 02-06-’12 22:02
hipsterchickfan

“http://www.okcupid.com/profile/pixelbow

she’s a 6.75 at best. and her personality is way affected”

Yeah, she’s playing the whole “quirky and witty chick” thing way to hard, but she is in no way a 6.5. A hard 8 I would say.

Post a 8-9. Just interested in your opinion.

hipsterchickfan - 03-06-’12 00:52
Noktorn

check out my dick guyz! it’s veiny and juicy mmmhmmm

Noktorn - 03-06-’12 15:13
Radical Homosexual National-Anarchist Green

The only metal I listen to is post-prison Burzum, Liturgy, and “sun” or “solar” metal.

Radical Homosexual National-Anarchist Green - 03-06-’12 16:36
Radical Homosexual National-Anarchist Green

And I love to suck on veiny dicks.

Radical Homosexual National-Anarchist Green - 03-06-’12 20:45
high self esteem guy.

It’s a great day to be alive…

suck my dick aspies!

high self esteem guy. - 04-06-’12 07:26
ANUS WORLD ANUS WORLD ASPIE TIME! EXCELLENT! REEE NUUU REEEE NUUU REEEE NUUUU!!!!(main riff from Impiety- Weaponized)

Party on Levy_Spearmen!

Party on, Tiny Midget!

(Tiny Midget high fives Levy_Spearmen in the colon)

ANUS WORLD ANUS WORLD ASPIE TIME! EXCELLENT! REEE NUUU REEEE NUUU REEEE NUUUU!!!!(main riff from Impiety- Weaponized) - 04-06-’12 07:29
solid site/good trolling

Looks like Ferdinand Bardamu of Inmalafide.com is quitting blogging and taking his site down.

R.I.P

solid site/good trolling - 04-06-’12 07:35
Loryanne

Do Aspics fuck fat chicks?

Loryanne - 04-06-’12 10:08
Gained Passion

Lay your hands… Your healing hands
Upon my flesh… My sinful flesh
And heal this soul… My atheist soul
For I am lost without your rule

The light I’ve denied for my entire life
Now calls to me… It shines on me
Jesus guides me… And soon I’ll see
That with His love my anger dies

My devotion to Christ is complete
I pray to him on the cross
My neighborhood now accepts me
I’m part of society
Positivity sets me free
Jesus you liberate me

He helped me
See my flaws
I’m living now
My faith sustains
I’ve suffered long
My ignorance

Lost in atheism
I lost my soul
Lost my way
I followed You
You led me to church
I met a nice girl there
Now there’s hope
I’m getting married

My devotion to Christ is complete
I pray to him on the cross
My neighborhood now accepts me
I’m part of society
Positivity sets me free
Jesus you liberate me

Gained Passion - 04-06-’12 14:22
Gained Passion  (corrected version)

Lay your COCK… Your healing COCK
Upon my MOUTH… My sinful MOUTH
And heal this BUTTHOLE… My atheist BUTTHOLE
For I am lost without your JIZZ

The COCK I’ve denied for my entire life
Now calls to me… It shines on me
Jesus FUCKS me… And soon I’ll see
That with His COCK my anger dies

My devotion to Christ PHALLUS is complete
I SUCK him on the cross
My neighborhood now accepts me
I’m part of GAY society
HOMOSEXUALITY sets me free
Jesus you liberate me

He FUCKED me
See my ASS
I’m living now
My COCK sustains
I’ve suffered long
My ignorance

Lost in BLACK JIZZ
I lost my soul
Lost my VIRGINITY
I followed YouR COCK
You led me to church
I met a nice NIGGER there
Now there’s hope
I’m getting FUCKED

My HOMOEROTICISM to Christ is complete
I SUCK him on the COCK
My neighborhood now accepts me
I’m part of GAY society
HOMOSEXUALITY sets me free
NIGGER Jesus you liberate me

Gained Passion (corrected version) - 04-06-’12 16:08
NIGGER JESUS LORD OF BLACK JIZZ

DAT’S RIGHT YO MOTHERFUCKAS JESUS CUMLORD WAS A NIGGA!! SWING THE CROSS TO YO FACE BITCH

NIGGER JESUS LORD OF BLACK JIZZ - 04-06-’12 16:11
@ Gained Passion (corrected version)

So much anger and so much repressed homosexuality. You should really accept Jesus Christ as your savior. I know it’s hard for you but his power will heal you from your deviant urges. Please, give Jesus a chance and pray to him. He knows the answers to all your problems.

@ Gained Passion (corrected version) - 04-06-’12 16:46
@ above Faggot

You should accept NIGGER JESUS LORD OF BLACK JIZZ

You should really accept NIGGER JESUS LORD OF BLACK JIZZ as your savior. I know it’s hard for you but his power will heal you from your deviant urges. Please, give NIGGER JESUS LORD OF BLACK JIZZ a chance and pray to him. He knows the answers to all your problems.

@ above Faggot - 04-06-’12 18:15
@loryanne

I’ll do chubby, but fat no

@loryanne - 04-06-’12 19:16
adrian

get a fucking life…

adrian - 05-06-’12 03:22
please kill yourself

Die you fascist loser.

please kill yourself - 05-06-’12 03:31
@ above faggots

who are u faggots barking to?

@ above faggots - 05-06-’12 05:49
besides myself?

WHO WANTS TO FUCK BABY JESUS IN THE ASS?

besides myself? - 05-06-’12 07:46
adrian race mixer

I think all you racists should kill yourselves… Latina women are way more attractive than white women anyway, they have hotter bodies and are more feminine. But if you want a bucket load a STDs from a self-entitled cunt with no ass who most likely still has jizz dripping off her tonsils then I guess that just means more delicious Latina booty for me…

adrian race mixer - 05-06-’12 12:29
@ adrian

you should try romanian chicks, theyr’e the best faggot.

@ adrian - 05-06-’12 13:21
Levy_Spearmen

Blasphemy – Fallen Angel of Doom

I mean the true brutality which you find only in truly extreme releases. This is the bludgeoning of a life-time, the sort of release which bursts into your house, rapes your mother, shits in your father’s mouth, kicks in your sister and then rapes you with knife, before demanding that you worship it and hand over your soul to it. Now THAT is brutal.

Levy_Spearmen - 05-06-’12 16:41
Levy_Queermen

Anal Sex — Fallen Penis of Frot

I mean the true brutality which you find only in truly extreme gay men’s bath houses. This is the sodomising of a life-time, the sort of cock which bursts into your anus, cums in your mother, pisses in your father’s butt hole, tickles your sisters tonsils and then rapes you, before demanding that you whoreship it and hand over your anal virginity to it. Now THAT is anal sex.

Levy_Queermen - 05-06-’12 17:04
corrupt.org guy

When were the truly great days of ANUS? It seems to be generally accepted that it sucks now, and Amerika.org (which started well) really sucks now as well. Amerika got crappy very quickly indeed. The best “ANUS years” were corrupt.org circa 2008, all is faggot now.

corrupt.org guy - 05-06-’12 19:22
corrupt.org historian

Alex Birch was a better writer than those fags like Cockservationist and Bent Cuntens… Martin Regnen’s guide to being an asshole was great, shame he started blogging about his shitty guitar playing and such though. Victoria McMagnus made great posts, one of Corrupt.org’s biggest mistake was getting rid of her and letting Bhetti Ameen blog about shitty romance novels and Nina Myhre blog about hair care and other trivial garbage… That was when the site starting getting really bad. It had loads of great articles and useful information that they just got rid of in an attempt to be more trendy and mainstream.

Though I suppose it was right in a way that Corrupt.org went away—they deleted the forum because they believed it led to inactivity and passivity. Corrupt.org guys knew it was more important to do real world stuff than rewrite the same article about killing under 120s to an audience of neckbeards and aspics.

corrupt.org historian - 05-06-’12 19:37
Serious Quetioner @ corrupt.org historian

Didn´t Alex Birch and Prozak had fight or a bitter misunderstanding that led to Alex’s departure?

Do you know what happend to La Bette Noir?

Serious Quetioner @ corrupt.org historian - 05-06-’12 20:21
Levy_Spearmen

Kreator – Pleasure to Kill

It’s 1986. You’re in some old metal-themed bar where they still use vinyls, and you and your friends are headbanging to Slayer. Then out of the blue, some mysterious German guy pulls off the needle right in the middle of the Angel Of Death breakaway. He then calmly replaces the vinyl with one of his own. For a second you want to get up and force feed him his own tongue, but you get a glimpse of the cover. It has the devil on it! Oh yeah! Plus, if this guy has the balls to stop a hugely popular thrash album right in the middle of a song, then he must be listening to some killer metal. For the first minute or so, you wonder ‘What is this classical crap? Go back to Deutsche-schnitze-berg or whatever you loser!’ …You get up to put back your precious Slayer album when something tells you to wait just a little longer…just a little.

BANG! RIPPING CORPSE! You are now a zombie. As you bend down to pick up your left eye, it jerks you back! Then down again! Well…now you’re a headbanging eyeless zombie.

Levy_Spearmen - 05-06-’12 20:40
The only shocking thing about this video is that in the so called

http://xnite.org/2012/05/31/1-lunatic-1-ice-pick-very-graphic/

The only shocking thing about this video is that in the so called "free" united states these men are not allowed to get married, shame on you america! - 06-06-’12 13:49
aspics...

Ok, which one you guys is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo

aspics... - 06-06-’12 19:09
@ above sexually confused faggot

it’‘s actually your stupid mother with a dick and a goofy attitude!

@ above sexually confused faggot - 06-06-’12 21:13
(the true) Serious Questioner

It was I who first posted as serious questioner.
It was I who sought ideas, information, and wisdom.
It was I who inspired millions of blogposttrolls to search within themselves for the answers.

Others came and took the name from me, yet my devotion to reality over socialization made me realize that bequeathing the mantle on to others only served to spread knowledge and the possibility of goodness.

It was I who came to this chaotic realm of deceit with the flame of hope alive in my soul.

…Such is my devotion to the TRUTH.

(the true) Serious Questioner - 07-06-’12 01:00
Anal Scholar

The best “ANUS years” were corrupt.org circa 2008, all is faggot now.”

We typically chronicle it as follows…

The ANUS years 2007-2010
The Corrupt.org years, indeed 2008.
The rise of Amerikan supremacy 2008-2010, following the demise of the Alex blogpost empire.

Anal Scholar - 07-06-’12 01:28
Serious Fingerer @ Anal Scholar

Shut the fuck up motherfucker ! Your cock is my cock!

and…the best Anus years were back in 1999-2000, bitch!!!!!!!!
check it on web.archive.org, you stoopid motherfuckaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serious Fingerer @ Anal Scholar - 07-06-’12 07:29
Bent Cuntens

ANUS had about two good ideas, but in the same way some shit clings to the wall after throwing it.

What ANUS has been doing since Corrupt collapsed has been to collect all the shit that’s been piling up on the floor and throw it really hard back at the same wall.

Bent Cuntens - 07-06-’12 10:10
Bent Cuntens

Shit turns me on. I like it when tough guys fuck me in my unclean ass and then put their shit-stained dick in my mouth. I like the taste of cum and shit. makes me hot.

Bent Cuntens - 07-06-’12 12:17
Bent Cuntens

If ANUS’ core audience consists of people talking about piss, shit and cum then that would indeed explain the editorial copy.

Bent Cuntens - 07-06-’12 21:57
adrian

I agree that people here are too obsessed with cock, I’ve sucked my fair share by now and it’s no big deal and it’s not even that great. Most guys don’t have those gigantic 11 inch dicks like you see in pornos, and most guys only last about 5 minutes and don’t blow huge loads. The taste is great though and something everyone should try at least once.

adrian - 08-06-’12 11:25
Bent Cuntens

I totally agree with you adrian. My own dad taught me in the art of letting a penis into my rectum. it feels really good, that’s why I come to Anus and try to lure the youngins to the dark side of bisexuality!

Bent Cuntens - 08-06-’12 12:43
lol

>control F
>cocks
lol

>control F
>Sak Noel
lol

lol - 09-06-’12 01:18
Tiny Noel/Sak Midget/Midget Noel/Sak Tiny.

Tiny Midget & Sak Noel = same fag.

Another marvellous fact about this dude: He is European.

Tiny Noel/Sak Midget/Midget Noel/Sak Tiny. - 09-06-’12 01:21
cauk

I’m pretty sure there is only one other person besides me who posts here, and that dude is brutal slayer/Levy/Tiny/Dominating/Sak/JuliusEve/Militant/Dave/Mastadon/Brunhilde/Negura/ect….

Lets do a head count then….

Post “present” or “here” ONCE if you are a distinct individual and we can get down to the bottom of how many of you there are or if I am really like Edward Norton (more like Edward Noktorn amirite) in Fight Club and post as all of you.

I will not post a separate attendance post, but consider this MY attendance post. So, after you read this post you will understand that there is at least ONE person besides your self who is blogposttrolling.

cauk - 09-06-’12 01:22
@ Bent Cuntens

LOL check out the article “Liberal democracy” on the front page of Amerika.org. Brett Stevens is a spambot. Shit has become so ridiculous it’s almost like he is consciously trying to be a self parody. He also has an article entitled “Cursed to Solitude” which I think accurately describes his dating life as an aspic!

Whats the point in writing the same article 4-6 times a week, Brett? I don’t understand what you are trying to accomplish. He is obviously clocking in a lot of hours at his blog. Doesn’t the thought that he has been literally slaving away for 5+ years with little to no impact even in the somewhat isolated alternative right blogsphere get to him? Why are you doing this to yourself bro? Come back to the ANUS, get back on the reefer. Your aspics miss you. ‘

@ Bent Cuntens - 09-06-’12 01:30
Stevens Brettens

Cocklust is universal to mens bathrooms. Without mens bathrooms, it does not occur; however, without mens bathrooms, a lot of great things do not occur as well. Some want us to un-do bathrooms and go back to back alleys or park benches. That’s neat, but it represents a denial of potential in us. Technology is not per se bad, but in the hands of a dilapidated mens bathroom, it’s misused — just like every other tool of that society is misused.

Stevens Brettens - 09-06-’12 01:38
The real Brett Stevens @above

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

The real Brett Stevens @above - 09-06-’12 06:50
Volk Lore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeRDc402Lz4

This metal song is a million times better than the shitty metal promoted on this site. Authentic Swedish folk song played by Ukrainian folkloric metal band.

Volk Lore - 09-06-’12 07:18
ACID REIGN - MOSHKEINSTEIN DUDE

WHO LIKES TO WEAR FLIP FLOPS? AND LISTEN TO METAL MUSIC? I FOR INSTANCE LIKE TO WEAR SHORTS, A SLAYER T-SHIRT AND BLACK FLIP FLOPS TO THE MALL OR SUPERMARKET OR WITH MY FRIENDS TO CRUISE AROUND THE CITY,,ALTHOUGH I DON´T WEAR FLIP FLOPS TO METAL CONCERTS.

ACID REIGN - MOSHKEINSTEIN DUDE - 09-06-’12 11:04
@the real brett stevens

>say that to my facefucker

okay.

HEY QUEERO MCHUNGO BRETT STEVENS TOLD ME TO TELL YOU Cocklust is universal to mens bathrooms. Without mens bathrooms, it does not occur; however, without mens bathrooms, a lot of great things do not occur as well. Some want us to un-do bathrooms and go back to back alleys or park benches. That’s neat, but it represents a denial of potential in us. Technology is not per se bad, but in the hands of a dilapidated mens bathroom, it’s misused — just like every other tool of that society is misused.

@the real brett stevens - 09-06-’12 13:15
serious questioner

Is obabos birf cerificate real or fake?

serious questioner - 09-06-’12 20:20
aspics...

Aspic goes on a pony fast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL_VTOaXQ-U&feature=related

aspics... - 10-06-’12 10:12
crow

All is one, one is all.
Everything in the universe is simultaneously connected with all that is.
My cock, your ass.
It is one.
My mouth, his urethra.
It is one.
Your ass,
my face.

It is all one.

Liberals cannot understand this wisdom
because they fundamentally do not have souls

The soul is that aspect of the human
which is not ass
nor cock
nor mouth
nor face
nor balls
nor prostate
yet contains and IS
all of them.

crow - 10-06-’12 10:15
@corrupt.org historian

“one of Corrupt.org’s biggest mistake was getting rid of her and letting Bhetti Ameen blog about shitty romance novels and Nina Myhre blog about hair care and other trivial garbage… “

No, the bigger mistake was getting that CUNT Sophie from Sophistry on board. I remember she posted a 2 minute video (now removed lol) of her self in a very low cut shirt talking about how she wanted to “open new channels of dialogue” with the readers or some shit. She quickly got flamed for it, but since this is Corrupt.org we are talking about and not some large site it was only like 2-3 people. Still, she FREAKED the fuck out and started in with the histrionics, wrote a follow up post (or two) about it. I think it was her first experience being made fun of on the internet. Stupid fucking Canadian bitch….this was towards the end of Corrupt though…

Bhetti Ameen still runs a blog. I checked it out like a year ago, a few interesting tidbits among the usually expected “swooon! I r has vagina!” posts.

Nina Myhre was hawt. And I have to give her high regards, actually. She wrote an article about proper hair care that I found incredibly useful. The gist of it was to not use shampoo, only use conditioner and soap. My hair has become extremely healthy and attractive to girls after following her advice, although I plan on cutting my hair because I no longer identify with being a hessian/metal person.

All in all I think Alex was trying to do something retarded like “hitting the female demographic!” or something by collaborating with so many chicks.

@corrupt.org historian - 10-06-’12 10:23
> guy @ above

>My hair has become extremely healthy and attractive to girls after following her advice,

> girls
> you mean those nasty chicks-with-dicks?

> go die aspie fag

> guy @ above - 10-06-’12 10:42
int day of Slayer

Taking that participation to a problematic level
■Stage a “Slay-out.” Don’t go to work. Listen to Slayer.
■Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
■Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
■Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
■Kill the neighbor’s dog and blame it on Slayer.
http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/

int day of Slayer - 10-06-’12 13:20
serious questioner

Corrupt.org was very faggoty, glad they pulled it… Where is Alex Birch now? Or Frank Azzurro? I think I had them on fagbook as friends, but I guessed they were just the accounts of someone else using pseudonyms and stock photos as profile pictures.

serious questioner - 10-06-’12 18:23
@corrupt.org historian

Yeah dude , keept swallowing those cocks!

@corrupt.org historian - 11-06-’12 13:21
Cuntservationist

WHO LIKES TO WEAR FLIP FLOPS? AND LISTEN TO METAL MUSIC? I FOR INSTANCE LIKE TO WEAR SHORTS, A SLAYER T-SHIRT AND BLACK FLIP FLOPS TO THE MALL OR SUPERMARKET OR WITH MY FRIENDS TO CRUISE AROUND THE CITY,,ALTHOUGH I DON´T WEAR FLIP FLOPS TO METAL CONCERTS.

Cuntservationist - 11-06-’12 13:22
KILL THEM!!

JEWS ARE DESTROYING THE WHITE RACE!!!

KILL THEM!! - 12-06-’12 10:39
Intelligent guy

7 X 7 = 49

7 X 8 = 56

7 X 9 = 73

Intelligent guy - 12-06-’12 11:15
Eager Homosexual

My boyfriend thinks I’m too rough on him but I can’t help it! As soon as I see his cute, tight, pink puckered little sphincter my blood starts to boil and my wolf self comes bubbling up right to my eyeballs!!

How can I learn to be more tender and gentle?

Eager Homosexual - 12-06-’12 11:17
Serious questioner

Is Levy_Spearman a real homo or does he just pretend for attention?

Serious questioner - 12-06-’12 11:18
rapport builder guy

Tiny Midget, how are you! Beautiful day huh? I bet you just can’t wait to have sex with Levy’s mom again! Say, have you grown taller?

rapport builder guy - 12-06-’12 11:22
Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base.ment

FIRST PRECIOUS ANUSBLOG DIES, THEN AVERSE SEFIRA BREAKS UP, MY LIFE IS FALLING APART BEFORE MY EYES!!!

Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base.ment - 12-06-’12 11:32
Sak Noel Fan

What is your guys favourite Sak Noel song?

I think local people is his most classic but I like the other ones like Paso and where (I lost my underwear) too.

Sak Noel Fan - 12-06-’12 12:17
Serious poopfarts

Dear anus.com

I’ve come to the conclusion that nobody likes me. I’ve got no friends, I smoke lots of pot and I hate society, work, school, etc. Yet I have nothing substantial to offer this world. Should I become a juggalo? I live in Europe, there are hardly any juggalos here. It might be perfect for me. The clown paint could give me the illusion of having an identity in a crowd of faceless people. Perhaps life from the perspective of the dark carnival would give me new insights. Has anyone here ever tried being a juggalo? I’ve been a punk before and I never really cared about rap. Some ICP songs are cool but I’m mostly interested in the life style.

Serious poopfarts - 12-06-’12 16:50
tiny midget

@ rapport builder guy

well, I’m still the size of an oompa loompa like I’ve made it clear before but I’m okay with that. Do you think I can borrow your mom for some nasty bangin? I’d like to fuck her in the ass.

tiny midget - 12-06-’12 19:30
Adrian hates and kills Jews
Adrian hates and kills Jews - 13-06-’12 08:20
Sak Noel

Hello Anas!.. I’m rentin my mom’s cunt for $15 bucks the coitus! Who wants in?

Sak Noel - 13-06-’12 12:44
Devamitra

for fuck’s sake, LISTEN TO SORORICIDE!! This is a true forgotten death metal gem. IT NEEDS TO BE REVIEWED HERE!!

Sororicide – The Entity 1991
http://www.mediafire.com/?hkkcujnnmyi

Sororcide – Demo I 1993
http://rapidshare.com/files/136463570/Sororicide-DemoI.rar Pass: metaldemos666.blogspot.com

Sororicide – Godlike split 1993
http://rapidshare.com/files/149253420/Sororicide_ChorusOfRuin.rar Pass: metaldemos666.blogspot.com

Devamitra - 13-06-’12 15:23
@ Devamitra

You just like the in.cest theme of that band. So when are you going to review the Taboo film series?

@ Devamitra - 14-06-’12 07:25
It's my own requiem

Fuck that. Listen to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZznRuOKQqQ

Conservationist literally said it’s objectively good music.

It's my own requiem - 14-06-’12 14:31
Adrian mc flurry

blind guardian is for gay jews, it sucks! all jews are parasites and need to be killed!!

Adrian mc flurry - 14-06-’12 15:44
brown chick

I ain’t gonna holla at chu!

brown chick - 14-06-’12 15:49
agreeable dude

Sorrorcide is fuckicing great!!!

Demo 1 is on par with Gardens of Grief!!

agreeable dude - 14-06-’12 15:52
SEARRRCHHHHIIIIINNN’…..FROT AND DESTROY!

RUNNIN’
You will be…
HIDIN’
You will be…
SUCKIN’
A thousand cocks!

SEARRRCHHHHIIIIINNN’…..FROT AND DESTROY! - 14-06-’12 15:52
serious questioner

Why haven’t they made a new Narnia movie yet?

serious questioner - 14-06-’12 15:56
Hessian Film Studies

Neguru_Voda archetypes in popular cinema:

Hunchback guy in 300
Seth Green in Austin Powers
The homosexuals in Rent
Elijah Woods in Sin City

Hessian Film Studies - 14-06-’12 15:57
serious questioner

when my penis is flaccid, the tip only barely extends past my balls, is this normal?

serious questioner - 14-06-’12 15:57
12 year old

I love s*PEE*d metal!

12 year old - 14-06-’12 16:01
Anal Sociologist

Day in the life of a typical metal hall poster:
http://the-scientist.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/06_12_Digging-Underground-Life.jpg

Anal Sociologist - 14-06-’12 16:07
serious questioner

I feel a poop beginning to press against my sphincter wall, should i hold it in longer or go now?

serious questioner - 14-06-’12 16:16
Serious questioner (again, sorry!)

Never mind – I will be pooping in 20 or 25 minuets.

Serious questioner (again, sorry!) - 14-06-’12 16:17
update.

So I wound up pooping about 30 mins after. Felt quite good, surprised that it wasn’t larger (it certainly felt that way, but maybe I was holding it in too long). Medium brown coloration, broke easily, filled with organic matter (ie: fluffy, not hard and log like), clearly the result of many vegetables. Soft.

update. - 14-06-’12 23:24
p.s

If I poop tomorrow I will tell you guys how that goes as well.

p.s - 14-06-’12 23:32
@ above fag

How about if I fornicate your asshole whille you are pooping?? can I, can I??? weeeeee

@ above fag - 15-06-’12 06:46
Adrian killer of jews

JEWS ARE SCUM, THEY ARE TRYING TO DESTROY OUR CULTURE WITH THEIR HOLLYWOOD PROPAGANDA.

READ HERE: http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/05/revisiting-the-19th-century-russian-pogroms-part-1-russias-jewish-question/

Adrian killer of jews - 15-06-’12 06:57
@ > guy @ above

LOL I guess you were too busy drawing shota porn on your pink notebook during history class, faggot! No wonder you are going nowhere in life.

Before the scourge of modernity, long hair on males was considered supremely manly. The elite warrior class all sported long hair, the proles had short, and slaves and indentured servants typically had their heads shaven. Long hair on men is symbolic of pride, virtue, martial skill, valor, integrity, nobility, strength, and honor. Short hair on men is symbolic of submissiveness – something I’m sure you know all about, you twink bitch.

Don’t forget to wax your cornhole the next time Queero Mchungo needs to use you.

Sinc,

-Dominating Fucker

@ > guy @ above - 15-06-’12 16:54
@ above bald impostor

You are not the real Dominating Fucker, I know,, go suck on Mastodon guy’s tiny dick

@ above bald impostor - 15-06-’12 20:18
Levy_Spearmen

Oh god, I’m so lonely…

Levy_Spearmen - 16-06-’12 00:49
RO'N PAUL

AUN AUN AUN! JE SUIS RO’N PAUL TOUTE LES DEJOURJNES!

RO'N PAUL - 16-06-’12 16:52
simon the jeew

5454 cocks sucked through out my lifetime!

simon the jeew - 16-06-’12 19:30
^ abave

Thats alotsa cockas!

^ abave - 17-06-’12 00:48
@ ^ abave

Hey dude, what kind of metal d u like and what do u think of the wacky characters that live in this blog ? Also do u think Prozak is hot and has a big dicky??

@ ^ abave - 17-06-’12 07:05
LARS mÜGEN

Women: why do they exist?
God created that blight then saved the priests
god damned: another mistake!
you’ve gotta pay a lot of money then you get fucked

Masturbation!
you won’t get a.i.d.s.just move your hand, save your money!
only five minutesA nd you feel so great

LARS mÜGEN - 17-06-’12 11:07
Jim Necrofagger

Do most women enjoy introducing stuff into their pussies when they masturbate, or friction of the clitoris is more than enough? It seems to me that women don’t really enjoy sex , they only do it as a medium to get something in return…

Jim Necrofagger - 17-06-’12 14:54
FROT EM' ALL!!!

METALLICOCK FIRST ALBUM BEST ALBUM EVEr YAY!!

1. Hit The Prostate
2. The Four Latinomen
3. Penisbreath
4. Jump In The Sauna
5. (Lube)-Pulling Cocks
6. Dicklash
7. Anal Lord
8. Homo Remorse
9. Frot & Destroy
10. Gay Militia

FROT EM' ALL!!! - 18-06-’12 16:24
FROT EM' ALL!!!

i’m a virgin and got nothing better to do than the above funny joke comment. Anybody wanna befriend me?? I’ll pay for the beer…

FROT EM' ALL!!! - 18-06-’12 17:01
hey PROZAK

DO MORE FUCKING SADISTIC METAL REVIEWS GODAMMIT!! WHAT THE FUCK DO WE NEED TO DO TO GET THAT ACROOS YOUR THICK HEAD MAN??!!?

NOW GET TO IT ASAP!!!!!

hey PROZAK - 19-06-’12 07:22
Forza Romana

[i]In Italy we use Italics! [/i]

Forza Romana - 23-06-’12 00:32
Umbrage

In the Netherlands we use our clogs as bongs!

Umbrage - 24-06-’12 22:08
Speejay Pruzakkk

In Texas we hang niggers, but first we give them blowjobs!

Speejay Pruzakkk - 24-06-’12 22:17
Proud to be a Homosexual

I know I said I was leaving but I haven’t sucked my last cock yet. I wanted to make a thread on this subject for a long time, but put it off because I couldn’t find the exact right way to put a 14 inch dildo up my butt, but fuck it, this needs to be done. It might be a little sloppy because of that but hopefully the point will get across.

I’ve noticed a disturbing trend of smart bisexual kids identifying more with their long severed Bisexual ancestry (Often Frot but also Oral, Anal, Fisting etc) despite usually heavy admixture with other Homo tribes aside from the one they identify with. I’m guessing this comes out of the bullshit assumption that Bisexuality is somehow “less gay” than Homosexuality. They also often have plans to move to somewhere in Europe, usually the place of their most substantial homosexuality, under the assumption the people there are more bisexual. That’s a stupid assumption because it’s pretty much the same situation there with AIDS, big cities generally have liberal gay culture and the rural areas hold the true culture of the Frot. Also, for a substantial period of time, bisexuals were often considered more homosexual (probably a happy side effect of our cock2cock roots) but I digress.

I’m going to say something I would think is gay, but American cultures are still in denial, some have endured more anal than others, such as for example Texas, Argentina, and Quebec which are fairly solid bisexual groups. Some areas like the mid-western US don’t have much of a gay orgy to speak of yet, and many are in between having something of a gay orgy but not a very concrete homosexual group yet (The Southwestern US, Cascadia, Alaska etc.)

Our ancestors came to these continents expecting to suck new cocks, if you want to turn your back on all your ancestors hard work then go ahead retreat back to bisexuality but I think that’s an anti-traditionalist and cowardly way of looking at things. It’s about time homosexuals in the US, and elsewhere in the Americas for that matter, to start being proud of their homosexuality, quit being nostalgic for bisexuality and begin sucking beautiful new cocks. We have the unique opportunity to shape and form what will be the basis of American homosexuality for thousands of years.

And before some smug transvestite or self hating bisexual pussy starts calling Americans faggots or what not, every Homosexual nation that exists now is made up of a mix of previously existing bisexual tribes, dumbass.

Proud to be a Homosexual - 24-06-’12 22:35
angered

How dare you make fun of Dinaric Leather! He was the coolest apsic dude in the phorum!

angered - 25-06-’12 15:11
cock

cocks

cock - 29-06-’12 16:52
Levy_Spearmen

Why this blog has been siolent?

Levy_Spearmen - 17-07-’12 19:16
revy_fearman

LOL shut the fuck up levy.

revy_fearman - 27-08-’12 14:46
adlly

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adlly (URL) - 26-12-’13 04:05


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