New reviews: BEHERIT, CIANIDE and Ejacula radio

17 06 11 - 06:54

Some new reading for y'all:



These made it to Examiner to keep that source alive; despite having terrible software, distant editors and mostly celebrity content, Examiner is a great place to promote metal and make it into mainstream news.

45 comments

Just an ANUS fan

Most excellent

Just an ANUS fan - 17-06-’11 07:55
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

I think ANUS should review these bands, they represent some of the best in modern metal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ56k-CmPec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHclSN6igrY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n38K_KCNgA

brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death - 17-06-’11 07:58
;lsdajds;

why don’t you make another blog post about how a well-developed person avoids being a lemming by conforming to the [fictional] "grand scheme" (lolwhut) and how the SHEEPLE, MAN just can’t see beauty in destruction

and don’t forget to pepper it with cloying folksy texan vernacular so you don’t come off and pretentious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;lsdajds; - 17-06-’11 09:03
FFFFF

“Dark Legions archive: … Dimmu Borgir”

FFFFF - 17-06-’11 09:06
non-dualistic hipster art-cunt

Andy Warhol was a sensitive man

non-dualistic hipster art-cunt - 17-06-’11 09:15
COCKS BE SUCKED!

BACK TO THE TRUTH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVySLfAtl_A

COCKS BE SUCKED! - 17-06-’11 09:18
@ brutal failure of christians, noble hessian virgin of deaf

Those bands all sound like Incantation and Demoncy ripoffs.

@ brutal failure of christians, noble hessian virgin of deaf - 17-06-’11 09:21
Radikult of Tireheb, Lord of All Nigger Cocks and Cum-oozing Holes

Why the f*** is Savitri Devi NOT included in the Heroes section of ANUS??

Kill the SEXaminer while listening to a full blast the new Morbid Angel album

GOOOJJIIIRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAARGHH

Radikult of Tireheb, Lord of All Nigger Cocks and Cum-oozing Holes - 17-06-’11 09:22
ghost of stalinism

hail DLA

ghost of stalinism - 17-06-’11 09:28
an artsy hipster voice from the deathcamp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiF1TXyaJvM

HAIL DARK LEGIONS ARCHIVE!!! SPAMARCHY FOREVER!!!

an artsy hipster voice from the deathcamp - 17-06-’11 09:34
Lautreamont was the FIRST black metaller in history

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9M2XsyH4UQ

HAIL AUGUSTO PINOCHET! HAIL FIDEL CASTRO! HAIL ABIMAEL GUZMAN!

HAIL DARK LEGIONS ARCHIVE! DEATH METAL / BLACK METAL FOREVER!

Lautreamont was the FIRST black metaller in history - 17-06-’11 09:38
a female student in an art school, 20 y.o., uses giant black dildo

ASOCIAL 1982: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ab_zdpLWs

makes “SCUM” 87 sound like a Disney tune

COCKS!

a female student in an art school, 20 y.o., uses giant black dildo - 17-06-’11 09:49
male chauvinist devil pig

YEARS before ildjarn there existed CHAOS Z:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2GICCjZdR8

male chauvinist devil pig - 17-06-’11 09:56
LOL YAY GO RADIKULT

DEMOCRACY FOREVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy7raTaggoE

LOL YAY GO RADIKULT - 17-06-’11 10:00
AIDS-infested paciFISTED Hollywood celebrity freedom fighter

GREEK METAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cC5Cu2Ir8Q

cocks! more cocks!

AIDS-infested paciFISTED Hollywood celebrity freedom fighter - 17-06-’11 10:07
artsy girl who buys velvet COCKoon on a vinyl while drinking french wine after masturbation

BEHEAD THEM ALL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGGeKtNUN04

artsy girl who buys velvet COCKoon on a vinyl while drinking french wine after masturbation - 17-06-’11 10:11
Global Swarming

Blast from the Ancient Past: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY_Uq0EOwBQ

Global Swarming - 17-06-’11 10:27
cuntinual

A female friend of mine pointed out that Brett Stevens is actually a bottom in gay porn films. Gotta pay the rent somehow, eh Brett?

cuntinual - 17-06-’11 10:31
porn industry mit uns

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Brettney Spears enjoys gagging on liberal cocks, doesn’t he?

But he’s also a death/black metal DJ and reviewer, so we may as well sell him to the Taliban in Afghanistan and continue our kumbaya and Opeth praising.

P.S. ONLY BLACK COCKS ARE GROWING HERE

porn industry mit uns - 17-06-’11 10:52
Troll over Beethoven

CIA-nide are a part of a wider conspiration which heads for Prozak’s enthronement for a president of all virgin 40 yo gays united under the hessian flag (yeah, the same flag with that GIANT camel asshole). Then Death Metal Shari’a law will be established and so fucken many cocks will appear on UFOs from the outher space that we’ll collapse in an eternal kumbaya goregasm.

And then – articles, many new articles posted here. On the cock topics, of course.

ANACRUSIS!

Troll over Beethoven - 17-06-’11 11:04
Crowdist Cumbaya on KPFT 90.1

what about this one?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4IS175qwMI

Crowdist Cumbaya on KPFT 90.1 - 17-06-’11 11:11
What black metal has come to.

http://vimeo.com/12218759

What black metal has come to. - 17-06-’11 13:17
not even joking, thumbs up dude

That Merrimack video was actually pretty good, thanks! The video was kinda gross at parts but a pretty good song!

not even joking, thumbs up dude - 17-06-’11 14:12
Bee Gees

Review these, anus faggots! Here’s your fucking complex orchestration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98gIxCe1zo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojAdAR2yoAw

Bee Gees - 17-06-’11 14:17
going out tonight, later fags

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDFmNgmaEe0

this video is fucked up

going out tonight, later fags - 17-06-’11 14:23
fagtube

This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Sorry about that.

fagtube - 17-06-’11 14:47
Levy_Spearmen

That shit was hella gay.

Levy_Spearmen - 17-06-’11 16:41
Blind Guardian is the worst shit ever!

I think I officially hate Blind Guardian. Thanks a lot fag! I never really payed them any mind but always knew Larry Ladonde was in the band. Now I remember he’s the fag who won’t up to the fact that he was in Possessed.

Fuck him! and double fuck Blind Guardian!

Blind Guardian is the worst shit ever! - 17-06-’11 17:42
Robert Ritual

Looks like you’re loosing your followers huh Prozak? Sorry to see nobody respects you. Figures. Back then you made a living by talking shit about bands like us, and now look at you, everyone mocks you! Sorry dude, it was justa matte of time.

Robert Ritual - 17-06-’11 18:49
herpaderp

@female art school student
Asocial is the tits.

herpaderp - 17-06-’11 20:39
STOP THE FELLATIO MADNESS

STOP SUCKING SO MUCH DICK !!

STOP THE FELLATIO MADNESS - 17-06-’11 20:50
Robert Ritual

my band sucks lol

Robert Ritual - 17-06-’11 20:55
THE JESUS

IT’S NOT CALLEDTHRASH METAHL”, IT’S SPEED METAL!!!

HERE YOU GO FUCKERS, YOU CAN FOLLOW THE LINK TO READ HOW “BACK IN THE DAY” THE TERM SPEED METAL WAS USED TO REFER TO BANDS NOW REFERED TO AS THRASH METAL.

http://sendbackmystamps.org/2011/03/22/adversity-zine-5-november-1990/show-reviews/

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE WHERE THEY REFER TO BANDS LIKE METALLICA, TESTAMENT AS SPEED METAL AND THRASH FOR PUNK/CROSSOVER. FOLLOW THE LINK AND READ FOR YOURSELVES FUCKERS!!!

http://sendbackmystamps.org/2011/03/22/adversity-zine-5-november-1990/new-zealand-scene-report/

THE JESUS - 17-06-’11 21:20
a non-hipster burzum fan

I look around me and all I see is hipsters, I look in the mirror and I’ll be damned if they’re not there as well. What are we to do about this? When hipsters infest the streets, sleep with our wives, sell drugs to our children, the answer is simple: hipster concentration camps. We’ll round them up and force them to listen to true metal like Burzum until they are cured. Hipsters begone!

a non-hipster burzum fan - 18-06-’11 00:58
cynical aging bald guy whose dickhair is turning grey, goddamn I feel awful

Nobody cares about how you name subgenres. Kids just wanna buy, bands just wanna sell. By the time you’re done explaining why it’s speed metal and not thrash metal little Johnny will be all grown up and selling his Megadeth cd’s on ebay. And he’ll be advertising them as thrash metal classics because he just doesn’t feel like going through all the trouble. He’ll just want to sell them to the next clueless “metal fan” as fast as possible so he can fill his fridge with beer again. Metal fandom is a like a forest fire that burns out people while spreading to new victims leaving nothing but scorched earth in the form of abused and decayed minds. Wasted lives indeed. You could have been a doctor Johnny, hell you could have been president! But instead you ended up as a gas station attendant. What a fucking waste.

cynical aging bald guy whose dickhair is turning grey, goddamn I feel awful - 18-06-’11 01:04
WHEN THE COCKS GO MARCHING IN

FIX YOUR BUTTS WITH THAT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGEHwaryI7E

WHEN THE COCKS GO MARCHING IN - 18-06-’11 01:55
islamicist cock beyond the

THIS NEW CANNIBAL CORPSE TRACK IS FUCKEN EXCELLENT!!! DIE VIJAY!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSYrD9cIQ74

islamicist cock beyond the "i/me/mine" mentality - 18-06-’11 01:58
momley cruel

more severed cocks, many more!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4XtML10i4

momley cruel "cocks, cocks, cocks" - 18-06-’11 02:15
Mikael Asskerplunkfeldtgoodthefirst time

The Big Four don’t want to admit that without METH, they would sound like TANK and BLITZKRIEG.

Only OPETH is true. My arms, your ass.

Mikael Asskerplunkfeldtgoodthefirst time (Email ) - 18-06-’11 05:02
Buttzum

I personally asked James Hetfield what kind of metal this was called in 1983. His reply was “Power Metal in 1983, but by 1984 everyone started calling it Thrash Metal”. So there you fucking go, faggot. The inventor of Thrash Metal himself telling you that is has always been called Thrash, and nowadays that’s all that it’s known by.

Buttzum - 18-06-’11 10:07
then who was phone

If you asked him that in 83, how the fuck would he know what it was called in 84? Did he just make that up on the spot?

then who was phone - 18-06-’11 20:34
speed metal

@ Buttzum

Was that before you were sucking his cock or after he was cumming in your face? Thrash metal is just like “symphonic metal”, a misnomer used by clueless fans like you. Except of course you’re gay. You only think about cock, juicy fat cock.

speed metal - 19-06-’11 08:28
speed metal = helloween, '80s riot, thrash metal = metallica, exodus, learn the difference fags

When a “misnomer” is used by everyone, including the people who matter, it kind of becomes the de facto standard, champ. It’s like saying “rock” only applies to bands from the 50s, utterly fucking retarded.

speed metal = helloween, '80s riot, thrash metal = metallica, exodus, learn the difference fags - 19-06-’11 17:56
even metal-archives says Helloween is power metal

Shut up faggot.

even metal-archives says Helloween is power metal - 20-06-’11 01:25
Speed vs Thrash

That’s right Helloween is Power Metal not speedmetal! However it’s also true that nowadays everyone uses the term Thrash for bands like Metallica to Slayer but back in the early 80’s Thrash was also used by Punkers to describe the faster grinding Hardcore Punk styled bands (now Crossover).

Speed Metal originally used to describe bands like Metallica, Anthrax but soon this term was over-run by “Thrash Metal”. So in asense, both factions are “right” the Anus types and the “rest of the world”! Me thinks.

Speed vs Thrash - 20-06-’11 10:07


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