The new Morbid Angel

09 06 11 - 09:22

No review of the new Morbid Angel is enclosed here; by the time you read to the end, you'll know why.

First supposition: there's no point wallowing in what you hate.

Second supposition: if a linear trend toward worse is in existence, it is most likely that the most recent products are bad.

Combine those two.

Morbid Angel was a great and promising band for the first three albums because they were cruising on the strength of material they wrote in their lean and hungry days. By lean and hungry days, I mean their time in Tampa, working in a car wash, living together in the same house, doing an assload of drugs and most importantly, writing and playing the material that would be on the first album. As in, playing it over and over again until they got it right. This is a lot like what Slayer did in the early days.

Abominations of Desolation was a great album, but a bit disorganized. Mike Browning offered creative and prescient material; David Vincent acted like an MBA or business manager, cutting it down to the bare essence. As a result, Altars of Madness and the non-frufru parts of Blessed Are the Sick are pure power and come across without any fat on them. Having reached a degree of musical maturity, they knocked out Covenant ...but just barely. The instrumental was convenient, many of the other tracks were ideas capitalized on from rejected earlier songs, they threw in an incongruous cover of "Angel of Disease" and wrote a few new songs that were powerful but not connected as a unit like those on the first two albums.

That was their great creative output.

Do you really need someone to bash the albums after that?

Let's try this: once you enter the music industry, someone else owns your rectum. They own the right to open it up and put something into it. The reason for this is that musicians are as a whole sloppy people who don't read contracts, refuse to understand business, and pretend that this stuff doesn't matter in order to compensate.

As a result, they're ripe for picking by the music industry. There's no point blaming the music industry; in fact, they're the heroes here because they are taking the output of dramatic, over-self-indulgent, narcissistic perpetual adolescents and shaping it into a product so those same quasi-functional people can continue existing. However, as a result, they take over the role of parent... and have to remind the musicians to make output.

In the meantime, the musicians are looking at the market. Death metal sells fifty thousand records; Pantera, Slayer, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Megadeth, Tool, Primus, Rage Against the Machine, Nirvana, Mudhoney and Sonic Youth sell millions of records. That's what the market looked like in 1995. So with some urging from the record label, bands change. Here they make a fatal mistake: their fans like them because they're not Nirvana/Pantera, and trying to be something you're not is a good way to become an inferior copy of it. (The correct response at this point is to make your albums more technical, more passionate and more realistic, but that's difficult and requires you to NOT buy the comfy townhouse, but go back to the shitty day job at the car wash and living in a house together, making music. You have to give your life to it, for the most part. Sure, maybe you could live elsewhere in a townhouse, but each step into comfort puts you further from being able to knock off work and race home, looking forward to jamming all night and getting the music really right. Not the product -- the music. But I digress.)

A lot of death metal bands, about 1994, realized they were kissing cousins of the Nirvana/Pantera/Tool crowd, and that if those guys were making an assload of money, maybe the death metal bands could too, if they just changed a bit. They changed, became inferior copies of the others, and promptly stepped out of the history books. Had they just kept making quality music, they would have lived in shitty housing for another seven years, then suddenly had an Introduction to Microeconomics moment: when you have seven albums out, and they're all really good, you don't sell as many records as Pantera does with one album, but you have a constant stream of fans who see you as "the real deal" and while they buy fewer albums, they buy consistently. And they buy all of the albums, so your first album charts about the same as your most recent. (This was proven by Metallica, before they went fluff, having all four of their albums and one EP in the top 200.)

With all that in mind, you know what happened to Morbid Angel. It must've been ugly: lots of fighting over trivial stuff, lots of negotiating about contracts they never read before they signed them, lots of hatred between band members blaming each other for the failure. And almost no time spent thinking about the music, about making music that they (Morbid Angel) would be really excited to hear, not think was on par with whatever Tool or Pantera were puking out at the time.

Do you really want a review of the new Morbid Angel? Formulas Fatal to the Flesh was good; everything else has been a failure. Domination tried to combine grunge, Pantera and death metal; Heretic was pure Pantera-doing-Tool; the live album was decent but everyone wanted to hear Brunelle solos on the older stuff; Gateways to Annihilation was just confused between styles, and now there' s a new one, which most likely continues this progression.

We're not looking at a musical entity called Morbid Angel anymore; we're looking at a business. This business succeeds by hoodwinking teenage morons into buying trendy crap. This is a workable business model only because our society values morons, protects them, and wants to ensure that we're all equal so the morons drown out the smart people. The guys in Morbid Angel agree with this. However, right now, they either puke out another commercialish album and capitalism on the raped necrophile whore of their good name, or they go back to working at the car wash.

What would you do?

Yeah, I thought so.

by Steve Brettens, Lontinuak, Pijay Vrozak and L.M. Hencken

107 comments

Lv 18 Julius Eevee ⚣

What kinda assload of drugs are we talking about here? African or European drug mule? Colon cargo capacity differs drastically between Negroid and Caucasoid carriers I am told.

Lv 18 Julius Eevee ⚣ - 09-06-’11 09:39
woah

Illud Divinum InsANUS

woah - 09-06-’11 09:43
am I smart yet?

Hey guys, I think I might buy a book today!

am I smart yet? - 09-06-’11 09:45
Spinerda Kozak

The last time I read something it was a thin booklet called “Schopenhauer in 20 minutes”
I felt ashamed afterwards because it actually took me 20 minutes to read it…

Spinerda Kozak - 09-06-’11 09:50
typical ANUS thought process - chill out bro, everythings relative

I AM SUPERIOR

ALL IS INFERIOR

IN COMPARISON TO ME

typical ANUS thought process - chill out bro, everythings relative - 09-06-’11 09:50
kontinual jokes

Q: Did you know why Kontinual hasn’t read a book in two weeks?
A: Because he broke his index finger!

Get it? He reads with his finger! Hahaha!

kontinual jokes - 09-06-’11 09:59
Levy_Spearmen

LAWL ANUS BLOGPOST TAKES ANUS BLOGPOST TROLLS SERIOUSLY LAWL ANUS BLOGPOST = ANUS BLOGPOST TROLLS LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL!

Levy_Spearmen - 09-06-’11 09:59
Levy_Spearmen

Oh yeah. Vijay Prozak is just the Plato of ANUS. There is no Vijay Prozak except that we are him. We are many, we are one.

Levy_Spearmen - 09-06-’11 10:03
LEvy FAn! #1!!

LOL YAY GO LEVY!!!!

LEvy FAn! #1!! - 09-06-’11 10:04
Br00tal Tr00f

moar like teh anus of Plato, am I rite?

Br00tal Tr00f - 09-06-’11 10:05
Lv 18 Julius Eevee ⚣

LOL ANUS IS LEGION amirite levy xD

Lv 18 Julius Eevee ⚣ - 09-06-’11 10:06
Metal Nigger

Morbid Angel’s compositional style is merely a rehash of what Possessed and Death did. Also, I suck cocks.

Metal Nigger - 09-06-’11 10:07
former intellectual hessian

Screw this shit, I’m gonna go watch that X-Men movie now and eat my pizza.

former intellectual hessian - 09-06-’11 10:07
post your IQ

Yo, I got my IQ tested a year ago. Shits only 103-108

fuckin’ rigged exam IMO

Plus, the lady administering the exam was extremely sexy, making it difficult to concentrate. My mind kept on wandering…if you get what am talking about’

she even tried flirting with me…but I was far too embarrassed and uncomfortable

I guess I’m an uptight prude.

but she was like 30, and smokin’ hot. older women can be very arousing to me. perhaps it’s a Freudian thing.

but like, full, delicious lips, gorgeous cheek/facial structure, luxurious hair, and breasts. Ahh yes my anusians, breasts.

bitch fucked up my test….

but i’m probably only a 110 ish….

=(

please don’t sterilize/murder me.

even though I agree with the premise of that idea.

shits lame.

poop/

post your IQ - 09-06-’11 10:09
still better then you...

What ever, i’m still more superior to every one else because I can understand the aesthetic BEAUTY and INTELLECTUAL MASTERY of classics like Massacra’s FINAL HOLOCAUST. Plus I like, read hessian.org dude.

still better then you... - 09-06-’11 10:14
Levy_Spearmen

Anyone know any free IQ tests that are online? I need to know how much more better I am than you.

Levy_Spearmen - 09-06-’11 10:26
Head Ov Metal

I BLAME BATH SALTS!

Head Ov Metal (Email ) - 09-06-’11 10:36
kid

Levy is just a big bully.

kid - 09-06-’11 10:42
Lv 18 Julius Eevee ⚣

Whoa whoa whoa there is no evidence 6 million were thoroughly refreshed by means of Nazi bath salts

Lv 18 Julius Eevee ⚣ - 09-06-’11 10:46
Go Nuclear Blast!

Blame piracy, blame ANUS audiofile section.

Go Nuclear Blast! - 09-06-’11 11:08
Support it and contribute as much as you can.

ANUS audiofile…the best thing on the internet.

Support it and contribute as much as you can. - 09-06-’11 11:26
Tool fan

A lot of Tool. Why?

What’s coming through is alive.
What’s holding up is a mirror.
But what’s singing songs is a snake
Looking to turn this piss to wine.

They’re both totally void of hate,
But killing me just the same.

The snake behind me hisses
What my damage could have been.
My blood before me begs me
Open up my heart again.

And I feel this coming over like a storm again.
Considerately.

Venomous voice, tempts me,
Drains me, bleeds me,
Leaves me cracked and empty.
Drags me down like some sweet gravity.

The snake behind me hisses
What my damage could have been.
My blood before me begs me
Open up my heart again.

And I feel this coming over like a storm again.

I am too connected to you to
Slip away, to fade away.
Days away I still feel you
Touching me, changing me,
And considerately killing me.

Without the skin,
Beneath the storm,
Under these tears
The walls came down.

And the snake is drowned and
As I look in his eyes,
My fear begins to fade
Recalling all of those times.

I could have cried then.
I should have cried then.

And as the walls come down and
As I look in your eyes
My fear begins to fade
Recalling all of the times
I have died
and will die.
It’s all right.
I don’t mind.

I am too connected to you to
Slip away, to fade away.
Days away I still feel you
Touching me, changing me,

And considerately killing me.

Tool fan - 09-06-’11 11:29
Kontinual Adventures

Kontinual is taking a shower right? So he calls on Pijay Vrozak.
“Hey Pijay can you fetch me the shampoo bottle?” Pijay responds:
“But there’s a bottle next to you “. Kontinual says: “Yeah man but this shampoo is for dry hair and I already got mine wet”.

Someone told Kontinual that his girl friend was getting fucked by his best friend… so he killed his dog.

So Kontinual walks past a mirror store and sees his reflection on the store display. This baffles him and keeps him wondering all day long: “where have I seen that guy before?” Late at night while lying on his bed, his head spinning trying to remember the guy, he finally remembers the familiar face. “I got it, it’s the same guy that cuts his hair in front of me everytime I go to the barbershop!”

So Kontinual, Conservationist and Steve Brettens are chatting about what would they do if they were NASA scientists. Conservationist says: “I’d send a space ship to Mercury to study
its atmosphere”. Steve Brettens says: “I´d send a spaceship to the Moon to study its soil”.
Kontinual says: “I’d send a space ship directly to the Sun”… abruptly interrupted by his buddies:
“but the ship would burn” they say. Kontinual replies: “Well I’m not that stupid to send the space ship in the middle of the day!”

On his trip to India, Kontinual insisted on buying a TV set before he’d come back to the USA. “What, they don’t have TVs on the US?” Cargést asked him. Kontinual says: “Duh yeah, but I like the shows from here better”.

stayed tuned for more Kontinual Adventures!

Kontinual Adventures - 09-06-’11 12:42
fucks sake, it's only 12:52 pm and I have allready had a huge breakfast and semi-lunch...

I haven’t slept in 24 hours so my leptin is all out of wack….

I just want to eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat.

So I will smoke some cigs and listen to BLACK FUNERAL to curb this hunger madness of mine….

fucks sake, it's only 12:52 pm and I have allready had a huge breakfast and semi-lunch... - 09-06-’11 12:53
Super Nigger

Dude, I’m so depressed about the shittiness of the new Morbid Angel album. I know now that metal sucks and I was just wasting my time. I’m gonna throw out all my metal CDs and buy a new TV and then play video games all day. Oh yeah, I read Schopenhauer e’ryday, he told me that public healthcare is wrong!!!

Super Nigger - 09-06-’11 13:26
ANUS SOLD OUT!!

The new Amebix single is shitty and ANUS Boss Niggers are sucking its dick! Now defending the shitty Morbid Angel!

ANUS SOLD OUT!! - 09-06-’11 14:00
lol

lol, you idiots seriously fucking think “oh noez the music industry controls everything, the new morbid sucks because some guy in a suit said it should sound like that”? Are you fucking mentally retarded in addition to being autists? If anything Trey is one of the few people in death metal who at least plays whatever the fuck he wants. You think morbid is trying to get some mass appeal with their shitty new sound? Nope, it’s just Trey wanking and losing his edge.

Have you considered that even the old albums always fucking sucked and it’s complete garbage? Maybe you liked this shit when you were 14, so did the band, but they grew up. You didn’t. Morbid Angel and death metal have always been fucking jokes, nothing to even consider seriously in a musical discussion, at least not for people who aren’t masochists and into trying to pretend their music could beat up the next guy’s music in “my dad could beat up your dad” fashion…

Enjoy your penile virginity.

lol - 09-06-’11 14:27
Roldobrobro

In case you didn’t notice, they mocked people with the mindset you described in the above blogpost. Also, internet is serious business.

Roldobrobro - 09-06-’11 14:38
Noble hessian warrior of death

FUCK OFF, MORBID ANGEL ARE GODS AND EVERYONE WITH MUSICAL TASTE KNOWS THAT. GO SUCK ON YOUR MOTHER’S DICK, COCKSUCKING HOMOFAG TURD!!!!!!

Noble hessian warrior of death - 09-06-’11 15:08
Levy_Spearmen

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.

Levy_Spearmen - 09-06-’11 15:20
Ya freakin' jerk!

“Enjoy your penile virginity.”

Hrmph, maybe I will!

Ya freakin' jerk! - 09-06-’11 15:21
Spielberg

kontinual adventures, genius! I will make a movie about that one!

Spielberg - 09-06-’11 15:33
Schopenhauer

Who needs virginity when there’s anuses to bang? At least the guys in Dimmu Borgir understand the joys of homosex.

Schopenhauer - 09-06-’11 15:35
gaymen

This new ASPHYX song is banging’

gaymen - 09-06-’11 15:53
Muppet Mcgoo

i heard that kontinual and pijay vrozak are fuck buddies. and the guy from the band ritual, robert ritual made pijay vrozak run away like a puss scared to get beaten up. i once saw morbid angel and trey said they would never sell out like metallica, the crowd laughed. I like sticking stuff up my rectum, but if i stick things that are too big, i get the hicups. (hicup)waaa (hicup) waaa

Muppet Mcgoo - 09-06-’11 16:14
Ku Klux Kocksucker

Admit it, Conservationist, you’re a dirty nigger. A big smelly ape with big lips and nappy hair. Have you been sucking David Vincent’s cock for cocaine?

Ku Klux Kocksucker - 09-06-’11 16:34
Cockservationist

The cocaine was just a fringe benefit.

Cockservationist (Email ) (URL) - 09-06-’11 17:54
Kontinual Aventures

Pijay Vrozak, Conservationist and Kontinual were arguing about how dumb their wives are. Pijay says: “My wife is so dumb she bought a Mercedes and she doesn’t even know how to drive.” Conservationist says: “My wife is so dumb she bought the whole Encyclopedia Britannica and she doesn’t even know how to read”. Kontinual steps forward and proudly claims: “Well, my wife is the dumbest of all, before she left to the bar I checked her purse and she had bought two packs of condoms, and she doesn’t even have a penis!”

A black ghetto pharmacist goes to a pet store to buy a pet for his newly opened drug store. “Yo gimme the smartest animal in da house”. The store clerk hands him an Amazon parrot. “An old customer just returned the parrot to me, he says he talks too much, he ran a gay-whore house or something”. The black pharmacist pays for the animal and takes it to his recently opened store. Once inside the store the parrot stares at the surroundings and goes: “new whore house, new whore house!”
Two big black thugs walk in to the store to buy a pack extra large condoms. The parrot looks at them and he goes: “new man-whores, new man-whores!” The black thugs laugh followed by Kontinual going into the store. “Same customers, same customers, hi Kontinual”, the parrot ushered a loud squawk.

So story goes, Kontinual is happily married and is father of two beautiful girls. Problem is, he always wanted to have a son, without any luck. So after 9 months of diligently trying, his wife finally gave birth to a healthy son. Kontinual overjoyed ran to the hospital to meet his newborn but at first sight he
was shocked, it was the ugliest baby he had ever seen in his life! Suspsciouly Kontinual looked at his wife. “There’s no way this horrid child is my son, look at my other two beautiful girls, have you cheated on me”, he asked seemingly concerned. “Honey I swear to God, this time I didn’t”, she enthused.

Kontinual Aventures - 09-06-’11 18:57
Levy_Spearmen

BOOOOO! YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AT THE FIRST! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Levy_Spearmen - 09-06-’11 19:39
MilitantIdiotCrusher

I’m so glad the juvenalia of the comments section is still alive after my absence.

MilitantIdiotCrusher - 09-06-’11 19:43
Constipationist

Need to tone it down on the pasta.

Constipationist - 09-06-’11 20:01
Wise up, kid.

Levy:

You are RUDE, immature, and very unpleasant.

Wise up, kid. - 09-06-’11 20:02
niggaz wanna try (whut)

Levy is a faggot, these Kontinual jokes are hilarious though. Kontinual’s a faggot and I’ve seen him get shut down and backpedal multiple times. Did the guy making them get butthurt for being banned from the ‘Hall or some shit?

niggaz wanna try (whut) - 09-06-’11 20:57
Be nice to him. How would you fell if you were in HIS shoes?

Levy is a ticking time bomb.

Be nice to him. How would you fell if you were in HIS shoes? - 09-06-’11 21:07
Kontinual

Hai guys, you are all making jokes about me and it ain’t fair, it ain’t mah fault I’m a nigger and mah momma smoked a whole lotta crack when she be pregnant. Metal is ok, but mah real passion in life be makin’ interracial gay porn. Any you fellas wanna backdoor delivery of mah special love milk?

Kontinual - 09-06-’11 21:08
Niggerocalypse

LOL WUT

Niggerocalypse - 09-06-’11 21:08
scientist

ANUS blog trolls…what a bizarre phenomena.

scientist - 09-06-’11 21:28
iepqwe

The reason there’s no new MA review is because unlike the last Behemoth, everyone knows it’s crap, oand anus needed to figure out how to pretend to be iconoclastic

iepqwe - 09-06-’11 21:58
derp

“Domination tried to combine grunge, Pantera and death metal; Heretic was pure Pantera-doing-Tool”

Hahaha, bullshit. Either fuck your cousin less and clean your ears, or back this up. Not everything you don’t like is immediately grunge or metalcore.

derp - 09-06-’11 22:05
CockSucker

David Vincent has nice nipples and yes I like to play with them. Also like sucking his cock and tickling his scrotum and happily swallowing his joocy cum. But the new Morbid Angel shows heterosexual influences, it’s too macho and I am a bitch. Has Vinny betrayed his cocksucking fans? He smelt like fish the last time he spat in my mouth… :(

CockSucker - 09-06-’11 22:11
born after 1987

Man, the new Morbid Angel sucks AND I’m still a virgin. I bet in the nineties my life would have been so much better.

born after 1987 - 09-06-’11 23:40
spinal blowjob

levy_spearman becomes a gladiator. while the gladiators are preparing for battle in the bullpen, the emperor announces that the first man to bleed will be thrown into the lions den. levy_spearman, who was sprayed by a skunk and decided to take a tomato bath before roll call, smirks. "sounds like another walk in the park. pretty soon i’ll have tons of hot guys pretending i’m russell crow while they fill my loose virgin ear canals with that fat titan dick" he says in between big mouthfuls of cherries, finishing up his fingerpaint interpretation of the cover of The Red in the Sky is Ours.

the president gives levy_spearman the key to the control panel that launches all the nuclear warheads in the US. "oh and levy, i expect to see you in the lincoln bedroom at 2200 hours. arrive nude and erect as we discussed, no eye contact…daddy’s been hungry for that little white ass all day." the president says as he leaves the room. after a long and intense 30 seconds of deciding between black authoritarian dick and global annihilation, levy decides the only way to go out is in a blaze of fire. he turns the key. everyone dies.

spinal blowjob - 10-06-’11 01:15
Kontinual Jokes

How do you recognize Kontinual on a classroom?
A: He’s the only one that when the teacher cleans the chalkboard, he erases what’s on his notebook.

Why does Kontinual prefers rounded windows?
A: To let the sun in.

Why did Kontinual’s wife jumped from an 8 story-high building?
A: She was trying her new menstrual pads with protective wings.

Why does Kontinual put ice on top of his TV set?
A: He’s trying to freeze an image.

Why does Kontinual put a ladder on the beach?
A: to make the tide go up.

Kontinual was trying to impregnate his wife with twins, what did he do?
A: he made two holes on the condom.

So Kontinual goes out for a drive. He turns on the radio andhears an alarmed trafficbroadcaster go: “Please be careful there’s an idiot driving the wrong way on 86”. Kontinuallooks out the car window and says: “not just one, they’re hundreds!”

Kontinual Jokes - 10-06-’11 06:02
Truth

“Man, the new Morbid Angel sucks AND I’m still a virgin. I bet in the nineties my life would have been so much better.”

Yeah, it would have. You wouldn’t have had the internet or MP3s to suck you into the world of shitty metal.

That aside though, even back then death metal was a joke and any woman worth fucking automatically filtered out metal losers.

Truth - 10-06-’11 06:38
death metal has always been a joke

The funniest thing is that it took like 8 years for this album to come out. The length of the Bush era. Think about that, where you were at the start of Bush’s ascension.

death metal has always been a joke - 10-06-’11 06:44
Levy Spears

LEAVE MORBID ANGEL ALONE!!! WAAAHHHHHH

Levy Spears - 10-06-’11 07:07
born after 1987

At the start of the Bush ascension I was 12 years old and still listening to Korn and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It’s not fair that I was born too late! I missed out on all the great days of metal! I would have been such a cooler guy in the nineties! But yeah, at least I can use the internet now to download mp3’s from blogs and visit entertaining metal websites that tell me what I want to hear. But you shouldn’t complain about that, back in the nineties you were probably trading Metallica tapes and reading Kerrang! magazine. So maybe I missed out some stuff, and maybe I’ll never understand when older metalheads laugh at me when I say that Satyricon is great atmospheric black metal, and maybe listening to DSBM was a mistake (I recently traded all my Xasthur cd’s for an obscure LLN tape so you can’t hold that against me anymore) but goddammit it’s not like I could decide when I was born! I think some of you people are just being ageist when you accuse me of being a childish snob who doesn’t know shit about metal. I mean we all visit the same websites so what makes you so much better than me?
If only I was born just a few years earlier so I could have at least liked Cradle of Filth when their classic “Dusk and Her Embrace” was released. I bet people would take me more serious then!

born after 1987 - 10-06-’11 08:39
nuff said

@ born after 1987

I am the master of your rectum, that means you bend over, you take my earnest 7” and say thank you my lord.

nuff said - 10-06-’11 08:58
born after 1987

Is that you daddy? How did you find this website? I thought you only liked old metal like Motörhead and Reo Speedwagon…

born after 1987 - 10-06-’11 09:21
Levy_Spearmen

FUCK!

Levy_Spearmen - 10-06-’11 09:24
Levy_Spearmen

YOU!

Levy_Spearmen - 10-06-’11 09:28
@Truth

The fact that you only see music in a social way and think only a “metal person” can listen to Morbid Angel* shows you’re a projecting virgin nerd who was once an awkward metalhead, and you think you’ve “grown out of it” by getting into “indie” that was getting stale in the 90s

  • I like jazz but some metal can hit the spot too
@Truth - 10-06-’11 09:29
@Truth

Also asterisks automatically make bulletpoints, huh.

@Truth - 10-06-’11 09:31
Levy_Spearmen

ANUS taught me how to regulate my bowels. Corrupt would give me that kind of treatment. FUCK YOU ALEX BIRCH!

Levy_Spearmen - 10-06-’11 09:36
Levy_Spearmen

WOAH WOAH WOAH! I MEANT TO SAY CORRUPT WOULD not GIVE ME THAT KIND OF TREATMENT!

Levy_Spearmen - 10-06-’11 09:36
1349

Azagthoth is a solipsist cubed. Just read the nuaseating Heretic booklet… And he praises Obama.

1349 - 10-06-’11 10:40
Spike Lee

Oh hush Levy_Spearmen, we all know what kind of treatment you like. Now bend over you filthy whore! It’s time to stretch your cornhole with my big black cock again!

Spike Lee - 10-06-’11 10:46
Levy_Spearmen

Clearyly you are an undeducated prole, everyone at this blog is int the end, a worthless waste of oxygen. I am tired of people attacking me, I shall leave this blog forever.

Levy_Spearmen - 10-06-’11 10:51
Levy_Spearmen

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

Levy_Spearmen - 10-06-’11 10:59
birdbrain

I never understood why people call me birdbrain. What’s it supposed to mean? That I have a bird in my brain or something? People are so dumb!

birdbrain - 10-06-’11 11:04
@1349

Yup. He’s thoughtful, but honestly not very intelligent or tasteful.

@1349 - 10-06-’11 11:20
Levy_Spearmen

Wow! Shamwow! It’s like I’m attacking and defending myself at once!

Levy_Spearmen - 10-06-’11 12:53
tiny midget

@ Levy_Spearmen

Where’s your mother?, you didn’t even mind when I left her pregnant. Are you taking good care of her? If she needs more tiny dick be sure to give me a call ok son?

tiny midget - 10-06-’11 15:02
Levy FAn! #1!!

DON“T LEACE ME LEVY!!!!!

Levy FAn! #1!! - 10-06-’11 15:53
Trauco

Nice work! THIS is in what you people truly excel. Cheers!

Trauco - 10-06-’11 16:26
Levy_Spearmen's mom

I need more tiny dick! I love tiny midget’s tiny dick because I have such a small vagina. Giving birth to Levy was like shitting out a bowling ball!

Levy_Spearmen's mom - 10-06-’11 16:34
stop.

tiny midget is not a funny meme.

stop. - 10-06-’11 16:40
niggggggger

I want to hear Brett’s badass gated-community-metal band, sometimes he rocks the camo cargo shorts instead of the standard beige when he’s feeling daring and blasting slayer on his headphones while he mows the yard (he mows his own yard to look primitive and manly tough)

niggggggger - 10-06-’11 17:52
Best metal band ever.

Averse Sefira

Best metal band ever. - 10-06-’11 17:56
poopdreams

Last night I dreamt I was in a whirling pool of yellow water, and yellow rain descended upon me. I was trying desperately to stay above the surface and I realized I was a poop in a toilet and someone was pooping and pissing! Then I heard a flushing noise and I was mercilessly plunged underwater but just then I woke up screaming and sweating.

What could this dream mean?

poopdreams - 10-06-’11 19:17
answer

It means you desperately need more nigger cock in your rectum.

answer - 10-06-’11 20:01
girlfriend seeker

I WANT TO FIND LOVEE!!!

girlfriend seeker - 10-06-’11 21:48
bug seeker

I WANT AN STD SO I CAN FEEL SPECIAL!!!

bug seeker - 10-06-’11 22:29
not_anonymous

SERIOUSLY?? DOES THIS STILL MEANS YOU GUYS AREN’T GOING TO PUT A REVIEW OF THE LATEST MORBID ANGEL ABOMINATION…?FUCK! ‘ANUS’ IS SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN

not_anonymous - 10-06-’11 22:52
girl in supermarket came up to me and started a conversation but I THOUGHT I had to act all cool and alpha.....so I failed.

I want a girlfriend so bad…

girl in supermarket came up to me and started a conversation but I THOUGHT I had to act all cool and alpha.....so I failed. - 10-06-’11 23:00
Trey Azagthoth

I demand a review too! Do you know how many hours we spent just trying to come up with those catchy song titles?

Trey Azagthoth - 10-06-’11 23:05
David Vincent

Yeah, you promised you would give us a good review in return for getting fucked by Kontinual and his big black cock. My ass is still sore…

David Vincent - 11-06-’11 00:08
Pete Sandoval

Kontinual was rather unpleasant towards me. He fucked me so hard I broke my back. Fucker didn’t even give me a reach around!!!

Pete Sandoval - 11-06-’11 00:23
Tim Yeung

Burp.

Woah, that Kontinual sure can dish out a big jizz load….

Tim Yeung - 11-06-’11 00:25
Anus faN #1 LOL YAY!

In the name of satan….I condom this image of god…

I AM THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anus faN #1 LOL YAY! - 11-06-’11 01:40
I only listen to Morbid Angel ironically nigger! And I'm not racist I only say Nigger ironically!! lol

NEW AGE FUN with a VINTAGE FEEL!!! lol

I only listen to Morbid Angel ironically nigger! And I'm not racist I only say Nigger ironically!! lol - 11-06-’11 04:17
Pete

Leave me out of this. I tried to convince Tray not to release this turd of an album but the truth is he can’t live without David’s ass. :/

Pete "Commando" Sandoval - 11-06-’11 04:23
David 'Badcock' Vincent

I SHOOT A LOAD IN UR MOMMAS ASS BEEATCH

David 'Badcock' Vincent (Email ) - 11-06-’11 04:27
Spasticus Autisticus

The people on these threads, they do talk a serious amount of babble.

Spasticus Autisticus (Email ) - 11-06-’11 04:29
Tray (aka George Emmanuel III)

Dude new Devil May Cry is gonna be soooo sick man can’t wait!!!!!

PS. Come by David, I’m so fucking horny.

Tray (aka George Emmanuel III) - 11-06-’11 04:32
Trey

Fuck’s sake, I can’t even spell “Trey”, let alone my last name.

Trey - 11-06-’11 04:36
Kontinual is relative

Kontinual doesn’t even exist! It’s a product of your imagination, just like these letters your’re reading are not real.

Kontinual is relative - 11-06-’11 08:31
Kontinual is a relative of mine

Kontinual does exist, he’s sitting next to me right now. And no, I’m not sucking his cock.

Kontinual is a relative of mine - 11-06-’11 08:43
1349

“or they go back to working at the car wash.”

…Not necessarily. It would be enough if they realized that the world and their own country are declining and started fixing the situation. By creating & spreading the RIGHT kind of music. When you work at a car wash, you hardly have many possibilities for propaganda…

1349 - 11-06-’11 09:41
Miller

It’s like they’re all getting hung up on the specifics, man.

Miller - 11-06-’11 09:49
David 'Badcock' Vincent

I GONNA TEAR YO ASS LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE FLY BOY

David 'Badcock' Vincent - 11-06-’11 09:50
Adolf Snarn

//chomp// //chomp// hrnm hrnm..,/,/,/,/,//,/,,/,/, definitely/./, a ‘;.,./,.homosexual

Adolf Snarn - 11-06-’11 11:30
Levy_Spearmen

Hey, what’s up?
:)

Levy_Spearmen - 11-06-’11 12:46
Kerry King

Devil May Cry is a shitty series. Wake me up when Gears of War 3 comes out.

Kerry King - 11-06-’11 15:36
Levy_Spearmen

Nah, bra, get this game: http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/.

Levy_Spearmen - 11-06-’11 18:06
stop embarrassing yourselves

“Domination tried to combine grunge, Pantera and death metal”

What a fucking bizarre description. Grunge? Holy fucking shit you people are stupid.

stop embarrassing yourselves - 12-06-’11 06:26
<span class='registered'>Belisario</span>

This post has been translated into Spanish:
http://www.tulla.es/elnegrometal/el_nuevo_disco_de_morbid_angel.html

Belisario (URL) - 17-09-’11 09:59


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