Hessian #4: The Return of Darkness and Evil

07 06 11 - 10:18



Content-rich metal magazine HESSIAN has just unleashed its fourth issue onto the world, "The Return of Darkness and Evil."

Contents:

1. Prologue by Kaveh
2. Marching Homewards by Helmholtz
3. Mozart’s 25th Symphony: Review by Skald
4. Evola and the Mountain by TheWaters
5. Mithras and Mithraism as Hessian Archetype by TheWaters
6. Satanic Essence: The Symbolic Reality of the Adversary by Xavier
7. Technology: A Hessian Perspective by Kaveh
8. The Battle of Tours by TheWaters
9. Black Funeral – Vukolak: Review by Skald
10. Hessianism: Considerations and Orientations Helmholtz

Hessian #4: The Return of Darkness and Evil

twenty comments

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FIRST

First - 07-06-’11 10:21
Brutal slayer of christians

Why won’t ANUS review the new Morbid Angel album???

Brutal slayer of christians - 07-06-’11 11:32
B.J. Ballsack

Production: Phat ‘n’ groovy.
Review: The new Morbid Angel album is a banging, cosmopolitan and colorful mix of fresh and unique ideas, showing a wide range of influences from hardcore techno to hip-hop, to nu-metal. Groovy and brutal riffs that show a deep appreciation of Slipknot and Drowning Pool will make any crazy nilla jump da fukk around. These niggaz ain’t afraid of experimenting with phat techno beats, they straight up don’t give a fukk about their ‘orthodox’ bigotted and closed-minded fans. It’s progressive and courageous. This is an album for out ‘n’ proud homosexuals who showcase their superior social standing with ownership of an iPad.

B.J. Ballsack - 07-06-’11 12:17
Poopintrospection.

Upon gazing on the after birth of a recent bowel movement – floating docilely in the clear pools of my toilet water, as if it was even patiently waiting for my inspection, I noticed a revealing fact:

There, suspended like snow flakes drifting through a peaceful winter wind, were nutty chunks of uniform dimension interspersed through out my faeces.

I had greatly increased the amount of nuts in my diet, so perhaps I should chew my food with more care, or eat less nuts. But ho dear reader! How hard it is to resist the savoury temptation of Macadamia, Almond, and Cashew!

Take care to study your poops. For when you gaze into the poop, the poop gazes back at you.

Poopintrospection. - 07-06-’11 14:15
sage

Stupid.

sage - 07-06-’11 23:06
poopjokes

Last night I had a very small poop. In fact it was so small it looked like an innocent little baby. I bent forward to look at it closer and inhale the smell when suddenly thoughts of cute babies, puppies and other sweet creatures sprung to my mind. Tears ran from my eyes down my cheeks and dripped on the little poop. It was a magical moment that made me very happy. I didn’t flush for hours. All my poops are my babies but some are more special than others.

poopjokes - 08-06-’11 07:58
kakjdklj

“3. Mozart’s 25th Symphony: Review by Skald”

LOL

Oh, you’re not joking…?

kakjdklj - 08-06-’11 08:02
Jim Necroslaughter

Bravo!

Jim Necroslaughter - 08-06-’11 09:04
T.G.

I’m with kakjdklj, what kind of people like music I don’t like? Total fags.

T.G. - 08-06-’11 19:01
kakjdklj

No I like Mozart, but further discussion of him is totally fucking redundant besides slapping an “intellectual” badge on your zine

kakjdklj - 09-06-’11 03:13
out of closet

I AM A HESSION.

out of closet - 09-06-’11 05:57
Stand up and be counted

I AM A HATIAN

Stand up and be counted - 09-06-’11 05:58
laugh at death, steal a car

I

AM A HAITIAN laugh at death, steal a car - 09-06-’11 05:59
I earn money, I pay taxes, I'm just like you

I AM A RETARD

I earn money, I pay taxes, I'm just like you - 09-06-’11 08:06
Lv 18 Julius Eevee ⚣

NO, I AM NSMSSIFT

Lv 18 Julius Eevee ⚣ - 09-06-’11 08:57
Lv 4 Julius Eevee ⚣

I AM MOUNTAIN CILMBER

Lv 4 Julius Eevee ⚣ - 09-06-’11 08:59
T.G.

@kakjdklj: That would be a pretty good assumption if the author actually did have the intention as appearing as some sort of intellectual. I personally think striving to be thought of as intellectual is a waste of time.

T.G. - 09-06-’11 14:39
Fuck appearances.

So is striving to be thought of a “anything”.

Fuck appearances. - 09-06-’11 19:58
Barack Obama

I AM HUSSEIN

Barack Obama - 09-06-’11 20:38
2304

I AM HASSAN

2304 - 09-06-’11 20:53


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