International Day of Slayer -- June 6, 2011

06 06 11 - 12:14



Celebrate the Inter-National Day of Slayer on June 6, 2011.

Slayer is an emblem of metal: fast, powerful, still alien to the mainstream after 28 years.

If every other religious, ethnic and political group gets their own holiday, we deserve one too.

How to Celebrate

* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.

Taking that participation to a problematic level

* Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
* Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
* Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
* Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
* Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

Inter-National Day of Slayer Task Force

six comments

autothrall

One of the more interesting bands to emerge from France in the past decade, Gojira return with their fourth album, a stunning work of hypnotic, grooving metal which I simply cannot get enough of. This is a pretty unique band, and they’ve gotten more so as they’ve progressed, but if I had to compare this to anyone I’d say it occupies a middle ground between Neurosis, Meshuggah and Prong. You could call it post-metal or post-hardcore and probably be just as accurate, but I am not writing a dissertation on scene semantics, so let’s cut to the album itself.

full review at metal-archives.com – autothrall

autothrall - 06-06-’11 12:49
SLAYER!!!!!!!

YYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

GO SLAYER!!!!!

SLAYER!!!!!!! - 06-06-’11 15:06
Black Magic - bring the fucking bass

This day is only complete if you sing along and offer occasional commentary such as: “holy FUCK” or “Fuck YES!!!!”

Black Magic - bring the fucking bass - 06-06-’11 15:21
nigger

And no one gave a shit. Seriously I didn’t even think about it.

nigger - 06-06-’11 16:35
ANUS MCFLURRY

DID YOU GUYS EVEN NOTICED THAT THANKS TO ANUS TROLLS, THE GOJIRA WEBSITE CLOSED THEIR GUESTBOOK? THEY ADDED A LINK TO THE BAND’S FACEBOOK INSTEAD! ISN´T THAT A VICTORY FOR THE ANUS TROLLS?

ANUS MCFLURRY - 06-06-’11 16:41
ninja

No, but I did notice that this site’s userbase is made up of preening, under 18 homosexuals.

ninja - 07-06-’11 05:21


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