100% Metal Weblog

NWN is my favourite label.

You stupid fucking nigger. You’re mother is a fuckin’ monkey isn’t she? Hairy and big lips?

Let’s not forget that FAT, JUICY BOOTAY!

My balls are large and perfectly spherical like tennis balls, with one sitting just slightly above the other. They are smooth and hairless, I moisturise them everyday. It is good to take care of one’s balls.

Tell me about your balls.

All Metal is fucking terrible. It’s boring, obnoxious noise, pretty much the musical equivalent of children’s cartoons full of explosions and irritating “cool” characters. It’s at its worst when it tries to be arty or take itself seriously. Metal is good for one thing though sometimes, letting out aggression, provided it’s direct and straightforward like Hatebreed, if you little dipshits can even accept that as “metal” without getting into an asspained genre war. Aside from that limited role it fails at everything and no one should be listening to it.

My balls are hairy and are either scrunched tight to my body and wrinkly or hanging loose way low and wrinkly. My right nut hangs a bit higher than my left. I assume it’s because my right nut loves me more and wishes to stay close.

Shut the fuck up Negruvoda you little faggot twerp Romanian piece of shit. This single song if more deep and profound than any of your shitty shitty fuck fuck homo tough guy hardcore crap like Analbreed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=—-I2YHzyAI

CUT YOUR FLESH AND WORSHIP SATAN!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!!

@ Music

Go fuck yourself you fukin emo teen fag! Open your mouth bitch cause i’m gonna ramm my fat cock down your throat!

My balls are fucking terrible. They’re boring, obnoxious testicles, pretty much the physical equivalent of children’s cartoons full of explosions and irritating “cool” characters. They’re at their worst when they try to be sexy or take themselves seriously. My balls are good for one thing though sometimes, letting out aggression, provided it’s direct and straightforward like Anal

There’s gonna be one more Aryan in this world. My mother and I are dedicated white supremacists, and since my father died in a bowling accident I have decided to impregnate my mother. She is too good a Christian to marry again, but she knows the survival of the Aryan race is at stake so this is the only option. We both have wonderful and superior Aryan genetics, so what could go wrong?

Now THIS is a legit playlist.
Hessians, LISTEN TO THIS ONE!!!

They missed out this awesome, hard-banging death metal masterpiece!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_uRIMUBnvw

Good shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbPirZRVGx8&feature=related

Happy international day of SLAYER!

In three weeks I’ll be visiting Texas. I’d like to have my picture taken with Prozak but he’s not responding to emails. Does anyone have his phone number?

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF DEATH METAL BANDS: 1- IMPALER , 2- LOUDBLAST , 3- CHEMICAL BREATH ? ALL THESE BANDS ARE FROM 1992 OR SO. ANYBODY RECOMMEND THEM?

LET’S BURN SOME CHURCHES IN THE NAME OF SLAYER YOU NILLAZ!!