Glorious Times 2.0: New and Improved

09 01 11 - 07:40

We finally got our hands on a review copy of Glorious Times here at the HQ, and the verdict is in: much improved over version 1.0, but still a niche product, so those of you who want Death Metal History for Dummies will need to go elsewhere.

Glorious Times does a supreme job of immersing you in the culture, the music and the feel of the era without having to shape your mind with a narrative. This is both its strength and weakness. Compiled entirely of first-hand statements from musicians and writers from the era, the book lets you make up your mind and read for whatever interests you. This was I think a mature decision, because the writers recognized the niche nature of this material.

My co-editor, Kontinual, and I differ on the importance of this book. I see it as a compilation of primary sources; he, rightly, points out that it's for a niche and not ready for mainstream consumption. I don't see these two views as incompatible. Glorious Times is a primary source, and will be in for future academics and journalists, but right now it's us nostalgia freaks who are checking it out.

And therein lies its strength. While the editors could have conducted interviews and comped statements together into a summary, imposing order and assessing data, that would have produced a linear perspective. Instead here you get the history told by as many people as wrote in for the book, which shows us how people differed in their approaches to this music, and yet also, where they converged. No linear narrative can show the same breadth.

Fans of the music, as opposed to academics and journalists, will find that like other legendary metal docs like Are You Morbid?, Lords of Chaos and Until the Light Takes Us, this book enmeshes us in the atmosphere of the time. You get to hear all about tape-trading, the personal lives of musicians, how people got into the music, and the decisions they made with their bands and lives. You don't get the kind of clear but oversimplified summary that Sam Dunn peddles in his Global Metal (my personal favorite of his movies); instead you stagger into this strange land where gnarled figures emerge from the mist and tell you their story in riddle and rhyme, then leave you to drift onward along a hazy road. If you want to know what it was "like" back then, this type of book is your best guide.

Detrators will point out the weaknesses that correspond to this strength. They will also say that the layout is amateurish, which was true on 1.0 but is mostly fixed for 2.0, at least to mainstream rock book standards. Detractors will say that the lack of an editorial voice means that the contribution from band members are somewhat random, and that depending on this volunteerist attitude among subjects means that the bands that didn't make it outnumber the important ones. While these criticisms, as are those of my co-editor Kontinual, are valid, they miss the point: this book is not here to offer an overview, a history or an ideological statement. It's here to give you the feel for the time, and to provide rich primary source material for those who will research it in the future. I hope someday someone makes the sequel to this, in which they interview all of these bands for two hours each and then assemble the statements, but that would lose much of the atmosphere and require a larger staff and budget than any old-schoolers have at this time.

When we look back on any time, we tend to measure its information by what it would mean to us now. We are looking at single facts at a time, and we interpret them as they would fit into our current lives and technology. When we look at ancient Sparta, we are repulsed by aspects of their warrior culture that in our society, would be cruel and unusual. To them, these "repulsive" aspects were a matter of pride, and what shaped them as much as we are shaped by our pride in not being like Sparta. Understanding early death metal is a similar matter, in that our technology and society was so different back then that we cannot place many of these "facts" into context. We need to see them in their original context, and by seeing that social backdrop, understand the atmosphere before we start trying to pull facts out of it. Glorious Times keeps this atmosphere intact and, while it may be a niche for death metal nostalgia buffs at this point, for the future it is the first serious record of the early years of death metal's genesis.




dsfdf - 09-01-’11 07:53


asdljfasklj - 09-01-’11 18:04
kirby pucket


kirby pucket - 09-01-’11 19:11

I think anus and dark legion should split up, all the guys at anus say fuck metal and everyone who still likes it is a douche bag, use once and move on to creating a greater society through superior genetics and all this other stupid shit

narb - 10-01-’11 22:04

Not quite, narb.

Cargast - 11-01-’11 01:41

LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bRUNHILDE fAN #1 - 11-01-’11 16:10
Cold Breath of Real Life

Narb may have a point.

ANUS is ideology; DLA is metal.

The two may overlap, but it freaks people out. And DLA ends up defending ANUS.

Cold Breath of Real Life (Email ) (URL) - 15-01-’11 09:13

According to Heidenlarm, tremolo picking is just picking really fast. For the longest time I thought it was a technique to pull or push a tremolo bar, also called a whammy bar, while picking on a string to chromatically go up or down.

Levy_Spearmen - 15-01-’11 15:07
eat your veggies.

Some call it “speed picking” witch makes more sense.

eat your veggies. - 15-01-’11 15:20

Anus doesn’t freak me out, it just bums me out, its an exclusive club for guys with perfectly straight combed hair and buttholes cleaned perfectly pink from a young age. If your bumhole wasn’t so swabbed you don’t belong, despite the fact the albums they, I guess once held in high regard were recorded by dark brown shit slicked bumholes loose and disfigured by powerful gastric beer blasts. it’s like two fags trying to fuck by ramming their dicks together full speed

barn - 16-01-’11 00:40

Most of the guys here had their assholes bleached to cover the years of beer blasting, otherwise they could not pass the inspection for white-collar jobs.

Levy_Spearmen - 16-01-’11 11:32

>implying anyone at anus has a job

good one.

lol@u - 19-01-’11 18:51

Not responding to turd face up there, but is it wrong to be right? Is it wrong, to be right?

Levy_Spearmen - 25-01-’11 20:13

I miss Brunhilde.

=( - 25-01-’11 22:36

I’ll admit, Brunhilde was a hot piece of ass, but there’s always more out there. Don’t be down, fag.

Levy_Spearmen - 26-01-’11 09:29
lord wigglez

pics of brunnie?

lord wigglez - 27-01-’11 06:04

Naw, just tugging dicks!

Levy_Spearmen - 27-01-’11 07:05

Pics of Brunhilde available at this location:

LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE! - 27-01-’11 20:28

Don’t forget the CORRUPT.ORG wing of the ANUS & DLA army! Those fuckers were so confident and cool. They told me everything I needed to know to live my life! I’m supposed to exercise, cook, and be interested in girls… wow thanks Alex Birch & Martin Regnen!

dude - 28-01-’11 20:55

Why did CORRUPT fall anyways? I never followed it much, but I noticed that they lost some writers at a point and soon they just stopped.

Levy_Spearmen - 29-01-’11 08:42
Cold Breath of Real Life

CORRUPT fell because it had no one to staff it. We have writers, but we need volunteers to be editors, tech guys, artists, etc. Someone needs to run it all. Throwing it all onto one person means that person cannot write, which is why you see so little content here: that time went to babysitting CORRUPT and various other projects where volunteers have now flaked out. Thanks, humanity!

Cold Breath of Real Life (Email ) (URL) - 30-01-’11 09:16

I don’t think you have the whole story. CORRUPT fell because they finally figured out the irony of continually trumpeting their “Get Out There & Enjoy Life!” mantra whilst spending hours and hours every day hunched over in front of a computer screen… blogging.

At their best, which was mostly early on, they were humble & insightful; at their worst, they were braggarts & know-it-alls who utilized the internet to constantly burnish their egos.

dude - 30-01-’11 13:54

More like gloryholeous times. Where’s that Running Wild biography?

Nagz - 30-01-’11 17:07


WEEEEEH - 08-02-’11 13:24

I want you to know that I sincerely do not care about your life and I would fucking kill you if I planned it out well enough not to get caught.

Levy_Spearmen - 08-02-’11 16:44

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