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||              Make a Bowl...In the Comfort of Your Own Home            ||
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|| CIRCUS MAXIMUS PAE/BBS..................................804 973-3644  ||
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   Have ya ever been 'stuck' with some leftover weed that you really wanna smoke,
but you don't have a bowl or a bong? It's a bummer, isn't it? And you don't want
to smoke it out of some rinky-dink aluminum foil gizmo, that'll just waste all
your stuff. So you want to make a bowl. Here are the tools you'll need (an
asterisk [*] means this will help):

Sandpaper (fine and coarse)
Piece of wood (say 3" x 3/4" x 3/4" or so)
Drill (*electric) with small bits
*Sand bit for digging hole in bowl. If you don't have this, you'll have to use                                      a knife or something.
Pipe screen

     Ok, now you have the material. Now here's what you do. Using your sand bit
and your drill (or some other wood-digging tool), dig a pit in one end of your
piece of wood (see diagram).
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      Bowl ->  |                 /===\ |
               |      Pit ->     |+++| |
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The depth of this pit should be about 3/4 of the depth of the wood you are
using. Sand the bowl to make it smooth. BE SURE THIS PIT IS NOT LARGER THAN
A PIPE SCREEN!  Otherwise, you'll hafta make your own screen.
    Next, drill a hole from the back end of the bowl until it enters the pit.
Make the hole slightly higher than the bottom of the pit. (See diagram)

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    Hole ->   =====================+++| |
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   Your bowl is now pretty much finished. The end with the hole is the
mouthpiece and the pit is where you put the weed. Get a pipe screen and push it
into the pit so that it is touching all sides and is secure. Now fill, light,
and enjoy!

The First Rule of Smoking Weed:  "ALWAYS LIGHT!"

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This has been a presentation of The Penguin and the Arctic Hippies. [11/87]

Circus Maximus PAE/BBS [5 megs]................................804 973-3644
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