Mr. Avocado's
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		  Anarchy Unlimited
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Volume 1, Issue 1                                   08/05/91

          IN THIS ISSUE : Car pranks, phun with banks,
                          and much more!


Letter from the Editor
                    by Mr. Avocado

   Welcome to the first issue of my new magazine, Anarchy
Unlimited.  I intend to keep this publication going as long
as I can.  Currently I am the only member of my staff, but I
am looking for others. To submit articles, pick up new
issues, or join my staff, call the Shanty Town BBS at
(713)351-1753.  The hour are 11pm-noon and it is the home of
this mag.  I am the SysOp and I hope to see you come visit
my bbs.  Now, on to the magazine!



How to break "locks" on telephones


   Ever been annoyed by those telephones that are locked and
thusly you were unable to dial?  You know the ones, where
the rotary used to dial has been barred from movement. There
is now an easy way to deafeat this.  All you must do is dial
with the button usually used to hang up.  What is done is
simple.  Say you wanted to dial the number 123-4567.  You
would tap the button once, wait half a second, tap it twice,
wait half a second, tap it three times and so on.  It takes
some practice but after awhile you get it down pat.  Good
luck!



How to get revenge on the gas company


   Now you can getr revenge on your long time enemy, the gas
company.  Recently there have been more and more people mad
at the gas company for various reasons; Drilling wells
during the night, gas leaks, and other problems.  Finally, a
solution was found.  If the you want to cause the ol' gas
company some major problems, all you need to do is get your
hands on a chemical called Ethyl mercaptan.  It gives off a
very strong natural gas smell and most chemical houses have
it.  Just put an ounce of it at various spots around town
(especially near or on fellow complainers property) and then
make some phone calls to the owners of the property,
commenting on smelling gas while walking by their property.
The gas company is sure to enjoy the emergency calls from
all over town.  Great fun to be sure!




Phun with banks


   If you really wanna get someone in trouble, here is a
method you can use to get the bank pissed at him.  All you
must do is note the name of his bank and his account number.
The rest is quite simple.  Just drive by the bank after
hours, fill out a blank deposit form with his info, and
deposit a penny into his account for him.  Keep doing this
for days.  With any luck with bank will not appreciate your
enemy wasting their time crediting his account one cent
every day.  If you continue this after the bank gets angry
at your enemy, he'll be up a creek without a paddle.
Although no harm really comes to the enemy, it is a quite
fun prank to watch.



How to rip off a vending machine


   Here are three easy ways to get revenge on vending
machines :
               
               1. Find some old fashioned hardware stores   
                  and buy some No. 14 brass washers. With
                  a bit of Scotch tape you can have some
                  dimes that are a helluva lot cheaper than
                  10 cents.

               2. If you have reason to want a free         
                  newspaper, then just grasp the handle
                  of the machine and either kick the bottom
                  hard or hit the top hard while pulling.
                  Usually this works. If someone sees you
                  tell them the machine ate your money and
                  ripped you off. They'll understand.

               3. Get some blank stickers and write OUT OF
                  ORDER on them. After sticking them all    
                  over town there should be sufficiently
                  less business.


Car phun


   There are many ways to destroy an automobile.  I should
make a magazine based on it.  Here I will list a few tactics
to destroy an automobile :

     1. Drop a handful of BBs or lead shot down the
carburetor of a car.  BIG rrepair bills.

     2. Drain the oil from the car and fill the crankcase
with water.  This would be better than just emptying it
because the oil warning lamp will not light, yet the car has
no oil.

     3. A couple sugar cubes down the ol' gas tank and the
Miles Per Gallon will be reduced to zilch.

     4. Fill a basting syringe with castor oil, then squirt
it into the tailpipe and muffler of the car.  After a few
minutes on the road this car will be smokin'.

     5. Fill the locks with superglue.  Sure to be very fun
when the owner tries to open his door.



     Well, that's it for this issue. I'll be coming out with
another one as soon as enough material is found.  'til then
keep your nose clean and don't eat guacamole.

                              Mr. Avocado