this isn't a blog
blogs are a great way to project an identity over the internet. tell everyone what you're like, or what you think you're like, let them all see your best side. you might even make new friends! you could become a star of the internet community.
if you want, you can create a whole new you on the internet. no one knows you, or what you're like, so you might as well design yourself a future and then start living it! you can meet more people than ever before. there's even seven major dating services, all of which accept credit cards!
don't miss your chance to be part of the action. a blog is a way to express yourself, and to be important to your readers and others who are part of the highly-contested readership of blogs. you can call attention to yourself by writing something unique, fresh and special.