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| This here featured meal is not the latest one. It ain't even close. We're having some trouble staying sober long enough to update the site. MORE |
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METAL NEWS: Everyone's selling out! Slipknot and Burzum world tour! Korn now on Drakkar Records! Money is now the most important... MORE
Geez, did Mike leave already? It's only like 2 PM... I guess he's off to The Wing Shack for more buttery, schmaltzy fried chicken wings. I hear obesity is totally metal, as it means you never have to talk to other people... MORE
Well, some people died, but we forgot who. There's some new stuff in from Roadrunner records with a fat wad of cash next to it. We got Century Media promos too, but we're not going to play them because they didn't send us California pot. Relapse records sent pot, and food, and they're members of my congregation, so they're in like Flynn... oh well, when you're out of shit to say, just send people to the bulletin board. See below... YOO HOO! HEY! CHECK THIS OUT! HEY FAG! LISTEN TO ME GODDAMNIT! LOOK AT THIS!