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Dilbert stole our hearts as a nation when he pointed out what corporate whores we are. But now that Dilbert's a whore, and is making money off selling pacification to those who are whores (cheerful grin 'n' bear it delusional types), the strip is out of date. Check out this parody which updates the strip, but please don't pass the URL around :)
I think we're artifacts of our own success, Dogbert.